WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
>Middendorf
Germanics: not even once
Dick move.
He deserved it.
>florida man
EVERY TIME
A bit rude to be honest
>Florida
>>59076116
Brother?
>>59076247
>>59076851
>Florida Man Flings Frozen Animal Carcasses Around Animal Control Office During Drunk Rampage With Fire Extinguisher
>Florida Man Who Tried to “Run" to Bermuda in Inflatable Bubble Rescued by Coast Guard, Again
>Florida Man Bravely Changes Name to Bruce Jenner to Preserve It’s "Heterosexual Roots”
>Florida Man Blames Rampage Through Neighborhood on Too Much Masturbation
>>59076851
Post tatts
>>59076908
>Again
>>59076908
All the worst people of the est coast wind up here.
When you see crime rates go down in a place like NYC, it just mean the crazies have become "Florida man"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=clW2jtv6qFc
>>59077158
>europoors will never be this free
Can we make some sort of india-tier rhyme for this?
Murder for Burger is close, but doesn't rhyme.
Here's a few ideas:
>let lead fly for freedom fry
>choke for coke
>shall not infringe this burger binge
>>59077051
>be me
>nigger
>finally going straight
>fill out job application to gas station
>the cash register is open
>sweatingintensifies
>must control nigger instincts
>hand cashier application
>finna leave
>cashier turns around
>i can't control it, nigger instincts take over
>grab money
>run
>get arrested
>mfw
>>59077158
>Kyle Burger
>>59077158
>i shot im inna back ofa leg
>nhe started cryin
>liak a lil babby
>>59077158
>Kyle Burger
>>59077158
>Kyle Burger
The hero we need!
>>59076116
I want to kill my brother as well he keeps drinking out of my water bottles.
this can't be real
>>59076116
He did the right thing.
>some people still think this is uncommon
>>59078837
I'm going to reserve judgement until I know what kind of a cheeseburger. I mean, if it was some shitty, dry McDonalds burger...
>>59077158
Gotta lot of respect for Burger.