I'll never be a ninja in 15th century Japan

>>58989370
would commiting seppuku be cultural appropriation?

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>>58989370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw
what did he mean by this?

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>you'll NEVER EVER be an Edo period ronin, master of the sword, laying waste to the measly peasants who dare come in your way, bathing in their blood, and doing part time shakuhachi playing in the entertainment district to attract the ladies
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU

>>58989370
Ninjya is today of FBI and MI5, that's kinda boring job I think.

>>58989370
>ywn be the Shogun
>ywn fight against rebellious daimyo
>ywn unite Japan
It hurts

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>>58989399
>cultural appropriation
sweden is at it again

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>>58989722
HORY SHIT FUCK THIS CRUEL WORLD

>tfw my name is Naruto

>>58990298
Do you run with your hands behind your back?

>>58989990
nah nigga

>>58989370
Give it up. But you have a chance to become a Japanese.

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>>58990298
What do you think of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZy9Q07qCYQ