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This thread is for USA, Canada, and Mexico.
North Americans only
/balt/ + /ausnz/
If this thread gets deleted it's obvious we have a mod mad at /cum/ for no reason.
>>58982530
obviously
This is a dictatorship
>>58982524
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU
>>58982524
rekt
>>58982565
don't start
Thom Yorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
Can we finally get to hear the music now?
cum is NSFW word. This board is SFW only
Seriously? The fuck man.
>>58982577
Fuck you. Mods are fags and I'm not about to suck their cock while I'm at it.
SOMEBODY START UP /GCUM/ AGAIN
>>58982587
It's not a word it's an acronym
Does this mean North America belongs to me again?
Flipped Google the bird today bros haha I really did
Mods have fucked off.
Post your waifu.
Is it over?
Somebody find the /gcum/ picture with the four nazis so we can all save it and use it if it happens again
>>58982659
It's never over
I find it funny that mods kept attacking /cun/ while there's like 10+ off topic threads going on right now.
>>58982659
It ain't over till it's over, and by that I mean it ain't over.
I was having a nice conversation, fuck it
>England
>>58982716
Fuck yiu
is everybody okay?
anyone else blazing right now
>>58982758
And now I'm already in a bad one...
ITS TIME
https://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g
Give me /cum/ or give me death
no it's my property
fuck off my lawn
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
N
>>58982792
Mods can't handle the glorious combined power of /cum/
So I guess none of the weird music, I was curious
Classical music best music
>>58982869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSo2Ll6YTwc
this is all I'll share
>>58982792
Kek
Wow wtf
>>58982887
I really should listen to Classical desu
>>58982888
Thank you, I'll take a listen
>>58982887
Mai nigga
Who's the best American classical composer?
I vote Charles Ives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHs6VGKZ4Wo
gonna hack a cheeky cig
Post patriotic music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov1kjVvYpWk
>>58982524
I'd rather have /bantz/ than /lat/ desu senpai
>>58983009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0
>>58983009
Here's some patriotic southern music for ya (written by a canuck btw)
https://youtu.be/NnyeqyCiLdo
>>58982888
It was alright , cute you shared. Not sure what genre this is supposed to represent though, is there a name for it?
>>58982784
That's what she said
Thought you guys might like to learn something new about your northern neighbour https://youtu.be/3lIYU1eh8rI
>>58983062
no there is no genre for it, just a song I like, just like it, haven't even watched the music video
but I just like random stuff like I said
>>58983064
that's right
>>58983089
Yeah, I'm not sure my music taste fits too neetly into a category either. I will admit that I do like music that makes me feel energized or powerfull, just a theme I've noticed
>>58983088
We don't come to this general to bully our friends, Australia, but thank you for coming here with us
>>58983134
so you're weak and limp without music?
Why do people smoke tobbaco? It's very bad for your health and the high sucks
Smoke weed instead
>>58983167
No but that's a perceptive guess, I'll give you that. I like to have a feeling of grandeur though and it's hard to stimulate that, music helps other than that it's just boring to me
>>58983197
Nobody thinks tobacco gets you 'high' faggot it's not even intoxicating bar for perhaps the first time you ever have a cig. It's just a really light little buzz and headrush that's relaxing and feels good, accentuated by other substances and shit.
>>58983197
I don't smoke but I've smoked a hookah before and if that's what cigarettes feel like I definitely understand the appeal, very relaxing
That being said fuck cigarettes
>>58983218
I hear fighting and doing illegal things makes guys feel cool, you work out much? that'd help probably
>>58983277
Ahaha, doing illegal things and fighting for no reason particular reason isn't cool,it's completely senseless. I work out, too much probably, I'm always fucking up my shoulder
Have you pledged your allegiance yet today?
>>58983383
it's early buddy
>>58983336
Yeah I guess that's true, and speaking of cocks, what's it like to get a random boner or whatever when you are doing stuff?
>>58983255
>Bullet train
Fake as fuck mang
>>58983518
Doesn't matter what sort of train it is, so long as it crushes people trying to climb over. With the bonus effect of transporting goods between Texas and California
>>58983453
Hmmm? We weren't speaking of cocks but I'll entertain your question lol. I don't "get random boners" but enjoy getting into a state of mind and feeling where there is an interesting sense of awe and power. It feels good, like how slow relaxing music may feel good to someone who needs to slow down a little.
