Germanic general
Invited:
Austria, Denmark, England, Germany, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland.
Special guest: Germanic diaspora and colonies
disgusting thread
>>58983919
Enemies of the Germanic people are not invited.
so basically a thread for people who were living in mud huts until a few decades ago
got it
>>58983898
you forgot south brazil
>>58983951
t. Gothic rape baby
Jokes on you
we are germanic balts
>>58983951
>t. mario "we wuz romans" rigatoni
>>58983967
he said Germanic diaspora retard.
>>58983898
What Germanic colonies?
>>58983951
Btfo by a bunch of savages.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Teutoburg_Forest
>>58983951
That does raise the question, how come we were always so much better than you at everything? You'd think an empire could handle a few retarded forest-dwellers and fishermen.
>>58984009
>>58983981
Jerry cuck German cock suckers
>>58984038
t. inbred limey cunt
>>58983951
>most disciplined and advanced army of the world
>get destroyed by wood-Germans
"Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!"
Still laughing till today.
Who /Anglo-Saxon/ here?
>>58984117
That's not cool, we'd be way more advanced if the romans had fully conquered us.
Sweden had to wait until like 1100 AD, when some vikings stumbled upon Byzantium and were like "holy shit, civilization"
>all this butthurt from the """cold""" germanic people
got a little emotional, didn't you fritzs
>>58984012
>we were always so much better than you at everything
yes, tell me about the immense swedish contributions to humanity
>>58984001
t.cletus "muh heritage" johnson
>>58984009
of course savages are well versed in killing other humans beings, whereas we're creators
>>58984179
>yes, tell me about the immense swedish contributions to humanity
We're quite proud
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swedish_inventions
>>58984117
>tfw you will never fight the roman legions with a big stick to defend your germanic tribe
If we reinstate Danelaw, are English people allowed to post?
Every country welcome in this thread are fags except England
>>58984273
shoo shoo, Pedro.
>>58984273
And you? You legalized gay marriage. Literally the root of faggotry.
>>58984117
kek little faggot germans attacked them in an ambush
in the field, man to man, the romans would've fucked their ass and conquered those shitty forests
>>58984475
>implying
>>58984443
>Persecuting gays was a worthwhile endeavor
You and I are enemies now.
>>58984475
Yeah, like what never happened?
Face it, man, Germanics are better than shitty medittereans will ever be.
>>58984099
Rasheed detected
>>58984580
It is bad enough that they actually managed to get so far up in Roman territory
Reminder that Germanics and Nordics are subhuman. There were civilizations in shitskin countries like the middle east and south america while they were living like savages. The only good races in the world are southern Europeans, the rest are less than human
>>58984515
are you implying germans weren't BTFO'd on the field of battle 99% of the time?
>>58984515
Gay people can do what they want in their private life. I have no problem with that. But I don't want that gay couples become the new normal. I don't want that my kids get told in school how great it is to be gay.
>>58984641
Middle-East wasn't shitkin yet in those periods, the Arabs emigrated to there later.
Also, the Germanic areas were way more sparesly populated, and the only Southern European civilization where the Greeks, who couldn't even form a state bigger than a city.
>>58984696
Semites are shitskins
>>58984640
and they were genocided
>>58984641
Well of course, humans adapt to their environment. The fertile crescent had self-irrigating rivers and shit that made settling worthwhile, while up here the ground was pure granite which made building shit impossible.
>England
They're more Celtic than they are Germanic.
>>58984711
Assyrians are literally whiter than Greeks.
>>58984742
They're celtic roman pakistani germanic anglo saxon french trans-vikings.
>>58984749
no they're not
>>58984764
so basically swedish
>>58984764
Wahrlich die Herrenrasse
>>58984749
>whiter than Greeks
>Greeks
Ik dacht dat dit een Germanen draad was.
>>58984742
England was a controversal topic in the previous /Germanic/ threads aswell.
Still not sure. But it was a bad idea to put England in. Because everyone here is speaking English now and that draws the attention of non-Germanic people on this board and makes them ruin this thread.
