> he imagined himself saving that girl in school from danger
>>59028351
Ichi is that you?
>he imagined himself killing his whole class partners with ar-15 and 12. gauge shotguns
>he imagined himself as a superhero with powers
>>59028385
this tbqhwyl
>>59028351
delet this
>he imagined himself having friends
>he imagined himself disabling a bank robber
>he imagined himself playing his favorite rock song in front of his middle school during the yearly talent show
>he was the lead guitarist and singer
>his crush was in the front row
>he imagined himself stabbing the security gaurd and then setting the dinner room on fire whilst his classmates were locked in and then stabbing the rest of students
>>59028351
FUCKING HELL I LITERALLY JUST IMAGINED THAT 5 MINUTES AGO
DELETE THIS
>he imagined the girl he liked trapped in whatever video game he was playing and that he had to use his epic in game skills to save her
>he still imagines this
>>59028351
He imagined himself being successful! HAHAHA WELL MEMED
>he imagined being in a country that is relevant
>>59028385
Same
(Just kidding but I wanted to beat a few to death)
>he imagined himself clearing his home and shooting burglars
FUCK YOU OP
>she imagined
>he imagined his life as a movie and he was the main character
>>59028351
I fantasize dying for someone else. I just want to feel needed and not some useless NEET. I couldn't care less if it cost me my life
There's nothing wrong about wanting to help others. But when you started asking something in return, it becomes a different story
>he imagined himself stumping his neighbor's dog to death
Being a hero is a common male fantasy. You are all normal and there is nothing wrong with any of you.
>he imagined a hero coming to save him and to take him on a grand adventure like in his fantasy books
>>59028600
Every time I do this, I wonder who would watch such a boring movie.
>>59028647
>he even imagined his eyes being the camera and filming things from his perspective
>>59028351
>tfw the memes weren't real and we never had a school shooter
>i never got my chance to catch him off gaurd with my ninja skills
>i never got rewarded for saving countless lives
>i was never that qt's hero
>>59028672
Autists on 4chan
>>59028680
>he wasn't the school shooter to make anon's dreams come true
>he imagined himself poisoning the drinks at that douchebag's party
>he imagined himself as a member of The Kids Next Door
>>59028351
>he imagined talking for once and being liked by his peers
>He wanted to play the role of the hero instead of the villain
>>59028735
I've always imagined myself as the super villain though
>he killed his dog and lied about it to his parents for 4 years straight but then blurted it out when he came home drunk
>>59028734
>his inner monologue always sounds so smart, but when he tries to speak, he sounds like a stammering retard
>>59028351
I imagined her saving me from ending myself
>>59028680
say for yourself! I saved the day of my "school shooter" after someone called the cops on him. I take his gun and put on my backpack. When the cops came after him, he didn't have nothing and the guy who called it get in trouble with school counselor and police, while the guy was just ok and harmful.
I was hoping for him to shoot some fuckers from my class, but after it he just gave up... sad shit
>>59028616
i wonder if they caught the chicoms that made it unsafe
>people imagine this things
What in the fuck is up with you psychos?
Were you raped by your father when you were 5?
>he's a 25 yo friendless autistic virgin failing at a shit career in uni
>tfw I sometimes fantasize about a military attack against Finland
>tfw it'd make me worth something
>tfw I always was a better soldier than a civilian but didn't realize this until I became a NEET
ITT: projection.
>he imagined having weapons and a Gods blessing from Runescape and fighting crime
>he imagined himself breaking into someones home wearing a scary mask and slaughtering everyone inside
>>59028680
>not providing logistical aid to another martyr
wasted your entire lfie
>he imagined himself with a father
>>59028769
I wish my father was present when I had 5 yo
>>59028483
I had these thoughts til the end of high school
>>59028754
>he imagined he wasnt a stammering retard and she went to to homecoming with him
>ywn be in a situation were you can sacrifice your life heroically to save lives
>>59028766
It was set during the Sichuan earthquake in China. May 12, 2008
>>59028828
sometimes I hope there's another major war so I can sign up and get killed in action and my mom will think I died a hero.
