ITT: poorly describe a cunt and others try to guess
>some assembly required
>meatballs
>>59119732
Sweden
bad thread desu
>>59119732
Sverige
You're shit at this.
>>59119751
Good thread but it's only Americans at this time so do it during Yuro hours, will be more varied with the memes
3:30 AM here, gonna sleep now
>>59119732
youre shit at this
This is just terrible
was big
then small
bing-bong
>>59119732
wow you're so bad at this
what a trainwreck
>>59119817
uk
>>59119817
UK?
blonde
snow
homo
alright ill try
grab island
island friend of island say no
island money
>>59119877
Finland
>>59119877
blanda upp
used to be blind in a way but they're better now
>>59119877
le sweedeen
>>59119880
argentina
make mistake
repeat
>>59119930
ja
>>59119953
germany
>>59119953
russia
>>59119977
yippeh, two (you)s in one
feels like christmas
t.
>>59119732
give natives rights
become perpetual 3rd world country
>hardmode: not south africa
>>59120001
i know this feel
>>59120023
western iberian caliphate
>>59120032
rhodesia
bad men go hot place
>bad thread
my feelys
>>59120068
iraq?
the bible belt?
>>59120044
incorrect, my friend
>>59120032
Zimbabwe
snow
weed
fire
>>59119953
poland cannot into space xD DD D
Loo
>ruin Roman Empire
>form into a non-roman collection of insignificant autistic lords..
>... that squabble between themselves and become a laughing stock
>ruin Christendom with Edgelord v1 (M.L)
>ruin a prosperous Europe with Edgelord v2 (K.M)
>collapses
>becomes a joke
>"waa waa it's all your fault"
>has a hissyfit
>suddenly teleports behind the European Empires
>"heh.. Nothin personnel"
>tries to destroy Europe
>fails: other countries spend millions to rebuild
>"waa waa its all your fault we dindu nuffin"
>has a hissyfit
>tries to destroy Europe again
>fails: other countries spend millions to rebuild
>"waa waa its all your fault we dindu nuffin"
>has a hissyfit
>tries to destroy Europe a third time, but with subtlety
>succeeds(?)
>>59120068
aussieland
>>59120081
nope ;^)
>>59120082
literally could be most of africa tb h
>>59120089
kek, canuckland
>>59120089
netherlands?
>>59120068
Australia.
>>59119732
hahahahaha,
smell
fat
stupid
can guess who?
no.
you cannot.
why?
Because you are stupid and fat and gay.
hahahahahahaha.
>>59120110
yes
>>59120089
>fire
too obvious
2015istan
>>59120127
water
weed
bike
Name is a meme spelling of a meme spelling of the common term for male genatalia
>>59120156
benin
alternatively, australia
>>59120154
netherlands
>>59120156
benin :DDDDD
>>59120154
netherlands?
>>59120113
true, I guess I didn't think that one through
new one:
be anglo country
be really fucking poor
>>59120153
hahahahahaha
stupid fatty.
like leaf but cannot maintain healthy weight.
inferior country.
has hatred.
yet is inferior.
however is obsessed.
with gardening?
syrup?
something like this which.
perplexes.
confuses.
simple mind of.
stupid fat.
"people"
foliage
>>59120181
theres only five anglo cunts m8, england canada america australia and no zealand and theyre all fairly rich
>>59120099
not poor enough
WEWUZ everything
poor
Brown
>>59120223
britain?
>>59120223
Detroit
they still don't let john travolta in
hot triangles
>>59120219
you'd be surprised, new zealand is actually a pretty poor country, considering all we really have is tourism and farming
Our government is literally too poor to give us welfare (not that I am on welfare, but I know people who are)
brown
reggaeton
texas
>>59120243
>>59120249
Wrong
>>59120243
>>59120249
its portugal you dips
>>59120251
no idea tb h
>>59120273
youre not poor poor though
america is probably the poorest of them all honestly
>>59120023
Finland
snow homos
>>59120317
All Nordic countries.
stop posting too easy descriptions of sweden idiots
>>59120288
Mexico?
>>59120303
yes
>>59120295
I wouldn't say America is poor, it just has very poor money distribution
New Zealand is genuinely, actually, a poor country, more so than America, and especially for an Anglo country
Muslims
>>59120383
i meant poor as in containing a lot of poverty
i honestly know shit about new zealand. i assumed it was basically a more conservative southern hemisphere canada or something
>>59119732
Guys who make sticks go in the air and then move across fields really really fast
>>59120413
Europe :^)
this is too easy, can we do cities?
ill start:
winged lion
can't ever jaywalk across the street
>>59120344
I think it is a Chile joke
>>59120413
lelbourne
>>59120418
Yeah, most people don't know much about it, it's not a very relevant country. Gonna get out of this shithole one day
>>59120442
no because idgaf about cities
fuck cities i fuckint hate cities
>>59120099
Could've just gone and done
>
>
>
>>59120479
angery
will dance for potato
my lucky charms
>>59120494
ireland
>>59120489
this
>>59120491
fuck cities
>>59120494
me on the left (ireland)
>>59120514
ireland
>>59120291
>>59120295
'twas simply a practical joke, siblings. To be more precise, the area called "detroit" is essentially the NA version of Africa (Somalia somewhat). There is also an alarming trend in the culture of black Americans to participate in historical revisionism, believing that in fact Africans were "Kangz" in Egypt, rather than Arabs. They are also quite poor, and therefore because of the culmination of all three factors indeed fit the criteria. Because of this I believed that the Americans on this board would find some sort of humor in the answer which meets all of the criteria, yet likely is the incorrect answer. However I was quite taken aback because of this abrasive name calling. Referring to others as "dips" is rude and insulting. Please apologize immediately for your transgressions and I will gladly forgive you.