>>58984641
Germanics rule the world; stinky brown manlets had their day in the sun and now it's over. Get used to being second class humans.
could you guys understand what you're saying if you spoke in your native languages kinda like we slavs can?
>>58984793
Ja, ist es auch. Aber die Invasoren ruinieren alles.
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers
10 German bombers in the air.
10 German bombers in the air.
10 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England
RAF from England
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>58984869
I can get the gist of of dutch (written) but northgermanic languages are unintelligle for me.
Don't know about speaking doe.
>>58984876
>Being a paki
>>58984876
what happened to the other 9
>>58984869
I can read Afrikaans and German. Norwegian is hit and miss. Swedish and Danish are not really understandable. And I have no idea what English sounds like to the uninitiated.
>>58984869
Mostly yes. It's pretty similar. That's what we actually do in germanic generals.
>>58984869
I can understand what it is about when it's either written or spoken very slowly.
Exception is Dutch, Dutch is easy to understand because it's just a German dialect that got out of control a while ago.
>>58984907
>Being a Jerry cuck who everyone hates
>>58984876
But the other 9 still bombed Coventry
>>58984933
afrikaans is pretty much dutch no?
>>58984938
>>58984945
>>58984906
so dutch and german are the most similar
makes sense dutch/deutsch
More like /short bus/.
>>58984869
No, no way. Deutsch and everything that spawned from it is just fucked.
>>58985009
Afrikaans is simplified Dutch. No plurals. No suffixes. Letters are removed. Double denials added. And a limited amount of new words added.
So, to someone who speaks Afrikaans Dutch can be hard to understand because we use more letters, plurals and suffixes and so on. But to us, Afrikaans is just nigger speak.
There were 12 candidates for London,
There were 12 candidates for London,
There were 12 candidates, 12 candidates
12 candidates for London.
12 candidates for London.
12 candidates for London.
Now London has 1 muslim mayor,
Now London has 1 muslim mayor,
Now London has
London has
Now London has 1 muslim mayor.
>>58984977
What was that? Sorry I can't hear you over the screaming German children who've just woke up to find their parents blown to pieces
>>58983898
>inviting England
>be American in Germany
>banter Americans with everything they hate
>confirmed they truly cannot handle any form of banter and are genuine dumb niggers
>>58983951
don't let this idiot fool you.
GERMANS, READ GERMANIA
you where way better than the Romans at that time
>>58985060
>implying London didn't get rekt by Germans alone and if it wasn't for the allies fighting the war for you, London wouldn't exist
>>58985060
>I can't hear you over the screaming German children who've just woke up to find their parents blown to pieces
Praising bombings of civilians on a North-Korean popagranda-comic board. Your parents must be proud of you.
>>58985121
>It's hard to beat France,Norway,Denmark,Netherlands,Belgium or Poland
>>58985060
>Being this scared of Europeans banding together in any way whatsoever
You can't hide when the race war begins rasheed.
>>58985172
In 1939, the French army might've even been better than the German one, but they had retarded aristrocratic generals that couldn't achieve anything.
>>58985123
Do you have parents? I heard that most German women commited suicide after the whole ussr thing y'know
Tijd voor Femke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdRg4WFdGuo
>>58985198
>Bowing down to people who hate us
>le day of le rope meme
Look at Germany after the Anglos took it
What would've happened to Britain if Germany invaded us?
Millions including the Queen killed
Our culture replaced with German KULTURE
best germanic reporting in
>>58985098
t.pathetic anglo rapebaby with no culture whatsoever and his muh heritage autism
>>58984211
>swedish inventions
>fit into half an A4 page
lmaooo you can't make this shit up
>>58985308
Just like Denmark, right? Germany even offered their rival France full passage, but they were too stubborn and chose to resist and perish.
Face it, in the end Europeans stick together.
>>58985308
The Netherlands defeated the Britbongs so many times.
>first anglo war - Dutch won
>second anglo war - Dutch won
>third anglo war - Dutch won
>invaded and took over London
>fourth anglo war - USA liberated
Guys. How can we meme the 4. Reich into existence?
>>58985308
>OY VEY GOYS! You're being friendly with each other? you may as well offer them your ring piece.