I just want her to finally be proud of me for something and I don't want to off myself because it would kill her despite me not wanting to be alive
>>59028769
>he imagined he could stop time and have his way with his classmates on a daily basis to the point where he couldn't even look them in the face without popping an erection
>he imagined himself killing the school shooter and saving everyone before committing suicide
>he couldn't live in a world where anyone but him is the school shooter
>>59028351
>listen to a song
>imagine myself playing it perfectly at the high school talent show and getting a qt gf from my performance
>he imagined himself being a crazy hobo shouting at cars while carrying an empty coke bottle
>he imagined getting captured by terrorists, breaking free, sneakily killing them all, and becoming a national hero
>>59028816
I still have those thoughts at age 20
>he imagined what it would be like to live in an anime
>he imagined himself being anything other than a 26 year old loser that spends his entire day posting cartoon frog images on an imageboard
is this place just /r9k/ with flags?
>>59028920
ever since /r9k/ got destroyed due to the shooting causing a mass influx of normies, yeah
>>59028920
r9k is shit, it's not what you'd think it is imo
>>59028920
Sometimes, most of the times it's /vg/ with flags and /s4s/, /b/ with flags. Sometimes /int/'s also /soc/ with flags.
>tfw you imagine yourself dying and how said everyone would be
>tfw if you died now no one would care
...
>>59028943
this
it's like 80% retarded racebaiting shit, some ""trap"" threads, and an ironic crossover with /pol/
>>59028351
I saved a guy in school from danger
>>59028940
r9k got better after that
it's like more people are depressed on there and it's more chilled out
>>59028920
/int/'s core posts in the cancerous generals.
90% of the other threads are just crossboarding shitposters.
>He dream himself as a war hero doing heroic shit with epic music in the background
>he imagined himself being interviewd by the tv after a tough match against Brasil where you scored 2 goals taking the team to VÃctory but you were very humble and gave all the crédit to the rest of the team
>He
>>59028351
>tfw you imagine yourself with a qt gf that loves you
>tfw you imagine her saying cute things to you and narrate her actions in third person
>he passed time in class by ranking the girls in it by order of sexiness
>he is in highschool crossposting between /b/, /int/, /r9k/ and /s4s/ on his smartphone while the teacher talks about intellectually stimulating topics
>he pretends to be a right wing trumptard for the memes but is an edgy socialist hippie IRL
>he discovered 4chan on KnowYourMeme in 2014
>he posts in a thread where you pretend you are an adult thinking back to being a teenager but you're actually a teenager
>he imagined he could stop time and have sex with a girl in class
>this fucking guy used to imagine kissing her after showing off his godly dance moves at the school dance
>he creates a fantasy world in his mind where he happily lives with his favorite cartoon characters
>>59029050
>this guy was probably in diapers when I started posting on 4chan
>tfw ran out of money
>tfw depressed
>tfw had to survive with less than 5usd until ,may 15
>tfw my mom gave me 70usd and wasted 30 in cigs and beers
>he imagined himself in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe dueling people
>>59028351
i was the danger
>>59029057
These imaginationings were the best
>>59029065
>tfw i will never live with ma niggas tom and jerry
>he imagined himself as the Prince of Saiyans
>>59029065
ok stop
>he used to imagine himself as a character from Dragonball Z while playing with his friends at the park during middleschool
>tfw you can't tell if everyone is just an American proxy or we all aren't that different after all
>he imagines himself in a singing contest every time he sings songs on the radio
>>59028735
Villains are the heroes of their own stories
>he imagined himself as the lonely wolf badass guy but everyone saw him as a sperg weirdo
>>59029138
m8 everyone fucking did that
my friends used to pretend we were WWF wrestlers and literally dropkicked each other in the face for fun
>he imagined that the perfect friend was sitting in the other chair all those times he played checkers by himself in the basement when there were other kids just outside
>>59029224
but did imagine yourself as
fuck i can't stop cringing just remembering
did you ever imagine yourself as sonic during primary school?
