https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4
Not only is Duts and Macoy Jr. winning Kathniel isn't even going to prison
http://news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/entertainment/05/09/16/comelec-exec-nothing-wrong-with-kathniel-ballot-photo
>>59086099
>there will be impeachment complaints every month.
Nope. According to law once an impeachment complaint against an impeachable official is thrown out, no case may be filed again for one year.
When will the results be official?
I've been waiting for 36 hours.
Thread isn't dead yet, sons of bitches.
>>59083328
>>59083328
>>59083328
MABUHAY ANG NPA
My grandfather's father used to be Ferdinand Marcos' best friend and he also used to visit our house a lot of times along with his wife Imelda.
AMA
PERTAMAX GANGBANG
>>59085767
with the current votes, LP will be the biggest block with 6 seats + 2 allies (Hontiveros+Angara)
LP 6
NPC 3
IND 7
Akbayan 1
UNA 4
LDP 1
PDP 1
NP 1
>>59086174
Aquino had 4 at once a year or two ago and all of it was thrown out of the window.
Duterte won't get 4 and none of the shoddy ones.
>>59085716
>>59085736
ARMM going to be obviously Shariah law state anyway so it's for the best to avoid that place.
>>59086026
Of course not. Do you really believe that he'll be able to do anything worthwhile during his term here which won't be cockblocked by all of his political enemies that around him?
Fuck. His gimmick on federalism and low crime rates probably won't even come into fruition. Watch as all his supporters will betray the guy and slander him after a few months from now. This is the Philippines we're talking about.
I can't take this anymore I just want to die
>>59086211
Alot of my neighbors got raped by the military back then
I JUST WANT TO DIE ALREADY AHHHHH
So AFA PH when? Since Thailand got theirs while under military rule.
>>59086211
Prove it.
>>59086221
Well those complaints were so poor that even his critics pretty much laughed at them. During the voting on whether or not to proceed there were only four affirmative votes, all of whom were Makabayan block memebrs.
What are the lateat results?
>>59086265
same desu wanna do it mass?
>>59086211
Did they suck each others' dicks?
>>59086276
rappler is being gay no update since an hour ago
he just tore us a new asshole and people are getting butthurt
lol
>>59086284
let's do it in front of malacanang
>>59086265
Don't lose hope yet, the senate and congress will be there if you want to impeach Duterte. 99.5% of the population won't join you though.
NIGGAS
WE CCCP NOW
>>59086218
UNA would probably be against Rody too, won't they? since Rody said he's going to throw Binay's ass in jail.
>>59086307
Let's gather a bunch of us and make the swastika symbol with our group as we slit our throats and make a bloodfield.
I fucking feel sorry for MDS holy shit, she's in fucking last place.
>>59086324
JUST......
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/37314/news/nation/taxpayers-to-shoulder-marcos-debt-until-2025-ibon
>>59086340
Nigga, we already have a Nazi party.
>>59086373
>tfw you supported her all the way but Filipinos are too retarded to recognize greatness
Right. So now that Dutdut has pretty much won.
Does this mean we'll get a yellow as our next president?
>>59086324
IF ROBREDO WINS I WILL KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY THEN KILL MYSELF AFTERWARDS
JUST FUCK EVERYTHING
>>59086324
>Bong bong first place for VP
D O O M
O
O
M
>>59086324
I wonder if Bongbong would have been leading if the INC didn't endorse him.
>>59086373
To be frank, since 1998 she ended up being on the wrong side of history (remember she sided with Erap, GMA, and Corona). If she held steady to her ideals she could have had a chance.
>>59086303
>lol
>>59086325
Yeah most likely, I can imagine IND like Poe will wreck.
>tfw if Duterte wins the majority and minority blocks will wreck
>PDP has 1 seat
>>59086396
No, we'll get a pure black.
Not even Binay-level black. Darker than Binay.