Why are you such a little memer, lol?
>>58983587
what does that have to do with boners? do you like slow fucking or something I don't really understand
Good night.
and Latvia
>>58983645
Kek, you asked me "what it's like to get random boners". I wasn't sure what you meant by that so I told you that doesn't have anything to do with what I was talking about. I don't see what you are trying to get at here, I think I'm more clueless than your right now
not enough whiskey
>>58983688
nighty night papi
>>58983701
you have to take a test first :D
>>58983709
what I said is what I meant, what is it like to just get a random boner? do you know it's coming right before or does your pp just get hard?
https://discord.gg/0vNQLZbjqHChW2Q2
horny lonely milfs looking to talk to shy NEETS
>>58983688
Sleep well friend
>>58983749
You feel the blood rushing but it just happens, I don't think a girl can really ever understand how a dick functions though, lol
>>58983819
i'm not a NEET though, i actually pay taxes
>>58983563
Just don't buy our ICEs they are constantly having troubles.
>>58983822
that sounds pretty boring honestly
I thought having your own cock would be more fun
Is it possible to get ripped just from being stressed 24/7?
>>58983892
Having a cock is a lot of fun sister, it's just hard to explain how it works to someone who doesn't have one
>>58983931
post timestamp with latvian passport and we can make it official my good lad
>>58983931
>>58983966
Okay then both of you explain to me how a penis works
Posting melancholy country every day until you learn to appreciate it
https://youtu.be/GDw6LUYFqow
>>58983979
Are you a little inexperienced with them now ? Ahaha, why so fascinated? What do you want to know specifically?
GIRLS ARE ICKY GET THE FUCK OUT
>>58984083
I'm in a thread full of dudes I mean I may as well ask now, and tbqh I'm not sure what I want to know
>>58984083
boys smell more than we do
>>58984158
There are no grills here, just traps and homos
>>58984158
I meant the boys smell more for you, buddy
>>58984215
Haha okay you got me, just had to be sure you weren't he who shall not be named using a proxy. Good lad. God bless.
>>58984220
yeah until you bitches live in a place where you can flush tampons or pads then you smell like death incarnate
>tfw hearing suspicious noises downstairs
holy fuck lads this might be it for real or the drugs are taking their toll. I'm grabbing the knife. This might be it. wish me luck.
>>58984314
its the fire
its tracked you down
>>58984296
what you silly boy?
>>58984193
So I'm guessing you are a little inexperienced, that's ok. I'm guessing do have a few specific questions about them though, don't be shy I won't judge. It's hard to go off and explain from nothing. Give me something to say about it
>>58984353
well are your ballsacks the same height? like or do guys have lopsided nuts
>>58984434
They are lopsided, one usually hangs lower than the other
>>58983888
>Just don't buy our ICEs they are constantly having troubles.
Welche Probleme?
>>58984508
is it true the canadians have the smallest dicks on here?
>>58984549
I've never seen them sister but I'm guessing their love for asian women probably does stem from an inadequacy
>>58984549
only the Trudeau family
>>58984547
Die Klimaanlage funktioniert oft nicht, was an der Grenze zu Mexiko offensichtlich ein Problem ist. Die ICEs kommen grundsätzlich zuspät, mindestens eine halbe Stunde.
Soweit ich weiß brauchen die ICEs wegen der speziellen Radreifen auf auch eigene Trassen, kann aber sein, dass ich da etwas missverstanden habe. Sonst sind oft die Türen kaputt.
>hello why yes I am a girl hurr durr durr hurr
Having a wank, to be honest.
>>58984549
Why? You wanna see? You some kinda faggot or something?
>>58984591
Thanks Ameribro
>>58984756
It's more of a medical fascination. No homo at all.
>>58984778
My erect cock is 6 inches I ain't even gonna lie to you man, but it's been good to me so far
https://youtu.be/BXWvKDSwvls
>wake up
>this man has won the presidency
what do you do?
