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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
Continued from >>58982176
this isn't the main arena is it? Looks even smaller than usual
Tea girl
second for NZ
NZ gonna get BTFO again
>>58988697
African fighter coming through
Haka is getting a bit fucking much
>>58988754
Same as the last year
>>58988697
First for liberation
>it's kiwi magic that doesn't work episode
what are the kiwis doing?
First for murrica
>>58988795
Self-buffs.
>>58988795
Designated Kiwi musical number
>>58988797
>4 - 0
>Because one yank tripped they didn't get a perfect win
>haka
should have entered with a chain of severed heads or something, dancing isnt scary when you have a metal armor
>US and NZ fighting
hope they wipe each other out t.bh
>>58988833
>>58988828
>>58988819
well seems like they should change tactics
BURGER'D
>>58988893
Literally happy merchant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBBvA_Iak4
21v21 from first day
Dark Souls 3 PVP will return in an hour and 15 minutes lads.
>>58988795
Losing
>get back from lunch
>they go on a break
COME BACK AND FIGHT
How will you rank the teams in terms of chance in winning with their dreamteam?
#1 Russia
#2 Ukraine
#3 Poland
#4 Germany
#5 US
#6 Canada
#7 Israel
#8 Denmark
#9 - The rest
Did they say 2pm? How llong is that?
>>58988973
russian and ukrainian military
french
the rest
>>58988991
20 minutes.
>>58988991
In 1h15 since CR is on GMT+1 iirc
>>58988991
15 minutes
>>58988937
Thats previous year, anon
>>58989061
ah just saw that aswel
>>58988973
1 Russia
2 Ukraine
3 Belarus/Poland
4 UK
5 France
>>58989134
Why did the camera linger on that guy for so long? Is he important?
Wait what we entered into this?
>>58989134
That's the captain of the Australian teams, show some respect!!
>>58989185
I heard that he is king of Australia.
>>58989183
Yeah, your team looks cool and does a Haku but they're pretty shit
>>58989134
>Foreign Lord overseeing his vassals
>>58989226
Here is his throne
>>58989246
Oh I'm sure they will let me join for next year then so I can meme on stream
45min till battles
>>58989901
Is there a table of scores?
>Argentina is whiter than Spain
Just woke up and got muh beer. Did I miss Finland's fights?
what movie is that music from?
also that was fast they made a montage
>>58990078
>Did I miss Finland's fights?
Yes
>>58990102
It was that was even quicker of /v/ drawing porn on that Squid game when it was announced.
>>58990078
they fought but theres gonna be new figths in 40min
dont know if funland will fight there tho
>>58988697
Didn't watched until today, can somebody tell me if France did okay ?
>>58988843
>JEW-JITSU
>>58990102
>red warrior - the last samurai
nice
>>58990156
How did we do?
>>58990176
Bretty gut
They actually improved this year unlike my swamp.
>>58990233
win some loose some, you have 1 guy that never goes down
>Mexico
Is there no obstacle they can jump to follow Americans.
>>58990176
france is nr 3 team
>>58990300
>Is there no obstacle they can jump
An American.
>>58990233
I haven't seen everything, but you got CHAIM'D
>>58990257
ok thanks
Is that your team last year that got one or wo guys pretty injured ?
'Cause I can't remmeber shit except for the giant spanish knight.
>>58990328
yeaaaaah :^)
ps : afrian zulu warriors when ?
>>58990176
France 3 did some good things. They lost against Poland 1 but they fought quite well
>>58990389
Poland's hard to beat.
>>58990376
never pls.
big boer warriors soon though
>>58988697
It's a pity Tyrion Lannister wasn't there narrating the ordeal while drinking wine.
You know you want it.
So the next fights are going to be qts hitting each other with long sticks, right?
>>58990521
No, I want the dragons to eat the reddit dwarf
>>58990526
yes my white friend
>>58990521
he would be perfect. i think king robert would be a good choice
>COME ON AND BASH EACH OTHERS BRAINS IN
>>58990526
I'd like to hit a qt with my long stick
>>58990620
is that what you call your short stick?
why did guns and leftism have to be invented
why can't we be knights and crusaders and shiet anymore
I want to cry
>>58990707
I think the invention of the firearm led more to the downfall of knights
>>58990647
I have no idea what you could possibly mean.
>>58990707
i blame these guys >>58990757
>>58990746
yeah but it's not """POLITICALLY CORRECT""" to serve your liege and fight for glory by the sword anymore
do you know how long it's been since we had a war of succession with France??