>>59086107
holy fucking shit my sides
>>59086218
Take a look at this Senate
At least 90% of them despise or outright hate Duterte
>>59086406
start now pls
>>59086107
PHILLIPHINES STAY STRONG PLZ
EVERYTIME I TALK TO ONE ON TWITTER/INGAME YOU'RE CUTE AND SHY
DONT KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT PLZ DONT DIE
Duterte-Marcos is literally the team that will end Philippines as we know it. We will now forever be called a meme and cuck country.
>>59086406
Leni best MILF tho
>>59086413
Probably not. There are only 1.2 million INC.
By the way, take your fucking trip off. It's already pretty annoying to see that shit on /a/
>>59086303
I mean, oh fuck, John Oliver will definitely rip them a new one. He always hits hard, this is embarrassing.
6 years doesn't seem that long
>>59086373
If Duterte just didn't run. Just imagine.
People were clamoring when MDS announced she'll run.
But then tsundere-Duterte suddenly decided "O-oh I think I'll run after all. I-it's not because I want to! B-but because the Filipino people w-wanted me to." Then the voters shifted to him instead.
>>59086324
It will be nice living in the People's Republic of the Philippines with Supreme President Rodrigo Duterte
>>59086376
I just want to witness Noynoy being executed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT9vYbJHgHc
>>59086480
It is when it's Duts-Macoy Jr.
>>59086373
That's what you get by not trusting the polls.
>tfw Binay and Roxas unironically believed that they had any chance
>>59086443
Relax, DutDut and Marcos Jr. will win. All anime shitposters will die.
God bless Philippines.
>>59086489
I've read that he always wanted to run, he merely used his indecisiveness as a gimmick. Been hearing about him running as early as 2013.
>Binay proposed that we should reintroduce a 4-year, two term limit for President
>Everyone told him to go fuck himself
>you now realize that if Binay had his way then Aquino would literally win again and Poe/Mar wouldn't split LP's voter base
>>59086443
>polcuck thinking that we're being nice to them.
There's a limit to being gullible, mi amigo.
>>59086522
Roxas Math = Bernie Math
>>59086376
feels good not to pay a single penny for their debts
Welcome to communism my jungle friends
>>59086443
Don't worry my Polish friend, everything is under control!
Welp. Time for everything to go the shitter. Again.
Congratulations everybody. We're all playing snakes and ladder.
And we just hit one of the longest fucking snakes we could stand on.
>>59086566
do send back remittance?
>>59086562
Yeah nah, Bernie is jewing americans into giving donations and shit, I seriously doubt that he's so mentally challenged to not understand that he has already lost (He wouldn't had had the support of neither chamber anyway)
>>59086392
Most Filipinos know MDS is great, but most of us are rooting for Duterte's federalism.
>>59086517
let's hope they won't extend their term
>duderte not running
>all his voters vote for MDS
>Marcos wins VP
>MDS dies of aids
>Supreme Leader Marcos
It's that simple laddies.
come on guys duterte-marcos can't be too bad
>>59086593
>Implying we haven't been on that snake for the past 30 years
>>59086614
I meant in terms of delusion.
>>59086611
>remittances
you think I would feed my extended family? Haha, you jest?
>>59086662
I honestly believe we hit a very short ladder when PNoy was doing his shtick.
But hey. One step forward; five steps backwards.
Is the VP an impeachable office?
Assassination when
anyone here going to join Duterte's secret police?
>Dudirty is the first Philippine President to use a translator because he speaks garbage English
Lemme guess, no world leader other than China will call him
No Obongo, no Cameron, no Jokowi, no LHL, no Razak, no Abe, no Geun-hye
>>59086703
assassination of hacienderos soon
mmmm gretchen fullido
>>59086392
Well if she won, she would die the next month and another Marcos will be the president again.
>>59086593
I still don't understand why you Dutdut haters are criticising so much Duterte. I mean, I don't have any personal experience in Davao and you flips definitely know more than me, but apparently the whole internet says that Davao has become idyllic in confront to Manila, I seriously doubt that he can provoke any serious damage to the country if he has done so well in Davao (And don't tell me that you believe the Davao is shit maymay, he wouldn't be so popular over there).