>>58985386
The 4th reich will also be the 1st caliphate.
Vakantielied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBcvHglu4aY
>>58985356
>we just about beat you whilst you were fighting a civil war
Clap Clap tard
>>58985356
>Gave back new Netherland
>invaded and took over London
>>58983898
>>58985395
So the Queen and millions of Britons wouldn't have been killed? Dumb Jerry cuck
>>58985222
I am West-German. Soviets never touched my region. And my parents didn't expierence WWII. You mean my (great-)greatparents.
>>58985505
But only Negroes still do
And South Americans
>>58985468
Don't worry. We weren't always just defeating you. Sometimes you came to our aid as well.
>anglo-russian invasion of Holland
>french defeated you guys
>operation market garden
>the Germans defeated you guys
Thanks for your help. Please come again.
>>58985403
Hello Captain Sweden!
>>58985539
u mad?
WE WUZ VANDALS N SHIT
>>58985539
this
>>58985656
You know that in English (and Dutch) vandal means criminal right.
>>58985662
That's a meme map, they put Saxon together with Celtic.
>>58985686
yeah so does everywhere its because the sack of rome
>>58984012
The cold climate of northern Europe creates a culture of hard work and ingenuity, seeing as if you don't work hard and figure out new methods to survive then you freeze to death. This in turn creates a cultural/genetic feedback loop, wherein over the generations the northerners develop higher IQ and a higher propensity to work hard. None of this will matter of course, seeing a technology has nullified the evolutionary pressures that lead us to this point, and seeing as the west is importing mainly low IQ settlers, it will only be a matter of a few generations for thousands of years of natural selection to be undone.
>>58983898
>germanics
>germanic
>>58985714
>meme
Facts are memes now?
They seperated Germanic Saxon and old Saxon
>>58985346
not even anglo and stop trying to shame europeans while youre being invaded by africa
>>58985802
Call us what you like. We're one of the greatest Germanics. Not mixed with slavs. World changing achievements.
Love Germans
>>58985858
Lmaoling at shiskins.
>>58985802
>Slavic, Aryan
>>58985858
>>58985881
Also this chart is literally a meme.
The biggest concentration of R1a is in Poland, not in Belarus.
>>58985906
Fun fact, Western Slavs have the most PIE(proto-indo-european) genes compared to other Europeans.
PIE is what made Hitler wet. As he claimed that Indo-Europeans were superior.
>>58985858
I always laugh seeing Austria and Germany below England.
>>58984179
kek every thread about Germanics even on /pol/ almost immediately goes from actual discussion about Germanic culture to massive shit flinging and genetic autism
>>58985468
The Dutch Republic itself was in a civil war as well
>>58985951
>French stealing Radium and Polonium from us
How cute
Fuck the genetic pseudo-science, post Germanic music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
This is in Middle High German
>>58986033
Swedish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE
>>58985172
Considering you didn't really do anything in WWII and take credit for what the Americans and Canadians did, England would have been an easy conquest
>>58986033
Nee ga weg.
>>58983898
omg......those boys are BEAUTIFUL!!
>>58986033
thats more phonetic than hochdeutsch
>>58986033
Liever zeemansliedjes oetz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pnTrXCB1hU
>>58986093
nee jij
>>58986033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wuRxSVkbqk
>>58985937
well, that one guy who was born in modern west poland invented the rocket technology to get to the moon. maybe he was onto something.
>>58983946
But a lot of French are actually germanic from blood.
Vlanderen, Bourgogne, elsass, Lothringen...
It's just a mediteranean shitskin a little buttmad about germanic superiority.
>>58983898
Nordic=/=Germanic
Get over it, only you are the niggers of europe
>>58986167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StCHgZQB8r4
>>58986967
>But a lot of French are actually germanic from blood
23andme DNA results groups french and german ancestry in the same category
>>58987046
Alts mül du drack neger. Ich bin blond, grün' augen, so kein drackwhwanz von Mediterrannee.
>>58987101
>niggers of europe
>from poland
>>58984875
Doen ze dat niet altijd?
