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She has a funny looking face.
>>59046432
yes she does, but i find it somewhat charming
改めてぼやきます
今日以内に90ページを訳しなかったら、〆切れが越える
私を殺してください
AYY
>>59046402
Why do you hate cute girls? What did they ever do to you?
Why won't you make a thread with cute girls in it?
>>59046402
OTSU
for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9UTBWo51w
>>59046402
Fetal alcohlel syndrome
>>59046402
Is that a Japanese alien?
あれは日本宇宙人ですか?
(is that correct?)
この子は体も病んでいるが、心はもっとやられている
>>59046584
well you complain about giraffe-chan
also so what if she looks like an alien i know plenty of aliens id love to fug like ahsoka tano, darth talon, aayla secura
>>59046727
>Japanese alien
wut
>>59046546
どんな物を訳していますか?
>>59046412
うーん、同人が世界に広まるのは嫌だなぁ。
>>59046825
今度の作品がロリ系です
>>59046727
はいそうです
>>59046727
>日本宇宙人
日本の宇宙人, 日本に住んでる宇宙人
>>59046888
Kind of Nakamura Yuhei
>>59046888
顔でかい
>>59047082
日本人は頭がでかいんです。
昨晩、犬は死んだ
この子はお前の最初の患者だ
ちゃんと治してみろ
>>59047354
T_T
>>59046766
I want to give that butt a good slap so badly.
>>59047354
Sorry to hear that.
How old did it get?
>>59047486
>flag
Every time.
>>59047632
So?
>>59047354
うちの犬も年だからそろそろ怖い(涙)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE
this is the music that plays when I see a jap irl
悲しいを感じます。
>>59047503
Very old. Probably about 13 or 14 or so.
来週に抗鬱を始めます
ちょっと怖いけど
What do you mean in Japanese when you say someone is 赤?
人なら:
青=あまい、子供らしい
白=純粋
赤=???
赤=経血
>>59048219
薬はいけません。幸せを見つけなたら,それは止まらない。
>>59048475
This is too complicated to say in Japanese so I'll switch to English, but please refrain from making dangerous comments like that one.
Diagnosed chemical depression can only be cured with meds, comments like yours drive thousands of people to suicide every year because they believe their illness is their own fault and that they're foolish for wanting a cure.
>>59048331
共産主義者
>>59048331
Actually, when reading your post I wondered: Why do you call a baby 赤ちゃん in Japanese? What's the connection to red?
>>59048331
赤にそのような特別な意味はないだろ
というかエロ同人誌をイタリア語に翻訳して儲かるのか?
>>59048636
Because their skin color is red like.
>>59048013
What is the source of your hatred for Japanese?
>>59048331
It could be someone's face is red. That means he/she is drunk, blushing, or perhaps getting angry.
>>59048636
The kanji can also be used for any color containing red (at least archaically), and babies are pink.
>>59048694
>>59048694
>というかエロ同人誌をイタリア語に翻訳して儲かるのか
儲からない
英語に訳すけど
それが儲かる
>>59048717
Maybe when they first come out, but it doesn't stay that way.
>>59046402
福島リラさんが全然美しくない。
>>59048814
Well, 赤ちゃん pretty much refers to newborns and people in their first year of life, so it fits.
For the first month, babies look like they have a body-wide contusion all over their skin.
r8 my photoshop :)
>>59048943
5/10
>>59048943
10/10
チンコ弄って現実逃避さあ
>>59048943
all you did was change text 2/10
>>59048943
>photoshop
More like Paint.
>>59048614
I would rather kill myself if my only options in life were sadness or drugs. Also, you're on 4chan, don't expect to treated like a special snowflake.
>>59048943
You could have said 3 hours by Paint.
>>59048943
ebin/10
>>59049108
You seem to be under the very common misconception that antidepressants are some magical feel-happy pills that make you euphoric.
Antidepressants just allow a person suffering from depression to feel the proper response to events in life.
They don't make you happy, they just allow you to feel happy when something happy happens, something a person suffering from depression normally can't do.
Depression's main symptom isn't sadness, it's apathy. You feel empty a lot more than you actually feel sadness. Excessive sadness is, on the contrary, usually a sign that what you suffer from isn't actually depression.
>>59048943
quite offensive for the weeaboo community, NG/10
>>59049194
電動ガートって何?
>>59049196
Drugs are a crutch. You must find happiness elsewhere.
