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/flip/ Elections General: madman is winning edition


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>RESULTS
http://ph.rappler.com/elections/2016/results

>CURRENT YEAR MAN CALLS DUTERTE "TRUMP OF THE EAST"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0

>LIBKEKS REACT TO DUTERTE
>Skip to 3:27
https://youtu.be/dTB5KhEa1AE?t=3m27s

What the fuck are you doing here on 4chan? GTFO and vote already

Live updates
>ABias-CBN
http://news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/08/16/halalan-2016-where-to-get-live-updates-election-results

>Rapeler
http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/live-updates-philippines-presidential-elections

>Clinton News Network
http://cnnphilippines.com/tags/topic/2016_Elections

Latest polls pre-election (SWS)

>Duterte 33%
>Poe 22%
>Roxas 20%

other news
>Populism and etc
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755

>Duterte Harry
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads

Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk

>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE

>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ

>Putang ina nyo (Son of a bitch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80

>The Duterte Finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc


Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte (FRONTRUNNER!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU

>Mar Roxas - The fucking liberal guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E

>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4
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>DU30 with over 5 million votes
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L
B
F
M
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Did mr DEATHSQUADSS Win?
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Its over for the presidential race. I'm worried about VP though. The first two leads are horrible but I'd take Marcos over the rat Robredo.
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Just in
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Arr rook same.
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Can we break the 51%? We really need a majority president
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Kay Mar Roxas tayo dahil siya'y tapat at kagalang-galang na tao. Subok na ang katapatan at husay niya bilang lider. Naaalala niyo ang nangyari nung Bagyong Yolanda? Diba pinakita niya ang kanyang galing at talino? Kaya naniniwala ako na pag siya ang nanalo ipagpapatuloy niya ang Daang Matuwid na sinimulan ng the best Filipino President on the history na si PNoy. Wag natin pahintulutan na mahalal ang isang diktator at isang Marcos sa Gobyerno. Mar Roxas para sa tunay at totoong pagbabago!
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And here we go.
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marcostards cucked cayetano
chiz just crashed and burned
honasan didnt even try
trillanes is based, now's just not his time
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>>73484240
soon mr /s4s/, soon
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>>73484297
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>>73484193
do all Filipino girls look like that? theres literally no variety

also wtf is going on there? the rugmunching olympics?
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>>73484264
>Poe
>Ind(ia)
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>>73484321
>trillanes is based

Mutiny when?
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>>73484403
manila public zoo
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>>73484264
Go leni
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TFW BASED PALPARAN WONT EVEN HIT THE TOP 20
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>>73484403
>do all Filipino girls look like that? theres literally no variety

You be the judge
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>>73484416
POE IN LOO
O
E

IN
N

LOO
O
O
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Based Duterte will make Filipinas spanish again.
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>>73484264
>different vote for VP

da fuq?
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>>73484403
Go to angels city and see for yourself
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MABUHAY ANG NPA
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>>73484474
>girl with the yellow bikini in the middle
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KUNG HINDI NYU BOBOTO SI ALLAN WAG NINYU AKO IBOBOTO
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>>73484403
in slums
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>>73484474
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>>73484403
Depends by Class.

Obviously, the richer you are, the prettier you'll likely be.

But yeah, majority of this piss poor country looks like a monkey.
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>>73484597
dito ako natatawa

may selective hearing ang mga duterte fans
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>>73484578
All of them looks regretful tbqh
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saka na tayo gumawa ng bagong thread pag patapos na yung election matagal pa naman ata to eh.
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>hey anon, why don't you show us some of your vacation pictures
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>le vote counting machines in a hotel meme allegedly made up by libtards
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>>73484709
Hows the deal?

How much for the night, how much for a girl?
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>>73484297
Hanggang dito din ba, Mar? You want the 4chan vote?
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>>73484709
We look away for TWO seconds and this is what happens. Bloody Netherlands
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>>73484709
>That one guy snapping the vag