>he pretended he had a functional family with two parents that cared about him and wasn't insanely jealous of his friend's families
>he didn't have both of his parents in prison at some point
>he wasn't in foster care
>he didn't have to bathe himself with water from a jug because the waterbill wasn't paid
>he didn't grow up to be a jaded loser that hates the world and blames all his problems on everyone but himself but in reality knows it's his fault
>>59028616
There's a reason ISIS has such a huge following.
>NEETS and disenfranchised muslims that want to be part of something bigger
>he imagined himself as a dictator of his country
>>59029256
That's oddly specific.
Shit Nigga, you alright?
>>59029282
i seriously think most of latin american problems would be solved with an autistic dictator
>>59029252
if you're asking if i ever ran around school making awkward sound effect noises while yelling "Gotta go fast" and asking people for chili dogs
then no
>he imagined himself defense minister of his country, and pick off the shoulder straps to colonels mind their subordinates
>>59029276
Eh, I would never want to murder anyone. I was thinking of saving people from natural disasters
>>59029311
let's be honest
"dictators"(in any form i.e, not democratically elected) aren't even that bad
for example, the french republic was a massive fucking mistake
democracies/republics have serious issues, one of the larger being that it heavily favors politics that worry only about immediate results and not longterm because in the longterm they won't be there.
A "dictator", monarch, whatever you want to call it, has a much bigger reason to care about the future.
>he imagined having friends that invited him places rather than him having to ask to tag along and get ignored anyway
>join a random thread
>pretend to be a shitskin
>say that the west will soon fall to us
>entire thread goes crazy
>>59029291
i'm fine
>>59029396
I do that too, except the part about pretending to be a shitskin
>>59029396
>post in Spanish
>watch the (You)'s roll in with a thousand CHI's
>>59029396
>join Vietnam War thread
>write something autistic about how the US actually won
>watch everyone freak out
every time
>he imagined himself Jesús christ during cathechism
>>59029466
>make a thread about emu war
>say we won
>/int/ implodes
>he imagined himself getting a Death Note
>he imagined himself as part of his favorite anime
>in that world he has a lot of friends
>and isn't an ugly fuck
>>59029050
Youre what's wrong with this world
>>59029396
>tfw I'm the american that makes the 'germans are russian rape babies' threads with the russian statues in berlin
>tfw I'm the american that makes most of the pro-ireland threads knowing it pisses brits/australians off for some weird reason
>he imagined himself playing in a band in front of the school auditorium
>he imagined himself saving a girl during a school shooting
I CANNOT FABRICATE THIS
>>59029515
isn't it fun
no one expects "smart" threads from Americans so you can just write the dumbest shit and get all sorts of replies
Life never gets any better
>>59029502
>writing Tyrone Washington and Muhammed Muhammed
>killing tens of millions
>He imagined Harry Potter taking him to Hogwarts
>He imagined a TV-Show character giving him pieces of advice
>He imagined a fight against the boyfriend of his crush where he wins.
>He imagined himself doing amazing tricks while playing the most popular sport in his school
>he imagined that he would get a girlfriend in highschool
>he imagined that his life would get better after highschool
>he imagined that his life would get better after college
>he imagined that his suicidal thoughts would one day go away
>he imagined that he would improve his life
>he imagined that his crippling social anxiety would get better
>he imagined that he could talk to fucking cashiers without spilling spaghetti
>he imagined that he would have already killed himself by now
>he is too much of a bitch to kill himself so he just has to continue suffering
>>59028385
Nah. I was a white knight. I only fantasized about shooting up defended enemies (like a police station terminator style) and i'd probably be talked out of it.
STOP
FUCKING S T O P
THESE ARE ALL LITERALLY ALL ME
FUCK OFF
>>59029701
hang in there senpai
we're all gonna make it...