>>59049264
分からん
>>59049264
modorized gart :DDDDDD
>>59047354
俺も十年前に大切にしていた猫が死んだから悲しい気持ちはわかるよ
>>59049344
Why is it not 電動カート instead?
>>59049386
They're speaking with Finnish accent
>>59049386
It's spurdo-speak, I guess. I didn't make the picture.
>>59049196
I’m jealous of your depression because you will not have to feel sadness when you experience something shit
枯れ木に水を、キモオタに愛を
>>59049303
You honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
I have a perfectly good life already, I can't feel any happiness for it because of a chemical imbalance.
Clinical depression means you can't find happiness elsewhere, because you could win a Nobel, the lottery, find your soulmate and become President all at once, and still feel nothing from it because your brain is broken.
>>59049474
It's not that good. After a while you start purposefully damaging yourself so that you can at least feel something, even if it's sadness.
Otherwise your days are devoid of any emotion whatsoever.
>>59048943
Here's a proper version.
外人さんもこういった造形の顔の女の子を可愛いって思うのかな?
>>59049474
yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had to wake up and realize I was a jap living in japan every single day
Be my sex slave
>>59049739
superb
>>59049780
Not until you start HRT.
>>59049667
>Otherwise your days are devoid of any emotion whatsoever.
unfortunately, we can live easier than with any emotion in Japan
>>59049765
I agree with you for the first time
Do you have what it takes to DOMINATE?
リア充になりたくはない
俺はリア充を超える
its funny how all the women around the world including your crush drop blood monthly from their vaginas
>>59049426
>>59049449
ありがとう、先輩たち
>>59050024
have you ever drunk the blood?
that is very delicious especially putting on rice
>>59049752
7/10qt
>>59049999
仙人にでもなるの?
So me and my boyfriend were just sitting and watching some comedy show
and I thought this would be the perfect time to take off the polish on my nails.
Keep in mind I wasn't wearing pants, and the chair reclines pretty far back.
I accidentally poured a little too much nail polish remover onto the paper towel,
and it all hit me right on the panties, soaking very painfully into my vagina.
Next thing I know I'm screaming bloody murder and taking my panties off while running in circles.
My boyfriend then panics and starts throwing cold water on my vagina like he's putting out a fire.
Lesson learned: alcohol is dangerous in all of its forms.
>>59050303
>>59050393
I don't come here very often, maybe I should keep it that way.
So me and my boyfriend were just sitting and watching some comedy show
and I thought this would be the perfect time to take off the polish on my nails.
Keep in mind I wasn't wearing pants, and the chair reclines pretty far back.
I accidentally poured a little too much nail polish remover onto the paper towel,
and it all hit me right on the panties, soaking very painfully into my vagina.
Next thing I know I'm screaming bloody murder and taking my panties off while running in circles.
My boyfriend then panics and starts throwing cold water on my vagina like he's putting out a fire.
Lesson learned: alcohol is dangerous in all of its forms.
>>59050393
reddit/10
So me and my waifu were just sitting and watching some anime show
and I thought this would be the perfect time to take off the polish on my body pillow.
Keep in mind I wasn't wearing pants, and the chair reclines pretty far back.
I accidentally poured a little too much sperm onto the paper towel,
and it all hit me right on the body pillow, soaking very painfully into my waifu.
Next thing I know I'm screaming bloody murder and fucking my bodypillow while running in circles.
My waifu then panics and starts singing in KPOP like she's putting out a fire.
Lesson learned: Sperm is dangerous in all of its forms.
>>59049752
The lens on her phone seems to be a bit greasy, her face is all blurry
>>59050393
>alcohol
it's my civilian duty to clarify: acetone causes severe itching and burning in sensitive skin areas, but it isn't quite a rapid and overwhelming as this story. on occasion blisters might form but it's unlikely from minor exposure from your diluted drugstore polish remover.
tl;dr: girl is stupid and should have called for medical assistance immediately if she was in pain but probably made this whole thing up.
>>59050646
are you white?
>>59050707
>>59050679
She might have just had a shave so her skin was already very irritated.
>>59050471
You should stay, anon.
Everyone's really nice here and you will learn lots of Japanese if you stick around.
>>59050335
違う
今はリア充がうらやましいに煮えるが
時は流れて、体は太って、妻はきらいになって・・・
そんなつまらない人生欲しくはないさ
So me and my boyfriend were just sitting and watching some comedy show
and I thought this would be the perfect time to take off the polish on my nails.