Based
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>>73484709
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>>73484796
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3164917/The-red-light-city-Philippines-filled-children-fathered-Australian-sex-trade-tourists-women-pregnant-abandoning-nothing.html

pay child support
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Ayoko manalo si Bongbong

baka iblock niya ang 4chan kasi Freedom of Speech
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HOLY SHIT LENI IS CATCHING UP
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>>73484709
Kek. Where is the full set.
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>DU30 - 6,243,526
>Marcos - 5,839,574
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duterte is now locked in as president


just pray for leni now
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Oh boy.
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Can we break 40%?
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>>73484988
Shes not unfortunately. The gap just widen again
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>>73485045
I want marcos to win to put the libtards in full suicide watch
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>>73485082
Miriam almost got trips.
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>>73485082
Of course.
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KANANG TAGA CEUB DIRI. KINSAY KADAUGON SA MAYORAL OG GOVERNAL ELECTIONS.
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RIGHT WING DEATHSQUADS
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>>73485082
Is this for Pnoy's remark that he's a minority candidate?
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>tfw 4,000 respondents survey got the elections predicted.
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>>73485152
He's alt left not right wing you mong
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>>73485152
*Tankie death squads
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>>73485187
Every president we had is a minority except for the past ones where only 2 candidates run
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>>73484193
>that white sex tourist in the background
Fucking kek
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>>73485082
link?
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>>73485300
2 party system again when?
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>>73484193
>Canadian Destroyer
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>DU30 - seven fucking million
>updated when his interview on GMA is taking place
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>>73485344
http://ph.rappler.com/elections/2016/results

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/eleksyon2016/results
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>3.1M lead over Roxas

SUICIDE
O
O
N
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So what group of people are going to be most upset about this election?
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>>73484264
Damn, a 3 Million lead, welp. At leas there might be a chance for Leni to overtake Marcos.

>Trillanes bottom tier
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YOU FUCKERS READY? 2016 IS OFFICIALLY OPEN SEASON FOR DRUG RUNNERS AND DRUG ADDICTS.
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>>73485386
I wonder what ABS-CBN's reaction is.
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>about 40% of clustered precincts counted
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>>73485030
What a qt
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>>73485416
liberal party fanbois
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>>73485412
So when does the counting finish?
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>>73485416
The naive, idealistic youth.
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>>73485056
>Translation
>I'll cut my dick off in front of this Statue when Duterte wins
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>>73485471
When all of the SD cards of the clustered precincts are processed.
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>>73484952
Nah hell just end the PCGG so they can keep thier stolen wealth
and make use of the MNLF to get pogi points to the public Im predicting all of a sudden there is peace there while they get amnesty
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>>73485056
do it.
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>>73485451
Google lily may mac
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We CCCP now, pamilya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EFFuQR57Ro
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>>73485416
Libtards everywhere on twitter and kikebook. Too bad their candidate is only four (4) %!
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>>73484140
No more sue silo bang bang?
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>>73485416
the filipino people
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>>73485471
Give or take 2 hours
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>>73485429
We gonna be Brazil now?
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>Miriam may die in less than six years
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>Couldn't even get to a million
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>>73485709
How many decades before we will get someone like Miriam again?
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>>73485429
When will it be open season for muslims, trannies and communists?
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>>73485627
This triggers the commie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb5MjWZ7kxk
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>>73485709
Best president we never fucking had. She's a great law-maker, and better at enforcing them. If Duterte didn't run, she might've been a serious contender.

Then again, she would've had a heart attack. The LP fanbois would've dug up dirt about her the same way they did based Duterte.
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60% through counting?
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>>73485767
>Communists

To be given amnesty

>Trannies

Not sure. 90% of the Philippine Homosexual Population is also transgendered.

>Muslims

Oh, they'd behave themselves now.
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>>73485794
>If Duterte didn't run, she might've been a serious contender.

Nah, cancer did her in.

She was called crazy back in '98.

She got beat out by Ramos in '92, which is the closest she's ever been to the presidency.
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>>73485778
The only thing that gets triggered is my gun, fascist.
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>>73484140
>mfw Miriam last
At least we get to see that retard Noynoy jailed, r-right?
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He overdid the polls by 6%

What a madman. Hope trump wins in november too
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>>73485865
>She got beat
You mean cheated
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>>73485865
>Nah, cancer did her in.
Well. That's just the natural result of her dabbling in cancerous activities, like social media.
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>>73485794
Miriam went from trending to crashing faster than any candidacy I've seen. It went from excited to depressed the minute she announced Marcos as her running mate. No idea why she would do it or why she's still in it. Part of me feels like she must have been paid by bongbong to be his running mate to legitimize his candidacy. He chose her, not the other way around.
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>>73485933
If GMA and Erap wasn't jailed, what makes you think Pnoy will get jailed?
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>>73485933
shes 2nd to the last
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>>73485989
Roy seneres is literally dead. What the fuck
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>>73484764
Cheapest is 1500php or ~50NZ per night per girl. Maximum of 3 "pops" or times you cum. But these are shit girls.

