How the FUCK do I get an Australian gf?
>>58977237
You don't, all Australians are either hairy men or kangaroos.
Go ahead if you want your kangaroo wife.
>tfw no surfskiing aussie gf to live in the gold coast with
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
pls give aus gf
thank you
>>58977281
fatty wanna patty?
tfw no abbo gf
Can you handle the bantz? Because canadians suck at that, and aussies fucking love it
>>58977281
>tfw no kangaroo gf
>>58977237
there is a regular Aussie camwhore on /soc/, she wont be your GF be she will probably peg you if you pay/beg enough
Hang out around tourism hotspots I guess. My sister worked at Whistler for several months after she finished high school.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whistler,_British_Columbia
>it has a permanent population of approximately 9,965, plus a larger but rotating "transient" population of workers, typically younger people from beyond BC, notably from Australia and Europe.
>>58978015
k mate but I need to find one that surfskiis
wat do
>>58977237
Be Chinese.
>>58977237
Never had a gf or got laid, but I understand the general consensus is being somewhat attractive, having good social skills and being yourself :^)
>>58977237
Join the U.S. Navy
You have to be gay though
show up in the set of blacked
>>58978324
WANT
>>58978324
I bet she used her own milk to make that drink
>>58977237
You go to Australia you dumbshit.
>>58978462
ew it's fucking brown and sloshy, full of various particles. GROSS
I too would like to know how to get an Australian gf. Do Aussie women like chicanos?
>>58978595
yes
>>58978595
Probably. Chicks here are promiscuous
>>58978595
CHI
>>58978302
U.S. Navy has girls on ships now
>>58977237
couldnt tell ya
>>58978324
this woman is a complete fuckin joke, im sure she has a gender studies degree, absolutely un-australian
Pretend to be Lebanese
Go to the beach and grab their crotch
>>58978851
>. Chicks here are promiscuous
As expected of nation founded by literial whores.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2LmOmLRhtO8
>>58978123
Most of them surf and skii
All the Aussie tourists who come into my work have really cute accents
>>58978146
Kek
Asians and Indians are regarded as the ugliest of all men here, probably the same in most Western countries.
Lots of girls seem to have a thing for Islanders or kiwis though, or any white guy with an accent, especially Brits and Irish.
>>58977237
Protip: you don't.
Aussie girls, as far as I know, are all trapped into some sort of generalized acting that requires them to rehearse over and over again how chill out they are, how relaxed they are, how easy-going they are, how sex is not a problem for them, etc...
Basically, they grew up being told they are in the best place ever so they are not entitled to be sad, complain, etc.
Result is: they all have some bullshit going on and they all struggle to keep a zillion things standing at the same time.
This makes them troublesome, problematic. It might be because of broken families, underlying anger issues, depression, bad planning of their vegan diet, excessive drinking, or all these things summed up together.
Just don't get Aussie gf: one day they are just going to break down and you will pay the consequences of this. They will fucking walk away with you because their break down will require them to take care of themselves as they haven't in the past decades.
So, basically, you don't want to be there when their fake-ish world collapses. I'm not completely blaming them for this, but fuck me: since I came here they all looked to me like grenades with no safety and ready to explode at the minimum shake.
You cannot humanely cope with ALL of their bullshit.
>>58979742
desu non-rural Australia is one of the best places ever
>>58979765
>desu non-rural Australia is one of the best places ever
If you have cash and possibility to stay there indefinitely.
>one of the best places ever
And yet nobody on the job wants to take responsibilities.
Girls are always angry, or campaigning for something, or ready to snap.
Quality of hospitality is kek-tier.
Tax evasion is rampaging.
Real Estate bubble is growing, growing, growing...
So tell me now: is this going to last?
100% lucky country
or 100% cunt-ry that has been told she is lucky just because everyone thinks she is?
>>58978921
YES
http://www.californiabeachfeet.com/images/VidClipDemos/SaturdayNightSurprise.mp4
>>58980368
fatty wanna patty?
In Sydney from Perth at the moment and wow is the city disgusting and crowded I mean there are tons of qt Asian grills but it seems shit so far.
>>58978371
>tfw no pickle pee or pump a rum
>>58977237
>wanting an incest rapechild of former convicts as gf
why would someone want this?
>a leaf
oh ok i understand
Be black.