>>59086698
Yes but you're delusional if the VP and Prez will be "impeached" especially if the Prez has an unofficial army behind him.
>>59086698
yes, need two-third vote for both Pres and VP
100 countries that are better and I'm born in this?
Fucka dis a shitta. Foreigner acquaintances just chilling and shitposting and I'm here being sad
>>59086715
Why the fuck is a woman leading these strong brave soldiers/police?
This is why I fucking hate anime, they make women more important than than they actually are in real life.
>>59086760
Davao has like the fourth highest number of index crimes in the country. In terms of crime statistics, even Zamboanga is safer.
>>59086760
Davao is shit may may tbhwy pham
>>59086760
Nah
Most haters here are paid shills from Cubao EDSA
Now are salty cause they are now out of jobs
>>59086813
Hey, don't despair.
At least you weren't born in Africa.
>>59086720
>because he speaks garbage English
Your point?
>>59086825
Davao won't get swarmed by the MNLF unlike Zamboanga
>>59086766
NPA
MILF
MNLF
*Chinese backing
versus
AFP
*US and Japan backing
>>59086813
>tfw not living in third world shithole
>>59086703
Pls include marcos para madala
I think I know what could happen. First, BBM might get impeached due to his antics, then Duterte might get impeached due to his bank accounts. Then the Senate President will become president.
noynoy is packing his bags right now
u guys dont have IRC or Disqus or whatnot?
all flocking to here?
>all these butthurt NCRfags
>>59086818
If you know the anime/LN/VN, then you know that the population of men have dwindled because they kept dying fighting the enemies.
Need to hire women to keep the army strong.
>>59086324
Won't the president get to choose his vice president or something?
>>59086825
Naga is safer
And baguio
>>59086878
All hail president Drilon?
>>59086841
At least I won't be born long enough to feel despair and if I do I would have the same nationality as charlize theron
>>59086813
this shithole > Japan > America >>>> France
I'm happy to be born here.
WE WUZ SUPPOSED TO BE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>>59086818
pls don't hate, this Muv Luv is actually 100% better than the Alternative muv luv
>>59086740
noice
>these fucking shitters thinking they're better than dog shit while LITERALLY shitposting on an african dried mudcakes exchange forum
Can't make this shit up fampaitachis.
Can you even vote yet? kys
>>59086866
The AFP and PNP would instantly riot if the NPA and any of those groups suddenly appeared in Metro Manila.
>>59086740
talking about reporters now, are we? here's my waifu then
>>59086813
literally.
I wish I was born as part of the Aryan master race or a Gook(muh kpop waifus)
>>59086923
>"Korina was a mistake" - Mar Roxas
>>59086892
NCR has the highest polls for dutdut and marcostrash.
I blame them tbqhwy
>>59086870
Instead you are on a first-world shithole
>>59086818
Anime is different.
They make CUTE GIRLS more important than in real life.
>>59086923
good she can go back to her bias news network show
If the election was based on who has the best looking kid, who would win?
>>59086760
Davao is a meme its a NPA heaven now
>Duts-Marcos combo wins
Oh god this is hilarious.
I better not see you fags who voted for them complain when this country remains the shithole that it is.
>>59086878
>>59086911
he's a big guy
>>59086887
haram discussion? fuck allah.
>>59086927
Lolno Schwarzsmarken is the shittiest Muv Luv
It's just another Japanese Germany-wankfest except they're communist and more hilariously evil than the Nazis
Even Total Eclipse is better even though its premise is boring being an Unlimited clone, even the girls are far more better
>>59086938
>Joma Sison coming home for Duterte
>will probably get a cabinet position
better get those guns ready.
>>59086953
>>>>>implying
>>59087008
Binay
>>59087008
Ian Sia.
He's a handsome son of a bitch.
CHANGE IS COMING, LADS.
PREPARE YOUR LUBES AND ASSHOLES.
