Neko edition
/balt/ (50mil)
d-does anybody in brisbane want to give me a job
pls
>>59039258
ur mum gave me a job last nite hahaha
>>59039258
Yeah I'll pay you $10/mo if you follow me around and let me call you dumb dumb poopy boy
test
>>59039290
a BLOW job?
HAHA LMOA
>tavs acis krāsa
>tavs mati krāsa
anime
Easter?
>tfw I'm not the only estonian weeb posting here
>>59039328
good test
The 9th may is a big cultural event in Russia which doesn't have to do much with communism itself but shows that Russia is stronk and will always give external envaders to suck unlike the rest of eastern euro pussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWC8J93prJU
>>59039372
estonian weeb?
more like estonian dweeb hehe...
>>59039347
>zila
>brūna
>>59039314
>tfw my parents are embarrassed to have me as a son because i don't have a job at 19
>tfw i can't get a job because i have no experience
Feelsposting > Shitposting > Frogposting > Animeposting > Easterposting > Warm Diarrhea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alexposting
>>59039372
like we didnt have enough of weebs before u showed up
>>59039423
Stack shelves at Coles or something
>>59039423
get a job at mcdonalds then
>>59039372
t-thanks you too.
>>59039423
go to a trade school or get a certificate for something, will take 1 or 2 years, easy job out the door
>>59039466
i send applications on their website almost weekly but they never email me back
>>59039503
>falling for the trades meme
everyone and their mother does a trade
good luck phamalam
>>59038928
Yeah, definitely. My job requires no university education, just English and organization. I basically just send email and look at reservations for a travel company.
Have a friend who works at Apple customer support from home 4 days a week. Plenty of stuff like that requires no degree and you can work and get money instead of wasting 4 years on a degree you might not even use.
>>59039453
lol you're wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Q_eW__ups
>you will never be a singer in 1930s
i never though i would feel this feel
Leaving this place until all animeshits die out.
>>59039549
better than doing nothing
>>59039644
lol, this will never happen
>>59039466
>>59039477
>>59039577
>>59039644
>>59039688
I really specifically like these posts
>>59039644
We'll miss you.
>>59039767
No we won't.
>>59039740
i will make watching anime illegal when I'm generalissimo of the world and everything
My girlfriend already has a husband.
In a couple of months I am going to ask her to divorce him.
I think she will do it.
>>59039750
Half of these were me
>>59039798
>My girlfriend already has a husband.
Easter?
>>59039688
yes
>>59039740
fuck off
>>59039750
I don't really like your post that much
>>59039767
söö sitta
>>59039779
võid temaga koos süüa
>>59039789
good post
>>59039798
are you gonna raiser her son?
>>59039805
all me
>>59039818
fag
Alex?
>>59039798
what about her son?
>drink some water
>dont swallow it
>play with it in my mouth pretending it's piss
>spill it on myself
fuck
>>59039878
>Alex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Kv_dL8iVE
American convoy occupied Estonia
@59039859
*cringes*
>>59039878
Yes?
>>59039888
Good post, good digits
>>59039859
Unnecessarily rude...
>>59039925
Time for liberation
>>59039888
>Not drinking actual piss
There's your problem
>>59039859
>>59039885
She doesn't have a son.
She wants to have a son with me and not her husband.
>tfw she said she won't get an abortion if I get her pregnant
>tfw every time we have sex she wants me to nakadashi
>tfw i'm white, not black so fuck off /pol/
>>59039888
Checked.
>pretending it's piss
Don't lie we all know what you were thinking of
>>59039995
KEK
U
C
K
>>59039995
>unironically using japanese words in regular english conversation
>"I'm cucking some guy"
'no'
>>59049999
>>59040000
Ignore this
>>59039995
lol this is a lie
>>59040021
I tried pretending it's cum, but the consistency just isn't the same.
>>59040040
Not really. I feel he is cucking me as he gets to be with her every day. I don't.
