Starting a new Eurasia Map. Live out your dreams of conquering!
>>59090621
>Islamic Empire
>Saudi Arabia
>Green
>>59090621
Sweden
blue
Gustav V
>>59090621
>Shamefur Dispray
>Japan
>Yellow
>>59090621
>Super Evil Federation
>Indonesia
>Red
Working on it now.
>>59090621
>Bangers and Mash
>England
>Orange
>>59090835
Indonesia isn't on this map.
>>59091068
I know, put it on Malaysia, point is the evil spreads FROM Indonesia.
>>59091068
I threw you in Thailand.
New Map!
>>59091218
Splendid, now just spread radially
>>59091218
Fill the Saudi Peninsula
>>59091218
Take over all of England!
>>59091218
The samurai will conquer the rest of japan.
>>59091218
>Baltanica
>Estonia
>Gray
>>59091218
>Romania
>Romania
>Purple
Where tf did I get purple from? Meant to say Cyan
>>59091642
Hey Wedinn, I was OP on a long game yesterday that you were in!
>>59091690
Then I won`t lose faith in this thread!
Islam is steadily spreading among the Bedouin people in the Saudi Peninsula. The fledgling nation of Sweden has decided to take a more domestic policy in this session. Meanwhile, across the sea, a new empire has risen on the ashes of the Commonwealth by the name of Baltanica. The samurais far to the east take land for their shogun. A gang by the name of "Bangers and Mash" have managed to spread their influence throughout all of England and Wales. Romania, fighting for their Dacian homeland has decided to wage war on the fellow countries around them.
Here, is their story.
>>59091797
Oh I'm not OP on this thread.
>>59091826
Shit sorry more sweden.
>>59091836
Just saw that, kek.
>>59091826
Expand to the west.
>>59091826
Take the rest of UK under the influence of tasty sausage and pulverised potato. Any extra spreads into iceland.
>>59091826
Continue to spread the word of Islam
>>59091826
The north of japan is taken. Now for the south! Banzai!
>>59091900
Wow...
>>59091826
>Spain
>Madrid
>Cyan
>>59092018
Wedinn strikes again!
>>59092056
Cyan is taken...You've got light green, purple or pink.
>>59092137
I'll take Pink.
>>59091826
Iceland
Red
Latvian Exile Government
Hope that there is a place left
>>59092177
Eyy yo what you doin up there bud?
You've got a choice between light green and purple but be warned, Bangers and Mash WANTS Iceland.
>>59092217
Ayyy being exiled and shit
>>59092240
Give me purple then
Go be exiled somewhere else!
>>59092294
>>59092293
Should I...put the map up now or let you two hash this out?
okay if its possible then
Latvian Exile Government
Purple
Denmark
>>59090621
>>59092373
>Mughalstan
>Mughalnesia
Why the fuck would Hungary take over Romania?
Whoever made that is a douchebag.
Are we starting or waiting for more guys?
>>59092491
I'm more questioning why vietnam, japan and arabia stopped being part of asia.
>>59092373
>Finland expanding it's borders
The samurais have pierced the hearts of their enemies and slowly begin to form the Empire of Japan....watch out Chinese. Meanwhile, the Lord Prophet Muhammad and his sons Qasim, Ibrahim and Abd-Allah are hastily spreading the word of Islam to the masses and Mecca is soon on it's way to be being built. The gang in England has changed their name to the Banger & Mash Boys and are spreading their message of tasty sausages and pulverized potates. The Romanians are eyes the eastern coast of the Adriatic as it was once the home of their Illyrian and Liburnian ancestors! Over in Baltanica, the will of Perun shall spread across all of Eastern Europe, no more SLAVS!!! The Super Evil Federation is expanding outward spreading a message of hedonism and sacrilege! The beautiful country of Spain has decided that the Portuguese and Aragonese and Viscayans have got to GO! Sweden has now instituted a Sami genocide.
New map!
>>59091826
>Serbian Empire
>Montenegro
>Light gray
Oh and the Latvians got exiled and pushed all the Danish out...they weren't using it anyway.