Better ones go til 8000php and above
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>>73485949
The silent majority
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>>73485989
>over 9000

Dank till the end.
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>>73485978
Erap alnost won too back in 2010 yikes
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9201
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>>73485364
That's a Styles Clash you dipshit
>>73485416
Daang Matuweedfags
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>>73485921
>implying I'm a fascist.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
DIVINE RIGHTS OF THE QUEEN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
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>Alfredo Lim
>86 years old
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>>73485865

Senpai, I think she was called "crazy," Cause the Filipinos found her speech to be incoherent back then.

Now that the internet opened up our minds to the ways of the foreign people, they pretty much "got," her. manner of speaking.


>>73485973

She doesn't care about money, anon. But I still firmly believe she would've been a srs contender.
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>>73486065
Erap would at least continued fucking the MILFs again.
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>>73486086
That's a soft banned move you can only do to Jericho.
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>>73486095
>Enrile
>93 years old
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>>73486079
>sins of the father
http://blogwatch.tv/2016/02/the-7-sins-of-bongbong-marcos-nomoremarcos/
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>>73485949
Pls let it be
Would help build the wall brick by brick
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>Based Dick now 4th
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>>73486040
>Better ones go til 8000php and above
8000 is still yuck-tier.

Try 20k and around 30k, I personally know 'handlers' who have girls that are like 50k and above. These girls are usually the ones who people know about and are famous on a first name basis but not exactly the ones you see on TV 24/7.
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>>73486165
And he's imprisoned for corruption charges.
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>>73484709
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>>73486102
>Senpai, I think she was called "crazy," Cause the Filipinos found her speech to be incoherent back then.

Yeah, well, from what I remember it had something to do about her joking about jumping off a plane and the media running with it.
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>>73486165
That faggot is going to die any time soon.


>>73486189
>Based USA has based Trump as PResident

>Philippines ruled by another iron-fist president.

MAKE THE PHILIPPINES AND USA GREAT AGAIN FUCKERS.
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>>73486196
Hindi pa sapat ng makapasok!

#IbaonSiDick!
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>>73486223
And yet he wants to be free and says he's still capable of working in the senate
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>>73486196
DEEP DICK PENETRATION
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>>73486223
>imprisoned

kek
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>>73486196
>Hontiveros

why
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>>73486222
Well, yeah that's true. But averagefags like me can only attempt to splurge on the ~8k girls
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>>73486240
The way she answered it was fucking weird, I'd give you that.

>>73486314
Who? The PBA player?
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>no one talking about palparan
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>>73486253
L-lewd!
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>>73486314
Because the masses recognize her name.

That's literally the reason.
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>>73486314
So that Dick will have something to penetrate in the senate
[spoiler]Basta dapat mauna ang mayor[/spoiler]
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>>73486222
>>73486321

Senpai, if you're that desperate for pussy, use that 8k to find a pretty enough teenage fuckgirl and do her in after a nice date so she;d feel better about herself.
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>>73486340
the feminist.
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PHILIPPINES WILL RISE SOON
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>>73486425
fuck that RH law degenerate supporter.
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Kek! Wannabe libtard feminists shouting american libtard terms in twitter. Fucking KEK!!!!
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>>73486425
She's the former representative of AKBAYAN party-list, not Gabriela (the femen one) as once thought.
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No idea what's going on here but I wish your based candidate luck
God bless
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>>73486425
I'd let her sit on my face, if you know what I mean.
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>guy is literally dead and has 12k votes
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DICK
I
C
K
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>>73486420
but what if i get feelings
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>>73486433
OH SHIT THE LORD KEK HAS SPOKEN
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>>73486523
He's running for the party that represents the people Trump want to deport, of course those people have no idea he died already in their hometown
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>>73486141
>Erap would at least continued fucking the MILFs again.
Why did I kek'd at this one.
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>>73486523
He died the day he's supposed to submit his withdrawal to COMELEC.

