evening edition
crayon pop
kpop desu lads
>>59010300
make another post like this and I'll fucking hang you myself you jumped up little twat
lel
Kyary
quim
leelee
over my oneitis lads. going to enjoy this frustrated-love-free interval while it lasts.
Reckon I could get away with shagging mates GF without him finding out?
Kyary
>Grandad where were you when 10 time CL winner leicester won the league for the first time?
>Well child, I was on this finnish herring discussion imageboard
>>59010230
dont know if youre pulling my leg or not
2nd ones alright not as good as first
>>59010270
omfg is she ok?
>>59010282
Jean-Pierre was having fun at the party. I was here.
>>59010362
carry on like this and I'll fucking floor you, no qualms
>>59010311
don't be a fucking cunt
>>59010312
me on the right
>>59010259
good post
>>59010321
why would I lie
it wouldn't even be funny
>>59010311
I reckon you could get away with necking yourself even easier
turning schizo lads, not fun, not fun at all
Why do you hate brown people, /brit/?
They just want to live a peaceful life.
So alone that I've started dreaming of sitting with a group of friends and watching a movie and one of the girls in the group nonchalantly drapes her legs over mine as she fixes her socks. That's how low I've sunk. Help me lads.
>>59010348
Not a cunt if he never finds out!
>>59010311
In theory yes but I think subconsciously you'd find a way to let it slip
>>59010388
you're a cunt just for thinking about it
Getting salty trying to find this song I can't remember the name of or any of the lyrics. Only the music video. Posted on leddit and still nobody has found it.
hate leicester
they make normies happy
and i fucking hate normies
>>59010373
I'm kinda schizo myself even though I don't suffer from delusions and illusions
wierd
If you steal our words, do it correctly and say "animaux", not "animals".
>>59010388
guess how i know you are rusing me
perfidious prospective cucker
>>59010454
oh yeah, big man you aren't ya
think you're fucking nails don't you
well I'll tell you this for free, you'll be shitting fucking bricks when you meet me face to face
>Learn Korean pronunciation from watching kpop variety
>Koreans say I sound like a girl
ffs lads
>>59010355
was that his oneitis behind the counter perhaps
>>59010355
Noble death desu.
>>59010374
Because they destroy our culture with their own.
Whenever I get s drink at subway out the machine it always tastes like shit desu lads
Please no gore..
/brit/ more like /amazing general with funny and charming people/ hahahah btfo
for the record i don't even like posting here. i just do it out of habit
>>59010423
les français sont des animaux
janny about to lose his nut
snakekillingapuppy.gif
Evening lads.
Drinking rum alone, desu.
>>59010493
Nobody likes posting here 2bh
looking up flats on spareroom with cute girls looking for flatmates, fantasising about moving in with them and crying in bed when they bring guys back to fuck
>>59010499
i could go for some heavy petting right now lad
meow
death...
yes...
death is good
Is Justin Trudeau basically Canadian Tony Blair?
It begins
>>59010406
Why??
>>59010523
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59010533
Where are you in Australia?
I'm genuinely happy to see Europe turning brown, we should learn to accept the inevitable.
Europe no longer belongs to us and that's ok.
>>59010501
jeez louise
>>59010282
oh shit
>>59010523
>gif
fuck off
>>59010552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4kIrhwA6-c
>>59010558
Got to get those birth rates up somehow hahahahahahahanah
bullet hell is very difficult, holy shit. it's gonna take me forever to beat the Lich
>>59010552
More a Canadian David Walliams.
>>59010574
What's it to you pal
>>59010575
PING PONG
>>59010501
Literally the fault of the person pushing the pram tho.
The driver even swerved to avoid them and the person pushing literally ran into it's path.
Did he want the kid to die?
>>59010575
LOL
>>59010501
just reminds me of all the edits on /gif/ with the mario music and such
>>59010501
poor guy. not his fault and he knows his life is fucked
whers pirata
>>59010311
whenever you feel like shagging her have a wank, and then when you're finished the wank you'll probably feel disgusted/bad. remember that feeling well for the next time a real life opportunity presents itself to shag her. it wouldnt be worth it m9
>>59010558
As someone who always faps to interracial porn, this pleases me.
Working tomorrow, lads, then I have 2 days off..
Gonna have to try and get some drugs for those 2 days.
