Would you bang your first cousin?
Would it be a big deal if people found out?
>>59119251
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/twitter-cousins-hot_n_4504103.html
It's becoming more common.
i would
it would
>>59119251
yes
if someone found out i will be completely fucked
>>59119251
>being this thirsty in a country of 300 million
>Would you bang your first cousin?
No, all my female cousins are ugly
>Would it be a big deal if people found out?
I'd never live it down if the rest of the family found out
>>59119251
None of my first cousins are attractive one use to be but got pregnant I'd bang my second cousin though and yes it would be a big deal if people found out.
First?
No
Second?
Absofuckinglutely
yeah, one of them is a legit 9/10 and cool as hell
considering my family is normal and well adjusted, yes
>>59119251
yes and yes
>>59119875
i just remembered i don't have first cousins
ayy lmao
>>59119251
Yes
No
>>59119251
I haven't seen him in like 10 years.
Yes.
gotta preserve the white gene somehow. who knows how tainted another """"white"""" american might be
Is that a question? Absolutely
>>59119251
yes
yes
>>59119251
No. Because thats incest.
>>59120322
So?
>>59119251
if she looked like pic related, sure.
yes
YES
YES
>>59120322
But anon that's what makes it so appealing.
i banged my first cousin in secret for almost two years when i was a teenager
our family would have killed us if they found out
>>59121088
Mmmmm.
So who came onto who? Did you molest her first, or...?
>>59121202
she's only a year younger than me, and she's the one who came on first
though obviously i was happy to reciprocate
I would. She's 6'4 and lanky, but hot.
I would never go through with it though because how big of a deal it would be
>>59121228
We need more details.
>>59119251
if she looked like that i would
>>59119965
>None of my first cousins are attractive one use to be but got pregnant I'd bang my second cousin though and yes it would be a big deal if people found out.
Jesus Christ what language are you even speaking?
No that's disgusting.
>>59121376
Probably google translated "Chinese-Bogan"
>>59121420
It would appear so
>>59119251
oh, rednecks
I bet half of these posters saying yes don't have siblings or don't interact with cousins a lot
>>59121591
I have a sister but I wouldn't bang her.
I'd bang my cousin in a heart beat though if nobody ever found and and she was cool with it
>>59121634
You ain't close with that cousin
>>59119251
if they werent my cousins
yes of course
>>59121591
>>59121634
in all honesty i wouldn't bang my sister because she looks like me
cousins are at least different and _SOME__ are more attractive
>>59121690
So? Doesn't make my dick any less hard for her
>>59121755
That's just proving my point. If you were close to these people and you actually had a good family life you wouldn't want to
>>59119251
>Would you bang your first cousin?
Hell yeah.
>Would it be a big deal if people found out?
Well, despite having the highest test scores and being the only one in my extended family to pursue a STEM degree, they see me as a retard because I live in a corn field, and have a back stronger than iron.
Since they see me as mentally incompetent, and my cousin is always championing shit like this, she would probably end up taking the brunt of it, and I would just have to endure more of them saying I'm a halfwit hillbilly.
>>59121989
what state?
>>59119251
I will actually be going to visit my first cousin next week (they are in Montreal).
Anyone have any tips on how to bag her?
How does one make her not weirded out?
>>59122378
I'm from IN, but most of my family is in/around Louisville KY.
>>59122493
>How does one make her not weirded out?
Chloroform
>>59122506
your family sounds retarded
>>59119251
Good god no.
Yes, of course incest would be a major deal.
>>59122561
Fag
Is nobody considering the moral dilemma? The idea of it is fucking nasty
and I have family who marry their first cousins (to keep property, assets in the family)
>>59122599
do they poo in loo and wash their hands after?
nah but in all honesty, you think it's nasty because of consequences. that or your cousins are unattractive
>>59122493
>Anyone have any tips on how to bag her?
Booze, and for the love of god don't try force anything, let it be her idea
>How does one make her not weirded out?
By letting it be her idea. You gotta walk a tightrope on this one, just enough to keep her mind going back to it, yet subtle enough that she doesn't think you are pushing the topic.
I can't stress how much booze helps. Also, you probably will only get one chance, so make it count.
T. Guy who could have fucked his drunk cousin, bit bitched out and regrets it now
>>59122599
She's fucking hot though
What's the dilemma? She's into it, you're into it - and if there's a kid he's even less likely to be retarded than if it were a nonincest baby born to a woman over 30.
>>59122493
Get her drunk and get her to make out with you.
The rest just sorta goes from there.
>>59122642
No, because she would be a fucking blood relative, that's messed up
>>59122544
Pretty much. They think they're hot shit though.
>>59122700
>implying there is anything wrong with ancient human traditions
>>59122700
yeah but if you think about it we're all blood related. what counts is
a) same genes for some genetic disease
b) the degree of closeness
kids don't come out retarded just because you impregnated your first cousin. of course if those kids and their kids keep mating with their cousins there are more chances. it's not that blood degenerates, it's the russian roulette of life: eventually the chamber with the bullet will line up with the hammer
>>59122594
Fuck off hillbilly.
No, they look like they could be my sisters.
>>59122700
Literally all humans on earth come from around 5000 Toba survivors, every single one of us is a blood relative.
Don't really see the big deal, incest shouldn't be outlawed tbqhwy. Only mating for kids should be.
>>59123042
>wanting big government in your home
commie pls leave
>>59122700
I'm sorry but this would be too weird, also the posts about getting your cousin drunk are messed up.
No because some of my second cousins are hotter.
No and yeah if my friends found out they'd think I was weird unless she was really hot and even then a lot of them would still think I was weird.
I'd do it though if I had a hot cousin, it's pretty easy not to get caught and who gives a shit about cousins?
>>59119251
1. Definitely.
2. Eh, it's not like I'm not inbred already
>>59120322
If she comes from Tasmania though, it's acceptable.
>>59119251
>Would you bang your first cousin?
I did.
>Would it be a big deal if people found out?
Probably not.
>>59119251
1 Already have
2 Yes, but keep quiet
>>59119251
Dunno about first cousins since I varely know them and there is a massive age gap, but I'd definitely bang my 4th cousins who I actually know much better.
Yes, it would be a big deal.
>>59119251
if they were hot
yeah probably
I don't even know who my first cousin(s) is/are. Hell, I don't know any of my relatives except my parents, my brothers, my dad's brother and my mom's sister.
>>59119251
No.
Yes.
Fuck everyone who says otherwise or comes from a country that wouldn't make a big deal out of it.
>>59122831
>Brits
>The most inbred people alive
>Call others hillbilly's
