Name one accomplishment by Australians.
Name one Australian company.
Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
Name one invention by an Australian.
Do you own any products that were made or designed in Australia?
What do people in Australia even do?
>>59076243
they killed the local niggers, that's pretty helpful
What do qt grills think of men who dress up in trap attire?
>>59076243
Gallipoli+Ashes
Something to do with Mining
Something to do with Mining
Bungie Smugglers
Stolen Generation
Cash Converters
Clothes line
Motorized esky
checkmate amerifats
>>59076262
Most of the girls find it gross. Think of a girl dressing up as a guy, not very arousing innit?
Same thing, that to my surpsrise most girls find bisexual guys more of a turn off than a turn on.
>>59076243
Owen gun
Holden
drinking
idk
Owen gun
Wifi
>>59076303
>Indian
>invented designated shitting streets
>>59076243
They created wifi
>>59076243
killed nips
quantas
shitposting
plastic money
blundstone boots?
>>59076243
Galaxy mining. I invested in them for a while.
>>59076759
>Galaxy mining. I invested in them for a while.
>>>/biz/
>>59076770
>you will never be rich enough to shitpost on /biz/
>>59076770
>Implying anyone with money would take advice from those autists.
>>59076333
What kind of boots are these
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
Helped us out in 'Nam.
>Name one Australian company.
NewsCorp.
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
>Name one invention by an Australian.
Refridgerator
>Do you own any products that were made or designed in Australia?
I have some Vegemite.
>What do people in Australia even do?
Be good m8s who always have your back in a fight, unlike fucking New Zealand.
>>59077000
hello
>>59076243
> Name one accomplishment by Australians
First flight ever made was by Lawrence Hargrave, 10 years before the Wright brothers.
>Name one Australian company
News Corps and 21st Century fox are both run by CEO Rupert Murdoch, an Australian. Or you could choose like Westfarmers or BHP Billiton.
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
>Name one invention by an Australian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions
Everything from the Fridgeridoo, to Feature Film, to the Tank, to WiFi and the Bionic Ear. Australian.
>Do you own any products that were made or designed in Australia?
Yes
>What do people in Australia even do?
Small talk that turns into life shattering banter, back into small talk. Work. Beer and beaches. That's about it
We're bloody good mates name one country that has stuck to their word more then Australia.
>>59077248
>We're bloody good mates name one country that has stuck to their word more then Australia.
This tbqh. Can't dog your mates after they come with you to Vietnam.
>>59077263
There's multiple accounts of Dutch helicopters seeing friendly nations being shot up by terrorists in the ME and them just pretending they couldn't see it and flying away
>>59077295
lol who cares? was just banter
>>59077324
You slimy sack of slug shit. Never. Ever. Fucking dog your mates. NEVER.
>>59077364
lmao why are you so angry? if they were getting shot at by muzzies im sure they deserved it lol
>>59077420
You're a terrible person. A genuinely, non-memeingly, horrific human being. You may try and just ignore this, and 'lmao' and go to bed happy. But this should really sink in. You. Dogged. Your. Mates. Then made jokes about their deaths.
Enjoy burning alive absent from the presence of the lord for the rest of eternity.
>>59077483
>You. Dogged. Your. Mates.
what kind of retard talks like this unironically?
Oh, of course, Australians
>>59077483
wooo nigga i dindu nuffin. t'was just banter im sure there is some kind of explanation
>>59076243
Shitpost
Vegemite
Call each other cunt
>>59077526
he's pulling ya third leg mate
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
2nd place in the great emu war
>Name one Australian company.
Marmite?
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
Wifi
>Name one invention by an Australian.
Wifi
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
Handing Japan its first defeat on land in WW2
>Name one Australian company.
Woolworths
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
Medicinal use of penicillin
>Name one invention by an Australian.
Black Box
>Do you own any products that were made or designed in Australia?
Digeridoo lmbo
>What do people in Australia even do?
Drink beers and fight queers
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
You are probably using Wi-Fi right now, which was developed in Australia
>Name one Australian company.
News corp, owns a large portion of American "media"
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
Medical application of penicillin.
>Name one invention by an Australian.
All kinds of things, including everything from polymer-based bank notes to the electric drill
>Do you own any products that were made or designed in Australia?
Yes. So do you.
>What do people in Australia even do?
Celebrate Easter.
>>59077064
Based Ameribro
>>59077064
We'll always have your back if the fight is actually worth fighting for.
