Why is America so good at breakfast?
because you are good american
>>58997374
Because you've been shot by lunch.
Gotta make that 1 meal count.
>>58997374
Daddy Britain and momma France gave us a good baseline back in the day. We just went and improved their recipes.
>>58997833
>Improving on British cuisine
Not hard, our food is shit
>Improving on French cuisine
No you haven't.
>>58997374
>Eating fast food ever
>Eating fast food for breakfast
You're making us look bad.
>>58997374
>not fasting until 1pm
>>58997374
Is that a rag in the middle?
>>59003767
It's a fluffy scrambled egg
>>59003849
You use scrambled eggs to wipe your tables? Doesn't get much fatter than that.
>>58998115
>French cuisine
boiled frogs and stinky cheese? Yes, they improved it, by completely abolishing it
>>58997374
I am on 6th month cut and these threads always reminds me I am hungry, GG USA.
>>58997591
>he doesn't know about second breakfast
>>58997374
>>58997374
Must be our talent for making junk food
>>58997374
What the fuck is the egg doing there
>>59005830
MY FUCKING DIQ
>>58997374
One thing where English cuisine is good at
>>59005936
Bacon benis. Would suck 5/5
>>59004007
You do know that frogs are commonly eaten in Italy, right? And I'm pretty sure the stinkiest Italian cheeses can easily challenge the stinkiest French cheeses. Not even mentioning casu marzu.
>>59005830
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>>59005936
that's one gorgeous looking fry up
Would you?
It's my dream to one day travel to America and go state to state eating your wild and crazy food inventions. I suspect I will die afterwards but worth it.
>>59006537
Nigga please, I know fatasses who could eat twice that much in the car on the way to breakfast.
>>58997374
Your life without waifu is shit
>>59005840
just yolking around
>>59006538
Be sure to visit Vermont. They cover everything here in sharp cheddar, Applewood bacon, and maple syrup. It's fucking food paradise.
t. Burlington resident knower.
>>59006538
Plan your trip around at least one state fair (doesn't matter which one). You won't regret the spectacle.
>>59007228
Will do. I've never had maple syrup, sounds interesting.
>>59007539
I shall uncover your secrets and eat all the fried bacon.
>>59006061
>>59006537
Why do they have a fucking 1-hour time limit? If I paid $20 for fucking breakfast I better be able to eat it in peace.
>>59007605
State fairs are something else man, you'll enjoy it.
>>59007881
Generally you're only charged for giant challenge meals like that if you're unable to eat all of it in the timeframe given.
>>59007881
I don't know if it applies to that pic but more than a few restaurants here will waive the price of a novelty meal if you eat the whole thing in under an hour; usually something like a 96oz steak and a pound of potatoes, or a comically oversized hamburger. They make a huge production out of the challenge.