>>59029700
I was the one American at Hogwarts and everyone loved me and Voldemort came and I defeated him and I fucked Hermoine
>>59029701
your life isn't actually that bad buddy
head on over to /fit/ and try improve yourself :)
maybe the desire to get a girlfriend will disapear whilst your over there
>he isn't smarter than 95.2% of the population
http://test.mensa.no/
>>59029748
>being American
>killing Voldemort instead of letting him burn Bongland to the ground
Just migrate to Canada already.
>>59029515
>>59029580
Busted. ;^)
>>59028351
Tyler, you could have called me before you offed yourself. I could have helped. Why did you do this>
>>59028473
wut?
>he imagined after loosing 70 pounds he wouldn't gain it back
>he imagined he wouldn't gain 80 pounds in 10 months
>he had literally 1 month in his life where he wasn't more than 20lbs overweight
>his legs are so fat that the thighs rub against each other and burn like hell after 2 hours
>he is american
>>59028351
>he imagined himself sucking the dicks of all the hot guys in the school
>>59028863
this ones pretty meta
>>59028749
Went to dark place there, friend.
>>59029925
>he didn't imagine himself burying himself in his best friend's thighs up against the wall and having him cum deep into his throat
>he never imagined himself and his best friends being sex friends
>he never fucked his brother before
get on my level
>>59028483
I did.
It was a complete failure.
I can still remember how the encouraging smile the girl gave me when i got up on the stage became one of disdain when i finished.
>he pretended he was asleep in every class when he was actually daydreaming about killing himself then and there
This thread genuinely hurts to read, makes my head feel hot and shit. So many of these posts fit me too well. On the other hand, I'm glad it's not just me. I thought it was just some specific autistic thing I do, especially the imagining myself singing in front of my friends and stuff.
>>59030032
it's normal, dude. Don't worry about it.
>he doesn't think the thread died because of him
>>59030147
this one's for (You), Myanbro
these threads bump slowly
>he doesn't realize that everyone stopped posting because he posted
>he doesn't realize that everyone is ignoring him for a reason
>he doesn't realize that she loved him too
>>59028798
Mexico lol
>>59029838
disable - to make unable or unfit; weaken or destroy the capability of; incapacitate
>>59030147
>>59030234
Doesn't all threads go into stasis after the peak was reached?
>>59028684
I wouldn't watch of my own life tbqh
>tell yourself that things are going to get better in college
>go to college
>think about committing suicide during freshman year
>actually attempt to jump off of the dorms
>a girl rushes to the roof
>she convinces you not to do it
>she talks to you
>you get added to her phone
>constantly text back and fourth
>confess to her
>she says yes
>go out on a date
>she invites you to the drama club
>you're surprisingly extremely gifted in acting
>make friends with other club members
>everyone praises you after practicing is over
>grades are improving and you're getting more and more credits
>do a final play
>thousands of people show up in the theater
>get showered in roses after show is over
>thousands cheer for you and your club
>roll to sophomore year
>get hot & steamy with your girlfriend
>pull up her shirt and suck on her nipples
>get ready to insert your dick into her
>wake up
>he imagined telling her that he loved her
>he imagined her pressed against his shoulder, her brown eyes looking at you
>he imagined stargazing with her late at night, cuddling against him for warmth
just fucking kill me /int/
>>59028483
I still imagine it at 21
>it's an anon saves the day by killing all the terrorists with his bare hands daydream
>>59028763
why the fuck would you cover for him anyway?
>>59030413
>try out lucid dreaming to finally get a gf and lose mental virginity
>practice for months
>everytime you are close to having dreamsex you lose control over your dream and wake up because your subconscious can't imagine what sex is like
>>59030480
I sometimes dream that I convinced a terrorist of not doing what he's about to do by pleading to the good in his heart.
Am I a pussy beta cuck?
