>Bought a designer shirt
>It doesn't actually fit me, I only bought it because the salesperson pressured me and I spilled spaghetti
>Too autistic to return it to the store
Wtf do I do
get a pair of scissors and fashion new underwear out of it
I feel ya, Canada bro, I feel ya. There's nothing ya can do now, just hang it up and put your head down in shame
>>58974035
>I only bought it because the salesperson pressured me and I spilled spaghetti
jew'd
>>58974070
How about he gets a pair of balls instead
>>58974035
An hero.
>>58974035
>Canadian threads
>This is what the janitors want
>in college
>walk by cooking school
>some student in there offers me free cake
>a free slice? what could go wrong
>they gave me an ENTIRE FUCKING CAKE
>too autistic to decline now
>scurry away with the cake
>place it on a random table
>attach a note to it saying "FREE CAKE"
>run away
>>58974153
>Not just eating a few handfulls of the cake, tossing it in a garbage can and rinsing your hand off in a water fountain
>>58974035
if the shop accepts a return do it. ive always done everytime the item i purchased was shit.
>>58974398
He's too fucking autistic for that
>>58974035
Lose weight, fatty
>>58974468
He should lose his autism first
>>58974153
>not taking it home and gradually eating it slice by slice over a week or so
or alternatively;
>not calling over your mates to eat it with you
>>58974572
The only thing he should gradually dispose of is his autism
>>58974431
>>58974520
>>58974672
what the hell is a designer shirt. like rick owens?
>>58974572
>your mates
feeling comedic, are ya cunt?
>>58974898
>not having mates
>>58974776
This is the most SJW tumblrina meme of all time tbqh
>>58974572
>>58974249
It was an ugly looking cake though
>>58974035
Does the store have online return? Then you don't have to show your face there again.