>>59079136
The Murdoch family are New Yorkers not Aussies.
>>59076243
why are traps literally not real
might as well find a skinny bitch and make her stick a sock down there
>>59078855
That counts for a lot of stuff :^3
>>59079319
> Rupert Murdoch
> Son of two Australians
> Born, raised, started his empire in Australia
wow what a classic New York upbringing
>>59079347
you again
this fucking faggot
every damn time those same images of aussie boys on beaches doing sports shows up, you show up
and gradually you start talking about your fake boyfriend
or how you want to get fucked in the ass
and other faggoty jew shit
fuck
off
>>59079355
He is a US citizen - nothing Aussie about the family.
>>59077064
awww lad are you still mad about that whole not letting ya dock your nuclear subs?
cmon mate it was just banter
>>59079377
Oi leave him alone, he isnt even jew
wow abandon fucking thread the village people fan club just showed up
>>59078855
i only tried it once last year in cpt, was olrite
>>59079439
faggots like you are why no one likes gays
die in your sleep
>>59076243
Will this early-onset transgender meme lead to some high-quality hormoned-up traps over the next few decades?
>>59077064
>The first gas absorption refrigeration system using gaseous ammonia dissolved in water (referred to as "aqua ammonia") was developed by Ferdinand Carré of France in 1859 and patented in 1860. Carl von Linde, an engineering professor at the Technological University Munich in Germany, patented an improved method of liquefying gases in 1876. His new process made possible the use of gases such as ammonia, sulfur dioxide (SO2) and methyl chloride (CH3Cl) as refrigerants and they were widely used for that purpose until the late 1920s.
K yeah totally Australian
Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches
Bundaberg Ginger Ale Brewery
Aerodynamics involving boomerangs?
Boomerangs
Ecalyptus oil
We invented the feature film
You're welcome america
>>59077000
From the soles, the left one might be a Redback. Right one I reckon is a Steel Blue. Middle guy, I dunno.
I'm only on my phone here, might be able to tell better on a computer.
>>59079826
>We invented the feature film
think about what this means for a second
film was already invented at this point
you are saying that australia invented film that runs for a specific length of time
that's like if I started making videos that were exactly 5 minutes long and saying "I invented the 5 minute vid"
>>59079867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB2di69FmhE
>>59077064
Nigga you just mad we don't shoot up schools anytime jamal steals our prom date
>>59076338
>Think of a girl dressing up as a guy
this is very popular actually, look up feminism.
>>59079424
Based newhub
>>59076243
Talented Aussies leave for LA/NYC/LON. There are quite a few of them in executives in showbiz here in LA.
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
Tasmanian genocide
>Name one Australian company.
Rio Tinto
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
>Name one invention by an Australian.
Wi-fi
>Do you own any products that were made or designed in Australia?
Yes
>What do people in Australia even do?
It's a secret
shit ton of mining
>>59076262
it's off-putting. straight women like men, not other women.
what do guys think of qt femboys dressing up in trap attire? Also does anyone want a trap gf?
>>59076333
God dammit what a great place
Foster's
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
Turning a desert island/prison into one of the most prosperous and liveable societies on earth
>Name one Australian company.
Rio Tinto
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
>Name one invention by an Australian.
Airplane blackboxes
>Do you own any products that were made or designed in Australia?
Yes
>What do people in Australia even do?
Not get shot
>>59077000
Hard Yakka
>>59080183
>There are quite a few of them in executives in showbiz here in LA.
proofs?
>>59077064
Literally best ally
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
Creating a GOAT country
>Name one Australian company.
UGG
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
The Bragg's were Australians. Bragg Jr won a physics Nobel prize when he was 25, the youngest ever.
>Name one invention by an Australian.
You've got me there.
>>59079423
He's the one that started the empire you retard. Anyway I'm not proud that he's Australian.
What we lack in historical grandeur we make up for in quality of lifestyle.
The Chinese invented a lot of important things, I would still never live in that poisonous Orwellian shithole.
>>59076243
Boomerang is pretty cool desu
I want an australian bf, any takers?
>>59080659
b-bump
>>59080659
>>59081033
We're like the cold australia.
Multiculturalism.
>>59081057
No, you have french people and your accents aren't cute.
>>59081057
we might be colder than they are but i don't think we're cooler than they are desu
>>59080659
post boipucci
>>59076243
The Big Four, and then the rest m8
>>59076243
Traps are hot as fuggg
An Australian invented the rotating clothesline.
