In this thread we post what is the first thing we would do if we woke up one day and we were a japanese person
Me? I'd kill myself instantly
And you??
>>58993628
I'd play a quick game of seppuku then I'd commit sudoku
put mom's panties on head, molest some schoolgirl in public, shout "you scum gaijin" at a random white person and finally suicide bomb korean embassy
WHY AM I NOT SAMURAI RIFE NOT SO FAIR I HATE THIS STUPID WORLD!! FUKR U!!
I'd kill myself instantly by seppuku
>>58993773
Polak here has the right idea 2bh
>>58993773
Only correct answer
Work and exploit forex for usd
Do I get to be a girl?
Depends, am i just changed to a jap or do i wake up in japan aswell?
If first, i just kill myself. Japs in germany do nothing good.
If second, i enjoy the true otaku lifestyle and enjoy the world of true 2d.
>>58994303
you wake up in your bed as a jap, nothing else is changed
>>58994378
>jap in a world of weegies
I'd last maybe ten minutes if I ever stepped out of my front door.
blyad
how i can drink vodka without getting asian flush
how i can drink milk with lactose intolerance
how i can live being cubefaced shitty asian
*commits sudoku*
>>58993628
Well I guess the first thing I do is try to think of how I'm going to explain this to people I know. They're certainly not going to believe that I just became a jap. Unless my friends and family also became Japanese.
Being Japanese isn't so bad.
>>58993628
Make a respectable middle class life for myself by working endless hours so that I could then commit seppuku like a Japanese gentleman.
You can only wear the clothes of your mom (already gone), go to the near station by bicycle (taking 2h), sleep on the empty train with no purpose, look for whites finally you recognize there is no whites in your town.
Moreover, posting "I'm rich/smart unlike you" "I know the truth" on 2ch and "filthy Korean is..." on 4ch.
Misery rural japanese.
>>58994856
>>58993628
one rangeban wasn't enough
>>58993628
Fuck off back to China.
>>58994945
because white australians aren't known for their racism at all, of course I'm a gook!
suck my cock
