Going to Germany to lose my virginity, any tips before I go?
Also, Cologne or Dusseldorf?
>>58971742
>losing your virginity to a whore
That's just pathetic, to be honest.
It's fine to see a prostitute, but you have to get laid the old fashioned way first, just to prove that you can. Losing your virginity is supposed to be an achievement.
>>58971836
Shut the fuck up Karl. Go fuck a rendeer.
>>58971742
* Don't cheap out. It's your only first time. Make it memorable.
* Have a drink first to ease you up, but don't get drunk.
* Don't go for the hottest girl. Talk to the girls first and pick one that is nice to you.
* Tell her is your first time so she can guide you.
* Don't be afraid to tell her what you want, if you want to change position or something. You're paying for this.
* Wear a rubber.
Have fun m8.
>>58972086
All great advice thanks m8
>>58971742
Pretty sad.
I didn't lose my virginity to a whore but I've fucked a few. I went to Duisburg a few times, good selection.
You can ask me anything tBh
>>58971836
>>58972366
Chad pls go
>>58972374
how conspicuous is it? is it as simple and open as ordering food at a restaurant?
i am permavirgin mode - i want to go
>>58972533
Can't you go to Nevada?
>voluntarily entering Nordrhein-Westfalen
Cologne
The Pascha is with 12 floors the biggest whorehouse of europe - they even have one floor dedicated only to shemales
>>58972570
this is true, but i've heard that the state-organized brothels (legal ones) are a bit unpleasant. they're also in the middle of nowhere so the girls tend to be a bit less than desirable. i intend to die shortly afterward as well, so the money thing isn't problematic.
>>58971836
I agree with the spirit of this. Going and having sex with a whore for money is not losing your virginity. It's masturbating with a public glory hole. Losing your virginity comes from cutting a girl from the masses, getting her to like you and then mutually sharing physical intimacy. Not from a simple business transaction void of all emotion.
you dont have to go to Germany to fuck a whore, you'll get the same Romanians here as you will there. saying that i'm going to dusseldorf on business soon and will most likely fuck a whore.
>>58972669
Amsterdam is your best bet then I guess.
Also Thailand if you are looking for something uhmmm .... more niche.
>>58972533
Well, were I went (Duisburg) it's basically an entire block (with multiple buildings) only for prostitutes, so everybody you see is going to fuck some whore - so you never feel ashamed or whatever. In Amsterdam for example the whores are behind doors in narrow alleys which are filled by tourists, so you never feel comfortable there. In Duisburg it was different.
It's just like going to a market.
>Köln, Düsseldorf, Duisburg
Why do Anglos always visit the worst parts of Germany. Come to Bavaria instead, your accent alone will get you laid.
>>58972820
what's so bad about it?
>>58972643
Any risks with going to a whorehouse?
>>58972643
Fucking Germans taking our industry again. It's like WW2 all over agai-
>they even have one floor dedicated only to shemales
brb buying a train ticket
>>58972703
Not everyone needs emotional attachment.
I personally want the nice fuck without the baggage that comes with it.
So whores are my #1 choice.
Hell, i've got to know a ton of whores and like 3 don't even charge me anymore because they know who i am and enjoy fucking me.
>>58972890
They're poised to reach Caliphate status within the next few years and they speak funny.
>>58972890
Nothing
>>58972739
Same shit here in The Hague m80.
I literally live on the street this picture was taken on. It's two streets filled with tourists, Eastern Europeans or dirty brownskins.
My cousin has a stake in the garage/car wash on the right and 1-2 whores in the street here.
>>58972946
>they speak funny.
>says the Bavarian
>>58973062
Coincidentally I was there today, one of my mates showed that place to me (we were in the neighborhood anyway).
Didn't fug tho, wouldn't do that here.
>>58972820
even if we don't Sprechen de Deutsch? i haven't been yet how common is English these days?
>>58972703
Why waste all that money to get into a bitch's panties who will probably be lame in the sack, when you can spend less money to fuck a sex professional?
>>58973062
>a Low German speaker replies to me
Disgusting
>>58973118
Most people are fairly fluent in English these days, especially the younger Generation. We've been thoroughly americanized and your language isn't that hard to begin with.
>>58973100
Oh shit lad. I was walking my Turkish Shepherd and later my Hungarian Shepherd (white and brown shepherds, respectively), I also walked through the street with a Big Bazaar Bag because fuck walking around it. Maybe you saw me.
>>58973118
>i haven't been yet how common is English these days?
Youth speaks it. Adults understand it probably.
You'll have no problem whatsoever.
>>58973202
>disgusting
>says the Bavarian
Good luck lad
I'd I had the Bulls I would fug an escort
>>58973307
Why not?
>>58972890
Green = best states
yellow = still good but somewhat boring
red = shit
>>58973401
>including Thüringen
wew
>>58973401
Whta about Konigsberg?
>>58972927
make sure it's to Auschwitz you fucking degenerate
>>58973448
Goat nature, comfy towns and Thüringer Rostbratwurst
Do you think a person with a 4 inch pencil dick like myself can get a girl I mean it's mainly based on looks and personality to get a chick right?
>>58973450
>>58973513
>4 inches
I'd just commit sudoku at this point.
T: 18cm
>>58973508
>implying you didn't just steal our Bratwurst and rebrand it
t. Nürnberg
>>58973450
It hasn't been German in a long time.
>>58973339
Because I get off from the other person enjoying/ wanting it
Not for me to pay them to be a human flashlight
Though sometimes when you go for a long time with out succ it wouldn't be that bad
>>58973583
>It hasn't been German in a long time
Why do I bother trying to make jokes to Germans.
>>58973624
It was a bad joke anon.
A bad joke.
>>58973703
Yeah but did it went over his head or was he actually reprimanding me on my bad joke by not acknowledging it as joke?
>>58974198
The latter.
>>58973198
>Why waste all that money to get into a bitch's panties who will probably be lame in the sack, when you can spend less money to fuck a sex professional?
You what? The prostitute costs money but why would a friend?
>>58972643
>designated shemale floor
Germany yes
>>58973596
>pay them to be a human flashlight
what did he mean by this?
>>58974455
>yfw entire floor probably smells like feces and rectums
>>58973401
>INCLUDING EAST GERMANY
Most retarded image I've seen all day...
Northrhine Westphalia, Lower Saxony and Hesse should be colored green, but leave the cities in the Ruhr-area (little square in the image) red. Those should be avoided at all costs by tourists, as those are filled with turks, other shitskins and white trash, and they are all ugly as fuck and have nothing noticable to show off.
Dusseldorf, Cologne, Bonn, Coblenz, Frankfurt, Hamburg, Bremen and Hanover are absolutely fine and >>58973401 is a mad Lederhose...