>>59030480
Please please don't bring those memories back
i beg of you please don't
>>59030538
It is smelly, wet, and awkward. Smells a bit like fish.
>he dreamed about having a son to do cool stuff with despite being a boring autistic fuck
they had just come in and they were rampaging and they lined the class up and were shooting everyone one by one execution style and when she got up I charged in front of the bullet just in time
and then something happened where they had to run away and me and her could share my last moments with each other and we kissed
>>59030568
No, you're a good lad. I sometimes think out strategies to disarm them before they open fire, making sure the attacker can actually face justice.
>>59028920
Lad show some respect we're sharing a moment of international solidarity
>>59029355
>A "dictator", monarch, whatever you want to call it, has a much bigger reason to care about the future.
why? he doesn't even have to worry about being elected, he's even less required to care about the people than a president or whatever because all he has to worry about is the peasantry getting mad at him, and even then, if he has a good army, it's not a big deal.
>>59030011
What'd you do?
>When he was a kid, he imagined all adults would suddenly die leaving all children in the world alone.
>He imagined he would rally his friends and form a pseudo medieval society and slowly forming an "Empire"
>He imagined he would be able to brutally rape that hot girl from school who hates him.
>He is no longer a child so he cant even imagine that scenario anymore.
>>59028351
Actually I imagined them saving me from danger because I """was""" a beta cuck.
Do women have these kind of fantasies when they're young too? I bet every boy in the world has though about playing a song at a talent show for a qt or stopping terrorists.
What do girls in school fantasise about? Being fucked by the most popular guy?
>>59031334
or you're just a girl.
>>59031311
>Albertinho Barbosa's fantasy was about being KANGZ N SHEIT
YOU COULDN'T FABRICATE THIS
>>59031357
probably being popular and better than other girls
>>59031374
Kek
>this thread
FUCK
>be american
>imagine getting shot so I can escape this hellhole
>>59031442
that's literally one of my fantasies, onii-senpai
>>59031357
idk i fantasized about saving my crush from a burglar in his house, sometimes ended with me being shot, sometimes not, and sometimes if i was shot i miraculously lived because it didn't hit a vital point.
i also fantasized about turning into a tiger or a dragon or a bird and just flying away, or fight crime from the shadows or something. idk if this is common for chicks though, just because a lot of my interests and whatnot are atypical.
oh, yeah, lots of sex fantasies later down the line, too, though not from "the most popular guy". i think that's true for everyone, though.
>>59028483
I've had this one, and I'm almost 22
Except I don't have a crush because I don't talk to people
>>59028483
Never thought this.
>>59028483
DELETE THIS
>Like 16.
>In the Army Cadets.
>America invades Canada.
>Government calls up the Cadets to help defend the country.
>Save girl from school from being raped by American soldiers while decked out in army gear.
These are memories I'd rather not have.
>>59031357
Women are hardwired to always lean in favor of being adored and/or raising children.
So yah. They most likely aspired to become idols, celebs, and princesses with a bunch of hot vampire and werewolf guys watching her from afar
>>59029396
>go onto /tv/ for the first time in a month to shitpost about game of thrones
>it ain't me is actually playing
wew
>>59031546
Did they ever end up gang raping her?
Was literally only watching that show in hopes of that
>>59031774
Beats me. It was too painful to watch. Jesus!
The girl was a victim of constant abuse and sexual harrassment and yet, the SJWs are all drooling in jealousy.
And it got a S2
Just imagine the stench of the landwhales who kept on making these
>>59031912
>>59031946
damn that is some shit straight out of watamote
>>59029802
>thinking you're hot shit because you're above average
pretty sure 120-130 is the average iq for /int/ desu
>>59029001
wow
>She will never think of you as something other than that fat akaward kid
H-Hold me /int/
>he listened to skramz or screamo in high school
>he texted his crush but got ignored by the third reply
>he stayed up all night thinking in bed about the one time he talked to a qt before a major exam he flunked
>he jacks off x10 a week to hardcore interracial porn while his mom is 20 feet away while never getting even a kiss on the cheek from someone other than his mom
>he imagines converting liberal tumblrinas with his autistic interest in traditional American full-size sedans
>he imagines cruising and doing highway pulls in his dilapidated Crown Vic at 3am with said girl
>>59032490
this one hit too close
>>59028855
i had this one quite frequently my 3rd year of high school. then again, it was me and my buddy as the only guys in a class of ~15 girls. pretty great.