ANYWAY, NEW UPDATE
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>>73486564
Lol. Then expect "Di mop na ba ko mahal?" "tanginang lalake ka talaga puke lang habol mo saken!" texts.
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pnoy gonna go to jail
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>>73486196
manny pacquiao wtf
He might punch all these people haha
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>living in Belgium
>not having death squad leading president
>feels bad man
>move to Philippines
> go on trike patrol
>fuck little brown bitches all day
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what happens if no one gets a majority? run off?

>>73486637
marcos looks like a female in that photo desu
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>Villanueva and Drilon at 10 million each
>meanwhile, Osmena is up by one place
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Isn't this duterte faggot a socialist?
Why is /pol/ behind him?
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>>73486691
Unless Robredo the rat saves him.
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>>73486637
>almost a double lead over Mar "Kanin sa Baso" Roxas
Daang Matuwidfags on suicide watch
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>>73486787
Because he's a social cleansing alpha badass
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>>73486787
Because /pol/ isn't a hivemind and we're not always Sieg Heiling?
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>>73486787
Death Squads, politically incorrect, willing to make rape jokes, murders people, etc.

Same old story.
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>>73486787
Having a gulag is better than having a corrupt government.
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>>73486787
he's politically incorrect and might actually really change things

and he makes libtards cry
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>>73484474
They all look disappointed
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>>73486840
>Mar "Kanin sa Baso" Roxas
I'm gonna need pics anon.
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>>73486787
>>73486513
Well anon let me enlighten you.

This guy kills criminals.


Actually, no. This guy personally got into a fucking firefight with criminals when he sat as Mayor.

He fed the forged paper of a guy who extorted illegal residency fees to him in the precinct.

He went hulksmash and ordered the Davao Police to kill the rapists of an Australian Missionary.

Also, he's a firm supporter of gun-ownerships, an alpha womanizer, (people admire him for this,) and is a pretty nice guy who drives in a vios taxi around helping little lost girls out. He's an alpha with a heart.


Also, he literally said. "well fuck I should;ve been first to rape her." in front of the media, and it wasn't political suicide. he tripled his votes.
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>>73486787
I'd pick anyone over that liberal retard, even the guy in last place that died months ago.
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>>73486787

he is a nationalist socialist

literally hitler
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>>73486787
Politically Incorrect famiglia that can save this country from Chinkland invasion
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>>73486886
>Having a gulag is better than having a corrupt government.
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>>73486494
Akbayan is socialist. she's also a supporter of a "socialist feminist organization".

she is the guest speaker on one of our school events about environmentalism, she literally read her whole speech on a set of papers in her hands. did not even bother to look at the audience.

by the time she's finished, everybody headed for the exit. we did not even care for the Q&A.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risa_Hontiveros
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>>73486478
post them dumbfuck
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>Binay dominating Northern Luzon but the Cordilleras
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>>73486932
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>>73484140
stop pretending to have elections chink
just send in the guy with the tiniest eyes and the yellowest skin
give him a crown and make him king of the chinks for now
>>
Go, Pinoys!
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>Poe dominating in Bicol
>Region VI - Rocucks
>Rest of Visayas - DU30
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>>73484140
>Defensor Santiago
>female
>last place

I'm glad the Philippines is still a sensible place.
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>>73487043
2nd place is also a female pham
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>DU30 landslide in Mindanao
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>>73486992
What the actual fuck was he thinking HAHAHAHAHHA
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>>73486996
English is the secondary language here.
Philippines is peppered with American culture.
"Chinks" are a minority here.
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>>73487043
a female is 2nd famiglia
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>>73487043
Poe is female and in second/third place.
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>>73487043
but she's the only one qualified.
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>>73487043
She isn't a normal woman, anon. She doesn't give much of a shit for womyn empowerment and actually bases it on merit. And she's a terror to criminals as well.


She's a man without balls.
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>>73486728
http://asiansexdiary.com/t2/videos/promoac_trailer.webm

step it up senpai
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>>73487072
Looks like Mindanao is tired of mudslimes and want them to be wiped of the face of the Earth.
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>>73487117
The president we don't deserve.
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>>73487086
same thing he was thinking in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTgXq5oqt1o
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>>73487043
>sensible place
Nigga she's easily the most competent out of the five. Out of the female candidates it's not her, but Poe and Robredo that ooze feminazism.