>>59010630
except he was driving at twice the speed limit
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT WHY DONT ANY OF YOU SMOKE WEED HAHAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOT HAHA JESUS CHRIST KILL YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*tent/home gets blown away by a light breeze*
>>59010501
why the fuck would you jaywalk with a fucking pram, dumb cunt
>>59010671
he got the girl
>>59010671
Did she die
>>59010682
is that girl on the right from that candid webm where a guy filming her at some pop-up cafe gets clocked?
>>59010625
Because I'm coming over and going to knock you the fuck out.
>>59010721
>jaywalk
SPOTTED THE FUCKING YANK
>>59010703
what drugs
>>59010691
YE BEST START BELIEVIN IN GHOST STORIES MESS TURNER
Any suggestions for digital transferable goods I can buy via paypal?
I want to buy shit and give it to my best friends (/britfeel/) and I might get you guys some shit too
You might sleep, but you will never dream
>have lived in the same place for nearly 20 years
>people often compliment me on my voice
>including locals, foreigners, friends, professionals, drunken strangers etc
I dont understand desu
>>59010703
I'm your boss, we're having a drugs test when you come back to work.
You've been warned.
>>59010721
>jaywalk
>pram
Foy
takeaway
>>59010756
give me a synonym you little shit
>>59010711
>Someone is going twice the speed limit!
>Better not avoid them!
>>59010817
cross the road
>>59010783
steam games
>>59010751
Then you already know where I'm at :^)
Bring it on. I'll flip you over and fuck you in the ass. (No homo)
>>59010750
doubt it
>>59010772
Weed, diazepam, codeine, coke. Anythiiiiiiiiiing to lighten up my mundane life. If all else fails and I can't even get weed I'll just get pissed.
>>59010802
Yeah right. If my company did a drug test they would lose half of their work force.
>>59010410
What was the music video mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE-IVE-IVE
Need an intervention to stop me from destroying myself
>>59010828
I hate you
>>59010850
Alright
What title will everyone appreciate?
>>59010864
ah yes, just yank him upwards after a major spinal injury
Here you go then London cucks, enjoy your sharia and enjoy your mayor. This is how most muslims feel even if they don't speak about it openly.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=138_1462619198
>>59010892
little miss poleaboo, ban evading again? very poor form
>>59010873
Worth a shot I guess: https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/4i9oqw/tomtmusic_video_bare_feet_walking_over_peeled/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWRKHlgQjUE
moving into the next phase of my psychedelic awakening
>>59010892
viscera cleanup detail, everyone will love it
>>59010892
That I can't answer, you must search your heart
The black lad next door is shagging a lass and I can't hear my anime because of her moans.
What do?
>>59010886
Gonna get you like a space boy
I'm ready babe
*plays the cytuba*
bit more like sit
what is an argument?
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2016/03/30/sadiq-khan-there-are-too-many-white-men-on-transport-for-lon
>>59010921
>vegetarian
>amiugly
fuck off you fucking cretin
>>59010972
not that
>>59010870
>Yeah right. If my company did a drug test they would lose half of their work force.
We'll see.
>>59010941
Football Manager 2016 it is then
>>59010942
record it, upload and profit
>>59010929
have you reached the 7th gate yet?
Amyone else here clinically depressed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl5JrUURGcA
hmmm
>>59011016
No, but the destruction of the white race and the islamisation of Europe depress me.
>>59010980
Did anyone watch that channel 5 underground documentary episode the other day?
It was a class of new recruits and almost every single one was a black or Asian man except for 2 white women
>>59010460
To be fair, anybody that intervenes might have been implicated in a probably homicide, whilst ignoring it would reap no consequences whatsoever.
I know I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
>>59011016
Have thought about suicide every day for about 8 years
>>59010590
Whaaaduuuup
>>59011008
scanning your pineal gland........OK
pineal gland status........100% calcified
>>59010984
I go there to give advice and give myself a confidence boost 2bh.
>No, but the destruction of the white race and the islamisation of Europe depress me.
>>59011025
easily stolen phone
also me handing out the metro in the orange jacket
rip :<
>>59011069
go fucking stay there you ugly twat
>>59011079
Rasheed
/pol/ pls fuck off.
>so you wanna nosh or wot
>>59010980
confirmed for being an infiltrated integrist muslim tbf
all those progressive reforms are pixie dust
his real objective: total control
Having a root canal on Monday. Not really bothered, just wanna get it over and done with. Fucking expensive though!
