haha russia's pretty big lol
haha
Holland is a light weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPLS0vYU8uI
Not as big as your mum's bum hahaha
>>59130917
>Russia
>big
wew
>>59130917
Big things make you wet, you puss ?
>>59130917
hahaha you're totally right haha
>>59131267
>mocking the mighty Terrorbird
You better hope one doesn't take you in your sleep.
LOL
>>59131485
>No Crimea
Unrealistic map tbqh.
>be Russia
>be typical European Slav country
>border thousands of miles of empty nothingness that you can easily annex and become B I G
>it could have been the UK
>it could have been France
>it could have even been Poland
>instead it was Russia
>>59131848
It couldn't been anyone except Russia since only Russia was bordering it obviously. It wasn't also nothing. There were tatars on Volga Siberian Khanate in Urals and Siberia, countless agressive tribes in Caucasus, wild nomads and bunch of khanates in the middla Asia etc.
>>59131848
>be Britain
>get KHAN'D
You wot? Russia is a tiny country in central europe.
There is nothing but Ocean of Dreams on the east.
Just come there and see it irl
>>59132892
this. I don't understand why everybody's so scared, you guys are basically a microstate like Luxembourg.
>>59131973
You basically just admitted that you're colonialists on foreign lands. Time to go home, Igor.
>>59132892
true t b h
>>59133974
This fucking piece of land with 145 million angry Russians bordering Poland and balts, having the 2nd strongest military and 1st largest nuclear arsenal.
I wonder what will happen))))))))))))))))
