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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
Fuck yes! I almost made this thread.
meh my maid is of today and now i have to make my own coffee and breakfast:(
Here we go!
Finland fighting today, can't wait.
Come on Spain
Finland coming up soon!
>>58982176
>slimey kikes get to participate in european contest
do they pay someone to run up and stab you in the back while you're not looking?
>>58982408
>Seems like the Israel 1 team has suffered a few casualties, but luckily Russia 1 mercenaries are here to help!
i really feel sad that turkey does not have a team in this, i hope we put something together in the near future as hema is getting more popular each day and it should fit in with turkish sports mentality nicely
i mean our two national sports are oil wrestling and throwing javelins at each other on horseback for crying out loud
qt medic
>>58982428
i thought turkey was a competitor in that japanese bug fighting show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Bug_Fights
Germany will pay for this.
wow, fins have a tank
"height and athleticism of the finns" but they are built like brik shit houses
>>58982428
I lol'd
This sport is Turkish as fuck.
>spaniards get blown the fuck out by germans
top kek
>finns get blown the fuck out by hungarians
does this count as kinslaying
>>58982492
nah we are too cute to fight in japanese bug fighting
T-These guys are the worst Finns so please don't think they're the best we have please reconsider your vie-
Oh nevermind, go go Finland!
POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA
That last standing Finn.
Finns bribe the qt announcer
what does het mean in russian?
lol RIGGED
wth i love finland now
no idea what is happening with this gay larp sport but that fat fucking finn is cheating
Oh shit.
Here we go.
>Russians.
It's MH17 all over again.
>>58982787
I'm sorry you had to witness this massacre.
Whoah Netherlands, nice team you got there.
Haha...
>>58982817
>ugly female team captain
I found the problem maat
>>58982176
calm down there brienne
>>58982853
>I am one of the guys
>>58982872
>I fight with the guys
>>58982891
rewind it, she/he says she/he is one of the guys
>>58982928
Yeah, she says both.
That's the joke.
Damn, France is owning today.
Nice 2hander on the Finland's side
rip spain
He looks like a medieval peasant, kek.
Is Australia competing again this year?
- Is there any tactics against Russia?
- I don't think so. They're animals.
Lol.
ebin
Whew what a fight!
>>58983303
they havent won a single battle so far
A lot of public today.
>>58983557
The arena is too small this year, for the fighters and the public.
>Nederland
>>58983731
should have imported some boers
>>58983767
Dutch MMA fighters 2bh
That take-down
>>58983731
> nachuntenland
Well, the germans certainly look way stronger this year. I almost want to buy armor and apply for next year, I'm very /fit but just sit at home and do nothing all day.
lol lyahi killed binland. That was epic. Fins did look like autists.
>>58984072
Deliet dit
>>58984082
I'd buy a collider. I'm very smart but just sit at home and do nothing.
>>58984134
uniform is not that expensive, less than 2k bucks.
N E D E R L A N D
>>58984166
thats 2 years wage for my gardener
>>58984166
So more than 140k rubles ))))))
will the spanish armada take its revenge?
Spanish must cruch em
KANKER!
>>58982176
Fuck yea we got a team this year.
>>58984082
im no expert but you need mass more than fit here as far as i see
unless your are Manolo the supermanlet
>>58984206
>crash
>>58984250
that uber finn is ideal build. 120kg 1.8m.
also shorter guys have lower center of gavity and much more difficult to take down
>>58984270
Crush
>>58984120
honestly took me forever to realise that was what Netherlands meant lel.
potentially good for shitpos- I mean, friendly banter
>>58984250
I'm 187 sm height, 98kg. Been sitting at home doing nothing since I returned from army. Now trying to convince gf to marry me, even though I'm jobless autist, lol. But I have some money.
>>58984318
what role did you do in the Army lad?
>>58984301
whatever
faking inglish
>>58984346
C'est la vie m8
>>58984224
vernederland
>>58984356
C'est ca
AXE THEM DOWN
>>58984343
hauler in the armory, lol. We sit in irradiated marshes near Dobhysh and load bullets/missiles/air bombs/mines on trains to sell them to hohols/resupply other army bases. It's the biggest stockpile in Belarus, you can steal like 50 million 7.62 bullets and no one will notice. There are bunkers with nuclear weapons, but they're empty now.