MDS > DU30 > B1nay > Poe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Roxas
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>>73487141
Duterte is friendly with the Muslims.
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>>73487043
Miriam is pretty dank though. If Duterte wasn't running I'd vote for her instead.
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>DU30 - 9 million by next transparency server update
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>>73487177
Oh. So he's a master of pandering to the mudslimes?
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>>73487141
Duterte is a mudslime and NPA sympathizer, that's why I chose MDS over him
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>>73487121
No, she's a woman with balls.
Though I don't recommend you imagine it
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>>73487162
>comments
I'm fucking dying here anon stop
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>>73487246
Not really.

He told the muslim kidnappers, once.

"Let go of the foreigners you kidnapped, or for every twelve hours they're not returned, I will kill an imam."
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>>73487242
>this update was made when DU30 was interviewed via phone patch by ABS-CBN
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>>73487246
sadly, yes. But welp, at least they will go silent now. And the pendulum will start swinging to the right if he fucks up
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>>73487162
Kupal talaga kahit kailan.
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>>73487313
>still not hitting 1M
JUST
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>>73487313
Why is it in English?
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>>73487313
LIBERAL PARTY ON SUICIDE WATCH
PNOY ON SUICIDE WATCH
ABSCBN ON SUICIDE WATCH
ROXAS ALREADY DEAD
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>there are nine vice-mayoral candidates in Antipolo City
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>>73487453
because believe it or not. We can read in English.
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Ok so who are the good guys and who are the bad ones and are why are these Philippines elections important?
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>>73487453
2nd Language Senpai.
>>
who are we rooting for lads?
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>>73487453
It is always in English
>>
IF MICHAEL RAMA DOES NOT WIN ILL CUT MY PENIS IN FRONT OF MAGELLAN'S CROSS

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73487453
We got buttfucked by Muricans for so long that people here somehow think that Simplified English is way better than our native toungue.
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>>73487506
Mr deathsquads rape joke man
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>>73487453
We know english like the back of our hands, cunt. English dominate Filipino in reading language
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>>73487495
>good
Duterte, Santiago
>bad
The rest
>why
To make the pilipeens great again
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>>73487506
Dutdut familia
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>>73487301
Lmao seriously?
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The Elections were rigged like the previous ones. Fug this, I'm going to weebland and learn how to understand moon language.
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>>73487506
The madman
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>>73484140

I've worked with some people from the Philippines and they were really cool guys. They did some shady ass shit but with a smile.
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>>73487495
>Good Guy
Mar Roxas

>Bad Guys
Literally everyone else
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>>73487569
Add based Dick to the good.
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>>73487495
>good guys
Defensor-Santiago
Duterte
>borderline
Binay
Poe
>bad guys
Roxas
Every single member of LP
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>>73487602
I only heard about that today and frankly I have no doubt he said that.

isn't it great
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Sa mga nagpasok kay Dick. Maraming salamas. Swak na swak.
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>>73487639
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>>73487602
Yeah. He also was frigging mad when someo kebab threw a grenade on San Pedro Cathedral.
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Are there Miriamfags on /pol/? Are you aware that she doesn't think hate speech is free speech?
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>>73487683
That man sounds truely based.
>>
>almost 50% of precincts counted
>Marcos (now at 8M) being interviewed on GMA
>ABS and TV5 still on commercial break
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>>73487695
Hindi pa sapat! Ibaon pa natin lalo!
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>>73487495
>>73487506
>>73487747

Duterte. Go search for his based actions. He made a rapejoke that would've been political suicide, but it just fired his election campaign up EVEN FURTHER.


Hew also turned Davao from a shithole into a safe city with 911, and he did it by PERSONALLY getting into firefights with criminals, LITERALLY feeding forged papers to filipino jew-tier conmen.
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>>73487716
welp, most of flips on this thread are /int/ or kikebook fags anyways
>>
okay /pol/ can I just put this out there as a doubles advocate, what if Binay is actually a good guy who was just a victim of LP shenanigans

>>73487695
PENETRATE THE SENATE

>>73487716
Miriam was fine before Duterte decided to run after teasing about it for months, which was, according to a good friend, a master stroke of getting publicity.
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>>73487495
Philippines is America's greatest ally in South-East Asia.
Philippines is currently in a bad relationship with China.
This will progress in a good or bad way depending on who the elected President is.
Duterte is currently stepping his foot down against China, suggesting methods that are borderline suicidal.
>>
>>73487747
Aaaaand....... GMA on commercial break after technical problems.

Watching CNN Philippines now.