Anyone had one before?\
If the government really cares about reducing pollution then why don't they redesign the roads and traffic laws for efficiency rather than tax the shit out of petrol?
For example cars are more efficient at higher speeds so increase speed limits.
My car is most efficient at 90-100mph so why isn't this the speed limit?
Also stop putting traffic lights every 100m causing stop start traffic which also reduces efficiency.
>>59011039
I wish that was my bollocks
>>59011039
fucking niggers i swear
>>59011094
Lol why so hostile
>>59010711
>mfw it was that retard's fault for pushing a pram on a a road
>mfw the driver will still get done in court for speeding and will have to shoulder the blame even though it wasnt his fault really at all
poor cunt.
>Hello, I am a vegetarian
>any English word that is not used in the UK is instantly labelled yank vernacular. Even if it's used in Australia, Canada or New Zealand.
>pom logic
ahh yes i DO trust the judgement of sadiq khan voters
>>59011133
if they cared about reducing pollution they would ban meat
>>59011133
the petrol taxes the bonuses its disgusting
did the man kick the ball?
>>59011185
>Canadians aren't yanks
fuck off yank
reply to this post
>>59011133
>muh efficiency is more important than preventing death
fuck off to germany
>>59010921
Sounds like a shitpost to me, but I don't know
>>59011177
That man looks like a potato
>Bored all day
>Suddenly remember I have some weed
Gonna work on opening my 4th eye today lads.
Where are acceptable places to get your ears pierced as a man?
>>59011267
tattoo parlor usually
video games have been shit since the early 90s
always tried to keep up with the industry (PS2 and PS3), and while you had one or two good games here and there (mostly fighting games ie MK/WWE/DBZ titles) the rest were just boring as fuck
>level one: run 5 metres north
>CUT SCENE!!!
>run another 3 metres
>CUT SCENE!!!
I liked when you were just some unnaturally palleted animal or an inexplicably underaged ex-cop jumping on and punching things and getting from left to right
>>59011133
Yeah this 2bqh
Was going past a school the other day and it was a 20mph limit the cunts
If they really cared about the environment they'd make it 200mph at the very least
>>59011188
fuck, i feel bad for that old lady.
>>59011188
>being beaten up by weak, little, small dicked ASIANS
Fucking hell, just end it.
>>59011274
make way for teh king! XD
>>59011242
Where is the evidence that suggests higher speeds increase likely hood of death?
The autobahn must be a graveyard!
do you seriously just spend all night refreshing this general and shitposting
>>59011248
The song is pretty average I've just been thinking about it randomly and it'd be cool to find it just for the satisfaction now.
>>59011267
do it yourself
>>59011324
100mph in urban areas is obviously going to cause accidents
we're not talking about motorways are we
>>59011359
No I don't refresh it auto updates
>>59011188
CHAT SHIT...
>>59011359
n-no mum
>>59011385
I could easily do 100mph in urban areas. Just keep stupid pedestrian cunts off the road.
>>59011231
>choosing ONE word out of an entire post to scrutinise
ahh yes i DO trust the judgement of literal 4 year olds
>>59011294
rocket league is a fairly old fashioned game that has seen huge popularity recently, have you played it?
>>59011433
it's still refreshing the page
ur not smart
>>59011439
GET BANGKOK'D
>>59011188
How enriching! That old lady is a fucking pussy.
>>59011188
what was the story behind this
might rape someone tonight while they sleep lol
Good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrmnaAXB3WM
>>59011188
no idea why anyone travels to Thailand 2bh
>>59011294
Sounds like you're just a grumpy cynic fat spacker
>work in call centre
>polish customer on the phone
>keeps on saying "oy vey" whenever i tell him something bad
I thought hitler killed all the polish jews
>>59011494
good lad`
>>59011441
Shit bait
Plumber or electrician lads? Which should I pick
>>59011494
Poleaboo abhors rape
Unless it's a power/revenge thing and not purely sexual
have any of you lads had the experience of being drunk in poland?
>>59011537
Plumbers are better with their hands and know how to get down and dirty on their back - so I'd go with a plumber.
>>59011443
How did that knock him out?
>>59011500
Knife Party went shit after Rage Valley
Wonder what the Queen thinks of how diverse London is becoming
>>59011572
What was his issue?