>>59120524
correct!
>>59120442
Venice
big
monkey
football
>>59120541
yes
>>59120543
br?
huwhue
not greece
>>59120551
yes
what a picardy!
no capital, nice dessert
poo
loo
>>59120443
oh :)
state-mandated racemixing
>>59120564
cyprus
>>59120548
Here's a city to guess
3 rivers
named after a politician
oil
son
insect
build a civilization and watch it get cucked by an invader from the west
rinse and repeat half a dozen times
accept your intrinsic military incompetence and put your faith in the world's biggest betafag
your master, having never seen a more pitiful situation, just leaves out of disgust
>>59120613
washington?
>>59120624
japan
>>59120641
no
>>59120624
India
Is very nice
>>59120669
>half a dozen times
>implying America has left
The only relevant thing to come out of it was a historical figure hundreds years ago
>>59120683
kazakhstan
>>59120670
that's a bingo
>>59120689
Sweden
>>59120670
damn i have no idea
give a hint pls
is it a capital?
Papa, tourists
>>59120759
vatican
>>59120757
In the Eastern U.S
Not a capital
>>59120773
bueno
*suicides self*
>>59120845
germany or sweden
>>59120689
macedonia
>>59120784
pittsburgh?
>>59119732
So there was this guy, he got together some other guys, they got on top of some animals, and them moved across a field until they found more guys. They put sticks into those guys until they died, and then repeated the process.
>>59120859
Nope
>>59120873
Bingo
>>59120885
Mongolia, too easy
>>59120890
canadia?
>>59120885
mongolia
>>59120786
great success
>>59120845
greenland
>>59120911
Nope, you're close
>>59120891
k got one for you:
iron phallus
the japanese clean it up
pic related
>>59119732
Okay I got one:
They were participants in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar 20,000 years ago, committed the crime of gene-stapling on their own peoples, and were allied with Kang Wewuz & his mercenaries.
>>59120947
Is this a country or a city?
*steps on landmine*
>>59120925
Yes!
>>59120984
it's a city
>>59119751
Oh, I know this one. Canada
>>59120987
>*steps on landmine*
cambodia?
>>59120938
damn, japan? (suicide woods)
>>59120963
Czech 'em
>>59120963
Czech Republic
>>59121021
>>59121034
correct
its called czechia btw
>>59120987
cyprus, korea, afghanistan, iraq
god only knows
>>59120997
Kobe?
Fruit markets, flipflops, and stabbings.
Brown reggeaton shithole
----
Lives with mother until 35
----
___ in ___
>>59121047
nope
>>59121047
>korea is a city
>american education
>>59121065
eirenach pls go
kobe is a ciity
>irish american education
*fucks donkey*
>>59121012
I was thinking vietnam but close enough
>>59121056
>Lives with mother until 35
Italy?
>>59121065
>>59121065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe
>Paddys
>>59121089
>kobe
oh my bad
>irish literacy
>>59121061
Hiroshima
>>59119953
Rhodesia
>>59121128
nope
I'll give you a hint: it's not in japan
>>59121145
tokyo
>>59121153
leaid i swear to god
it'd NOT iN JapAN
>>59121168
oh my bad
sapporo
pretends to be white to fit into the cool club but fails
>>59121145
San Francisco?
>>59121184
>>59121221
nope
another hint: it fucking sucks. theres bones in the ground
>>59121240
That can be any city in India
>>59121217
el argentinANO
>>59121240
matsuyama
>>59121262
Close but no, it is in Europe.
>>59121217
argentina
>>59121278
Spain
>>59121278
>>59121278
t. alberto barbosa
>>59121255
it's not india
hint: my ancestors paid it a short visit a couple of years ago
>>59121262
absolutely devilish
produces platinum, rape, and workaholic turbo-autists
>>59121285
Bingo!
Another one:
Has a tendency to change sides, even if it has to fight itself to archieve something
>>59121298
india
>>59121311
Italy
And if someone can post the wiki picture of the war of the league of Cambrai, it'd be nice
pretty much a non-country
>>59121291
you could be from anywhere in the world anon
>>59121329
doesn't produce a lot of platinum
>>59121352
belgium
>>59121368
it's FUCKING PARIS
i thought the iron phallus would already give it away
>>59121373
Correct
t. Nigel Farage
>>59121343
here you go lad
>>59121056
Chile?