Keep in mind I wasn't wearing pants, and the chair reclines pretty far back.
I accidentally poured a little too much nail polish remover onto the paper towel,
and it all hit me right on the panties, soaking very painfully into my vagina.
Next thing I know I said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
>>59050393
>>59050500
>>59050646
how old is this fuck pasta ?
>>59050751
it's a mistery. sometimes I think the F is a black transvestite
>>59050767
you are my favorite poster here anon :3
>>59050757
a small spill from over saturating your tissue/cotton isn't enough to trigger excruciating pain in that scenario... unless she knocked the bottle over or is using industrial strength acetone.
>>59050784
経験もしてないのに達観してるつもりになってもね
>>59050784
でもこれは素敵だよ?
>>59050888
こういう爺ちゃん婆ちゃんになりたい
>>59050853
im not ;_;?
>>59050573
I want to be kako sama's husband.
>>59050328
so who is 10/10? post a pic.
>>59050813
i'm a black transvestite.
>>59050984
you are always supportive to everyone and you always post cute images
>>59051029
>tfw you will never be a member of the royal family and marry kako-sama, forming the Anglo-Japanese Empire
Kill me now 先輩
>>59051035
cool. I think Peru would like you
>>59051032
only angels and goddesses can be a perfect 10/10 and they don't exist
>>59051085
creepy girl poster isn't the same person as cuteposter. cuteposter is kind.
>>59051171
peru doesn't like anyone
>>59051085
That's creepy guy.
Not qtposter
si obtengo numeros repetidos en este post yo conseguire una novia de corea
>>59051209
what would you act when I would call you nigger?
>>59051209
he likes his Korean Shanghai crush even if he doesn't want to admit
but she will never like him because he's a paranoid racist loser
>>59051273
Nunca.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2d6gZgqqg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSg7Y7gjy-E
この程度の女の子でいいから可愛いって思えたら幸せになれるのに
There are too many madmen in this thread
Korea loving German
Creepy girl posting British
Racist Thai
Autistic Peru
Uncut British
etc...
>>59051277
i'll cut your fucking chimpo off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwkAFYdoADI
>>59051301
>shanghai
too bad he isn't rich, shanghai girls don't care when real money's involved.
![(一般コミック) [甲斐谷忍] LIAR GAME 第09巻.zip-LG9_186.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/muOTgKk.jpg "(一般コミック) [甲斐谷忍] LIAR GAME 第09巻.zip-LG9_186.jpg")
I don't get it. Did she just misheard him or is here some shitty pun intended?
when she says おしりふき
and the guy ヴァシリスキ
is it some 3deep5me stuff?
>>59051715
actually i have yellow fever for korean and chinese women and japanese to a lesser extent and im not creepy
>>59051715
>me
>no takahiro
btw i went to the asian store in town today and bought some calpis and pocari, love that shit so much
i love kimura ramune too was thinking of taking pictures but decided not to
>>59051756
she just misheard.
>>59051715
the korean german is fine, the lewd german is the real madman.
>>59051798
you're a fucking creep.
EVERYONE VOTE:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10161863
>>59051756
just a mishearing
>>59051974
>t. japanese genocider
>>59051970
>>59051993
OK. THANKS
>>59051974
>the korean german is fine, the lewd german is the real madman.
this.
>>59051974
>>59052073
thank you my friends. I hope the lewd German won't come back
>>59051974
>creep
if you're not a creep you should be somewhere else other than 4chan tbhw/um8.
the brit is fine compared to some of the other people here, namely trip/namefags and those who attach themselves to them.
>>59051974
>the korean german is fine
For how long have you been here?
The koreaboo has been doing this shit for ages, if this isn't being a madman then I don't know what is.
>>59052555
I've been in this thread for over a year but I only started shitposting last autumn
I'm not mad, just bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCaXj2pl-I&t=9s
>>59052282
i might not like creepy behavior or tripfags, but i have nothing against them if it's harmless.
i have a problem with people who choose to harass an innocent girl who misplaced her trust, especially when many people in the thread have asked him to stop.
this is 4chan sure, but this isn't /b/. keep that shit where it belongs.
>>59052788
then why dont you blame the norwegian who posted the pics of her in the first place
besides those pictures are from 2008 she looks a lot different now probably and you will never know who she is
>>59052662
If you think that coming here every fucking day, multiples times a day, to make a post about how that particular korean football player is perfect, how double eyelids are gross, etc etc, can be considered a way to get away from your boredom, then you are insane.