>>58990818
ssshhhh, Schlowmo finklestein might make me go back to work.
>>58990864
Actually we still have 3 families fighting for the unavailable throne in France.
Still pretty funny, you can join anytime if you find a Plantagenet somewhere.
>>58990746
More like repurposing of knights. They became officers of infantry units when heavy cavalry became obsolete, and even today former noble families often keep their long traditions of military service alive.
First time watching this and it's pretty neat. Apparently there's a group near me that does these battles. Anyone know how much it will cost for the gear? Is $1,000 enough or will that just get me a shitty Chinese knockoff?
>>58990911
youll become a millionaire, any day now, keep up the good work lad :^)
>>58990999
From the chat it sounds like you need 3-4K$ in order to get started.
>>58990999
just improvise bro
>made it myself and saved money :^) !
>>58991021
That's right and when I evolve from a wagecucker serv I can buy Finklestein's company and make him work on weekends.
>>58991041
Thanks. At least it's cheaper than a new sports bike.
>>58991043
I have no artistic abilities at all. Anything I make will look like shit.
>>58990707
Scarcity.
Today, there is no scarcity. So there is no competition for shitty crops. Meaning EVERY kind of retard can stay alive today.
Back in the day people had to compete for resources such as food, not everyone could eat, so they made a deal that only perfect "courtly Christian warriors" who swore to the God and king/lord were worth the food and state protection, everyone else was to do manual back breaking labor and get cut down if he chimps out.
Today there's no scarcity so everyone is state protected. Even objectively completely useless people, such as mentally and physically retarded people and liberal arts degree students.
>>58991101
why dont just inherit a bunch of properties like i did and rent them out?
>>58991041
>people spend 3-4k to just to get mauled by Russian terminators
>>58991141
Stop it!
>>58991043
Wait, is this from "Hobo with a shotgun"?
>>58991301
yup
5 minutes lads
hype
Anyone got todays schedule?
2 min
>>58991520
2 BINGS
>>58991520
Few minutes.
>>58991520
>Having chips as a main meal
Why though?
>>58991520
Should be starting in a few minutes.
>those chips
Now I've got a craving for them, goddammit. Why do you do this to me?
>>58991567
I asked for small, fuggen Poles
i made a cottage pie in the break time, ready to put in the oven and crisp up for dinner
>>58991567
Serious question: do they have BBQ joints in the UK? I went to Scotland and London but didn't really notice any, although I wasn't really looking for them either.
Inb4 USA gets rekt by slavs again.
>>58991616
I managed to eat but I need to go shower
what do
>>58991642
Yes there are a few
>>58991689
whores bath for you
Russia vs Poland is up first. Place your bets.
>>58991735
>Place your bets
M80............................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>58991735
Russia by rape.
>>58991735
Russia probably
russia vs poland
butthurt in 3 2 1
Polskaaa biało czerwoni
orks vs humans now
wow
Fuck yess
WTF I love Pooland now
ROSSIYA!
ROSSIYA!
ROSSIYA!
dis gon b gud
was nice to see someone standing up to the godless commies
>>58991684
>it's a '"Eastern Europe beats everyone'' episode.
Poland won?
HAHAHAHA!
>>58990951
>Plantagenêt king of France
HA ! It would be funny
Aw shit, it's this time again. Last year was pretty great.
>>58992047
Only first round. Then we lost 2. Russia won in the end. rip
leeeets goooo finlaaaand!
First round was a tactical move to get Poland's hopes up and then to just utterly crush it.
>UK vs Finland
They wanna get KHANED a second time ?
>>58992106
DELET
Good job Poland
>>58989028
We're not that good
>*angry metal noises*
Australia would be first in worshiping Akadawa "Lucifer".
Mayte!
>>58992089
Nice showing that first round, though.
SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI
Highlight of the month desu
>hitting a fighter after he's down
Dishonorable
topkek
perfidious albionian hitting a fallen opponent
Which day is it? Last?
KHAAAAAAAAAANED
Good shrug off from that tackle from the Finn.
QUEEN GOT KHAN'D
throws him down like a piece of rubbish
BASED FINLAND
>>58992228
3rd. 2 to go.
T O R I L L E
>>58992248
Ah, was afraid I missed everything this year. Thanks senpai.
what a fight
DEN GLIDER IN
>>58992187
>I might actually delay an heroing for this event
TORILLA TAVATAAN
FOR ENGLAND JAMES
can the uk come back!?