>>59011494
please be me
>>59011516
What
>>59011516
Why did that manhole blow up?
me and the wife
>>59011641
fucking NORMIES reeeeeeeeeeee
>>59011680
gas leak most probably
>>59011638
probably loves it the neo-socialist hag
airing my glans
>>59011680
blew up in your dad's manhole tbqh
daily reminder if you have ever been or wish to travel to anywhere between these red lines then you are a rasheed.
so which is? are you gay for rasheed??
been having some really weird vivid dreams/nightmares lately
think my third eye is slowly being pryed open
gore lad post some isis webms
>>59011452
the only game I even play anymore is candy crush when I'm bored at work
>>59011294
who cares
>>59011695
there was another one of these where the bride smeared cake on the groom's face and he slapped the shit out of her
>>59011724
Not rasheed if you're colonising spain / Portugal for white expansion.
>>59011724
>Gibraltar
>third world
>>59011792
spain and portugal are poor and shitty moorish lands
cant wait for this yank election to be over
>>59011724
>tokyo
>third world
>>59011741
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS
REEEEEEEEE
>>59011799
>sand where grass should be
Ra
Sheed
>>59011836
correct.
>>59011817
Isn't claiming shitty clay for your own kind of the point of colonialism?
>>59011724
>new york city
>third world
Noticed at the cash point today you could withdraw money by scanning your card on a contactless thing instead of inserting and entering your pin
>>59011836
>super inflation
>violent as fuck without defeat american economic imperialism
Rasheed
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/07/whites-need-not-apply-bbc-advertises-black-asian-minority-positions/
>Whites Need Not Apply: BBC Advertises ‘Black, Asian, Or Minority’-Only Positions
>A range of British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) television departments, programmes, and radio stations are currently offering highly desirable, paid internships, but white people are prohibited from applying.
>Creative Access – an organisation, registered as a charity, which offers placements at “many of the UK’s top media organisations” – has listed a number of BBC placements on its website, demanding applicants are only from “Black, Asian and non-white minority ethnic backgrounds”.
>The website’s list of opportunities shows that all but four of the positions currently available are for jobs at the publicly-funded BBC, and Creative Access is funded by the British tax payer despite its charity status.
>Amongst Creative Access’ advisory board is Lord Finkelstein – one of the longest standing advocates of the Conservative Party’s “modernisation” – and former executive editor at The Times newspaper.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Finkelstein
>Religion Judaism
Hmm really makes you think
the gf
>he spends time debating low culture like tv, movies and video games
looks like the chemtrails are working
>>59011929
How many people are on the advisory board though?
>>59011893
>niggers playing basketball in the streets
rasheed
Polska raid.
Stop stealing our jobs fockin' wankers.
>>59011799
comfy
>>59011929
okay so how is this not racism? HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT RACISM
I swear to fucking god this is the kind of shit that makes people start massacres
>>59011997
JEBAC POLACY WYPIERDALAJ
ANGLI DLA ANGLICY
>>59011727
fuck off paki
>>59011929
just a coincidence lad
>>59011887
i didn't mention colonising
>>59011929
White people can already get jobs because nobody is discriminating against them.
Helping others get the same opportunities that your skin gives you by default isn't favouritism or racism. It's fairness.
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2016/03/30/sadiq-khan-there-are-too-many-white-men-on-transport-for-lon
>There are currently 13 white men on the Transport for London board and just three women. Khan said he would ensure the board better reflected the "diversity" of Londoners if he becomes mayor.
>"I will reshape TfL's board," he said during a speech in Brixton this morning.
>"It needs to better reflect London's diversity in the interest of Londoners. Did you know there are 16 people on the board of TfL? Thirteen of them are white men. Thirteen. Think about it . It only has three women on it. That's less than one in five."
>He suggested the needs of women and ethnic minorities were being neglected as a result.
Hmm really makes you think
>>59011953
Very good
>>59011955
stay woke
>>59012037
You shouldn't hire based on race you should hire based on suitability for the job
>>59011695
>i'll humiliate my husband on our wedding day, it will be so cute!
Wew lad, gonna put my shorts on for the first time this year. It's getting hot
>>59011955
>not wallowing in your ineffectuality
America has won, lad. Time to call it quits.
>>59012037
The link you replied to is literally discriminating against white people.
Post height and weight
6'0" 80kg here
