>tfw Americans don't have mates
>tfw Americans don't have pubs
>tfw Americans go to "bars" to act cool and leer at women, while the women parade themselves around like meatsticks
>tfw Americans try to swear and sound threatening [lol]
>tfw Americans weigh more than a small house
>tfw Americans are still all shooting and raping each other and its 2016
Another quality British humor thread haha love Monty Python haha
>tfw Britain tries to compete in international markets (lol)
>tfw British peasants roleplay as people with culture
>tfw Britain is the worlds leading weapons exporter
>tfw apes stab people to death in British streets and nobody can do anything about it.
>>59056877
stabbing is for real men
>>59056649
>tfw americans don't have shit exponations
Is that what you wanted to say?
>>59056649
>tfw british culture consists of pubs
>tfw drink beer
>tfw only gut bellies and horrible alcohol related aging
>tfw drunken low mannered population from beer culture
countries without cafe cultures are truly the worst.
>>59057343
it sounds like you're trying to say something but all i'm hearing is "oooh im gay and want to be alive"
>>59057172
>tries to correct
>uses non-existent word
gut ein Hans
>>59057447
haha nice self deprecating British humor haha I love dr who
>>59057504
Lmaa Brudi.
Got me.
>>59057574
:)))))))) i really really really like this :)))))))