>>59052788
I'm sure there's no malice behind it, anon. Besides, I don't think it can be rightly called "harrassment" if the girl in question is blissfully unaware that she's become someone's object of admiration in this small corner of the internet.
That being said, I think it would benefit all concerned parties if he were to cease posting giraffe-chan so much and post other qts instead.
>>59052956
you're both creeps
>>59052988
>post other qts instead.
where can i find these other asian qties
I want to say "Japanese students learning English" (as a noun phrase, not as a complete sentence). How do I do that?
I mean, you have
>英語を習う［Japanese students］
(or
>英語を習っている［Japanese students］)
but then you have
>［learning English］日本の学生
So if you wrote it like
>英語を習う日本の学生
wouldn't it sound like "Students of Japan, which (as a nation) learns English"?
So how do you write that?
>>59053297
日本の英語を習っている学生
>>59053287
google you faggot
I swear you won't find what you want though because your standards are weird
where I can join an anti-white organization?
>>59053463
Wouldn't that sound like "students learning Japanese English", though?
>>59053660
Any university.
my buddy hooked me up with a ticket to see a japanese rap show, this is going to be one hell of a ride
>>59052988
cute anon, you're always so kind. it is more important that innocence be protected than it is that guilt be punished.
however, these actions are wrong and we should not condone it. indifference makes us no better than the things we hate.
>>59053927
shes 29 you autist she older than me and probably you
you probably get triggered by seeing a pair of tits on a beach
Is it a bad idea to start doing anki kanji drills before reading anything about Kanji like rembering the kanji?
>>59053463
クジラックスを翻訳してるってマジ?
>>59054156
してない
他のロリ作品です
>>59054072
no
rtk is on par with using rosetta stone ever
>>59051715
>Uncut British
Who?
>>59054156
>look up クジラックス
>it's quzilax
>tfw quzilax has a wikipedia page
>>59054315
cuteposter
that's the reason why he posts like that
>>59054431
Muh, he doesn't looks a bad poster. I think all Japanese are uncut unlike American english teacher in Japan.
>>59054278
what's so bad about rosetta stone anyway?
>>59054538
that's what I meant. being cut makes you more aggressive. having foreskin keeps you pure and qt
>>59053463
Well, thanks. Will go ahead and use your suggestion for this.
日本の英語を習う学生は何が最も難しいと思うか?
(I tried to ask "What do Japanese students learning English find most difficult about it?". How well did I do?)
I fucking hate weeaboos.
>>59054782
It's not okay. It needs to stop, now. It's time to stop, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdjb7o_5ejA
Please hire more Australian models, we sorely need the money.
>>59054726
not comprehensive, so you are in danger of not knowing what to do after you finish it, also not sure if it used hiragana
also expensive
RTK is great though if your goal is to be able to write the Kanji
>>59054903
Please correct me.
>>59054782
You're better off structuring it, in Japanese, as "What do japanese students about learning english find the most difficult?"
It sounds unnatural in english but that's how it would sound best in Japanese
>>59054755
>having foreskin keeps you pure and qt
Sound nice, Judaism always adversely affect of America. They can never foreskin masturbation is GOAT.
>>59055075
No way. I hate when foreigners learn Japanese.
英語を勉強してる日本人には何が難しい?
>>59055310
why? do you want to stop us from getting a japanese gf?
>>59055152
tfw not circumcised. I feel bad for people who had no choice
>>59055152
>South Korea
Why?
>>59055100
>日本の学生は英語を習うのについて何がもっとも難しいと思うか?
So is this better?
>>59055386
Yes. You've got >7" dicks and this sluts prefer you more than regular Japanese 5"
>>59055315
Perfect
>>59055421
Why people have no right to choice?
>>59055543
>someone else was able to get it in one try
>>59055595
most people are cicumcised when they're a baby or too young to make decisions
>>59055595
our parents have the doctor do it when we're very young
>>59055595
Hard for a baby to refuse.
>>59055514
god damn that made my eyes bleed
>>59055685
only way to learn it is to lurk moar (read and listen to japanese)
language is a meme after all, and you're a newfag
>>59055708
>>59055723
>>59055728
>>59055884
悲しいよね
手がなかった
>>59055499
Missionaries.