The fight between Hungary and Slovakia was so autistic.
>>58984502
all the fights are autistic
>>58984452
do you know who dirk van rooyen is?
Fucking khohols killed german guy.
>>58984588
>dirk prinsloo
Germany ded
>>58984588
No idea.
Slavzerkers
>>58984631
south african pedofile he fled to belarus and tried to rob a bank there and got caught.
>>58984452
how do you say 'pog' in your native tongue
i want to marshal her tiddies
>>58984671
Maybe he was on the local news but I have no idea.
>>58984678
say what? google translate doesn't know what pog or пoг is.
pog:
A cowardly, unmanly nancy-boy that yearns to be an elite soldier but lacks all talent and bad-assedry required to live up to being an infantryman. Often associated with hurt feelings, insecurity, fear and jealousy. Pog's typically can be spotting by their Combat Action Badge (Knife within a wreath), given most exclusively for imaginary attacks and fighting occuring miles away.
>>58984733
Person other than Grunt aka Posted on Garrison
The insulting term that combat roles use to tease non combat roles, whats your version of that
>>58984818
>>58984792
Tылoвaя кpыca, "rear rat".
>>58984896
nice
get any deployments/trips?
TIME TO GET COMFY
>>58985049
Regards, your team fought damn well yesterday.
That chech dude looked exactly like picrelated
>>58984965
Nope. Got to shoot from ak like 8 times throughout the entire service. I really learned nothing, except that you can't use RDU as a pillow to sleep and how to disarm different types of old munitions. Some guys in other platoon almost got a free ticket to the moon.
>>58985126
RDX*
>>58985087
yea its their second year
but I only saw denmark 2
so the 1,2,3 teams and such are they ranked on whos best?
like team 1 has more expirenced fighters than team 2?
>>58985167
in some nations yes, in others its region based
>>58985126
feelsbadman
>>58985167
I heard so. For example our 1st team is indeed the strongest.
oi aussies
when is canada gonna join?
>with a hokey team
a 4vs 5! argentina strong!
>>58985355
yes? :^)
>>58985384
We're up against Ukraine soon.
Probably gonna get our asses kicked because Slavs are crazy desu.
Only difference between a hockey stick and a polearm is which end faces up though m8.
>>58985429
Good luck. :)
>>58985332
whats up with those australian sports colours?
It looks baller as fuck because I dont recall any other using green and yellow
>>58985461
Oh I'm not watching the games
I just lurk here
>>58985536
green and gold
Fuarkk! What a beast!
>>58985536
Colours of our national emblem, the golden wattle. Green and Gold <3
Us and BR both use them, but theyre different shades, ours is meant to be gold, theirs is yellow, etc etc
>>58985592
national floral emblem*
The TV ppl are learning
showing the qt conducting the interviews
>USA
>Yanks in
>Suddenly loud obnoxious yelling of "U S A! U S A!"
Haha
>4-1
All hail king Justin I of Australia!
>>58985676
>stop fight... stop fight!
>>58985765
I allow it.
Hail King Emu.
Oh shit I saw a leaf shield
>leafs vs khohols
Damn got my hopes up after that strong start.
>canacheats
Where can we find a recap with all the scores and categories?
Oh the canadians are french blooded
found the reason they lost
always with the nigger dance
>New Zealand always holding shit up with the fucking Haka
just quit it we've seen it a million fucking times
>inb4 Samoans in the NZ team
>>58985817
How about THIS?
These fucking kiwis
>>58985993
Looks like 4 frogs and a slav.
>>58986028
No wonder we lost they had superman.
New zealand has marvelous armor.
hobbits btfo
>poo peeland pretending to be Prussian
nazi vs jews when?
>Germans chanting
Nationalism is on the rise.
our teams keep tripping over
pretty sure they have been drinking before the fight
Why they're chanting "Germany" instead of "Deutschland"? Lmao
>tfw based American told you yesterday this will begin again in 12 bongs
>tfw you went full retard and interpreted it as 24 hours
>tfw just now tuning in
Lads can I catch up on this anywhere? Is it worth doing so?
>>58986385
not really, if you ask around here someone can give you webm highlights
>It was amazing fight
>I like hit people
>>58986385
The Netherlands won everything. So you don't have to catch up.