WE WILL WITNESS THE ULTIMATE BUTTHURT IN HISTORY OF FLIPLAND.
#PANGULONGDUTERTE
>>59086949
>marrying a talking head
>many times caught misreading ... THE TELEPROMPTER
>>59087039
you dont chibai
>>59087020
I predict there's ""peace""" all of a sudden in Mindanao
>>59087079
>voting for an Islamic cuck like duterte
RIP in peace philippines.
>>59087054
ONLY BINAY
N
L
Y
B
I
N
A
Y
>>59087072
Come anon, don't bite the bait
>>59087008
Close fight between Poe and Roxas
>>59087047
I always consider them separate
You guys are just scared of Duterte because you think he will ban anime.
>KILL ALL CATHOLICS AND NEETS
what did he mean by this
>>59087045
Posting best Muv Luv
>>59087158
>it ain't me starts playing.
>>59087123
Roxas is quite ugly peh
>>59087045
>Even total eclipse is better
>Total Eclipse
>better
That show decieved me so bad, that I can only watch the first two episode. I watched the whole season expecting more fights, but nope, it's just a fucking romance harem disguised as an action anime
>>59087160
>rip in piece Gretel
>Cracking open a 750ml of bottle of VB, playing DotA and listening to trance after finishing my last major assignment before graduating
>based tesdaman in top position.
SANA NAG-TESDA NA LANG AKO.
FUCK MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE.
>>59087213
good job mang, what course did you take?
Tfw no 10% Flat Tax Greco Belgica
>>59087141
Seems wierd that he wants to kill all criminals except for the NPA>>59087014
And joma sison and the MILF too
>>59087175
Do you mean fortunate son?
Just clarifying
>>59087141
I just want a president who will legalize CP.
CP with consent at least. And only straight CP or lesbian CP. I don't want any of that priests touching boys shit that's disgusting.
>>59087247
Whoa that moustache
>>59087229
Sana naging NPA nalang ako
>>59087025
uuuu
I'm 99% certain that people are literally just voting whoever for shits and giggles.
The Philippines is like the setting for a massive political experiment where people vote for candidates the complete opposite of who the previous one was just to see if it works. We are quite literally throwing shit and seeing if it sticks.
>>59087229
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/694981/former-tesda-chief-syjuco-faces-graft-charges
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/711149/honasan-villanueva-7-others-face-raps-over-pork-barrel-scam
TESDA
TESDA MAN
>>59087014
>all of them are brown
flips are just catholic indons
>2016
>Memerigo Memterte wins elections
>has come out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic, he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>"Philippines? More like Sillypenis amirite?"
>whole crowd goes fucking nuts
>every single Abu Sayaf militant blows themselves up
>China instantly GTFO fron South China sea
> entire Tondo is demolitioned
>Sabah is given back to Philippines
>all ERP'ers are thrown into jail
>God Emperor Trump signs deal with him, making Philippines USA's greatest ally instead of Israel
>Mar Roxas' wife is fucked by the Dut infront of Mar
>sex tourists are deathsquaded, with the exception of Norkek
>Bongbong Marcos commits sudoku
>Miriam's cancer is cured fully, and is made as honorary assistant
>Lenin arise from the dead from the power of Du30' gommunism
>Blake's babby is born
>>59087229
>tesda
have fun being a wagecuck, cuck.
>>59087253
because Dutdut's sensei was Joma Sison
get rekt
martial law soon
>>59087229
they're offering free online courses
e-tesda dot gov dot ph/
>>59087265
who else?
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/744824/duterte-names-priest-who-allegedly-molested-him-as-teen
>>59086965
>Australia
>shithole
hmm..
>>59087299
why are we here again?
miss me yet?
>>59087262
what did you mean by this?
>>59087317
What does his face trying to convey?
>>59087295
then do something about it fag instead of complaining like a bitch
>>59087336
watcha eatin rato
>>59087326
tread carefully m8
>people of davao didn't want DutDut to leave at first, asking him to stay in Davao when his candidacy was just a rumor
>96% rating in Davao >>59087047
>somehow he sucks dick
Can someone explain his satisfaction rating in Davao?