>>59054064
what does age have to do with this?
there are 51 unique posters in this thread. let's say 30% of these posters are gone, leaving about 35 unique posters. there are 16 votes agreeing with my proposition as of this post
that's roughly 45% of the entire thread which thinks your behavior is inappropriate (excluding me, i did not vote)
i don't intend to argue further, but the point is: many people in this thread would appreciate it if you'd stop posting this girl.
>>59056446
>i don't intend to argue further, but the point is: many people in this thread would appreciate it if you'd stop posting this girl.
Unfortunately, the internet doesn't work like that m8.
tfw no japanese bf
tfw not cucking a Japanese's Fin bf
>>59056748
there's no harm in trying.
i'm a strong independent black woman who don't need no approval
4zhit
Could someone who starts learning Japanese at 20 ever reach a very good level?
>>59057245
i started learning two years ago at age 28
i now know enough to read よつばと and エロ同人
>>59057381
Could you have a very complex and deep spoken conversation though?
Hey guys, I have a question. What kind of companies are foreigners typically employed to in Japan? What should I study on top of Japanese if I decide to go this route?
>>59056446
I thought you were just parodying some sensitive black tranny, now I'm not so sure anymore...
>>59057415
no of course not
this is only after 4 classes and some self-study
>>59057381
おやじ
や
じ
>>59057475
>>59057485
じじでいいよ
>>59057245
If you are dedicated, eager to learn and work hard, then age shall be no impediment to your progress.
>>59055315
pronunciation
grammar
remembering words
結局全部難しい
同じ言語とは思えない
再び日本を偉大にしろ
日本人は福島リラさんがかわいいと本当に思うの?
>>59057437
I heard that programmers in Japan are foreigners for the vast majority because there's not a lot of japanese people to hire in this field.
>>59058188
strange I hear nobody hire foreigner programmers in china because there is a massive over supply of chinese programmers
>>59046402
is this the girl from wolverine movie?
>>59058132
そもそも日本人はその人を知らないと思う
>>59058380
yes, however i like tao okamoto better
Boeun the new Leicester?
yes
>>59057245
I started learning exactly at your age, and I now translate Japanese porn for a living
>>59054406
クジラックス先生は小中学校の教職員免許をお持ちのロリ界のエリートなるぞ
>>59058269
Well Japan is not China. It's hard to find someone that speak English fluently in Japan and being a programmer request speaking English due to documentation being non existant in Japanese.
Also I did say that they are foreigners for the vast majority but comming from asian countries mainly and underpaid.
>>59058713
左の女性の方がいい
>>59058881
あの人はQuizlax?
意外とイケメン
>>59058877
my dream job desu
>>59059052
And I got it at 22, imagine that
>>59058943
やっぱイタリア人もロリに興奮すんの?
正直翻訳しながら日本頭オカシイとか思ってるやろ?
>>59059165
fuck off
>>59059232
>>59059143
>正直翻訳しながら日本頭オカシイとか思ってるやろ?
そんなことない
イタリアにもロリみたいなものを好き人がおかしいだと思われる
個人的にね・・・
まったく、小学生は最高だぜ!
>>59059283
>>59059272
I will kill you if you don't leave my thread
>>59059377
>>59059377
>my thread
im the op so its actually my thread
日本の夜明けぜよ
>>59059429
>>59059519
>>59059351
翻訳しながらムラムラっと来て仕事中断するんだろ
>>59046516
>ONLY 20p
taking the piss 2bh
>>59058877
How do you go about offering your services? I mean, how do people get to you?
>>59059446
go to the kpop general thread you fucking degenerate
there you can post your stupid pictures and admire plastic girls
I hope Newcastle gets relegated. Sunderland rules
>>59059582
そんな時もあるけれど
>>59058877
I can't say your Japanese is "very" good though
>>59059842
Speaking a language is more difficult than understanding it.
So even though my written japanese sentences may be clunky, I'm perfectly able to understand what's written in doujin.
>>59059782
im not from sunderland or newcastle
>>59060064
but you're an asshole newfag and don't belong here
fuck off
>>59060064
>>59060130
>貓
Are you Chinese?
>>59060317
no
>>59060128
ive been here since 2008, started off on /b/ like everyone of course then moved to /ck/ and /s/ then /d/ then /vg/ and now im between /ck/ /s/ /tv/ /vg/ and /d/ and also /qa/ ive been a shitposted in /brit/ for a while but only recently started coming to the japanese thread
>>59060341
are you white, the master race?
>>59060128
>being this weeb
You know no one here is even Japanese, right? How stupid can you be?
>>59060408
>no one here is even Japanese