>>58986385
youmissed the british axe beserker
It must be frustrating to interview a bunch or semi-autistic LARPers all day.
>>58986385
Open a new tab and hit the progress bar if you can multitask
Ukraine swings like they're trying to kill, I like it
>>58986433
I can't.
>>58986418
WebM? Was waiting till Bongland showed ;_;
>>58986404
>>58986413
Thanks lads
Top lads USA
OY VEY
anuddah shoah
holy shit
You can't just hurt your greatest ally like that america.
>USA uses their size as their biggest strongpoint
>>58986609
I didn't need my sides anyway.
>>58986609
Glorious
>Australia vs. Canada
HERE WE GO!
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
LEAF DOMINATION
COME ON LADS BRING IT BACK
Wonder who's fighting for the leafs
This looks so utterly retarded, and this isn't even my first time having to see this, but I'm just reminded of the campiness every year.
Is this really how medieval knights would fight?
stop shitting up the youtube chat
Australia not giving a fuck.
>Thea Dee: What is up with all the awful comments?
Welcome to the internet bitch!
>>58986688
Canada has done it. You're the best shitposting nation now.
fuck
well fought lads
good luck NZ
Canada guy is so hot
hodor
>>58986792
>Welcome to the internet bitch!
It was tame yesterday, leave the Youtube chat alone desu, there's no point memeing it up in there and shitting it up for the guys just tuning in for fun
>A FUCKING HAKA
what the fuck maoricucks
for fuck's sake you already did one! stop it!
>>58986776
Knights were always a minority. Knights were mostly fighting mounted and swept through unarmored peasant levies.
It's like being a Premium user vs Free user in F2P games.
These mind games
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
fucking kiwis waisting time
it was okay the first time. but not before every fight
FRIENDLY FIRE!
Well I know what I am going to see a webm of in a few minutes.
Sprolölölö
I just hope kiwis get knocked out so I don't have to hear that shit again
Kiwis pls
gg ez
>its a "finland wins" episode
just no.
>>58986776
No they'd be trying to kill each other; this is just (silly) sport.
why does the announcer keep saying 'australia' in an aussie accent?
>holy
>roman
>empire
lol
>>58986836
Don't blame us, blame /pol/
>>>/pol/73272096
>>58986935
Hahaaa!
>>58986981
All i see is retarded /pol/ maymays.
>>58986981
>implying its not all /int/ aside from the jewish memes
heh
Lads pls
>>58986981
Ah shit, well, they're not going to listen
Bit shitty desu, memes are memes but the chat was comfy yesterday
>>58986981
Why are there so many yanks on /pol/.
>>58987063
Those poor moderators.
>>58986935
shut up steven
>>58987074
Chicanos believe they're white
>>58987075
They're probably confused as shit
yo was serbia kicked out yet?
>>58987153
Serbia was yesterday. Pretty weak this year.
>>58987169
do we still have a team fighting or are we kicked out? pity I am 1 of the 2 people watching this from here
>>58982471
pics?
I am feeling happy and satisfied when these people I am loosely associated are doing well.
Not sure if there is a word for it.
It is a weird feeling.
>>58987198
I'm not sure, but I don't think Serbia had enough wins to leave the group.
>>58987218
Uh oh..
>>58987218
GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE
>>58987218
GERMAN NATIONALISM IS ON THE RISE!
might not be white but they have spirit
>>58987218
GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE
Why did they only field 4 at the end there?
Are you guys on a chat somewhere or are just not a lot of people actually watching this?
>>58986859
Soz! Had to be away briefly!
But as I understand it, these fighters clearly are emulating Knights in wearing this heavy armor, and those bulky weapons. One could almost imagine that the duels that confronted two knights would be that retarded since those knights' armor would shield them from most blows, and so it would ultimately degenerate into a silly brawl where they would try to push each other down. Man, being a knight back then must've been such a retarded thing.
>>58987218
loyalty?
thats what I call it
USA USA USA
>>58987334
Lel time to relocate to some homeland more removed from the german airspace.
holy fuck those axe swings
Brutal
>>58987218
i always knew they were nazis
>>58987294
There's little breaks in the action desu, kind of hard to keep posting when there's shit to watch
Plus, it's sort of early
USA1 Is pretty solid this year. Good to see the West starting to catch up a little to the Slavs.
