Dutch tongue
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Isn't Dutch one of the most fucked up languages?
Seems like people who speak it have something stuck in theirs throats.
Are you kidding me, lataviaslavic Man ?
>>59035220
agreed, i really like holland (apart from football and video games) but the language is just ridicoulus.
>>59035220
Still better than Swiss Deutsch.
I feel like you must have a soare throat if you speak dutch to much
What's wrong with our language?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgiDZvYZyMQ
>>59035638
Do nott kid yourself, among European languages it is only behind Danish in terms of ugliness
>>59035274
This.
Also, Danish is quite ugly as well.
>>59035914
Not as ugly though
KANKER HOMOS
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H
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>>59035948
Maybe not. But it's close.
We have equally retarded English accents though.
Dutch is retarded.
Flemish, that's where it's at.
Eh. I like it, but I'm obviously biased.
>>59035957
kankermongool
>>59036415
The "Felmish isn't Dutch" meme really needs to die.
>>59036084
is retro-ding a word in Dutch? I just saw it in a video.
>>59035948
its worse m8
>>59035220
That's because of their dialect, Flemish dutch doesn't sound like you have throat cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_5MLb4-FXY
Dutch sounds fucking awful 2bh not even memeing. Listening to this video give me pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
ashisamjajke and drank and drugs atilusiansnh
>>59038049
I have never listened to this song and I'm not going to
>>59035220
I think you mean Danish
That's because it's literally German stuck in its puberty. Low German is inferior to the more developed High German, which has aged like a fine wine.
>>59035638
The [χ] sound. Literally Arabic-tier.
>>59035220
I think of it as a funny version of german.
>>59035957
>>59035220
I don't find it ugly. Korean is ugly. Arabic is ugly.
t. inmigrant
>>59035220
Holland is awesome, but their language is like someone took German, butchered it with a cleaver , hit it with a truck and then gave it to Helen Keller for revision
>>59039425
their fucking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKF4hobJl2A
>die jaloezie dat ze het niet kunnen verstaan
>>59041061
>die illusie dat het Nederlands mooi en relevant is
Dutchbros, doesn't it fuck your throat up when you're always speaking like that? It literally sounds painful.
The only European languages without any retarded sounds are Estonian and Finnish and their dialects (don't know about Hungarian, maybe them too). Pure, vocally clean, without any unneccessary animal-like sounds.
>>59042164
>without any unnecessary animal-like sounds
>>59044574
Fucking finnish
>>59038657
Fuck off, it's cool.
>>59038657
you literally have it too
>хoдить
>Бoг
>>59044574
>Like father, but shorter
>father
The finnish version literally makes more sense.
>>59042164
It's pronounced as a voiceless French "r". French isn't painful, right? I guess it does stand out if you're not used to the sound tho
>>59045584
limburger pls
>>59045584
It's [x], not [χ].
>>59039984
that german retard
Growing up speaking Dutch makes every other language sound gay beyond belief
>>59035948
Hand over the vowels and no one gets hurt.
Fok off. Jou ma se poes.
>>59035220
I think Dutch is a bit weird but it sounds pleasant. It's easier for me than fucking Spanish or French.
>>59050125
Dis nie nederlands nie
>>59035220
Yeah Dutch is an uglyass language along with German
>>59050138
Because english has more in common with dutch than with Spanish.
If I were you I'd go for Spanish though
>>59038049
Don't post this shit, you Spanish piece of shit. I'm tired of it after they played this 24/7 for weeks on end on Studio Brussels.
>>59039984
DJ PAUL KUT
TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOW
ZO NE VUURBAL JONGUH
RECHT IP SCHIJNDEL KUT
Als ge ginne Brabander bent kunde net wa da betreft mee eruit scheie.
>>59054225
No thanks. I don't want to socialize with spics.
>>59038049
delet tis
>insulting dutch in its closest relative
>>59035638
Strange how some of them sound like Americans speaking in a different tongue.
delet this thread quit bullying the netherlands
>>59057463
Well, it varies for each accent of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjdOm0VJXyk
>>59057653
What is going on in that clip?
>>59057811
A girl calls and she has a very strong accent from the city of Leiden. She's looking for a date so they hook her up with a guy named Ron.
>>59057870
She sounds like an American trying to speak Dutch
>>59058144
there are so many dutch dialects
>>59052192
>Luxembourg
The country that you can walk in less than one day.
>>59052192
Plus you don't even have your own language, how embarrasing is that?
All Germanic languages are pretty disgusting to be perfectly honest.
Danish and Dutch are only the worst from already pretty bad group
>>59057002
>implying
>>59057653
Still less disgusting than Brabantian
>>59057653
except for the X sound it sounds like americans speaking gibberish
dutch is literally disgusting
it has the horrible R sound along with arabic tier HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
reminder dutch is so ugly even Norwegians make fun of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Pv0toyWy8
Dutch is the cutest language to have ever graced this world fampai :3
>>59061678
Er was eens een meisje, dat heette Barbara. Barbara had een groentenwinkel en verkocht rabarber. Daarom noemden alle mensen dat meisje: Rabarberbarbara. Later begon Barbara een cafe met een bar. Op het raam stond: Rabarberbarbarabar. Daar kwamen wilde mannen op bezoek, echte barbaren: de Rabarberbarbarabarbarbaren. O, wat hadden die mannen lange baarden! Die baarden noemden ze: Rabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbaarden. En de barbier die die lange baarden moest knippen was de: Rabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbaardenbarbier!
:^)
>>59061678
>arabic tier H
the h is silent
jesus christ, that language sounds like what my 3 yr old niece annabelle sounds like if she is choking on her pea baby food
>>59060962
yes they do senpai delete this post you have shamed our nation
>>59061678
We have a rolling R and an American R (at the end of words). And a silent H.
You mean the G.
>>59060975
t. Krk vlk prst vrt grp
>>59062007
It's 10 times better than valleyspeak though.
That shit makes me want to cut off my own ears.
>>59062030
No :^)
>>59061740
That's quite silly and I ain't even dutch
>>59035220
Meme English.
Take out the gh sounds every other second and its literally just English with a funny accent.
>>59062007
Shut the fuck up Burgerland, your country has too many things to explain itself for so don't you dare to talk crap about others.
Use your fucking freedom to check pic related. Asshole.
>>59061740
He starts out with a great Flemish pronunciation. Could've fooled me.
>>59035220
Is this the new anti-dutch meme?
It's pretty lame.