>>59087317
HOL UP
isn't this that chink in Community?
>>59087366
I ain't complaining man. I fucking love it.
We're all riding this wild ass shitshow until we die. God bless this cesspool of a country.
>>59087198
Muv Luv is a romance harem
It's never about the robots unlike Macross or war politics like Gundam
>>59087349
The face of win
>>59087244
Accounting
...
but then I remember I will never have a gf
>>59087402
>Can someone explain his satisfaction rating in Davao?
regional politics
mindanao voting for a mindanaoan
>>59087336
Not that much the LP did a good job with your fiscal policies
>>59087349
I will secure my stolen wealth and end the PCGG
What is the relation between Duterte and the NPA?
>>59087406
It would be so good though, if they do like a Band of Brothers themed anime but Muv luv.
>>59086927
>>59087045
>>59087406
>>59087198
>>59087409
Please stop talking about anime and posting anime pictures.
WAKE ME UP
>>59087450
Duterte is one of them
>>59087326
>tfw no Japanese Luzon
>>59087198
Read The Day After then. it's an edgefest
>>59087409
But isnt this the face of win
>DU30 will win
>Trump will win
fuck my life
>>59087334
funpost. The flips in /asean/ outnumber us 10:1
>>59087447
Well there's that, but let's forget about the presidential race for a minute and just stick to Davao.
Why is it that everyone in Davao loves Dutdut?
>>59087450
They are his comrades, brothas in arms
I'd rather spend my tax money burning them alive than giving them amnesty.
>>59087525
>Trump will win
Topkek, not even Republicans will vote for Trump
If any of you Flips fear that Duterte is going to ruin Philippines, you could alway ask to fagmarry me so you can move to Yurop
>>59087404
> they voted for leslie chow
topkek
>>59087489
look at all those lazy ass shitholes that are dragging our hdi down.
>>59087525
>Trump will win
>Trump
>winning
>>59087474
He's so hot holy shit.
>>59087581
That's what they said about du30 and look at what we have now.
>>59087559
I'll marry a Norwegian girl and have many hafus with her.
>>59087559
shut the fuck up norcuck
>>59087489
>>59087571
>HDI
>>59087545
Because Davao is the safest country in the entire world senpai.
>>59087443
that's pretty gud, you could always buy a Russian mail order bride
>>59087474
that fucking hairline
>>59087634
i think flip also export this
but viet the best
>>59087602
Remember that America has a two-party system so whoever becomes president is the one with more-or-less a majority of people's support. While Hillary's unfavorables are very high, Trump's are even higher. There are even reports of Republicans planning to vote Democrat. Plus, party nominees who face severe opposition from the party almost never win in the general.
>>59087489
If we import more white people and Israelis, I'm sure it'll go up
>>59087624
In the universe
>>59087346
The song fortunate son.
So we'll end up revolting 2-3 years later after the NPA monopolize all of our resources?
>>59087670
Yes, Northern Viet girls is best.
>>59087326
Guess who's first on that list wkwkwkwkwk
>>59087719
no you'll just be locked up or buried by then
Why isnt Chiz Escudero winning and the worse part, trailing a nobody like Roberdo
WHAT WENT WRONG?
>mfw Internet shill bots literally elected our leaders.
>>59087719
>implying Duterte will allow NPA to run rampant
>>59087739
what do Norwegians think of immigrants generally? Is Norwegian hard to learn? I want to move somewhere after I get my degree here.
what does /asean/ think of me
>>59087719
Nah nigga. As long as you're a middle class fag, flipland is the comfiest place in the world.
Dutdut won't be doing anything revolutionary in the country. He'll just chug along as a potato president and then we'll get a new guy to run the show probably LP this time. Chill times ahead senpaitachi.
>>59087719
Nah, like always you'll be down in your mom's kubo.