>>58984803
yeah but what has it done for you lately
>>58984778
I take it you're a virgin lass?
>>58984819
Make breakfast, troll lefties
>>58984828
given some sweet dick to some nice young ladies, sincerely.
>>58984819
Praise the lord.
For the record my left nut does hang a bit lower than my right nut, I don't know what that's all about but I suppose it's not uncommon. Females often have asymmetrically sized tits but you don't hear my complaining.
>tfw a non-american thinks you're 100% serious when you portray a stereotype
>tfw North America ends in Panama
>>58984842
that was not me t.bh
But thank you for all your answers boys I am gonna catch some zzz's now so I hope that you all do the same, be good now
>>58984970
shut up
>>58984956
Why are euros so gullible?
WE'RE GOIN DEEP TONIGHT BOYS
https://youtu.be/R82OM5tzcrk
>>58984970
happy mothers day
>>58984981
It was me. I was making a funny goof. I'm so hilarious.
>>58984970
Sleep well sister, have a good day when you wake
>>58985007
Mother's Day is tmrw...
>>58985016
How about you goof on deez nuts
>>58984956
Some definitely don't get that we're joking. There media does portray us as dumb cowboys though.
>go on the streets
>all these cute girls everywhere
doing a descent into madness lads
see you when I get back
>russian pedojew
you're gonna get /cum/'d on one of these days, faggot.
>>58985075
>slowly becoming more desperate
>every woman looks like breeding material
>go home
>jack off
>worry about future
>try to sleep
>can't sleep
>stay up until 4 AM worrying
Yeah.
WHEN I JACK OFF
YOU KNOW I WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE
Good night /cum/
>>58985227
goodnight /cum/slut
>>58985227
Bye pal
>>58985110
embrace it
How will you lads kill yourselves when Sanders wins California
>>58985110
>every woman looks like breeding material
Move to germany and you won't have this problem.
the hour grows late dammit
need to act soon before the moment passes altogether
What an absolue shit thread with absolute shit timezones
>>58985527
hey
>>58985537
A little advice, you may think you are totally anonymous online, but there's always someone who can find you, and it could effect you in real life. In no way is that a threat or anything but, not thinking before posting stuff online can hurt you in real life. I've been online since I dialed into it using churrasco smoke signals. I've watched it grow and flex and change. I've seen bad things happen to good people because they thought they where safe. So I guess what I'm saying is, don't believe just because you think you have anonymity online that there can be no repercussions in real life.
Because there can.
>>58985585
>implying the internet isn't real life
shut up nerd
>>58985488
Pls be in Leningrad
>>58985585
saved
>>58985615
Don't reply to one of my posts EVER again, you uncultured swine. This is a written threat.
@58985689
ok
>>58985617
Unfortunately not. Give russian qt gf pls.
>>58985713
You're a snarky one, aren't you? Reported.
BIG
>>58985617
Ill sack Leningrad
150 for Europe
>>58986119
good lad, thread is ours now
>>58986174
Not so fast, poopyheads
>>58986254
That's Limburg, theare like our version of the deep South.
>>58986254
why are germanic people so sexually aroused by farting and shitting?
>>58984674
>eine halbe Stunde.
Schwarzepersonzeit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colored_People%27s_Time
>>58986514
Swedes literally fed them shitwater (as torture) during the Thirty Years War. Not even kidding
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk
>>58986579
kek ich wusste nicht, dass es diese Umschreibung gibt.
>>58986734
südafrikanische und amerikanische Erfindung. viele Südafrikaner einwandern in die USA und Australien ... frage mich, warum?
Ask an American in Korea anything spics, honkeys and moose fuckers.
>>58986817
ein Beispiel, hier ist ein Süd-Africaner-Amerikaner, der Absturz Raketen genießt und so
>>58986886
why are Korean Christians so creepy? American christians can be quite creepy too, but Korea takes it to a whole nother level
Spent the night watching, Hataraku Maou-sama!
It was gud
>>58986817
>>58986929
Weil sie Hitze gewohnt sind und häufig rassistischer sind als Europäer, die jeden die Schwänze lutschen. Daher macht das schon Sinn.
