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Cheeky sadiqi edition
What you up to lads?
>>59012600
Been hearing a lot about this guy, why is he so bad exactly?
here come dat boi!
patsy
Had a pint lads
cara
leelee
Kyary
>>59012664
watching todd margeret la, might play a cheeky game of company of heroes
paigey
>>59012670
He isn't.
missed the call to prayer lads
getting spam filtered lads
even the bots have clocked my post quality
Kyary
15th for cara
>>59012688
>chips in a bucket
Despise this meme
sophie
I'm so bored of the USA
>>59012658
>Hiring unneeded workers
Think you mean developing future leaders who otherwise wouldn't be able to get a foot in the door because recruitment in general is baised against them because they come from poor ethnic backgrounds, shit-tier schools and low aspiration lifestyles.
>>59012715
Noice m8
caralads dead
>>59012815
I have nothing against training them and giving them experience
I don't think they should get paid for it
I fuck everything up.
Me in Amsterdam
dunno who I hate more:
right wingers who hate anyone not making a million quid a year and who think climate change isn't real cause 'Gawd' told them so
or
left-wingers who hate themselves and think muslims and niggers are more sympathetic/important than their own people and hate their own heritage/traditions
>>59012815
So they get this opportunity because they were born with the right colour skin and in the right city but all the working class white lads born in post industrial shithole in the North and Wales can just get stuffed?
>>59012886
What a pathetic way to lose your virginity
why you calling me a skelly
>>59012864
So how will they pay their rent whilst they're training if they're not paid?
Besides, you have to spend money to make money. These internships will result in qualified leaders who will develop and advance within the BBC.
KHAN'D
hahhahahhaHHAHAHAHAHHhHAHahhahahahhahahahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>59012664
what the fuck are those jeans supposed to be
gf just instagrammed this
>>59012886
>9/11
>>59012917
At least he lost his
>>59012931
Like the rest of us, living with their parents
What sort of age range are these jobs for? I guess if they are aiming at 30+ people its more reasonable
who wants to rim me?
>>59012688
Lookss pretty nice there lad. Not to fancy but nice.
>>59012910
White people get most of the jobs, Dave from Manchester doesn't need an apprenticeship because he's already been employed as a set dresser or some shit, where he can advance into management and eventually strategic leadership.
But he got the job at the expense of Rafiq from Brixton because of his accent and his crappy local school not unlocking his potential. So this is a way of balancing the scales.
I really want a hug.
>>59012886
yep
rather stay a virgin forever
not like you'll git gud by fucking a prostitute one time
i know where the good hole is anyway in case of emergency
>>59012978
whats this meant to be?
gf just sina weibo'd this
>>59012969
her other bf is not going to like this
>>59012978
K
H
A
N
'
D
>>59012960
There home jeans. Bit long so i rolled them up.
>>59012886
>tfw walking by and all the whores are pressed up against the windows trying to get people to come in
>>59013078
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naheed_Nenshi
>the mayor of calgary
>>59012895
no need to choose lad, when the day comes we'll lampposts enough for all of them :^)
>>59012931
What the fuck is your problem, Ahmed?
>gets offended by a snake eating a pupper
>eats meat
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/halal-horror-house-undercover-video-7871779
>>59013063
>>59012969
Where did you get these photos of my wife?
>>59013092
would sweatpants or something not be better for faffing around the house m8?
>>59013033
White people get most of the jobs because white people make up most of the country
A small proportion of white people who come from middle class and upper class backgrounds get most of the top jobs
This excluding people based on their skin colour on purpose just means that if you went to a shit school and have a shit accent but are white (like so many in the post industrial North and Wales) you someone deserve less than a black person in the same situation
>>59013140
are you actually the original poster of this?
>>59013016
No but I would unironically love to rim a non-ugly girl
gf just orkut'd this
>>59013109
We're not indigenous people living on our native lands
The English are the first indigenous people in this history of the world who VOTED to be genocided.
KHAN'D
>>59013051
>>59013078
Immigration rate
Real talk: high-caste Indians are more attractive than Asians
>>59013189
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
Really enjoying Aesop Rock's new album, lads.
>>59013207
Indians are Asians
>>59013207
americanised indians
>>59013207
>high caste
WE
>>59013205
If I didn't know better I'd swear he (Trudeau) was trying to be ironic
Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow?
My normal trainers ripped and these are all I have, I think basic white with jeans is a good combo 2bh.
>>59012688
what city?
Pay jizya londoners
>>59013253
lol guaranteed replies
>>59013237
They can be attractive but often have a princess complex ime
>>59013235
they're pakis
>>59013253
Are you a 60 year old Indian man?