TV5 should be back shortly.
>>
>>73487569
>>73487639
>>73487657
I see and are these presidental or parlamentary elections? As far as I can tell the this Durante guy is winning. What are his positons?
>>
>>73487602
Well, he bad mouthed the pope....
>>
r/philippines (full of Roxas supporters) are dripping more salt than the Dead Sea.
>>
>>73487608
>Anti-establishment candidate
>Rigged

What are you smoking, geekboi?
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>>73487716
She's the pseudo-intellectual pick. Ask reddit. I mean, she's legit good but the Miriamfags are fucking annoying thinking they have moral superiority voting for her.
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>>73487826
Fucking kek! Reddit as usual, always losing
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>>73487821
And thats a bad thing because?
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>>73487826
link f a m

also, post images

>>73487821
It wasnt the Pope, it was the traffic.
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>>73487826
you should check fagbook

good grief, the amount of friends I unfollowed
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>>73487826
>Roxas supporters
>not just paid shills
>>
/pol/ we should talk about the balls on based president. In the last ten years, when has ANYONE in any seat of the government around the world participate in a firefight?
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>>73487608
That's the wrong conclusion. Ever since Erap, I simply realized that the vast majority of Filipinos are idiots or they don't care. Or both.
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>>73487812
>tv5

a desolate place
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>>73487778
Really lewd!
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>>73486942
The world will tremble before the might of the newest superpower, the Flipperpeens.
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>>73487860

they also think they are intellectually superior for choosing her

Bobo lang daw ang hindi boboto sa kanya
>>
>ABS-CBN is back but the screen is not updated with >>73487862
>TV5 also back up with updated numbers
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>>73487657
Cuck spotted
>>
>>73487826
>>73487860
Whoops, I should have done my research. Not that I wanted to go to that shithole.
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>>73487875
because everyone here has to suffer 5 hours in traffic while the Pope parades around waving at everyone who even bothers to see him
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>>73484140
HODRIGO-SAMA WILL BTFO OBAMA-HILLARY PIVOT TO MINDANAO
>>
>Marcos - 8,859,402

>channel-surfing just to get the updated counts
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I HOPE PRESIDENT DU30 DON'T FUCK OUR COUNTRY EVEN MORE.
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>>73487882
Just r/philippines, senpai.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/4ictxw/elections_2016_trash_talk_thread_halalan_na_bukas/?sort=new
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>Osmena now at 13th place
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>>73487922
>they also think they are intellectually superior for choosing her
This is why I dropped out of UP despite getting education there almost free of charge (59 and a half pesos). Fucking libcuck pretentious pricks.
>>
Miriam's only problem is she isn't popular.

in the debates, she talks in English and the majority of voters don't understand her and dismiss her.
>>
>>73487453
There's a lot of languages in the Philippines. Official language is tagalog but a lot can barely understand it.

t. bisayafag
>>
>>73487998
Can't get any worse than the current retard in office
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>>73487803
>Philippines is America's greatest ally in South-East Asia.
This is incorrect, that would be Singapore.

The Philippines is only a floating airbase to America since they don't have access to Taiwan and Vietnam.

If we were Malaysia-tier rich we'd be very important.
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>>73488028
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK
>>
>>73488028
I share a country with these people

how do you guys manage not to pop a blood vessel reading this shit
>>
>>73487860
I admit she did a lot of outstanding things. But 'yung pakita niya na superior siya dahil may edukasyon siya (which is true, though, in most cases) nakakainis 'pag ginagamit ng mga botante.
>>
>>73487875
Nah I'm basically saying that he's capable of talking shit to muslims too.
>>
>>73487904
Marcos was kind of like that in the evil mastermind kingpin sort of way.

You're fucked if you're an activist, though.

http://memebuster.net/millennials-think-martial-law-before-after/

>>73487900
I sometimes wonder. They claim the same for Duterte supporters, though.
>>
>>73488028
Fuck. That was cringe-inducing.
>>
>DU30 - about one million in Regions III and IV-A each
>>
Does anyone have the Mar Roxas traffic enforcer Bushiroad edit>
>>
>>73488172
>>73488123
brief summary?
>>
>>73488028
>visa palipad syria
Kek
>>
>>73488100
We'd be rich if the America(jew owned businesses) didn't drain us of resources right after the war.