>>58987015
Fuck you. My boss walked by when you posted this. He thinks i was watching porn. I'm going to get fired.
>>58986956
Honestly I haven't met any that weird m8. Tbh most Koreans arent very religious. Depends where you go I think. Theres alot of crosses everywhere though strangely.
>>58987091
Lel. Dont go on 4chan at work idiot.
>>58987015
I see that the same Swede is spamming cuck porn in /cum/ as well as /brit/.
w-wake up pls
>>58990486
no yuropoors allowed
>>58990551
Shut the fuck up
>theyre all having their beauty sleep
>>58992002
I'm up
>>58992425
omg hi
Good morning lads. Someone please redpill me on the accuracy of this map
>>58993146
did the janny get mad at you guys last night
>>58993255
I wasn't here
>>58993146
Hehe he did it for me too
>be middle class
>parents refuse to pay for my summer holiday and a condo
REEEE how am i meant to make a living if my parents won't even do their part?
wew, someone must have ran out of hot pockets
>>58984819
continue to live in a class dictatorship and be glad shillary didnt win
Just woke up.
How are you lads doing today?
>>58996256
Hey bby
>>58995964
Haha
>>58995964
you're not supposed to tell when you report someone
Good morning y'all
>>58997252
Mornin
>>58997252
hiii
i'll fuck you
stop fucking sleeping
god damnit
i went to america and took this video
>>58999271
*Working
>>59000866
stop doing that and come over
ill make bbq
Hello.
>Mexico
>Not central America
>England
>Not even english
>>59000960
Hello
>>59000900
Interesting digits, unfortunatly I cannot make it, Latvia is a bit more than a few hours away by car.
Or plane.
>>59001025
Central America is technically North America but we don't like them so we don't recognize them.
>Latvia
>Great Britain
>isnt even great
>>59001213
ahh thats a shame, lad
>Latvia
>literally a dirty Austria flag they found on the floor
>why yes ma'am, i preffer tea over coffee
>Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
>not majestic at all
>>59001557
Now take that back you dirty Eastern European peasant
Deeply triggered
no
haha
Ask me?
lmao
>>58986254
Reminder that santa claus is watching even this time of year
WE WERE IN LOVE WE WERE IN LOVE PALISADES PALISADES I CAN WAIT I CAN WAIT
>43% of immigrants move to the Greater Toronto Area
What the fuck. I knew it was bad, but holy shit.
Want a busty dixie wife
me in the hat
Why the fuck are there so many Indian scammers. I don't believe the "le they speak english and are poor" meme. That doesn't explain why Pinoys and Pakistanis and Egyptians don't have such a reputation despite large English speaking populations as well.
>>59002314
i'm cu.cking your women while we speaking :^')
CUT MY DIGITS INTO PIECES
THESE ARE MY LAST DOUBLES
GOT BANNED NO POSTING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY POSTS ARE GETTING DELETED
where was this picture taken?
>>59002548
Lithuania
>tfw you remember robin williams is dead
I can smell the fucking smoke from Canada's fire here it's horrible ffs
>>59002809
Shouldn't burning WEED smell good?
>>59002971
Canada had a huge fire in Alberta and it's getting bigger, I live in Minnesota so we can notice some effects of it.
>>59003055
>so we can notice some effects of it.
Thats a dank kush then
>>59002548
Russia
>>59003055
who started the fire? some edgy terrorist teen? Or was it unvoluntary? or was it natural?
https://youtu.be/29jTvYmlMo4
Pour one out for our niggas
>>59003677
it was the italians
fuck off romano
>>59003722
holy shit I'm looking at the picture, it fucked up an entire city. How can have it grown to such an extent to be untameable?
I saw a movie where there was a huge fire and to estinguish it they dropped a bomb in the middle of it so that the explosions would move the air, so lacking the oxygen, the fire was out.
>>59003867
The fire was expected, and I believe forest fires are normal there.
The issue was nobody expected it to be as big as it was, these things happen, it's a tragedy but sometimes it happens
>>59004013
forest fires can be natural, they happen a lot in southern italy during summer due to the hot weather. But Canada is a freezing shithole, how can they happen?
