A SPOIDER JUST DESCENDED UPON MY KEYBOARD
A FUCKING SPOIDER, IT WAS LIKE 4 CM IN LENGTH (WITH LEGS)
AUSTRALIA GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58971871
>4 CM
can I get that in non-commie units?
>>58971972
No idea how much is it in gallons of coke, you capitalist swine
>>58971972
About the size of your pinky's nail.
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>>58971871
>minding my business, reading a book in my study (as expected of us Americans)
>some kind of flying spider enters the room
>"Hmph, I'll be damned. Can't a man enjoy a nice break without having such an intrusive creature enter his domain?"
>get up
>take my gloves out of my pocket
>put them on my slim, tender arms
>admire how clean they are
>gently grab the spider and let him out through the window
I hate the things, but I'd never hurt such a wild beast. Australians must have it hard with so many in their country
>>58971871
Pooland already has giant spiders though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
>>58972036
That would be a rather enormous pinky's nail
>>58972057
OP here
>be me
>get ready to fap
>spoider descents from above and hangs in mid air more or less half of the screen height from my perspective
>room dark, web invisible, spoider hangs like a helicopter and sits there
>get up, get some toilet paper, then decide not to squish it
>get a fucking Christmas gift bag
>that's right, a fucking Christmas gift bag that I have here in May
>get spoider inside, lad doesn't even notice what's going on
>throw it in the trash bin
>nevermind the fact that it'll get out, be happy that kitchen's far
>get back to fapping
>4 cm
because you never found this shit walking in your feet (It is the size of a small woman's hand)
A FOGING SPOIDER HUH?
>>58972050
Is that what it actually says?
>>58972050
wtf again? never noticed 2bh
>>58971871
But the ones here are 40cm
>>58972347
ye. i'm only blocked from making threads though
>>58972648
>>58972648
With that internet speed, you won't need to make any threads anyway, right buddy?
DEAR SPOIDER DO NOT COME TO MY COUNTRY, TELL YOUR ARACHNID FRIENDS TO STAY OUT TOO
>>58973436
im coming
t. spoida
>>58971972
about the size of your dick