>>59121401
haha
i was afraid the kraut would have called you the non country
>tfw foreigners dont understand switzerland
>>59121394
You suck at giving clues anon
Iron phallus is a festival in japan and your ancestors could be from anywhere I don't know if you are a native german or not
>>59121408
Thanks
>>59121453
>badly describe a country
ain't that the point?
gimme another city
>>59121491
It's not fun if it's impossible to guess
>>59121491
named after a Roman
B
>>59121570
weissrussland
fish tacos
>>59121582
Correct!
>>59121529
k lets say you gotta give a hint every time i get it wrong
constantinople?
>>59121666
No
It's not in a muslim country
>>59121705
caesarea?
Launch rockets at children
>>59121746
Syria
>>59119732
Bring back the glory of islam
racemixing: the country
>>59121743
It's not in the middle east
>>59121876
fuck right
augusta?
>>59121898
No
It's west of berlin
>>59121922
rome?
>>59121996
No the Roman the city is named after was born before the punic wars
"we nuke you"
>>59122010
Konstanz?
>>59122102
No the Roman who the city is named after was famously imitated in the 1700's
Expelled
Expelled
Star
>>59120032
>South Africa
>"""Natives"""
The bantu were not there first
>>59120032
United States of America, A.K.A. "Columbia".
>>59120099
posting pasta
>Germany
This meme AGAIN. I love it. Every time I think people are starting to wisen up, I find myself to be completely mistaken. It's a miracle I even have any amount of faith left in society.
For the two-hundredth time, Germany's done little to none when it comes to contributing to human advancement.
First, let's list the bright points. Their accomplishments:
>Destruction of Rome
>Holy Roman Empire
>Bismarck
>Third Reich
>?
Wow! Look at that! They managed to destroy the Roman Empire! Isn't it awesome that they tore down the centerpiece of European advancement and culture and replaced it with the dark ages? Cool! And not only, that, but they had to overcome the might of the ENTIRE weak, crumbling Italian infrastructure and military to do so! And after they were done, wasn't it awesome how they were able to make all of these buildings fall into complete disrepair? Wow!
After that, They made the Holy Roman Empire! The perfect successor! Sure, it might not have been Holy, or Roman, and it might have actually been established by the Pope and the courage of a Frog, but it was in Germany, right? Remember all the cool things they did? I sure don't, but I'm sure there's something good in there! And what about Bismarck, the man that unified the German states that couldn't get along without him? Remember how he unified them into a single hate machine that he could then push outwards towards all of Europe? Yeah! After he was gone, they sure did well projecting that anger after big brother Austria tapped them on the shoulder and showed them the light of Serbian evil. Sure, they lost, but they definitely gave the world a hard time with their gas weapons. Well - they may not have made it, but a traitorous Jew that definitely wasn't on their side that they were still kind enough to allow to live in Germany did! How kind of the Germans, right? Nope! They went on the massacre Jews and lose AGAIN at Austria's request!
Germany's pathetic, and so are you.
>>59122043
best korea
lowland but still high
>>59122283
netherlands
>>59122149
okay i give up
i have absolutely zero idea
what is it?
>>59122149
The city is in America
"GIVE BACK OUR LANDS"
>>59122311
"""palestine"""
putin says "cry me a river" to them
>>59122371
nope
>>59122311
Bolivia
>>59122306
>>59122149
ok im completely clueless
what is it?
>>59122311
Guess 1: Argentina
Guess 2: """Mexico""" (Read: California)
Guess 3: India/Pakistan
>>59122414
nope
>>59122431
Cincinnati
>>59122436
nope.
it's an european country
>>59122449
FUUCKK
SO OBVIOUS
do you want another one?
>>59122440
Serbia
otrabel t. osabarb
>>59122464
I got to go to bed but thanks anyways
>>59122461
greece or spain
>>59122311
>>59122461
macedonia?
>>59122487
aight famalam sweet dreams
>>59122514
nope
>>59122461
Guess 1: Hungary
Guess 2: Kosovo
>>59122311
germany
>>59122556
Bingo!
Hungary
>strict code of military
>war crimes
>autism
>>59122710
Finland, Russia, or USA
>>59122710
japan
>>59122744
correct
>was respectable and good before islam
>>59122821
Egypt
>>59122821
Sweden
Germany
>>59122821
Specify
>>59122821
lé iran
>>59122900
10/10 correct
super hard one:
>war
>war
>peace
>war
>communism
>civil war
>third world
>asia
>>59122957
rooskie?
>>59122957
Some irrelevant ex-yu country, or most likely ends in -stan
>>59122957
>>59123030
>>59123038
>>59123071
correct answer is cambodia
>big
>shithole
>made by the cunt bordering spain
>>59123141
Quebec
>>59123158
other cunt
>>59123202
I know, I was just meme'ing
>>59123202
brazil
I got one
>long beaches
>home to a very large bird
>>59124360
australia
Two big guys and a small guy take on this loud small guy and kill a lot of guys.
>>59124990
nope