Fuck, if not for Marcos kicking out the American army that stayed here, we would never be truly our own country.
>>
>>73488128
She's a useless globalist leftie. Fuck her
>>
I hope Marcos keeps his lead, Leni as VP would be a total disaster
>>
>DU30 - TEN FUCKING MILLION
>>
>>73488210
>DUTERTE SUPPORTERS SMELL LIKE TESTICLES

>LGBT FAGS, ELITE SILENT MAJORITY WHO DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BUY WINDOWS 8 GET VISA TO GO TO SYRIA HAHAHAHA
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>these numbers updated again as GMA comes back
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>>73488210
Can't give an accurate summary, it was that incoherent.
>>
>>73487453
English is like half the language right now. I don't speak a bit of Flip but if I sit down and decide to watch whatever shitty show's airing over the satellite channel my mother's watching I can understand it because they keep flip flopping between Flip and English whenever the fuck they want.
>>
>>73488244
They'll pull an Erap on DU30 if she wins aka EDSA2 2.0
>>
I sincerely hope Duterte and Trump get along.

WE'RE GONNA WIN, AND WE'RE GONNA WIN, YOU'RE GONNA GET SO SICK OF WINNING
>>
>>73488240
>US drained us

Its our fault for implementing Filipino First Policy and we acted Gibsmedats to foreigners after they gave sovereignty to us. They concentrated on Japan's development instead
>>
>>73488240
>We'd be rich if the America(jew owned businesses) didn't drain us of resources right after the war.

You know this is false. Filipinos have bad work ethics and can't even attend meetings in time.
>>
>>73488310
So much for the last-ditch effort by attack dog Trillanes to turn Duterte into another Binay.
>>
Get in here

>>73488375
>>73488375
>>73488375
>>73488375
>>
someone has to go to jail for the Yolanda funds unaccounted for, that shit is fucking criminal as fuck
>>
>>73488310
>finally hit 1M
I'm glad there's at least 1% of the population that's still sane
>>
>eight senato
iral candidates at over one million each
>>
>>73488240
>We'd be rich if the America(jew owned businesses) didn't drain us of resources right after the war.
Not true, the only reason we coped well in the 50s and 60s was because of WW2 reparation aid. Everyone has gone to shit but they had less money since they're just starting out to be actual countries while we have a headstart and boatloads of money.

>if not for Marcos kicking out the American army that stayed here,
Marcos didn't kick out the Americans, it was senators under Cory's administration.

Malaysia-tier rich isn't hard to achieve since Malaysia has oil and they're still a shithole but far better off than us.
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>In 2015, Duterte confirmed his links to extrajudicial killings in Davao, and warned that, if elected president he, may kill up to 100,000 criminals.

FILIPINO

DEATH

SQUADS
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>Roxas
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>>73488240
>didn't drain us of resources right after the war
lolno, this poverty is our doing
>>
>>73486947

Diba aatras daw siya sa sigalot sa kanlurang dagat?
>>
>Miriam reached 1m

Finally
>>
>>73487088

If you mean ghetto nigger culture, sure senpai.
>>
>>73486740
Its whoever have the most anon, they don't need the majority.
>>
>>73489187
>1 million smart flips

Thank you Miriam this country doesn't deserve you.
>>
WHERE DOES ALL THIS FILIPINOS COME FROM
>>
>>73489495
Miriam was good in 1992, now she is literally half dead.
>>
>>73489578
We're always here anon.
>>
>>73489578
/v/ and /a/. I mostly keep my shitposting in /vg/

t.rob
>>
So Duterte won, right?
>>
IF ANOTHER MARCOS WINS I WILL LITERALLY COMMIT SUICIDE
>>
>>73490074
>>73490074
New bread
>>73490074
>>73490074
>>
>>73490041
Stream it faggot
>>
>>73489495
You mean one million teenage fedora-tippers who think they are smart. I feel bad for Miriam desu. Using her as a fucking ego-inflator is sad.
>>
>>73490030
It's practically impossible to beat him at this point so yeah
>>
>>73490041
Can you send me your clothes? I live in Quezon City.
>>
>>73488240
I wonder why did he kick them out
>>
So now that the dust is slowly settling, you guys ready for the best 3 to 6 months of your life?
>>
>>73490122
So what comes next will probably be the 3-6 months of the purge.
Can't wait
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>>73487815
presidential
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>>73486046
>The silent majority
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that's what facebook shitheads keep spamming.
I'm also kinda sad because that's what my dad thought as well.
>>
>>73486787
because he's edgy
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