>>59092744
I'ma give you light green. Nice dubs anyway!
>>59092721
Norway and then force my way into Iceland and if spill finland.
>>59092721
Spill into Germany
>>59092721
Spread into the Levant and Persia
>>59092744
Forgot trip
>>59092721
Take Ireland and any extra going to Iceland.
>>59092777
Looks like you've got an extra pair now.
>>59092766
How about an NAP?
>>59092721
>Spain
Take all of Spain, spill southward towards the Africans.
>>59092766
You invading bro?
>>59092721
Expand west, towards Italy. Rest of the roll (if any) goes to taking over Crimea.
>>59092809
Was about to ask you my dear Latvian neighbor.
I agree to a nap.
>>59092831
All I want is iceland you can take the tiles I steal back from me after. You can either accept this or there will be war.
>>59092721
Spread radially, make r bigger.
>>59092721
Finish off japan and head for taiwan and korea.
This is gonna be a blood-bath...
>>59092872
I will only agree if we set up a NAP, I plan to go into france.
>>59092938
No nap however I have no further business in your lands after this.
>>59092766
I don't think you can make it to Iceland. Only two ways in and out and they're blocked by the British.
>>59092938
How about a NAP with me as well, so I can keep my Western lands?
Fight with honour, crowded gaijin dogs.
>>59092991
Then why would you not agree to a NAP? I am not comfortable with you up north without a NAP.
>>59092848
Mighty Romania,
Our diplomats and scouts tell us of your great power and vast Empire. Its in both of our interests to keep Eastern Europe a stable enviroment. If you will, join us in an Alliance of strength and prosperity and we will promote stability between the two of us.
>mfw I'm innawoods and I just took a giant shit
I need an official answer from the both of you. War, no war, NAP? I gotta follow the directions and it seems you're both at a stand-still.
>>59093040
>>59092991
>>59093102
Very well.
>>59093215
I have no interests in attacking him but I will only let him have Iceland if we make a NAP.
>>59093008
I'm willing to force through the british tiles into iceland but only take as much as necessary.
>>59093040
I don't like to make peace with half of the game and then there will be no Action. it will most likely look like a cricket game if that becomes the case.
>>59093273
WE are not becoming allies. You are literally taking land I was expanding into and we both have no interest in attacking each other. Agree to the NAP or waste your points in a war.
>>59092721
start in far northeast asia (russia)as the mongol horde
whatever color is left
roll to expand if I can
>>59093273
War it is then! The aggressor being Sweden!
>>59093273
>>59093266
We are wasting ebin gets and time, decide already
>>59093339
It's not a waste of points if it's for a good cause :^))))
I rolled for Iceland before you and just because you are in the way doesn't give you the right before me.
>>59093356
Hmm...okay. I will make ONE color for you. But now the game is full.
>>59091921
>>59093402
Nope I had my eyes on Iceland well before you.
>>59093430
thanks f a m
>>59093015
I will agree to a NAP if you will help with the war and give some sense to Gustav.
Finishing up map now and writing dialogue.
>>59093447
Shiet didn't see. Well i'm(a) take that shit anyway because muh Nordic shieeet.
>>59093502
I am not willing to meddle with your issues and make unwanted enemies, so I will have to think about it - staying neutral.
>>59093522
I like that you add dialogue to your mupdates. It gives it a nice touch
>>59093677
>>59093522
Yeah even if it takes you time it's still worth it :3
Cant wait for someone to get a nuke and heat up this European shitshow
WAR has been declared!!! The Swedish and their Imperialistic ways have decided it is in their best interest to hold the territory of...Iceland. The Banger & Mash Boys being the holy defenders of the Western Isles will mount the defense!
Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, the Japanese are continuing their conquest of Asia so that they may NEVER be dishonored again. The Evil Federation is radially spreading outward in a radial direction, their culture being based around perfect circles, the only perfect circle to conquer is the circumference of the earth. Romania is feeling the patriotism but what's this?! A new challenger approaches! The Serbs are now taking up arms and have invaded the ancient cities of Turkey! Could this be a clash of cultures?! Baron von Spanish and his Merry Spaniards are marching their way towards Africa after having annexed all of the other indigenous cultures in mainland Spain, you could say it is an act of aggression but you know those Spanish love their conquering of resources. The Latvian Separatist movement has made its way through Germany and it looks like Sweden supports the Rebel Scum. Baltanica has seemed to have taken up a sort of neutral stance and feel quite comfortable. Who is this that I spy in the northeast? Uh-oh, not Mongolians! The will of Allah and his sons has passed into Cyprus and the Levant, but now is Ramadan! Enjoy the fast! Eid Mubarak!
Baltanica and Romania have joined together! Nothing can stop the Baltic incursion! Praise Perunn and may Velnias be cast down to the depths!
New Map.0
>>59094093
SUICIDAL WAR ON ROMANIA
GYPSY GENOCIDE NOW
OPAAAAAAA
>>59094093
Attack Britain.
>>59094093
Keep claiming France and Germany
>>59094093
>>59094176
Defend the attacks and Invade Norway!
>>59094093
>>59094164
Squash the Serbian bug.
>>59094176
>>59094222
Okay, before we start an official attack! How do you guys want to go about this? Dice rolls or end number values? I think you should roll dice and the end number value should be how much you claim, 0 being ten. Throw a suggestion at me.
>>59094093
I have to go to the barren wasteland that was once the sparkling pearl of Central Asia, inaccurately depicted as still existing on this map, The Aral Sea. The ultimate testament of humanity's ignorance of its own crimes upon herself and the world she lives in. I have to go there to grieve.
>>59094216
whoops here's the trip
>>59094222
>>59094223
fug :DD :D
>>59094265
radially right?
OP, I didn`t ally with Baltanica (Wanted to ally with the Muslims, but I changed my mind since then) - I say we stick to post numbers.
>>59094093
Just take up as much of the Africans as I possibly can. I gots the jungle fever.
>>59094257
Well I think it's pretty obvious what we're both going to say. I just got trips yo!
>>59094093
Just saying, but you don't seem to have added any land on the map for me from the last turn.
Rolling for korean conquest.
>>59094346
yeah...you did do that, didn't you?
>>59094093
Declare war to the Serbian Empire and attack Greece.
>>59094093
expand west
>>59094265
topkek
>>59094328
No my friend, now I head for Central Asia, to the border between Uzbek and Soviet, where innocence forever was lost. To The Aral Sea.
>>59094371
I gave him many chances for a NAP, I will show no mercy!
I think I'm the one who fucked shit up the most
>>59094335
But you agreed to an alliance..
>>59094410
Yes Dushan, smile now, laugh now while you still can. We shall all know the same fate in due time, mark my words I shall claim vengeance for what has been done. All mankind shall suffer. All of YOU!
>>59094681
Well in the next mupdate I seize to exist anyway
>>59094655
Changed my mind, since I want to expand to the South and would much rather advance freely than stay into the boundaries of an alliance.
>>59094756
Be brave. Be strong.
>>59094756
Commit sudoku. It's the only way to avoid dishonour.
>>59094857
I was brave. I went against two opponents and died. RIP
Are uprisings allowed OP?
>>59094884
>Commit sudoku
wat?
>>59094782
Absolutely dishonorable
Well....this was a sad turn of events for two empires....both the Serbs and the Swedes, have been crushed. Utter genocide to both these peoples as the English and Romanians marched their war machines across those respective countries. The land, utter ruin. The peoples, subjugated. Banger & Mash, Romania! You are the victors!
However, The spread of Islam has had their eye on Turkey for a long time and as such, have taken half of the Serbs turf. Mourning the loss of the Aral Sea, the Federation of Super Evil marches towards the once mighty sea to be one with its holy vestige. The Japanese have conquered most of Korea and Taiwan, who dare says they are dishonorable?! The Mongorians have found greener pastures to the west....careful Western Europe.