>>59004093
youre whole-fully ignorant about way too many aspects of this discussion for me to care enough to continue it
>>59004199
I don't know the answer but yet I don't want to admit it: the post
>>59004346
sure you got me now fuck off
>>58982523
Nice
is this russia?
Im still sick
Just took a giant shit and clogged the toilet lads
>>59006384
at least youre not indian it seems
Hey guys, i'm going to the USA in 5 days. What should I know?
>>59006426
>pic
>>59006588
where are you going in US
>>59006588
drinking out in public is frowned upon
you must wake up and pray to mcdonalds every morning
every time you meet someone in the street, you must recite the pledge of allegiance to each other and fire your govt mandated pistol in the air 5 times
>>59006287
Same. Fucking allergy
>>59006652
NY state
>>58982887
Sometimes I hate it it makes me physically sick sometimes and then sometimes there is literally nothing better than listening to it.
Anyone have this issue too?
>>59006711
>drinking out in public is frowned upon
I don't drink actually
>you must wake up and pray to mcdonalds every morning
Got it
>every time you meet someone in the street, you must recite the pledge of allegiance to each other and fire your govt mandated pistol in the air 5 times
kinda strange
>>59006588
dont be shy to ask for recommendations on places to go irl, people here are happy to do that sort of thing.
also even though the feeling towards the russian government is negative, we dont hate russian people
im from the area of the country that youre going to, so if youre really going to new york state (not nyc), the best places to eat are going to look like shit on the outside and in random neighborhoods. but they are delicious and have been owned by the same families for generations. dont waste your trip eating at chain restaurants.
>theres a bunch of girls having a wedding shower going on downstairs
>i'm up here alone looking at hentai
>>59007310
Go spy on them nigga
>>59006711
>govt mandated pistol
>govt mandated
Ayyyy how's your weekend comrade?
>>59007310
Go fuck them nigga
>>58982887
THERE ARE TWO GOOD CLASSICAL SONGS
RIDE OF THE VALKYRIE
ASIAGO OF STRINGS
EVERY OTHER CLASSICAL SONG IS SHIT
THERE ARE SOME REDEEMABLE ELECTRONIC ORCHESTRAS, BUT MOST SONGS ARE BLAND AND CRINGEY.
>>58983009
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>59007434
>this opinion
>>59007434
I am baka-ing so much right now what are you 12 or something educate yourself niiigggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>59007434
BAKA BAKA SMHINHG SO FUCKING HARDDDDDD
>>59007434
i bet you wear metal t shirts in public with stains on them
>tfw you drink a fuckton yet somehow manage to dodge and ebin hangover
feels like cheating. good feel
is my /summerhouse/ buddy here?
Pls gib Canadian gf
I'll settle for a (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuRvBoLu4t0
wew
>work as barista
>hate my job
>start putting random shit into drinks
>piss
>cum
>mineral oil
>watch whores lap up my seed and ask for refills
Life's good, goys
>>59007596
>>59007601
>>59007547
>>59007522
I'm sorry I have ti be the one to drop the facts, but they had 800+ years to develop themselves and some grandmaster tracks are less music than industrial noise. I had to listen to the anthological works of some guy fir three hours before a song started playing.
>cold pizza for breakfast
god tier
>>59007965
You need to leave
Ive eaten over 500 little ceasers pizzas so its too late to prevent cancer.
I will drop thousands a year lf cancer
Where can I find the most attractive brunette women in USA?
I'm fucking tired of blonde women and I don't want to learn French or some other meme language just to date a brunette
>>59008233
>little caesers
are Sikhs bro-tier?
>>59008332
Nobody is a bro, stop cucking yourself canada.
>>59008285
What's wrong with little Caesars?
>>59008379
you're my bro, amerika-kun :3
>>59008233
>little ceasers
Senpai, you good?
You need some money?
No one should have to eat LC
>>59008394
the pizza tastes like cardboard
the bacon crust ones are absolute dogshit
>>59008246
Metro detroit/chicago/new york depending on how much you can earn.
All three places are expensive, new york being retarded costly. Youd need to split a mortgage with other people or something.
