>When I am single I want to be in a relationship
>When I am in a relationship, I deliberately sabotage it because I want to be single
>I will never be happy
Why do you want to be single when in a relationship? Never felt that feel
>>58974663
Relationships are hard man
It's like living two lives and it gets stressful
>>58974663
because he dates fat fucking dumb annoying cunt
>>58974663
Because all women are vapid
>>58974706
More like they not fat or annoying when I start dating them, then they put on heaps of weight as soon as they get comfortable and expect me to do everything for them.
>>58974638
The George Costanza phenomenon.
>being Normie enough to get into a relationship
>>58974706
It's not like there are other options in Australia
>>58974638
Fuck off norm
>>58974638
Comedy gold.
I have another good one:
>mfw I am completely faltering under the pressure that I built up for myself
>mfw I will probably kill myself in my mid 30s
lel
>>58974638
Been happily single for three years, hanging out with fuckbuddies waiting for a potential girlfriend I wouldn't start disliking after a couple months.
>tfw: all the ones with close to perfect personality are taken
>>58974696
Yeah
I didnt realize it when i was talking to a girl and getting close was that i had to put on my good looks and talk all sweet every single day
And i gotta listen to her problems ask her about her day etc
And i dont wanna go through that, like why
But i didnt really like her all that much too
>>58974638
Good quality /int/ thread
>it's a /r9k/ with flags thread
>>58974638
The problems are that you're categorizing things as single and not single and finding each of them unsatisfying. There is good and bad solitude and there are good and bad relationships. Not that black and white but you have to focus on what you like about the things.
Choose wisely your priorities, OP. Here we say "you can't have both the full barrel and the drunk wife".
>>58977742
>used to think this
>going to be mid 30s in 2 years
sweet relief is coming soon
Why don't you kill yourself