I'm physically cucking him, but he is emotionally cucking me.
>>59039995
>She wants to have a son
what if she will have a girl?
Has anyone here tasted their piss?
I once got some pee on my fingers when peeing and I licked it off. It was very salty.
>>59040198
3rd trimester abortion
>>59040209
yeh same
tasted salty as f
also with jizz
>>59040209
When I was a kid, some Russians were talking about cum and how they tried it. They said that ananas makes it sweet.
>>59040209
Better, I licked and smell a grillls one at camp
ALEX
L
E
X
>>59040198
She will have a girl then.
I don't want her to have my child until we live together
>>59039372
There are at least 4 I think.
A
>>59040379
post pics of her
>>59040443
>>59040510
too soon, post it tomorrow
>>59039549
>get paid well doing a trade job, you're respected
vs
>get paid zilch doing a mcjob, even your own parents make fun of you
the choice is yours anon
>>59039995
if she cheats with you, she will cheat on you
>>59040670
I am very scared of that.
>>59039995
>>59040670
this
once a whore, always a whore
do what you want anon but It'll come back to bite you in the ass
Each time mum leaves our home she tells me where she goes and when will she come back. And each time I'm trying to leave the house she asks me where I go, when I'll come back and that I should give her telephone numbers of people which I'll meet. lads I'm 30, this is ridiculous.
watching indian ear cleaning videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW8-eadtYLY
what's the difference between Estonia and Winslow?
.
,
?
-
'
the Win
haha
>>59040814
this man gets his ear cleaned a lot
>>59040912
gotta help those hardworking indian bros
>>59040902
was Winslow pretty good overall this Season?
>>59040973
dude wut
>>59040795
I know this feel, mum is too close and not in a positive way, she's a bossy and overbearing type, I'm not that old though
>>59040902
>>59040902
nice
>>59041407
>15 minutes later
>>59040902
Your thoughts on stoicism
>>59041299
Yeah same sort of thing, I'm only 18 though. I have the added bonus of my Mum being a pathological liar, hates if anyone comes to the house, always HAS TO have something to complain about and 24/7 miserable.
Pretty much makes it impossible to have anyone over at the house, so no gf for the foreseeable future :\\\
better than hedonism
>>59041783
>Pretty much makes it impossible to have anyone over at the house
dont worry m8 I can handle ur mum ;)
just need a crane lmoa
>>59041449
>>59041994
qt ct but doge r better
>>59041783
So how was mothers day seeing as your mums nuts
>>59042582
Wrote a nice thing about her in her card, gave it to her, she said thanks. That was pretty much the extent of the celebration.
She also hates celebrations, she's NEVER gone to dinner with a one of her friends (goes for coffee every now and again though), she puts little to no effort into birthdays or Christmas, and she pretty much hates her own birthday and Mother's Day I guess. And I'm pretty sure she also has OCD; constantly cleaning, sweeping, wiping down tables when they're already clearly spotless.
>>59042879
Too similar, except mine nags and argues with dad lol. when mums yelling at me and I've gotta keep a straight face :DD
I hate (you) all
>>59043287
Here's a free (you)
>>59043368
can (I) get in on that?
Will suck dick for (You)s
I'm afraid I'm fresh out of (You)'s.
@59043478
@59043488
sent ;^)
>>59043488
not out of dubs tho
Don't reply if you're a degenerate animeloving faggot
@59043709
ok
What do I do if I'm not a fa**ot and not a degenerate but love anime?
>>59043798
>What do I do if I'm not a fa**ot and not a degenerate but love anime?
imblying
>>59043798
loving anime and being a degenerate faggot go hand in hand
>A trip fag posts near me
>>59043798
watching anime makes u a faggot and a degenerate
laying in bed ama
*puts anime in the bin*
need some meme frogs for my collection
anything helps
Anime is literally great.
>>59044250
what r u wearing?
>>59044362
no tumblr toads 4 u
have wojak in meme hoody tho
>>59044250
Same here
>>59044649
at least trim ur pubes u fucking autist...