>>59008456
Yeah the bacon crust was barely edible
I used to sprinkle parmeson on my lcp. The parmeson also was cancer tier. I am going to fucking die.
>>59008432
It's not very good but the fact that you can just walk in and buy a pizza if you don't wanna wait is alright.
>unitedstatesians
>>59008586
Hi cutie
>pesticides for wheat and cow grass and dairy
>enriched wheat damages arteries
>hormones in cheese and meat
>nitrogens at over 400f ovens
The shits almost as bad as smoking, but its divided across a small chance to get 80 types of cancer.
>2:2 against Czechs
pls cheer for us, ok thanks
>>59008714
XDDDDDDDD
>It's a "see eye ayy" uses a Canadian proxy episode
>>59008626
Just call ahead and wait like 10 mins for better pizza
>>59008472
Thanks senpai. I'm visiting New York in three weeks, maybe I'll check out Chicago aswell during my holiday.
>chugged a can of dr. pepper
>tummy hurts now
this isn't fun
>>59008714
>cancuckians
>>59008855
CIA wouldnt be spying on muricans. Thats FBI., NSA, and IRS.
>>59008866
Where do you get your pizza? from an independent mom and pop place? All chain pizza is just a different flavor of shit really.
>>59008916
Y ARE u drinkin cancer senpai? drink some fruits boi
>>59008961
Only good chain pizza is Pappa John's.
There's one in London, idk why.
It doesn't even have a website, it's just there.
If not, I get a pan pizza from dominoes
Pizza Nova is good but stupidly expensive
>>59009079
>16.50 for a large pepperoni
I could make a fucking greyere pizza for that cost.
>Only good chain pizza is Pappa John's.
>>59009079
Pappa Johns isn't much better and
Dominoes is as trash as lil cease, that shit is just salty ass cheese.
>>59008246
NorCal
>>59009155
>Assad loyalist
The guy isnt given enough credit, but you just know this cheese dick is doing it because isis is unpopular
>>59009215
I think we actually have more blondes here than brunettes
but goddamn if theyre not qt as fuck
>>59009215
Shush Germany, hes probably seen enough leftism in Sweden
>>59009282
>NorCal
>at all the same as SoCal
Wew.
Average american woman
>>59009270
Nevada had a lot of brunette women and they were pretty and not even that obese. The women in the border region (monterey bay was the name I found on the internet) were similar looking.
>>59009282
It's almost impossible to find a right wing woman anyways and I'm always happy when they just don't talk about politics at all.
>>59009563
average canadian city
>>59008941
nothing wrong with this desu
i like to brake rules
Average american in the hospital
>>59009610
Good one
>>59009610
delete this
>>59009610
delete now this is a national tragedy
ok this is an emergency. there is a mountain of poo over top of the hole in the toilet where the water is supposed to drain and every time i flush it doesn't erode the poo and just fills the bowl then slowly drains. how the fuck do i clear this blockage without reaching in there and just grabbing a handful of poo?
>>59009765
Use drain cleaner
>>59008941
Lol wgat a gay
>>59009610
When you listen to your mixtape in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>59009610
Show some fucking respect
>>59009586
>>59009270
Aren't californian women very promiscuous?
Now, I don't really care if a woman has slept with men before me but I don't want someone who has banged over 30 men before she turned 20.
What about Jews? Are they more conservative sexually in USA? Here the Jews sleep around just as much as the atheists, Christians and Muslims
>>59009832
lel
>>59009791
don't have any and am leaving for a couple days in like 2 hours. also would probably take longer than that to break down the poo.
>>59009900
yes and no. If you live by the beach or in LA, theyre much more likely to be sloots
>>59009900
Don't know, I guess what >>59009971 says is right. It's like here, the girls in big cities tend to be sluts in general, so you should probably look for places like lone pine etc, that aren't too big and known too well.
Do black people think most white people secretly get together to talk about black people or something?
Do most white people do this and nobody invited me?
>>59010305
As a blackbot, I just assume all white people hate me, so I avoid them.
Unfortunately, my job is mostly white women and I can't stand them.
This is why I have 4 cats and an onahole.
Fuck do I need a roastie for?
Also, can 4chan stop talking about black dick so much?
It's kind of gay desu
