You are reincarnated as a burger, how do you survive?
>>59089253
>how do you survive?
I don't. I die from diabetes like everyone else.
>be american
>get shot
no we're not
>>59089253
i just woke up AMA
>>59089253
eat burgers
>>59089342
Did you pledge allegiance?
>>59089371
yes but i forgot to do it yesterday so i also had to do 20 star spangleds
>>59089253
>migrate to somewhere other than america
>>59089283
This, that or you get shot. Yanks have the worst lives.
Omigosh this woman had a baby?