>>59044695
make me, homo
OK that was unexpected
>>59044649
>pubes
eww
tomorrow is victory day
how are you planning to celebrate it?
>>59044649
succ
>>59045009
>how are you planning to celebrate it?
>
>>59042089
Capybara, the fattest dogs in the world, live in Brazil.
>>59045075
fastest*
>>59045075
ur mum is the fattest dog in the world though
>>59045104
>stubby legs
>fat bod
>fast
>>59045067
>i don't celebrate victory over nazi germany
>world war 2 ended for his country with the nazis
>>59045067
>>59045219
>Those bloody slavs, saved our nations from being wiped out
>>59045438
We didn't ask to be occupied and enslaved.
KYS
>>59045538
neither did ur mum's ass last nite haha
>>59045871
lmoa
>>59045871
/cringepost/
>>59046222
>trips again
why is this allowed?
good initiative though
>>59040902
quite rude desu
1. kill all weebs
2. world peace
pick one
>>59046494
cant we have both?
>>59046494
Love all weebs
>>59046398
eslownia
http://www.strawpoll.me/10160708
important poll
>>59046494
1. because there can be no world peace
t.Amateur atheist
>>59046494
>>59046738
You already know the answer
if all jobs paid the same, what would you like to do?
>>59047054
>if all jobs paid the same, what would you like to do?
Janny :^)
>>59047104
but jannys are U N C O M P E N S A T E D volounteers not workers
>>59046494
3. make anime real
>>59039290
holy shit FIRE!!
>>59047597
don't understand the text/10
jacked off 7 times today and feeling pretty apathetic now, lads
>>59047818
>7 times
is that a personal record
>>59047833
nah, probably like 15+ during summer break when I was 15-16
>>59047917
motherfucker.
you sure your memory isn't failing you right now? 15+ is superhuman, i think. you must be misremembering. how old are you now?
my highest is a measly 6 which looks pathetic in front of your numbers.
>>59048020
24 right now and I'm definitely not misremembering, I'd spend entire days pretty much playing WoW and jacking off
obviously I didn't exactly count, but it was above 10 at the very least
>>59047917
that's mad.
>>59048070
>pic related
>>59048079
wew lad, you got mad sex drive. ever been with a grill?
>>59047917
I thought 7 times was the maximum for a man.
>>59048229
>wew lad, you got mad sex drive. ever been with a grill?
Last time I had a gf was 2 years ago, she couldn't match my appetite though.
i had sex twice with one girl when i was 16 but i haven't gotten any pussy since then and i'm 23 now. when does my penis-hymen regrow?
>>59048315
>>59048319
DELET
>>59048319
you're forever a failed normie
>>59048315
>she couldn't match my appetite though
fucking legend, dude.
>>59048498
inshallah eurabia soon
>>59048498
This.
Go blow up an airport or something.
someone pls post the small turk running with a knife and caption the post with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRRGGAGARHRGAGRHHAGGHRAHRHGAGHRAHGRAHGGHRAHGHRAHGRGHRGAARGAHGRAGRGAGRGAHRAHRGAHGRA
>>59048792
Please dont
>>59048498
>>59048571
>UAE
hah, its funny coming from you slavs, when UAE is better than you in all fields
enjoy living in your shithole called aidstonia
>>59040510
>>59048902
i fuck ur ass bitch
>>59048902
Kill yourself, cuckold.
>>59048902
Hello Ahmed
>>59048902
Eik nachui, tu tolerastas Portugale
>>59049076
I like these.
>>59049025
Priversk
CПACИБA ДEДУ ЗA ПOБEДУ
CMEPTЬ ФAШИCTAM!!
>>59049684
Pyderastas Vilnietis
>>59049854
come back tomorrow.
>>59049854
too soon
>>59045009
i'll go to the cafe with my grandpa and thank him for Victory against facsism.
>>59049960
Was your gramps even in the war?