>>59013134
My problem is people who get butthurt about things that aren't racist and claim they are, because it makes arguing about actual racism that much harder.
It's like netanyahu claiming anyone disagreeing with Israeli foreign policy is an anti-semite.
And my name's Christopher.
>>59013169
So you're saying white northerners are incapable, and that recruiters treat them the same as minority applicants?
>>59013296
apparently american indians are really rude
>>59012600
Sangria is bleeding in spanish
>>59013235
wew
>>59013302
double wew
>>59013302
>pakis aren't from Asia
>>59013343
>Community of Madrid
sounds a bit commie
It's literally impossible to trace the purchase of the codes back to me
Just gotta buy them and post them with a VPN, I think
Maybe ditch the laptop for good measure
>>59013342
Honestly American culture turns everybody into shit. TAKE US BACK BRITAIN
spider in my bed lads
i scared him off but i'm not sure i can fall asleep with the knowledge he is down under the mattress protector somewhere
>>59013343
meet me in sol in 20 mins for a scrap
>>59013335
I'm saying that giving opportunities to people based on the colour of their skin while pretending it's because of their shitty local schools but then excluding white people who also went to shitty local schools and can't get good jobs is racist
big wank incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra-cNBhelso
reposting from yesterday
masturbated at least 6 times
>>59013407
yeah I've noticed that
nationalities that would usually be beta turn into loud mouthed overconfident cunts
big cum incoming
>>59013408
spiders = friends
new goal gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO1Uru_daAE
>>59013408
are you a girl
>>59013430
>>59013433
well timed
>>59013428
But white people who went to shit schools are still white, so don't start with marks against them like Rafiq does.
>>59013484
So you're saying all non-whites are incompetent?
Islam will dominate the planet
whos your waifu
>>59013484
Rafiq doesn't belong here so fuck him
>>59013517
I'm saying that when the majority of people hired by the BBC are white, there must be a reason.
When did giving someone less fortunate a helping hand become a bad thing?
>>59013549
just fuck off
they literally all look the fucking same
When they have these internships they're just going to go the middle class black/Asian people from already good backgrounds though lol
>>59013549
the plastic gook
>>59013335
Ahmed, shut the fuck up.
>>59013433
god that is fucking weird
are they hired by the bar?
>rain
thank allah
>>59013549
Sunny, Seohyun, Taeyeon in that order
With the news lads I think it's time to face facts, it's over.
White man come home.
>>59013436
Yeah it's sad, as a nation we need to collectively wind our fucking necks in tbqh
>>59013205
I find it extremely hard to believe that we have foreigners coming here at a quicker rate than the UK.
>>59013575
The reason is that the vast vast majority of people in the country try are white so if you're going by merit and trying to properly represent the population most jobs will go to white people
>>59013549
jessica > hyoyeon > yoona > yuri > shit > rest
Lads
Long story short, I'm completely white in appearance but I'm a minority with a muslim surname
Would I be eligible to apply for minority-only jobs?
Seen this guy live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgRUHIeaKOk
Is my bf here?
>>59013646
this
making those job minority-exclusive is an aberration
>>59013660
what the fuck is wrong with you
>Breitbart news
>>59013600
they're paid by the clubs/bars to bring in customers, customers buy drinks
for themselves and the "girls", bar makes money.
individual "girls" also sometimes offer extras *wink wink*
>>59013671
iraqi lad?
>>59013670
probably
>>59013632
Well you do
>>59013670
you dont look white at all mate. dont kid yourself.
>>59013625
Considering the weedman himself referred to Canada as "home" for your 25000 new Syrian refugees, I think it's a stretch to call Canada home for any white man.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=138_1462619198
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
>britsharias
>>59013693
who is your bf
>>59013433
...and there are lads who think having sex with them would be "gay." blows my mind.
>>59013373
kek i hate my anthem my flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heclG36dCH4
commie/100
bit my tongue
send help
>>59013590
Shit, I wonder if the guy who posted the job vacancy here the other week is the one who told them about it.
>>59013771
literally come fight me rn
>>59013748
>pale
>light eyes
>light facial hair
>burn like hell in the sun
yeah probably whiter than you mate
>>59013253
Top kek.
Velcro trainers went out in the 90s m8. If you want no laces get slip ons. Glad you went for GOLA and not Hi-Tech.
>>59013809
alright then
>>59013805
The guy who posted it here got it off Reddit haha
>>59013771
*my anthem and flag
>>59013770
you wouldn't even know they were lads until it was your turn to be bent over and fucked
>>59013819
>completely white but a rasheed name
wow sucks for you
Fuckin found that song I was lookin for.
