lose a war to emus

>>59129855
Hue hue

>be australian

>Aussies lost against emus

>Americans lost against eggs

>Canadians are losing against fire

>>59130002
>France loses to a couple of religious nuts with AKs

>>59129855
>be brazilian
>get shot

>>59130056
>losing against defenseless candies

>>59129855
>be brazilian
>lose at life

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>Australia is fighting carps with herpes
>millions of Australian women are sitting in ponds, rivers, and lakes

>>59129885
>lose to Swedes

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>>59130509
>lose war to nothing

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>59129855
Haha well bantered my friend

>>59130195
you mean those kinder eggs? those have been legal for a while now

>2500 enemy casualties
>0 Australian casualties
We didnt lose anything friend

>>59130802
That's a battle not a war. For fuck's sakes Australia you're getting shittier everytime I come back here

>>59131017
like your country every time i turn on the news lmao

>great emu war
Somehow it makes me laugh

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>>59131017
>hey whats your ulam
>"nothing"