>>59080659
post accent
>>59081518
post yours first.
>>59081490
and goon of fortune was born of it
and once goon of fortune's popularity kicks off, everyone shall know our greatness and the reign of the great and cultured australian empire will begin.
>>59081552
ok, done
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18tNGz0QTE9
>>59076243
>Name on accomplishment
Kokoda
>Name one Australian company
I live in Australia so pretty much every company is Australian here, but because you want an example: Wesfarmers
>Name one scientific advancement
CSIRO is contributing to controlling the carp population through science, but even as an Australian I think that the CSIRO is absolute shit
>Name one invention
Shearing machine [spoiler]and Boomerang helicopter[/spoiler]
>>59081838
>even as an Australian I think that the CSIRO is absolute shit
why? what is csiro?
Wifi
Bitcoin
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
Surviving the Emu onslaught so they could shitpost another day
>Name one Australian company.
Foster's
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian.
Refrigerator
>Name one invention by an Australian.
The Boomerang
>>59081903
>Bitcoin
the creator's name is satoshi
>>59081874
Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation.
They don't do shit all, remember a few years back when everybody thought that Shark's couldn't get cancer and they wanted to see if they could cure cancer with Shark DNA etc.? The CSIRO spent years working with that shit.
American scientists immediately figured out that Shark's could obviously get cancer, meaning the CSIRO spent a lot of money on something as stupid as that.
>>59081935
Boomerangs were actually found to exist in cultures in South America which predates the Australian boomerang, however, because it is extremely unlikely the two nations would've contacted each other, the aboriginals most likely did invent their own boomerang.
>>59081974
Don't believe what you hear in the news.
>>59081798
I-I didn't think you'd actually do it. My roommates are sleeping right now, so I'll post mine when I wake up.
You have a cute voice by the way.
>>59082024
>atlatls and woomeras
aboriginals es blanco
>>59082176
haha what a bender
>>59076338
>Think of a girl dressing up as a guy, not very arousing innit?
What does that even mean
All attire that could be considered 'man attire' is freely worn every day by women
It's not like there's any taboo against it
>>59076243
Please tell me that girl's name
>>59082223
not even google translate can tell me wtf you're on about.
Something about aboriginals being white?
>>59076243
crushing the germans in africa
coopers
bionic ear
black box
yes
drink and glass ethnics
Please purchase RM Williams boots. They are made in Adelaide and employ some of my friends.
>>59079319
>>59079355
>>59079423
Rupert Murdoch renounced back in the 70s to become a Seppo.
You never truly lose Aus/NZ/Canadian citizenship though, he'd get a new passport and shit just for applying to have it restored.
But fuck that shit, you can keep him.
>>59076243
POLYMER BANK NOTES YOU TREMENDOUS KEK
>>59079673
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vapor-compression_refrigeration#History
Didn't invent the tech but did invent the first commercialy viable refrigerators based on it.
>>59085893
>our money is as gay as the rainbow flag
this is why we all use cards for everything
>>59076243
We invented wifi mate
>Name one Australian company.
Fosters.
Others can't be helped tho.
>>59079319
typical yank logic
>>59076243
> Name one accomplishment by Australians.
That fucking forced easter? meme which made /int/ unreadable at times.
> What do people in Australia even do?
Mastering shitposting, evidently. God bless their shitty internet else they'd swamp this board
wifi invented by Vic Hayes.
Australia is the inventor of, and the reason for the use of flight data recorders in commercial aviation since 1960. These devices were mandated as a result of TAA flight 538 and have since made flying safer for us today.
>>59077064
New Zedlend BTFO. New Zedlend on suicide watch.
>>59077526
This made me laugh really hard because it made me imagine the worst war criminals in the history of the world trying to brush aside the consequences of their actions by claiming it was all just "a bit of the bantz".
>Hitler starts WW2
>"T'was just banter, m8s. Why you guys have to be so mad right now? I was just havin' a bit of the bantz."
>>59080267
I have 120k in savings RIGHT now.
I'll paypal you half of that if you come over and live with me for a total of 6 and a half years. I get to choose what you wear and sleep, but other than that, you're totally free.
>>59080399
>Not get shot
Idts, shaking my head 2bh famiglia
>>59076243
>Name one accomplishment by Australians.
yvonne strahovski
>Name one Australian company.
Fosters
>Name one scientific advancement by an Australian
Fosters Lemon
>Name one invention by an Australian.
Boomerang