>>59032456
People listen to screamo in Korea?
>>59028385
>Brazil
Flag checks out 2bh
>>59032388
>being fat
u deserve it desu senpai
>>59028351
>he imagined himself being happy and feeling loved
>he imagined himself being a 14yo girl experiencing a complete different life full of pleasure and action
>>59032521
forgot to add pic
>>59032388
IKTF
;_;
>He imagined himself as a female and what it would be like to masturbate as a girl
>>59032503
Are you also a member of the Panther cult?
>he imagines swapping out his boat anchor 4.6 for a 5.0 Coyote or 460 all by himself
>he gets internally smug with how much his vehicle clashes with the ideals of the CURRENT YEAR
>>59028872
wew lad that's how I got my first gf and lost my virginity
>He imagined making America great again
>>59032718
>imagined
>>59028416
this is a mental disorder
witch i deeply suffer .
i cant manage my time, im just lost in my head all the time. Existence is a trap
>>59029065
DELETE THIS
>>59028763
FIZESTE BEM IRMÃO
>>59028416
I still do
>>59032780
We are the same
>>59028483
Once again, I still do this
>>59031311
>He imagined he would be able to brutally rape that hot girl from school who hates him.
kek couldn't be more correct, it was however more than one girl
>>59029001
same. now that I'm getting older i sometimes imagine myself as the revolutionary manager
>>59028351
>He imagined his own death and how much people would feel bad for mistreating me now that i'm gone only to wake up and remember there is no one who would really feel bad
>>59032580
I-i'll love you anon
>>59028483
>>59028872
This extends beyond those years. I still think that but it's been upgraded to me singing my soul out at karoke night or sometimes I pretend I'm in some Kind of Touring Band and I play near the city where my qt lives and she comes to watch me and is totally impressed and turned on
>>59028887
Literally me all the time
>>59028351
>it's the r9k leaks into /int/ episode again
I wonder why I stopped having these imaginations.
Internet probably made me dead inside
>mfw I've done most of these things
>>59028351
>implying I ever felt love or wanted to save anybody
>>59034805
It's not the internet, it's 4chan
But who cares anyway, not having feelings makes it impossible to get hurt
>he looked out the window of moving vehicles imagining a tony hawk game character jumping along the rooftops
>he imagined himself waking up as a completely different person in a different country surrounded by loving and caring family members
hahaha what a fucking loser
>>59028483
This shit is too real
>>59029256
My family was very poor coming to Canada lot of times we used water jugs to bathe as well
>>59035884
My family and I are willing to love you, though were muslim and you would only be allowed alcohol in your room only
THIS THREAD
AHHAHAHH HOLY SHIT HAHAHHHHAHEH WEW LITERALLY ME
LMAO HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M LITERALLY CRYING HAHAHAHAHAH
>he imagined moving to japan and joining a japanese high school and impressing all the nips there and getting a qt gf
>>59036562
It's okay, bro. We're all here.
>>59028749
Oh wow
>he imagined her
>my inner monologue puts cicero to shame
>can barely speak without stuttering
>>59029276
actually many of the terrorist attacks in europe over the last few years (not just isis) have been carried out by men who went to University
>>59029515
good lad
>>59036694
Thanks.
>he thinks he is better and smarter than everyone around him
>he imagined himself saving the day with his superior intellect
>>59029057
All the time tbqh
Shit would be so cash
>>59029065
DELTE DIZ ;_;
>>59030480
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT
>>59030234
>>he doesn't realize that she loved him too
Shit, I wish
>>59028672
Holy shit I always thought the same thing
:((((((((((((((((((((((
>>59028763
wtf why did you take it?
