GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR CAR
how do you respond /int/?
Guns are illegal here mate
>>59070675
This doesn't happen because I don't live in a third world country.
>Tfw sometimes don't even lock my door or my car because theft never happens here
Dump the clutch and speed off
>>59070694
This
Hijackers here threaten us with illegal-banter (kind of like the forbidden curses from harry pots)
i would get the fuck out probably, not much you can do at point blank range
>>59070675
Guy got lucky.
If he had tried to rob my Mom's car he probably would've been too distracted to notice me sitting in the backseat.
As he flung Mom out and began to flee, I would slouch in my seat deeper than ever before and after 5 minutes, just enough time for him to feel safe, I would finally speak up in the monotone of a person who doesn't understand the gravity of the situation, "I am in the backseat, AMA".
He would be shocked and terrified by my non-chalance, causing him to lose control of Mom's minivan and crash into a nearby Denny's. He would be dead upon impact but I would emerge without a scratch because I didn't tense up. As I stepped out of the flaming wreckage, my strong legs glistening with sweat from the heat of victory, applause would erupt throughout the establishment, "Hero" they'd call me; a title I would reluctantly accept. Unaffected by the commotion, I would calmly walk over to a booth and beckon a beautiful Denny's waitress to me. "No need for a menu" I'd say, "I'll be having 2 of everything".
And for the first time in my life, I would eat at a restaurant without my Mom.
Only if you can beat me in a freestyle battle
*spits fire*
>>59070731
*teleports behind you*
oh really? heh....nothin personell, kid...
*snaps your neck*
pshhh....not even a challenge...
Shoot him with my gun, followed by all my fellow citizens shooting him as well
>>59070675
shoot him and drive away
jokes on u i dont have a car xD
Ill tell him its not my car and that i cant drive anyways
Fuck off I was the first to steal the car
But I don't own a car
>>59070675
Brazil thread?
>>59071130
>implying Brazilian robbers would ask you to step out of the car
>implying they wouldn't just shoot at point blank and shove your dead body outta the car
Wonder how did I ended up in America
>>59070675
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>59070755
Plausible desu
Whoa, we're not just gonna let you walk away from here.
>>59070675
>pointing a gun at me
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR CAR
here u go m8
>>59071215
I WAND LAWYUR :D:D:DD
>>59071193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipalF6u85A
Godspeed
>>59070675
this thread is american only ?(’ω’)
>>59071193
damn familia
Bystanders would also loot your dead body.
>Goodluck im running out of gas anyway.
>>59070675
it's on like donkey kong
i blow up car that i make. another pig straight to hell.