>talk shit about the usa
>get banned
lol
that USA axeman is a S A V A G E
medics going in when?
germany gonna get rekt
>>58987314
The thing is, in order to win you need to topple members of the opposing team while staying on 2 feet.
So it's quite different from actual battle, since a blow from a shield might be more effective that stabbing with a sword, as knocking and pushing is more tactically viable than than piercing. That's why they look like retards having fun playing war instead of retards really trying to kill each other.
>seatle washington
>wheres weab costume
lol?
>This lady dressed up all oriental
>>58987545
nice spelling, retard
>>58987533
>The thing is, in order to win you need to topple members of the opposing team while staying on 2 feet.
I suppose that does explain a bunch. Silly me, and thanks for those explanations! Their weapons are blunts I'd imagine anyways, and there never have been any serious injuries?
>>58987573
>replying to yourself
>unironically
lol
NORTH AMERICAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>58987587
Yeah, people still get hurt quite a bit, even just now!
Besides, it's not actually too unrealistic, most knight battles are decided when the opponent is on the ground as that's when you stab the joints/between the blades.
>>58987218
Alright. Everyone stop worrying.
Feeling is gone now.
>>58987587
There were injuries, and blunt weapons hit very hard still. The most used tactic by russian teams is to hit enemies behind kneejerks with weapon.
>>58987587
There are injuries, but rarely serious.
Question is, where are the African fighters
>>58987633
Noice.
Kanada cheated?
>>58987642
why worry? we can just kick your shit in again.
>>58987699
>we
>>58987665
Medieval Africans didn't fight, they were kings and queens.
>>58987639
>>58987662
>>58987587
>Knights weren’t slicing through each other like human-shaped sticks of butter. But they were bashing one another with maces and other blunt weapons hoping to cripple or immobilize the other. Failing that, knights in battle resembled mixed martial arts fighters whose finishing move is a dagger to the face (or armpit). During the Middle Ages, it was often easier (and more profitable) to capture an enemy knight rather than find a can opener and kill him.
t./int/ersting information
test
>>58987665
They didn't mastered steel yet
>>58987587
>Their weapons are blunts
yes
I don't really know about serious injuries, but they do get bruises some bleeding on the regular.
It's stupid but i'd love to spend an afternoon drinking beer while watching these guys going at each other like crazy.
Arte did a piece on it but went all muh racism because the French team is called Martel.
I don't know how much racism actually goes on there, but the only person I know who goes to béhourt events and enjoys the shit ou of it is non white so it felt exagerated.
>>58987692
illegal move, if the german lad cant fight then the canadian gets red carded also
>>58987699
Oh yeah I remember that great german vs south african war.
>>58987665
african fighters having to fight with their appropriate weapons of the time would be fun
Nice we didn't murder him hard enough to get kicked out.
>>58987662
hitting behind the knee is not allowed
I've missed previous days. Is there something interesting?
A FUCKING LEAF
>>58987729
Aww bless you! You'll be my discovery of the day then!
>>58987777
WITNESSED
Fuck ukraine! Ave USA and CANADA!
>>58987768
we also stole your biggest colony :D
>>58987770
I'd watch it.
The Canadian deserves a yellow card to match his yellow skin t.bh
New Zealand gonna do another dance number get ready.
>>58987770
best medieval armour coming through
Maoris are at it again
>>58987784
bump
>>58987820
>i have no idea what im doing - blacksmith edition
>>58987821
desu I wish we'd sent some Jackie Chans to do some crazy kung fu shit
kiwis getting BTFO
>>58987844
And keep getting BTFO after that.
>that stereotypical accent
>talking about how important the rules are
God dammit woman! You are a walking parody.
>new zealanders doing their whole islanders shtick
>get killed in seconds
beautiful
>>58987745
>Arte did a piece on it but went all muh racism because the French team is called Martel.
And as a board, how would /int/, and let this just a hypothetical practice for the mind, feel if those places were frequented a lot by blacks and muzzies?
Hell, how would even the fair-runners feel? Those guys strive for such historical accuracy with their suits and weapons, and yet, having several black guys within the crowd would shatter all immersion.
Poor black guys. They can never win.
