A bearded wizard magically appears In front of you and grants you a wish
1. A gf of your choosing who will remain loyal
2. 100,000 usd
>>59122356
I already have both lmao
2
slavery is bad
The gf if she has a rich father
hahahah who the fuck would want 1
fucking fedora tippers
>>59122356
i would take the small loan of 100,000 usd
>>59122356
Loyal gf no contest
>>59122356
hard choice. a hundred grand is good money, but i might not find a girl that good again in my lifetime.
im gonna play it safe and take the gril
>>59122356
$100,000
i'm a massive faggot and i would only consider taking the person in OP's pic
>>59122412
>massive faggot
The adjective is redundant given your flag
>>59122398
this is the only reasonable answer. anybody who thinks otherwise is poor both materially and spiritually.
fuq bitches get moni
>>59122388
>if
It says of your choosing. You can choose a rich qt if you want.
>>59122356
1
100,000 isn't even that much
I would be completely happy and satisfied with life if I had the perfect gf
I'll find a way to lose interest in the girl as fast as I cans say Dissociative identity disorder. Then spend all the money in a shitty activity that won't fulfill me and will end up crying my lungs out when I realize how fucking pathetic I am.
>>59122471
>I would be completely happy and satisfied with life if
no you wouldn't
>>59122441
i may be a fat faggot but at least one day i'll have a bf and you'll still just be a leaf
>>59122356
1, obviously.
Money can't buy love.
>>59122441
underrated
1. Would marry my billionaire 3D loyal waifu and even have a relative that is the president of the US
>>59122489
She would be absolutely perfect though
The point of life is to find the perfect girl
>>59122586
this doesn't concern you
>>59122606
A PERON LO ELIGE EL PUEBLO
>>59122604
>The point of life is to find the perfect girl
>this is what permavirgins actually believe
I made this thread whilst taking a shit, just thought I'd let you guys know
jeff pls go
>>59122635
>whilst
>>59122604
>The point of life is to find the perfect girl
this is why you won't be happy.
You will be more disappointed every day after the love hormones stopped flooding your brain
What am I even going to do with $100k? Buy 1/6th of a house?
>>59122693
invest
>>59122635
Alas, you had done it before sir so as to avoid such beautiful scenery. Thank you.
I can make money, and I can get a gf.
I can make US$100,000, but I'm pretty limited to the kind of gf I can get.
So, 1.
i would take the grill but i wouldn't know who to chose so i take the monies
I pick the gf and I choose the cute short-brown haired vampire girl from Twilight's movie. Or her actress, whichever.
I need the money, so 2.
>>59122356
take the Trump's daughter
@
get billions
1 if she's attractive and never gets fat. Otherwise 2.
>>59123330
As a bonus, you'll also get another man's child
>>59123368
The Louis CucK meme really makes me mad, man. The guy is an excellent comedian.
>>59122356
1 Why money wtf?
>>59122356
money
1. We can be poir together
>>59124166
stop shitposting canada you're ruining the board
>>59122356
A rich submissive girlfriend who I could pressure into giving me money to prove her loyalty.
It's a win-win situation.
The money
>>59124056
Are you serious lel
hey retards here's an example of a perfectly loyal girl
your choice right? you might find one day you don't even like her
now how are you going to get away?
shaking my head lmao you could have been rich(er)
>>59122629
>>59122671
wow I thought I was fucking sad this is terrible.
>>59124370
>my choice
No?
rich family neet gf
so we can stay inside and play video games all day.
>>59124273
kill your mother and burn in that fucking dessert you call your country.
>>59124422
sorry senpai i mean to say whoever you pick changes over the course of life and you might not even like who you pick in the first place
>>59124459
wut am i looking at here
>>59124403
>yfw you realise that by achieving your telos or ultimate relationship with the world, or the other, or with love, destroys your self and meaning
can I get my straight crush instead? no money in the world scent compare to his scent
>who will remain loyal
This completely changes everything, making the 100k way too low of an offer.
I could play video games, browse 4chan every day, watch movies etc. And she would still be loyal.
It's literally everything good about a relationship, without all the baggage.
>>59124370
>a gf of your choosing.
;^)
>>59124593
>I could play video games, browse 4chan every day, watch movies etc
how you going to pay for all those, and then rent/house and then probably kids
no hate i just can't fathom why that's the better option here
>>59124323
yes actually. His jokes are incredibly crude, but there is a profound sense of empathy underneath. This makes him stand out from all the other rude comedians
>>59124650
SMALL WHITE PENIS HAHA
PINGO HELP.
>>59124643
Key word being "I could"
The point is, whatever I do, she'll stay loyal.
>>59124650
>profound sense of empathy
dear diary today i learned people watch stand up comedians in order to feel sorry and compassionate for people
are yall out of your minds
literally why why would you not take the 100,000 dollars
thats enough money to fix pretty much every problem in my life
fuck some dumb hoe gf that does everything i tell her to do IM POOR
>>59124730
>$100K is "fuck you" money
Not all of us plan to spend our retirement years driving rickshaws in Bangladesh
>>59124759
you sure are upset about this, and people's mothers
are you not very old :^)
>>59124759
100k isnt fuck you money
100k is fix my fucking car get my mortgage payed and put money towards my retirement and kids college fund money
>>59124370
>Perfectly loyal
I think the key word here is "perfectly".