>>59013819
post pic
whatever happened to Art Malik?
>>59013729
What's the source? Having lived in Ireland most of my life and lived in Wigan & London there's definitely more foreigners in England. Unless there's fuck all in Wales/Scotland and it's bringing down the rate?
>>59013754
I don't know his name
>>59013819
i like how you say 'light'.
more like you're light compared to your pooskin brethren.
>>59013873
2 of them are quite obvious I think
But if you were drunk yeah
>>59013712
Seems like good banter desu
>>59013897
how can you not know the name of your bf?
>>59013713
syrian
>>59013819
where are you from paki
>tfw you see "white" british people with brown hair, brown eyes and tanned skin
these are the people that call me non-white on /brit/ kek
Poleaboos mum and sister brought up his self-harming again
Convinced them it's possibly exma
But they're pushing for him to go to the doctors
>>59013889
what was it senpai?
>>59013933
I don't have a bf, I'm looking for one x
>>59013894
It's off Wikipedia
Yeah there are a lot more immigrants in England compared to the other 3 and they tend to cluster in certain towns and cities so it can seem a lot higher than it is
need a white trash trailer park yank gf
dont reply to him
>>59012600
>Sangria law
>Not Shakira law
You disappoint me, lads
post good tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV0ugZumyJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KU9i_sx4zM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z3KZTeWVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
>>59013971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87PZgweY-gY
pre chill
>>59013949
>where are you from paki
doxxable info
the gf
>>59013930
5:50
tell me you wouldn't fuck that
>>59014022
>overestimating the competency of the posters here
apparently my cousin used to be an extra on trailer park boys but quit because randy sexually harassed her lmao
Poleaboo got found out as a fraud but still play-acts the character on a Singaporean interpretive dance blog
>>59013416
sorry, i need an hour to be in Sol maybe another day
>>59014028
JANNY
I CAN SEE A NIPPLE
>>59014072
Shoulda told him to frig off
>>59013987
I'm taking applications
[email protected]
>>59014049
i would tbf
>>59014100
no worries tio. do u want to be my friend? i am nice
Total war warhammer
cop or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLGc4dWc4Dg
Remember wanking to this video back in the day lads?
Good times
>>59012600
>the day the memes became a reality
>>59013276
London, Sky garden to be precise
kek
you can make this into a sentence
>>59014105
the fuck is it doing all the way over there
>>59012787
what an enjoyable webm
>>59014179
This is why we need to leave the EU so we don't have open borders that allow this.
>>59014219
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys
>>59014084
no proof either way m8
>>59014185
oh yeah that's the building that melts cars
Wanks are getting more degenerate by the day lads
The slippery slope is real
>>59014252
lol i feel you breh
what shit you watching?
>>59014084
When did he get found out as a fraud
>Just got in from driving in the rain after having to drive through Rochdale of all places as I got lost
>Got a cheeky Mcdonalds
>Now in bed with the heated blanket, rain hitting the window
>Prometheus on Channel 4 HD + 1
>Shitposting on my new Mac
>Dog curled up next to me
I don't think I can get much comfier lads.
>>59014252
It was all over for me when I stopped caring about whether or not the tranny could pass.
>>59014162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6lL-CnNz-s
Go hard or go home lad
got caught by a builder having a cheeky wank in a portakabin/canteen once
>>59014028
Chebby cheb chebs
is anyone on /b/ older than 15? i hadnt looked at it in about 4 years
>>59014287
/r9k/ rang the court
how are the Labours viewed in Britain?
>>59014290
That does sound comfy :]
>Mac
>>59014330
i find that harder to believe than poleaboo's side
>>59014318
how the fuck am i meant to know?
>>59014318
Its a whole new type of cancer
There was old /b/, then newfag /b/, then literal cancer which has only appeared last year or so
All the threads are literally the same every day
>>59014318
so you're 19 now then?
>>59014290
that's Poleaboo's turf m8
>>59014330
can you link the thread(s)
>>59014383
/tv/ is the new /b/
>>59014405
I know, bit autistic but I got badly lost so I pulled up to try and have a think and I just thought that somewhere out there, very close, Poleaboo is dressing as a woman.
>>59014318
i feel like /b/ has its own culture seperate from the rest of 4chan
like its own memes and autism
Would you get beaten up if you dressed like this in London?
>>59014391
im 22 m8
>>59014383
i think what happened was a lot of their stupid memes and lolsorandumb humour started spreading to facebook. its weird seeing shit i usually associate with /b/ popping up on my newsfeed.