>>59042879
Is she single? My mom isn't that bossy. She just didn't find a man in 50 fucking years (failed each attempt) and now I feel a bit guilty if I'll get friends or anyone. I know she will jealous me to new people and will probably get angry once and will tell them nasty things about me. I know she gossips about me to her friends, I hate it, that is why her friends aren't very friendly with me and I avoid them.
haha im home, love you guys
>>59050494
I love you too.
>>59050683
>>59045193
>I celebrate the occupation of the Baltic states and people being sent to Siberia
>>59046494
The answer is obvious
>>59050922
Ignore that autistic "Latvian"
>>59051164
Nice meme, my dude
>>59051369
>the autist calling other autistic
>>59051369
>>59051785
>these two autismos again
>>59051895
>two
I think you meant one.
>>59045009
Walk around town and find some youngfag with a colorado band, pick a fight. The usual.
>>59051895
>two
only the other guy is autist
Were do you see yourself in this picture?
>>59052056
me on the left
>>59052056
Only lawyer.
>>59052028
Is it that easy? Some of these faggots look like complete pooftas, but what if someone pulls a knife on me?
>>59052188
Then you run.
>>59052188
Then you stab him first.
>>59052028
Nice ooga booga lifestyle.
I believe in God now, lads.
who waiting for /game of plebs/ until morning?
Are we there yet?
>>59054146
Why?
>>59054245
I WANT IT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEē
>>59054306
God answered my prayers when I was asleep.
>>59054311
>Ramsay gets a gift.
i wonder if it was a good gift, i hope it wasn't
>>59054417
Can you just cut to the point?
>>59054264
>pic
>>59054562
Here's to hoping it's 20 good men
[spoiler]only now its for the Starks[/spoiler]
>>59054660
maybe theon comes back, i bet ramsay is very sad that he left
ALL WOMEN ARE DIRTY FUCKING WHORES. NEVER TRUST A WOMAN. FUCKING NEVER. BITCHES THE WHOLE LOT. EVERY SINGLE ONE. EAT SHIT YOU CUNTS
>>59054771
isnt theon kinda fucked though? I cant wait to see Davos & Co. when Jon comes back.
>>59055277
What has your mom done this time to you?
>>59055277
>>59055277
This is a girls-only thread though.
>>59055277
Reee haha funy meme pepe
>>59055277
yes.
>>59055577
ill yes those numbers
>>59055316
for a man who had his balls and cock cut off, yeah :D
>>59055487
I don't like this joke anymore.
>>59055759
What's wrong with it?
anyone watch this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihVcrnFag1s
>>59055828
I don't know, for some reason it makes me sad.
>>59055831
>2 hours
No
>>59055950
Well ok, I'll stop using it then.
>>59055836
OH MY GOOOOOD
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>59055831
He looks like the nazi from a serial.
>>59056035
Wow, you are the kindest poster.
>>59056107
to me he looks like a bald version of cpt. spock, but i'm more interested in what he has to say about capitalism, being from greece
/balt/ is low energy today
>>59056266
ur mum was low energy after last night lmao
I forgot to bring a eu-us converter so I'll funpost some more later
>>59056087
:DDDD
>>59056321
>eu-us converter
???
How's Greatest ally like?
>>59056173
don't mention it
>>59056208
Now I will waste my time and watch this.
>>59056295
Why do I even come here anymore?
>>59055831
>greek speaking about economy
lmao
>>59056626
well at least he seems sincere about what went down (based on the introduction)
>>59056593
for the dankest of the danks
>>59056593
Why wouldn't you?
>>59056593
t. me 10 years ago
there's no way out, this simulacrum is your life now, everything else is just illusion
>>59056980
We used to have discussions about beer and other stuff and now it's nothing but anime shitposting and le ebin ironic memes
>>59057840
Blame the Latvians
>>59057932
t. creator of ur mum
dont think so
>>59057840
we can still do that, just initiate a conversation about that