>he imagined himself being something in life
>can't do anything right and always fucks up when it seems everything is getting better
>still useless and beyond broke
>>59031357
Probably about cucking one guy after another
>>59029065
TOO FAR CUNT TOO FAR
>>59029050
i discovered 4chan from Funnyjunk
>>59029282
i still do
>he used to imagine things like this but now imagines his suicide
>he imagines his future prospects and a sucessful life full of achievement
>he imagined he would be King
>but now just a shitty Lib Dem councillor
I hate my job
>>59028351
I literally did this though. We had this thing where you run innawoods following a map to find checkpoints in gym class and this qt popular girl had tried taking a shortcut and got stuck in a swamp. This is in the far north and it was late autumn so it was really cold and she could've frozen to death pretty quickly as she was really wet. Nobody else was there since we were pretty late (you ran it individually) so I went out and dragged her out of there. I remember she was crying and shaking and just leaned on me while burying her head in my sweater as we walked back to find the teachers.
To this day it's the only intimate moment I've had with a girl.
>>59042433
S T O P
T
O
P
>>59042474
>swamp troll
>can't get laid
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>59042474
>she was really wet
>he didn't fuck her
You have no one to blame but yourself
>>59042603
We were 12-13, I didn't have a developed sexuality yet as I was late into puberty. I mean I liked being close to women but I had never watched porn and didn't know how to sex nor care for it.
>>59042666
Why didn't you at least continue to talk to her, Sven?
way too close to home but good thread lads
>>59042666
You should go back, rule #1 of swamps: fuck anything that moves
>>59042706
>have a nightmare in which I'm ugly
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>imagine what it is like to be pretty
>look in the mirror
>>59042785
lucky
>>59042779
I don't believe that is rule #1 of swamps
>>59042720
What do you mean? We were in the same class and talked many times. She had always treated me well (as anybody, she was a nice girl) so nothing really changed. She was popular and had an older boyfriend, I was one of the lower average losers and come high school I never saw her again.
Girls don't love you for things like that unless you're attractive, it's the harsh reality.
>>59042474
Hurri, you are a hero.
>>59042859
Your priorities are out of order if you believe that
>he always saw himself as a Sith rather than Jedi
These threads always make me realize how much of a supreme gentlemen I am.
>>59043030
I'm not well versed in swamp protocol but it doesn't sound right to me. All manner of foul and slimy creatures inhabit swamps.
>>59043150
is tfwnogf common in 3rd world countries also?
>>59043151
1. Fuck literally anything that moves
2. acquire tubers
3. turtleshell for rainwater
It's not rocket science dude
>its an anon gets paranoid about getting mugged but then daydreams that he could take on 5 armed robbers by himself daydream
>>59043329
Even frogs?
>>59043379
Life finds a way
>>59029311
>most of latin american problems would be solved with an autistic dictator
Nope.
>He imagined himself saying a joke to friends and that they laughed at it
>>59043485
>he imagined he had a group of friends
>>59028351
>he imagined performing some amazing rock song in front of the whole school
>>59028351
>He imagined raping the priest back
>Mfw all was a dream and she'll never come back
>>59028351
She was drunk one night and I literally grabbed her a second before a car hit her when she tried to cross the street. She never said thanks so to this day I wish I had let her get destroyed by that car
>>59028351
>he imagines himself having a 3way with two hot girls, but it ended up getting too complicated and he wasn't able to perform
I EVEN FAIL IN MY SEXUAL FANTASIES
SOMEONE KILL ME I BEG YOU
>its a "if theres a school shooter I can take him in armed combat" daydream
>>59031142
You actually don't know what's to live in any other thing that isn't a democracy, do you?
