>lose a war to emus
>>59129855
Hue hue
>be australian
>Aussies lost against emus
>Americans lost against eggs
>Canadians are losing against fire
>>59130002
>France loses to a couple of religious nuts with AKs
>>59129855
>be brazilian
>get shot
>>59130056
>losing against defenseless candies
>>59129855
>be brazilian
>lose at life
>Australia is fighting carps with herpes
>millions of Australian women are sitting in ponds, rivers, and lakes
>>59129885
>lose to Swedes
>>59130509
>lose war to nothing
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
>>59129855
Haha well bantered my friend
>>59130195
you mean those kinder eggs? those have been legal for a while now
>2500 enemy casualties
>0 Australian casualties
We didnt lose anything friend
>>59130802
That's a battle not a war. For fuck's sakes Australia you're getting shittier everytime I come back here
>>59131017
like your country every time i turn on the news lmao
>great emu war
Somehow it makes me laugh
>>59131017
>hey whats your ulam
>"nothing"