>>59014383
no, you're just getting older and transcending into a wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uizNcQcpK-8
Where is your God now
>>59014383
/b/ has been literal cancer for far FAR longer than a year.
Really the only high traffic board worth using is /a/. /tv/ and /v/ are LITERALLY unusable. /pol/ is pretty shit too when it comes to discussing politics but if you treat it like /race/ it fits the bill cleanly enough
>>59014488
*walks towards you*
hey dont speak to him like that!
>>59014483
22? woah
big boy pants now then
>>59014292
I'm not at that stage yet but it's only a matter of time
Hey britbongistan I though I'd drop by the say Europe is fucking over now you elected a pajeet as your mayor of england
Peace out
>>59014528
how old are you?
>>59014520
/a/ is a marvel
>>59014503
My god is Zeus and he lives on Mount Olympus
>>59014564
I'm 25 :3
>we need a party that is socially conscious and fiscally responsible
>>59014370
How? Some lad on /britfeel/ rang the court/sherrifs office/whatever and asked about the case details they said they hadn't heard anything like that
You can do it yourself as well I don't know why people still buy into his gimmick
>>59014561
>mayor of england
Chess rating dropped 150 today
>>59014627
and you just believed him?
>>59014627
Post a vocaroo of you ringing up or I don't believe you
>>59014614
i plan to retire from this website at that age
>>59014627
poleaboo's story is actually quite watertight
going to take more than that to convince me it's not real
>>59014617
OH
MY
Thinking about dropping acid and watching anime.
im so in love
>>59014712
bit late for acid isnt it?
>>59014712
What an extraordinary waste of acid
>>59014675
>>59014617
>babby just discovered /wsg/
>>59014712
Dyu eet
>>59014627
I don't really believe poleaboo is a real story, but there's no way a court would disclose any information about any cases without proof you had good reason to know.
>>59014677
I just got here a year ago so I'm enjoying the maymays
>>59014712
nigga I haven't even done acid but know that'd be a fucking waste
>>59014743
>neither of the webms are from /wsg/
I want NRx fags to leave.
>>59014617
link to post?
>>28402630
No
>>59014814
hate this fucking meme.
Shows how far Germany has come in the right direction
>>59014768
So you were 24, you discovered 4chan and decided to keep visiting?
Good god, most people are here because their either 15 or because they've not kicked the habit of visiting 4chan since they were 15..
London lads, how are you all doing?
I'm scared to look outside desu. I'm wearing earmuffs so I can't hear the executions.
Has sharia been enacted in all boroughs yet? Is the Queen safe? Is Buckingham Palace a mosque?
Has the military entered the area yet, or have we lost them too?
>>59014665
>>59014671
You can fucking check yourself you mongs, you think I'm going to bell the fucking Aberdeen sherrifs office in bed at 10:30 just to appease you? Get to fuck
>you can just call up and get information about criminal court cases
>>59014735
Never too late.
>>59014736
>>59014773
>le acid is only for looking inward and must be dropped in complete silence in a Tibetan monastery
Fuck off
>>59014748
Reckon I will.
>>59014869
this
>>59014861
it's been run into the ground now by people who don't get it but i enjoy the "proper" ones
craving a bf
>>59014868
wish foreign vagrants would be removed from european monuments
>>59014896
bet you were the one who thought meditating was to improve your imagination
>>59014869
Well I spending so much time on r/4chan I decided to make the jump
It's pretty cozy here
>>59014762
Court cases go on the public record after a certain period of time
do you honestly think a story like this wouldn't be in the local paper/ the tab? The tab has reported similar stories in the past
>>59014842
Fucked that up didn't you
>>59014879
You don't have to but if you don't why should I believe you
>>59014712
wrong time to take acid
t. acid user
>>59014814
dreadful post
Sadiq Khan is a pseudo-Muslim
Speaking of acid, it's always been something I've wanted to do but scares the shit out of me. What if you have a bad trip? What if it fucks you up for life?
>>59014905
same. really badly tonight.
>>59014945
me on the plinth
>>59014814
I don't get the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA
So this is it for the English race eh lads?
what was poleaboo's story again? all i can think of was that he had a chinese housemate and he pissed in his milk or something like that
>>59014948
Have never had it but apparently acid is one of the safest drugs in the world provided that you get LSD and not some fake nbome shit
A bad trip is temporary, the only permanent effects are if you already have some rare genetic condition(?) that causes you to have flashbacks or something
>>59014996
ribena
>>59014996
fuck off newcunt
>>59014977
Yanks are so melodramatic
If zac goldsmith was mayor mass migration would continue and so would the increase of Islam
We've had a white conservative mayor for the last 8 years
>>59014905
>>59014959
bit gay
>>59014973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whd8VcW2ViM
first jojo season used roundabout as the ending theme and it played into the cliffhangers
>>59014948
>What if you have a bad trip?
depending on how bad of a trip, you either take it like a man or get scarred for life
>What if it fucks you up for life?
extreme unlikely. mental trauma (for life) and depersonalization, fogginess, anxiety, etc for a few weeks are possible tho.