BASED BONGS
>>58992305
thats not very inclusive of you
>KHANED
>surrendered and elected THE KHAN
>now they're KHANS and they remove other KHANS
PERKELE
>>58992348
>Khan's fighting Khan's
Now I have seen everything
that big guy blowing himself out lel
OH SHIT OH SHI
uk got dis
Noooooooo, funland pls no
QUEEN'ED
>J'AI GLISSÉ CHEF
>>58992439
What a madman!
Finland noooo
>2 vs 1
SHAMEFUR
THE UK CAME FROM BEHIND
God save the Queen
PERKELE
Khanate of the UK wins :DD
We did it.
top fight lads
Will Italy survive town rapists?
RULE BRITANNIA!
wp both
I'm a general manager.
ITALY VS MOLDOVA UP NEXT SENPAI
Tell me, brits ot the steppes...DO YOU LIKE HORSES ??? :DDDD
>>58992564
that grass looks comfy
MOLDOVA GETS TO EAT TONIGHT!
>>58992549
>"miss "STOP FIGHT"..."
>>58992549
He's a big guy
>Moldovan fighter falling down
History of Moldova in a nutshell.
LELELEL
>that fatass Moldovan in the bucket helm
>tfw no German medieval gf
why live m8s
>>58992590
Brings back fond memories of Agincourt
>>58992644
get a russian medieval gf instead
>>58992645
there was only mud in agincourt
mud and cowardly bowmen
CHOP HIM DOWN
>>58992645
You mean Castillon ?
its only a matter of time before one of the bee guys get hit by a 2handed weapon
>have a 10 foot poll
>get up close and clinch with dude instead of poking him at a distance
come on moldova
>>58992689
and retarded drunk french knights
>>58992738
There is nothing wrong with being a drunktard knight
>>58992765
it is when you all go into the same tiny muddy path, clogging it and being an easy target
>>58992840
Ahaha
>>58992840
Kek gj
LETS GO AUSTRIA!
KILL THE *RGENTINE MONKEY SCUM!
>>58992840
Shit
I feel bad for little countries (Slovenia, Moldova etc... )
>>58992840
that fat guy is awesome.
AUSTRIA VS ARGENTINA NOW
come on white ppl you must knock the habsburgs out
>hugging before literally beating each other
AUSTRALIA OR AUSTRIA !?
DAMN
IT'S AUS-TRIA AND AUS-TRAL-IA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58992900
>monkey
LOL wrong flag!
let's go Australia!
>Austria
>Australian flag
>australia
bravo
R
A
V
O
Some highlights from last year.
The memes are real
>>58992840
>spend weeks making your gear just to end up miserably falling down on your own.
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>bloody wankers getting our flag wrong
So what would /sp/ call this sport? Armorhug?
>>58992840
Is that guy in the yellow wearing an eyepatch?
>>58993059
Medieval MMA.
>>58992840
HODOR!?
>>58993059
canwrestling
>>58993020
>grab the fence
>win
rules must be changed
TRIPLE KILL
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
>Argentina better at medieval combat than Austria
lol?
RUSSIA VS LATVIA NOW
Austria is not used to fight outside of basement.
*RGENTINA VS UK WHEN!?
Based Argentina curbstomping Austrian fucking shits
>>58993083
Fun fact, the MMA thread on /sp/ is watching this
>>58993020
Grab the fence rasslin'
Latvia stood their ground pretty well desu. I mean it's against Russia after all.
>>58993171
direct them here desu
Liberated
>UK vs Eesti
Well now I'm torn
holy shit what a stomp
>>58993294
Those Eesti are mostly Russans.
>>58993136
Argentina is ________
how many injured each year?
>>58993266
.that 1v1 on the right
noice
OH SHIT
are we arealdy disqualified?
baka
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
chat is full of underaged polfags, how do those retards find this
>>58993355
5, but nothing serious so far.
Notice how close the estonian coat of arms is to denmarks
theres a historic reason for that
>>58993481
gib back flag
UK beasts this year, well done lads.
>>58993481
did you also once enslave them?
>>58993474
>>>/pol/73278366
Wish they'd shut the fuck up
>all these fags memeing and greentexting on yt chan
jesus christ
this is so fucking cringe what the fuck
fucking autists
feel like playing mount and blade right about now lads
>>58993496
doesnt the entirety of estonians national feeling of independance stems from being a province of the danish kingdom?
>>58993508
Yea, but last year...
>>58993532
Calm down sperg
>>58993572
ssshhhhhh
>>58993572
estonia has always been just a province
first danish, then swedish, then russian and now finnish
Those Brits are extremely aggressive. Aren't they muslim immigrants?