>>59122356
2.
Mind-controlling some poor girl into being bound to me forever sounds very ruthless.
>>59122356
>a gf
Not even if I'm being paid m8
>>59124695
so whats the deal with airplane food
WHAT
IS
THE DEAL
>>59122356
>gf of your choosing who will remain loyal
I just want my ex back.
>>59122356
hmmmm.
none.
t: wizard
>A gf of your choosing who will remain loyal
So I could LITERALLY CHOOSE any woman in the entire woman that I wanted and they would be mine forever? What kind of a retard would choose option one?
By choosing pic related I automatically become rich and powerful and she's only ever been with one person so it wouldn't be a bad bit of snatch either
>>59125171
Option two*
>>59125171
yeah, but you will be forced to kill little children and drink their blood for the rest of your live.
>>59122356
2 to be honest
>>59125171
>LITERALLY CHOOSE any woman in the entire woman
>>59125153
op here, forgot to mention the gf is actually scared of you and remains loyal out of fear, not love;
>>59125557
top fukkin kek, poorfags just blown the fuck OUT
take that you virgin spergs lmao omfg
>>59125557
then the first option is total shit
>>59122446
But some of us don't need a hairy wizard to find a loyal gf, in which case the 100000 makes sense
That money is nothing. My family settled a lawsuit recently and got 90k, and our investor says it will be burned up soon if we keep living as we do, which is basically poverty level to begin with.
I'd prefer the gf if she's exactly how I would prefer her to be. Nothing can go wrong with that.
>>59125657
well you should explain the injury that earned you 90k
>>59125724
Dad died.
>>59125557
Ehhhhh, doesn't matter.
I'll take the richest woman in the world as my gf, give me her money and kill herself
;^)
>>59125730
yes you see, the 100k is free and nobody dies. what happened to him?
>>59125657
Well here with that kind of money I could buy like 3 room apartment and live quite comfortably for around 6 years.
>>59122356
The money. Easy choice
>>59125639
okay than guru
The gf is the only right choice, anyone here who can't make the money by his own means is a failure of a human being.
>>59125946
same thing could be said about finding a girlfriend
I can use the girl to go out and get a job to support us both along with government welfare
win win
>>59122446
>anybody who thinks otherwise is poor both materially and spiritually.
>>59125973
Getting a gf is not a problem, but finding a loyal one is pretty hard.
Getting a guaranteed 100% loyal gf of my choosing to spend my life with is too hard, i'd say most people can pass their whole lives without even meeting one girl like that. In front of that the money means shit
>>59122356
>take the gf
Great, so I'm still a wagecuck, but am now permanently stuck supporting someone who I'm very likely to get sick of being around?
>take the money
Fukken noice. I can now afford to travel, obtain a decent education, and fund the startup business I've been working on. Hell I might even meet a qt3.14 along the way since I'm not a beta loser and can actually obtain gf myself.
>>59126046
see this >>59125557
>>59122471
>>59122604
You have low aspirations
>>59126127
OP is a huge faggot because the initial choice was so clear he had to start moving goalposts.
Such a sad thread.
>>59122356
I already have a loyal bf so I take the money.
op here, also forgot to mention your gf has a feminine penis
>>59126259
10/10.
Always wanted a rich futa with Stockholm syndrome
>>59126259
>>59126259
as the guy who was arguing for money the whole time i have now changed my mind
>>59126259
wew, if she has a monster big dick, i'll take her
>>59126259
Then it's not a gf anymore, you stupid piece of shit
>>59126259
fraudulent op, disregard
seriously though, ALSO forgot to mention your gf has to take a shit once every hour
>>59122356
The gf, I already make enough money.
>>59122520
>be a leaf
What?
>>59122471
you can own litearlly a Brazilian G hotter than this girl with 50k.
I'd pick the money. It is much harder to come across that money than it is to find a nice girl
>>59122356
Pick a gf and pick Katy Perry.
>>59127086
>Not Taytay
>>59127086
>>59126429
>>59125557
Also she must be a poor russian immigrant with broken english
>>59127107
nah
>>59127171
Shit taste.
>>59127182
k
>>59127171
>>59127201
>not magyar aryan ubermensch barbi
>>59122356
2.
i can buy another house and live my life on the rent monies as a neet
i can also rent whores instead, gfs are too much work for my liking so far, maybe i have been dating the wrong ones idk
>>59127107
Excuse him, he's a pleb brah
>>59127244
Does she have a quarter of a billion dollars net worth?
>>59127266
she might be jewish cause hungarian t bh
>>59122356
2. because i can get a gf, especially with that money
>>59127320
>100k usd
>a lot of money
are you a hobo or something?
you can't even afford a small apartment with that money
>>59127349
rent a high class prostitute for a month, after which you'll probably be bored of sex and you still got heaps leftover
>>59127349
i have an big apartment and im a NEET
>>59122479
Spoken like a true mexican
>>59127384
now THAT would be a real waste of money
>>59127389
do you get neetbucks from the government?
>>59127411
>do you get neetbucks from the government?
yes, just like every neet finn
>>59122356
I choose (You) Pikachu!!
>>59124759
>driving rickshaws in Bangladesh
Its quite arousing desu