>>59014880
Court cases are public record you mong
>>59015024
Is that thing about how it stays in your body for a really long time and can be triggered at random even after your trip true?
What about that one where if you've done acid you can't be a doctor or some shit because it can be detected in the body?
>>59015033
/brit/ is something i have spells of browsing and then not browsing, i forget things.
>>59014996
stalked Polish girls m8
filmed one in the bathroom
>tfw first bad trip
hurt my ankle loads
>>59015024
Most people get flashbacks, it's not rare.
>>59014880
You can literally just turn up on the day and observe any case you want
>>59015024
>the only permanent effects are if you already have some rare genetic condition(?) that causes you to have flashbacks or something
stop spewing shit, faggot
permament/semi permament damage is possible for anyone, althought it will probably not "fuck you up for life"
Ironing my new shirt lads
I'm gonna look totes qt
>>59015106
Too stronk and manly. I want a twink bf I can cuddle.
>>59014948
I am permanently brain damaged from taking acid 20 times in 6 months
>>59015130
You realise you can literally just show up in court and watch, right?
>>59015095
>this nervous little shit-for-brains ponce
>>59015142
>permament/semi permament damage is possible for anyone
fuck that then I'm never trying it
had a bad trip on mushrooms once
>>59015095
>Is that thing about how it stays in your body for a really long time and can be triggered at random even after your trip true?
no
>What about that one where if you've done acid you can't be a doctor or some shit because it can be detected in the body?
no
>>59015183
Did you have a nice fall?
>>59015081
>anxiety
even that would be enough to put me off it. ive became anxious for spells from smoking weed before and i'm a heavy smoker anyway. anxiety is an awful feeling and you wonder if youre going to be able to live properly or just be trapped in that mindset forever.
Business idea: Stop posting now so I can get the ebin first post in the next thread
>>59015172
Guess you're never trying alcohol either then
>>59015091
after a verdict has been reached
>>59015183
were you in a forest
>>59015154
>not wanting to a fucking slave whore with 0 worth to your b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ master
Psychedelics are terrible for your mental health. Just because you can't OD on them doesn't make them "safe".
i was in a hotel room with one freaky bitch, she was masturbating with a banana
>>59015160
Liar
Must have been mammoth doses to get over the tolerance
>>59015194
I cant smoke weed without getting mad anixety attacks and dystopic terror, but I can do psychedelics just fine lmao
>>59015227
Not if you use them sparingly
>>59015169
whoops replied to the wrong post
sorry anon
>>59015170
I assumed it was bullshit but it's one of them urban legends that have become genuinely heavily believed.
Like that one about daddy long legs being the most poisonous spiders in the world but not having sharp enough teeth to pierce the skin.
dude weed lmao
>running a half marathon tomorrow
>it's going to be 25 (twenty-five) degrees
>>59015216
I would feel bad treating my bf like that. During sex, maybe, but I want cuddles and kisses and spooning and all that nice stuff.
>>59015238
Well I did ramp up the AL-LAD through 600, 850 and then 1200ug, and I posted here while I was tripping, the big one was on February 28th last year.
>>59015273
remember what i told you m8
there will be water stations along the way, you'll need to take on more fluid
if they have energy gels, have those too
>>59015227
only because they temporarily open your third eye and make sober experiences seem dark, depressing, and terrifying in comparison
doing a big narstie rn
>>59015324
I want that so badly. :(
>>59015227
>>59015341
*if your pineal gland is calcified shut normally
>>59015341
I second this
It's not DUDE WEED LMAO it's some metaphysical shit mane
>>59015209
How else would the public know when the fucking court date is? You realise you can sit in on any public court case right? They aren't done in secret under cover of darkness
>>59015374
gay
>>59015324
>clearly defined top and bottom
shit tier desu
>>59015329
niggers might steal the water again
friend of mine's wanting to go to japan and study the language and find a job there for a while
i tell him its a bad idea
me and the gf having one of our spats
>>59015446
rasheed
>all this pvc hype with celebs now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVYTzauIb_4
MUH DICK
>>59015446
>gif
fuck off
>>59015393
nah
not all men are created equal
was a no-wiper
>>59015324
Do you have any more like this? :)
are google results all in black text for anyone else
>>59015558
fat shit