>>58993532
NO FUN ALLOWED
hope finland fucks your gay team up :DD
>>58993515
yes
their capital Talinn was created by denmark as our seat of power in estonia
>that polish guy with black clothing
what the fuck
>that guy in the black with twohander
spooky
That spear-sword is scary shit.
>>58993677
>>58993674
>>58993671
What a beast.
>>58993605
>now finnish
Yes yes, keep thinking that and buy more cheap alko.
>>58993651
desu Ancient Estonians had a fortress there 200 years prior to the Northern Crusade.
>>58993651
good. the strong must rule the weak
>>58993692
>>58993674
really want to see poland v russia
>mfw Poland had armor and a big fucking sword
Why doesn't the US team just get some football offensive and defensive linemen and stick them in armor?
this poland vs italy fight was the best by far.
>>58993743
They already lost. 2-1
>UK vs Argentina
which one is the shitty one again? letland estland or litaue?
They screwed up with flag again.
>>58993692
Yeah the falchion bloke was there yesterday too, he was jumping around and making downward slashes, his armour is new today.
JUKED
>>58993757
us can only compete in sports they make up and only play in the us.
sburdo :-DDDD gib ES X-DDD
Good job Jukka-Pekka!
KHAN'D
H
A
N
'
D
>>58993762
me top, second from right
SUOMI SUOMI
>>58993823
And what sports has South Africa invented?
>>58993602
>>58993634
>>58993768
it's just a bunch of long-haired manchildren hitting each other and the fucking hits have no effect on them what the fuck is the point?
EBIN
>>58993864
"B-but you!"
epic come back
>>58993873
>and the fucking hits have no effect
But they do. It's not typically instant but enough hits to an arm or leg can make it give out
Time to poo lads.
>>58993873
Whats the point in anything?
Your team just got fucked up son. HAHAHAHAHA
>>58993873
To have fun you sperg
>>58993873
it does have effect
you expect anyone to be beheaded?
Who /tiny mace-wielding Finn/ here?
Aussie Aussie Aussie
>>58993873
>fucking hits have no effect on them
>>58993873
>no effect on them what the fuck is the point?
It's pretty hard to stand up when you're being hit in the head with a halberd desu senpai.
>it's just a bunch of long-haired manchildren
Keep thinking that. You can't fight for shit in 40kgs of gear with a twenty degree weather if you're some out of shape fatso.
>>58993940
just yell "MA!!! BUCKET!!"
>>58993952
what a champion
>>58993864
What has America invented besides baseball and American football, which pretty much is an American only sport.
>>58993956
Interesting. I'll see if a can buy a set. It looks like a fun tailgating game.
>fencehugging the competition
ok it was cute at first, but i'm tired of them whacking at shins while the other guy is leaning on the fence like a farmgirl waiting to get it
Based Heinrich
>>58993873
Actually meant to post this instead.
Where is the thread making Russian?
>>58994004
and both of those have been fucked from other sports.
>>58994031
SAVAGE
He has a charming accent desu. N-no homo.
>>58994004
The best sports of all: volleyball and beach volleyball
Didn't expect the Finnish team to be that savage desu
Some violent beating there
>>58994058
>N-no homo.
>>58994031
Is that Sweden?
>>58994084
>best sports
pffftt you Americans are cute.
>>58994058
Wtf!? I didn't post "desu".
>>58994105
beast
>>58994084
>volleyball
didn't expect that, considering it seems to be more popular in eu than in states
>>58994138
>>58994138
>>58994138
NEW THREAD
>>58994031
>about to turn and attack the official
Kek
>>58994105
juked :D:D:D
>>58994136
"to be honest" is filtered to desu mate.
>>58994026
those events need some new rules and real order. Also there should be jesters doing the show between fights.
And drug testing too.
>>58994157
shit bred
>>58994177
good bred :DDD
>>58994109
France-Mexico, BOTN 2015
>>58994105
>That clothesline
Nice
>>58994109
France, blue with fleur de lys. There is no sweden team if I remember well
>>58994158
DON'T PRANK THE FRANK
>>58994242
Oh right, thought it was the three crowns
>>58994004
Skateboarding, bmx, rollerblading, roller derby, barnstorming(flying circuses), bouldering,BASE jumping, snowboarding, surfing, skydiving, skyrunning and skysurfing
Basically only the most radical and bodacious sports, brah
when does canada fight
Question!
How the hell this the Finn go flying?
Did he trip?
Oh that kick
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