How's Tinder in your country? Are you normie enough to have Tinder stories?
Not very popular here
Never used because not interested
Doesn't work, unless you're looking for tourist or erasmus qts.
I've seen people using it. It's kind of awkward, glancing at their phone and immediately knowing what kind of women they're into.
Never used it myself.
>>58973989
Fucking horrible, holy fucking shit.
I'm originally from Brisbane, Australia but I moved to the UK for shits n giggles.
The girls are all the same, fake tan, fake nails, fat and unaesthetically pleasing.
I mean, take a look at this, I shit you not, I had to double take.
>>58974356
cosmetic surgery can't even fix this
>>58974418
jesus
>>58974384
weird, she looks normal in this picture
>>58974418
I just feel pity. That first pic should never have been used. Maybe a fringe would work
>>58974558
what is gender fluid?
>>58974594
Looking like an extra from Lord of The Rings as far as I can tell
>>58974356
>be the island of Britannia
>get your woman stolen by Romans
>get your woman stolen by Vikings
>get your woman stolen by French Nobles
>get your woman stolen by American GIs
>>58974631
no wonder our woman are so ugly if yanks and frogs have been breeding with them
>>58973989
nuh, I don't have a phone, I'm not some normie.
>>58974558
She's right though, she's totally a Hufflepuff
sloots
>>58974843
Are you poor?
>>58973989
I use Grindr because im not degenerate cis scum.
>>58974894
is that a comprehensive list of every attractive woman in turkey?
>>58974921
Post your grindr stories then
>>58974914
I don't need phone.
>>58974914
>giving in to the cell phone meme
>find out in 30 years you have brain cancer from radiation
>mfw
>>58974987
>using a cell phone to call people
ummm okay grandpa
>>58974558
What the fuck is a hufflepuff?
>>58974974
how will you shitpost on the bus then? or when you're doing a poo?
>>58974894
There was a post like a year ago where some anon used Turkish girl names but put pictures of orcs from lord of the rings for tinder. I've never laughed so hard on chan before
All of them use those apps for phones on soc. Jesus Christ. Why westerners are so rich? They claim to be lifeless neets and waste shitload money of their parents to buy Iphones to use apps like Tinder just to get rejected by some cow with black son. Amazing.
>>58975066
How do you go through life without reading or watching Harry Potter. You must miss out on jokes all the time
>>58975062
>implying that the cell phone only emits radiation when you're calling someone.
yes, because the japs in hiroshima are only deformed because radiation discriminated against gooks.
>>58974894
>Ozlu, the bane of gondor
>Gozde, 3rd sergeant of mordor
>>58975071
>2016
>leaving your basement
get out normie
>>58975111
wait is it actually common for young people in Russia not to have a smartphone?
>>58975133
Then it'll be thigh cancer, not brain cancer you dolt
>>58975169
do you think she would give me permission to eat her shit though?
I lost a lot of weight and want to use tinder to meet girls but I don't have any photos of me not being fat yet
>>58975176
idk, why would I need it if I have PC already? i'd like to have macbook, but its too expensive.
>>58975202
>2016
>not wearing your phone around your neck
>let me guess, you use yahoo images to look at porn
top kek
>use tinder in germany
>3 matches in 4 weeks
>use fake gps to tinder korea
>6 matches on the first day
>almost every korean tinder girl is a qt
I think I'm gonna move. Fuck german women and their high standards.
>>58975381
It's not just Germany, most first world countries are like this. I might come with you bro, my country is turning to shit and burning up in flames, fuck it.
>>58975381
german women have high standards? maybe it's just different when they're tourists in nyc tbqh
>>58975289
> I'd like to have a macbook
Russia was a mistake
>>58973989
Patrick looks much happier since he achieved wizard status. I wonder what kind of wombat magic he's been up to
>>58975412
They'd rather fuck anything "exotic" before even considering someone like me
>>58975078
i got u pham
you lads can't complain until you've had to use scottish tinder
>>58975629
So Korean women are like German women they'd rather fuck something "exotic" like some German dude in Korea?
i'm not good looking enough to use tinder. It would only lead to frustration and i'd rather die a virgin than fuck one of these monsters i see posted here
>>58976521
Mate that's the same for women anywhere in the world
Hot/rich people use it to set up dates and the occasional hookup
Ugly/poor people use it for promiscuous animal sex
Miami here. Half of the people you meet are tourists who want anonymous sex before they go back home
Most other people are looking for dares, which could lead to casual sex or a relationship. People who only want hookups usually say so immediately.
I got head from a Tinder slampig just last night
>>58976309
Fucking christ
don't use it, no point really unless you are a turbo normie 9/10
>>58973989
I texted a girl for a few days straight, she was really pretty, sweet.
She gave me her number and started texting me as if I was her boyfriend, even though we hadn't met.
Then she sent me a picture and she must have been a solid 80-100 pounds fatter than all her pictures. Stopped using it.
I fucking hate the ones that have them and there friend in a photo together and one of them is way hotter than the other, normally I assume it's the hot one because it would obviously make them look better when compared to a bush pig. But then you occasionally encounter some retards who think it is acceptable to stand next to a 9.5/10 and not say.
I rocked up to a bar once and some chick and it was the ugly one and not the hot one, so I turned around and left, I think she even saw me before I left but just kept going.
I'm too scared to talk to anyone
When I try I don't know how
I lack game
I downloaded it, but since I have no facebook pics newer than three years I didn't use it.
>>58977532
MOO!?
wtf that is degenerate?
>>58977532
My profile
Someone pls give me tips for talking 2 chix
>>58977598
She's into MDE
>>58977646
get a more normie haircut and don't let the beard go beyond that.
where do ugly people get the confidence to post their face all over social media?
>>58977646
>zootopia reference
>/fa/ggot
>normie meme
Three strikes, you're out.
>>58977853
Many people lack self awareness. Even attractive ones
>>58978086
zootopia reference is probably fine. I haven't watched it but a lot of girls like kids movies. the /fa/ shit needs to go though
Tinder is exclusive to males, but inclusive for females iirc
>>58973989
Full of terrorists
>>58974185
>>58974238
Because Italian chicks are bigots as fuck and they do not even want to put their own shit online.
>So people will not think I am a slut
Protip: searching for a guy doesn't make you a slut.
I am not saying you should do like Straya and have girls online who say they wanna be in an orgy. But for fucks sake why are your women so fucking scared of doing anything with anybody? They are even fucking scared of pleasing themselves in physical ways... they are slave of a social repressive apparatus or have I met only cunts? Because Italian women are cunts.
Unless they decide beforehand you are okay. Like, say, if they fall in love then they become the most irrational beings. But for all that matters they behave as if they had a wall around them.
Fucking ridiculous. They say Italian women are hot, but I guess they are just hard to get, so people tend to idealize them just because they hardly "concede" themselves.
Fucking princesses.
>>58977646
HNNNNGGGGGG
would bf/10
>>58978581
LMAO
>>58978437
so much this
I'm an average looking guy and I hardly ever get matches. I've changed my pics dozens of time and I still don't get jack shit for matches
if you're not an attractive guy there's literally no point in using tinder
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