Whoops map update. >>59094898
What is this mechanic you speak of?
>>59095024
if ebin get, revolution
>>59094917
It's suicide, buddy.
>>59095120
ebin?
>>59095118
So few territories with a 6? :/
Keep expanding into France/Germany
>>59095118
expand into central asia
>>59095118
Well can I try to start a revolution if I get some nice digits?
>>59095179
>>59095118
reeeeee keep forgetting the trip
Expand into Italy, and use the rest to advance into eastern Europe
>>59095194
I'll be closing up this thread for the day in about half an hour. Will give it a shot next time around.
>>59095118
Conquer manchuria! The chinese dogs will bow before the emperor!
>>59095118
Defend if attacked, spread into North Africa
>>59095118
Fill out Ireland and Iceland and any extra into France.
>>59095228
Whoa, I missed a trip? Where? I am only going by the last three end numbers anyway.
Let Dushan be the GM, since he wants to partake
>>59095242
Oh okay
>>59095296
OP he meant the other trip, the one next to his name
I see summer has come early this year
>>59095296
nah i mean i forgot to add my name again
>>59095118
go to (former) Aral Sea
>>59095194
Yeah, dude, if you want, I am leaving and you can continue this if you want. I'll give you last map update.
>>59095476
Wait so you do the next mupdate and then I assume the rule of OP?
Okay
>>59095553
>>59095118
The conquest of Africa continues.
>>59095856
How about we both attack the muslims and split the land between ourselves later?
Islam is still celebrating Ramadan! He has purchased ruby earrings for his first wife and jewels for his others! It is not decadent when you are charitable! The Latvian Liberation Front or LLF as they like to go by now have plundered and pillaged their way across civilized society. Khan Khan is making his way to the rich and prosperous lands of Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan and the group of assholes known as Uzbekistan. The funeral march for the Aral Sea is almost concluded. The Japanese are finally fulfilling their oath of conquering Manchuria because...they REALLY want that area REALLY badly. Baron von Spanish, with Stage 4 Jungle Fever is spreading rapidly across Africa. The Banger & Mash Boys have taken the mighty island kingdom of Iceland and parts of Ireland! No more worrying about whale blubber or poorly cooked potatoes and ham anymore.
Dushan: It's all you now buddy.
>>59096050
Expand into Italy, but leave Africa untouched. The rest goes into Eastern Europe.
>>59096050
Take the rest of Ireland and Expand into France, they will learn what good food means!
>>59096050
>Latvian Liberation Front
nice touch can the next OP change my name to it?
Move up to East Prussia
>>59095369
What do you say to a NAP under these conditions? I take coastal france and leave the rest to you.
>>59096050
Expand into Persia
>>59096050
Funeral march cont.
>>59096273
Sounds like a deal
>>59096050
More Manchuria! Banzai!
>>59096376
We shall celebrate this friendship! Do you like potatoes?
>>59096050
Fugg sorry I had an unexpected business
Working this out now
>>59096050
expand west
>>59096428
Potatoes are welcomed at any time of the day
>>59096487
You're still taking over though right?
>>59096836
Well yes but sorry this is my first time :(
The Latvian Liberation Front is light or dark gray..?
>>59096930
Lilac
>>59096050
Fill Africa. Spill France.
Use an editing program to take the country's colour and fill in what you need to following the rules next to the map.
>>59097086
No shit
I just fugged up and mistook the nations twice already
Sorry about this
Again sorry about the delay
Idk what I just did
At least now I know who is which color
I might write some autistic text for the next mupdate
>>59097449
RECLAIM LATVIA
Also no need to bother with a text, we've made little to no progress in 3 hours already. Cheers for taking over though.
>>59097449
expand west...
im mongolia btw, im the guy in the far northeast, brownish color
>>59097449
"PUTO DE INGLES, ARRIBA, ARRIBA!!!"
Spain attacks England.
>>59097449
Take North Africa, spill Persia
>>59097564
So it must come to this! Return attacks!