>watch K-on
>realize my life will never be as perfect as the Keions'
>>59028351
>he imagined tracking down all the people that bullied him as a kid and murdering them in brutal ways
Tomorrow's schedule is a bit different
I could wake up super autistically early and catch the polearm duels and the group finals
Sad to miss today though
>>59044192
>HE UNIRONICALLY POSTS THINGS IN THE WRONG THREAD
AAAAHAHAHA HOW EMBARRASSING CANNOT EVEN MAKE THIS UP
JUST
>>59043836
well i have never lived in anything that wasn't a democracy, no. bonus that it seems that there isn't a successful country that isn't bolstered economically solely by its numbers that isn't a democracy, so the results speak for themselves.
>he imagined himself and his class being stranded into a desert island and he getting status and attention from girls using his survival skill gotten from sitting in a comfy chair and watching some faggot survival shows on tv
>>59028488
(u)
>>59028416
Literally everyone does this.
>>59031374
underrated comment, greatest south american ally.
>>59028385
how did you know? that's all white kid dream
>>59029057
not sex, just groping her, which is bizarre now that i think of it
>>59028996
this
>>59029701
holy shit this was me
>>59043454
>alcoholic
>autistic
I'm both btw
>He imagined himself as the one who will awaken his people and fix what's wrong with his country, resparking nationalism and making the future better for everyone
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
>Liked girl in highschool
>After two years she started to ignore me and completely disregard qhatever I did
>It fucked up with my self-esteem so badly I have no idea if I'm even able to love someome else
>I say that because I actually had two "girlfriends" after her, that I was only interested in because I wanted to get my virginity lost already and never think about sex again
>First one turned out to be a tumblrwhale recently and was always scared of sex, we didn't have it but I'm afraid that after I actually create the courage to make a Facebook account and maybe even attain some sort of success she's going to come out screaming rape at me. Most we've ever done was shirtless kissing, but still.
>Other one was an awkward 3/10 girl I met that actually asked for my number and seemed really into me, we had "sex", or at least, penetration, but the condom was too tight and I couldn't get it hard - without mentioning that I didn't find her attractive at all, both physically or emotionally. I penetrated her with a half-chub that went away after a while.
>Thinking back, all of my successful female encounters involved the girl taking the first step, the only times I tried and was almost crying and out of breath, I got rejected
>these threads are the only way for me to air these feelings, as I have no one else to talk to
>always scared I will be somehow tracked down and made fun of
>always scared I always retell the same shit again and again
well at least I baked a cake for mom today
just a few more years until I can finally kill myself without remose
>>59048301
>the only way for him to get actual nostalgia this days is with short lived pastas and old memes
Unable to fabricate...
Guys please stop. This thread hits too close to home.
>>59049662
>tfw desperate for female attention
>start trying to get this girl's attention
>finally get it and lose all interest
>she started telling me she loves me but I don't
I don't know what to do because she's in 3 of my classes and I feel she will make my life hell if I reject her now
>he imagines himself in post-apocalyptic scenarios where a scared cute girl is relying on him for protection
>>59028351
>he imagined himself performing in front of the school a song from a video game and getting a standing ovation from everyone
>>59029502
Stop ;_;
>tfw I imaged myself going to the past as a super villian
>She imagined herself as part of the Keions
>She tried to join the school band but was not talented enough
>he imagined himself as a happily married man with a qt loving pure wife and a stable job
As if I ever had the courage to talk to a woman
HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>That one guy in your class who was like you but people liked him.
>That time when you could get along with people because you couldn't continue the conversation about this shallow trend.
>That one time when you fucked up an opportunity because you spilled spaghetti.
>He imagined that what he was living wasn't his life but a dream and that he would woke up as a kid in his bethroom again
>He imagined himself making the dankest memes
wow this thread really turned into r9k pretty fast
reminds me of those proto-meme advice dog spinoff frog threads years ago
>>59029701
Only one I can relate to
>>59028600
Shut up
I feel I'll make some big comeback in a few years and go from zero to hero