>Mindanao Development Plan
>Palawan Megaworks
>Cebu SRP Megacity
>Bohol Development Plan
Why is Manila voting for Duterte anyway?
>>59087546
But are they bad guys? Have they done anything wrong?
>>59087670
Flip sounds good
are they loyal?
>>59087811
Baldy
>>59087800
He already did>>59087014
>>59087545
Because he made Davao safe
we can walk around with gold earrings without fearing they'll be pulled off our ears. You know, everyday comfort.
>>59087811
Were you raped by your father?
>>59086944
good choice anon, here's my top 3:
Mav Gonzales
Pia Arcangel
Micaela Papa
Poetangina naman talaga
DAPAT VP KA NI MAR E BOBO PUTA
>>59087819
>all these almost draconian laws
>nobody gives a fuck enforcing it because the police force is incompetent
gotta love all the loli manga from nippon
>>59087872
>mindanao is Philippines
>tfw the winners are Commie and Corruption Jr.
>>59087848
they're now basically just a bunch of thugs who disrupt cell sites and businesses unless you pay them protection money.
>>59087683
The establishment politicians who won't back Trump aren't a loss. Paul Ryan can disavow him and it wouldn't matter.
The Cruz supporters aka conservatives are the ones he should mend fences with since they make the bulk of the Republican party. Donald wins primaries because of the sheer amount of independents and crossover Democrats that vote for him.
If he can get half of Bernie's supporters he will undoubtedly win the general election. It doesn't matter if all Latinos and blacks go to Hillary.
>>59087848
Oh nothing, they only caused an ongoing insurgency that cost the life of 30,000-43,000 people and became one of the reason why Mindanao is under develop as fuck >>59087489
>>59087848
Probably yes since they are known to steal and extort tax bomb electric towers and kill people who oppose them
I just want faster fibr internet so I can download more blacked trap cuck porn
>>59087925
But that despair is what drives hope anon, show me the greatest hope anon.
>>59087952
Yeah except a majority of Bernie supporters will still go for Hillary. The BernieOrBust people are just a vocal majority. More of them will support Jill Stein instead of Trump.
Is Du420 president yet?
>>59088012
Fuck off Hopefag, as long as Miriam doesn't win despair will go on.
>>59087921
Well since his going to win
Its going to be soon I mean don't you want to be more like Davao ;^}
>>59087915
grabe siguro pagsisisi nitong dalawang to tangina kasi nagpapataasan pa ng ihi
>>59088007
>>59087915
The only reason Poe is 2nd because he's a woman.
Fucking women, why did they even allow them to run for any position in the government? They're fucking inferior not only physically but also intellectually. They'll just be pushed around in the office.
They should just fucking stay at home and cook my dinner.
can you guys shitposting without using cute anime girl? pls dont involve them in dirty politics
Am I the only one here who voted for Marcos?
>>59087914
>Pia Arcangel
got too fat
mine
Claire Celdran
Tina Marasigan
Tricia Zafra
>the Philippines now has a meme president
How does it feel /asean/? Feels pretty dank.
>>59087807
View is generally positive on immigration
Norwegian is fairly simple to learn if yoi are fluent with english
Just bear in mind that the communist Labour Party is going To win the next elctions though
>>59088088
Cuck
Yuck
>>59088055
s-sorry
>>59086740
Damn boobies.
Time for some comic relief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsn2E_Fdx80
Too bad he left GMA News late last year.
>>59088107
Feels like memes elected the president
>>59088118
Hi Norwegia! Do you welcome third-world tourists there?
I hope the Philippines find opportunity
>>59087961
To be fair South Davao has a pretty good HDI.
REJOICE O BELIEVERS
INDEED THE VICTORY IS OURS
>>59088146
>late last year
tf how did he last that long
>>59088088
You aren't alone senpai. I would vote a Marcos over a literally who
>>59088146
There's nothing funny about this
marcos's sons are making my pussy wet holy shit
>>59088107
I hope Trump-senpai wins as well. Come the fuck on burgerland. We're beating you guys in meme magic.