>>59097449
Attack the Mongol horde
>>59097547
>>59097449
So attack the dark gray niggers? Who is playing them anyway?
>>59097547
Figured out that too late my Hebrew friend
>>59097670
Yeah annihilate Baltanica, use the left overs to claim surrounding area
>>59097604
Which number do I use for Mongolia's defence?
Can Mongolia role once more pls
>>59097449
Take over Sicily and keep going East!
>>59097932
roll to defend and attack whoever attacked me
>>59097974
>>59097604
Nothing happens.
>>59098024
kek
>>59097449
Mongols and Indonesians can fight amongst themselves. Japan will continue the conquest of neutral territory in china!
Fugg :DD :D
Take over the unclaimed land in Western Europe
>>59098197
Continue the invasion on the filthy Spanish!
TAKE MY SAUSAGE!
>>59098197
Shove explosive burritos in that English anti-nigger's asshole.
>>59098197
Fill the neutral south of us
>>59098308
>>59098325
Nothing happens.
>>59098308
>>59098325
Nothing happened this turn, prepare your anus.
>>59098389
ok *cums*
>>59098389
Actually, England rolled an 8, Spain has 5, so England should win
>>59098197
defend
if attacked, attack back
if not, expand
>>59098463
2,5,8 = 15 so draw.
>>59098504
Yeah, didn't pay attention.
>>59098463
It's all a draw as far as I understand the rules
The numbers should negate each other, if
A gets 15
B gets 10
A gets to take 15-10=5 territories from B
Should I wait for everyone to role?
>>59098620
nah its been long enough
>>59098197
kill mongol
>>59098660
FOR THE OLD GODS
>>59098812
.............................
>>59098864
Attack the filthy Spanish!!!!
>>59098864
Advance towards the Mongols
>>59098864
Super Evil Federation is a giant red chicken, pass it on.
And attack England.
>>59098911
>>59098922
Oh ffs, shall we just attack someone else instead, we are wasting turns here!
>>59098911
YOOOOOO THAT DUBS TIE.
Claim Corsica and Sardina, rest goes to E-Europe.
>>59098967
Right, amigo.
Don't attack Englund, but attack any target they attack.
>>59099039
I think it's going to have to be next turn, let us end this war.
>>59098995
So you are attacking the Brit?
Latvia, we won't be able to get land if Spain and England keep us in check. Should we ally and fight against them?
>>59099114
Latvia do not listen to his lies, we have a potato bond!
>>59099113
Yes.
>>59099114
I have an NAP with England, but we can try to keep Spain in check.
>>59099169
WHICH NUMBER DO I USE FOR BRITS DEFENSE GUISE? D:
>>59099169
Looks like my war shift to you Wedinn. Spain we have a target.
>>59099198
Ok, we'll do that!
I won't take more English land after this turn - I needed it to get to Spain
>>59099247
I spent my turn this round with spain.
>>59099165
I would never betray a potato bond.
>>59099358
Oh so basically you didn't get to defend yourself? Ogay
>>59099365
Can you at least stay neutral? You have a NAP, not an alliance
FOR HONOR
Attack England.
>>59099485
FOR BLOOD
Advance north from my east border
>>59099485
>>59099561
Defend against the Romanian scum!
>>59099599
Oh no! What's that? Britain has been blessed by the old god Woden, the 4 neutral territories around the conquered area have been assumed into Brittish control
>>59099561
Help England! Attack Romanian cucks.
>>59099485
I'll have to go now, I concede lands to nobody, forever evil shall rule where I've been
>>59099485
crush red
>>59099940
Keep going north from my east border
>>59099944
Rolling in defence of my Suomi brother
>>59099940
Defend against whoever is attacking AND expand into the green lands.
>>59099940
Defend against Wedinn if he attacks, any extra expand into russia.
>>59100011
Check'em
>>59099940
Smack Wedinn again because no one disrespects my homies.
I've gotta go now :(
Someone else needs to take over