I hate my french privilege :^(
Poopeeland
prediction;
>NZ v UK
>NZ team does haka
>British team breaks out into 'Men of Harlech'
Why don't they have this run on for longer? One weekend a year is pretty shitty, I'd rather have the days be shorter and it go over 2 or 3 weeks
What a tank.
>>58987939
they can be slaves and clean things
>>58987977
I guess because most participants are amateurs who got jobs and shit, so it's problematic to make it longer any than a week.
>>58987977
They have more events this is just the biggest, and most of the participants are regular joes, so they can't just drop their jobs for this shit
>>58987995
Suppose we'll do just that!
No one better to advise on how to busy the blacks of our country than an Boer :D.
>>58987977
im pretty sure all these fighters have regular jobs too so they can't really be away for weeks
also the cost to host this event for weeks would be pretty damn high
WHY
H
Y
Is Australia managing to be even worse than us?
>>58988064
the russians get big sponsorships
FUCKING HELL
COME ON AUSTRALIA
>>58988097
COSSACK'D
>>58988097
our team is shit and Ukraine is top tier
ISRAEL VS BINLAND
GET HYPED
>>58988064
>>58988082
>>58988086
Fair do's desu. wish it was different desu
When are these other events they have? Throughout the year? This is fun as shit I want to see more and not have to wait a year for the next one.
>>58988131
> Jewish crusaders
>>58988097
>>58988122
>>58988119
is our third team
>>58988167
check the webpage, it has them listed
team israel poisoned the well beforehand i presume?
is that guy chanting 'fuck off'?
>>58987939
/int/ would get its collective panty in a twist but i wouldn't mind at all.
If anything, even more radical nationnalists could see it a a proof of integration.
HAKKAA PÄÄLLE
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>all these memesters in the youtube chat
don't take that shit outside of here, it's embarrassing
Can't work out who is who
>>58988245
/pol/ have a thread going
>>58988215
Have to do it later I'm on a literal potato
>>58988271
its pol, int was watching last year and this year and the shit started a few hours ago when the pol thread went up
>>58987939
>>58988232
It is like cosplay really.
I get autistic about some fat guy or chick cosplaying as a thin character but race doesn't really matter.
they're chanting fuck off again
what's up with that
>teams with similar color pattern
eewwwww
also its weird they even see who is who'se team trough those helmets
>>58988319
>>58988245
that would explain it
kind of sad desu, the chat was generally lots of people from different nations getting along now it's fucking memes
>>58988331
>race doesn't really matter
GERMANY YES
Dude hahahahaa omg I have nothing clever to say, errhh cuck cuck cuck trump jews degenerate meme Kek kekeke
ey guys
been out getting beer supplies
what did I miss?
wtf are you doing finland
>Finnbros can't even win with a giga nigga
Come the fuck on.
New thread?
>>58988393
Canada beat Australia in the shitpost showdown
Then we beat Germany too
Ukraine seems to be dominating overall though.
>>58988398
being afraid of called antisemite
>>58988432
you beat Australia's 3rd team not first
>>58988377
Just not insecure about some black guy wanting to cosplay his favorite anime character.
>>58988409
>giga nigga
>>58988487
wait they are all dwarves?
How the fuck am I so much bigger than that guy?
>>58988468
1 of our frogs is a woman m8 don't make excuses.
>>58988487
>175
what
>>58988487
smaller target
>>58988432
You guys are really good.
>>58988517
you beat our meme team
you still have to deal with the shitposter brigade
>>58988566
No being a sour puss here m9
>>58988566
It'll be the same, you'll get Jean D'Arc'd again.
how late to the party am I? When did it start?
>>58988487
that guy is F A T
I am 185 cm and 90kg and lift and I consider myself a bit chubby
I'd legit sign into this thing but cant buy armor right now
>burger spamming USA even though US team is not even fighting now
>>58988651
>not being patriotic
>>58988634
mass is a major advantage in HEMA, easier to knock people down and makes you harder to knock down
>>58988697
>>58988697
>>58988697
NEW THREAD
HAKA WE GO AGAIN
>>58988683
>patriotic
It's full blown North Korea tier nationalism 2bh
>>58988634
no fucking shit he's fat, 175cm and 110kg would give you a BMI of around 35 when 30 is already considered obese
>>58988746
doesn't surprise anymore
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