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thank you america
おはようございます
>>58969105
good morning
>>58969043
おはよう、みんな
Cute Norwegian girls.
もう一度レズスレにしよう
皆おはよう
cute japanese rabbits
>>58970037
I doubt that's a sort of Japanese rabbit
>>58970303
it might be imported then, i don't know
>>58970433
why did you kill this thread
apologize it and our war crime
>>58970770
i'm sorry m(＿ ＿)m!!
>>58969229
isn't she german? i'm pretty sure somewhere said she was german
>>58970037
Does this count?
>>58970912
German, Norwegian...more or less the same thing.
>>58970980
this is the cutest horo i've ever seen.
thank you anon
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>>58970980
Just like brits and dutch are more or less the same thing?
>>58970871
y-you don't have to apologize our war crime
it was just a banter XD
how was mine?
>>58971053
Yeah.
Just like how the Portuguese and the Spanish are pretty much the same thing
>>58971172
Cringe
>>58971016
How about this one?
>>58971016
I think she's Russian too. Maybe Mayuyu knows her.
>>58971053
>Just like brits and dutch are more or less the same thing?
More or less, except they're taller.
>just put in another pokecen order
>already have two orders coming
i-i don't have a problem.
>>58971297
>mayuyu
that's unlikely
>>58971197
But they are close desu. Dutch and England would be more like China and Japan. Except friends.
>>58972161
Yeah I know matey
「会社」と「社会」
世界の一番悔しいことだよ
馬鹿にしただけかな
(´;ω;｀)my ponpon is hurt
>>58972380
>直己
誰だww
>>58972472
どうして
how long is a flight from london to tokyo
>>58972524
(´;ω;｀)dunno…
(´;ω;｀)im praying to gods in restroom…
海外にボケてみたいなサイトってある?
お前らおはよう
>>58972472
what is ponpon? i'm too innocent for these things.
外国人の女性の友達ができたんだけど、肌を焼くのって当たり前にやってるもんなの?
日本だと焼くのは良くないって風潮だけど
健康的な肌の色してる人は良いよね
>>58972991
何でその友達に聞こうと思わないの?
実際白すぎると不健康な人に思われるらしいね
>>58972991
>日本だと焼くのは良くないって風潮だけど
>健康的な肌の色してる人は良いよね
言ってることが矛盾してるんですが
>>58973259
pepe-pepe-peru
ロリコン大国福岡のジュニアアイドル
OI JAPS!!
>>58973301
fuck
fuck
fuck off
>>58973151
なかなか聞きにくくね?
元々だけど?って言われたらなんかね
>>58973542
白人ってそもそも肌焼けないよね
日本人みたいに黒くならない
炎天下の東京で顔と体がまっ赤っかになってる白人旅行者をよく見る
>>58973535
shoo-shoo peru shoo-shoo
>>58973618
その認識はぶっちゃけ間違い
白人でも焼けるよ、浅黒くなるくらいに
時間が経てば戻るんだけど夏の間は結構焼けてる人多い
>>58973542
>元々だけど?って言われたらなんかね
普通の返事じゃん
気にする理由が全く分からん
>>58968803
ウンジャラゲ
What is kana? In Finnish it is chicken.
>>58974421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXC77afFVY
>>58974446
Japanese alphabet desu
>>58974446
The two Japanese scripts that are not Chinese in origin, Hiragana and Katakana.
>>58974736
>The two Japanese scripts that are not Chinese in origin
they are
there is a guy that
-hates whites
-its a semi-expert in conspiracy theories
-its a good person, never cheating in business
what kind of girl would like to be the gf of this man ?
>>58974971
Really?
I thought only kanji was Chinese in origin.
Guess you learn something new every day.
>>58974736
script ってなんなんすか(T^T)
ggrksとか言わずに教えてくだしあ
ジャバスクリプトだのなんだのってスクリプトがなんなのかわかんないdeath
>>58975272
I don't understand what you just typed out, but you're mentioning javascript?
I think you misunderstood me a bit.
>>58975047
a white sjw libtard
こんにちは
皆さんはpenisを勃起させたまま走った事がありますか?
勃起しながら走るとpenisの先端はどういう軌道を描きますか?
penis先端はストライドに少し遅れてVの字を描く様に上下すると思います。
おそらくとても走りにくいでしょう。
>>58975821
wear boxer briefs
they hold your dick back and are comfy at the same time
>>58974446
Female name
>>58975885
Wow! Kana Nishino. Chicken Nishino.
>>58975272
文字のことですよ
>>58970980
>>58976025
kani uni tori kutsu
>>58976079
Whaaaat! Kani=Rabbit Uni=Dream Tori=Market Kutsu=Invitation
>>58975930
fugg
>>58976209
you were meant to be in the japanese thread
it's destiny
しりひりひりいたいリヒテンシュタイン
こんばんわ
>>58976357
>しりひりひりいたいリヒテンシュタイン大きなおっぱい日本人女子高生
What are you boys eating while reading Japanese thread?
>>58976572
Sausage.
GTX1080 599$
>>58976529
はい、こんにちは
>>58976628
>NVIDIA
not even once
>>58976608
Please eat my sausage
>>58976572
>tfw money but no food
>>58976628
人柱待ちかな
>>58976712
What food would you buy though
ジャップスの最大の思い違いは、サルでも西欧のような国になれると思っていることである。サルは何をやっても猿。西洋人にはなれないのである。このことは夏目漱石も野口英世も言っている。
Yes yes.
I like Osaka, it's the best city.
>>58976786
jackie chan said nothing wrong
>>58976928
No, no.
Osaka is the worst city.
>>58977028
どうして?
>>58977028
No no.
You're wrong!
Food is nice and the people are more open to foreigners.
Osaka is very nice.
>>58977115
>Osaka
>food is nice
Their """""food""""" is just flour
>>58977078
汚い。スリが多い。
>>58977115
Food isn't healthy and people are noisy.
>>58976784
I wanna pizza
a real american pizza
with soda
>>58977155
>>58977205
>just flour
>noisy people
HA! Big cities are always noisy and the flour argument is just plain wrong!!!
I assume you've never been there. You're just jealous Tokioter after all.
Why is this one of the better threads on this fucking board? So cumpfy.
おはよう
>>58977270
>Tokyoter
>http://en.langenscheidt.com/german-english/tokyoter
kek. I didn't know Germans had produced this word.
>>58977485
>午後0時
>おはよう
ねぼすけさん
>>58977485
Good morning lazy cunt
>>58977605
>>58977610
週末
>>58977569
Those words produce themselves out of our grammas.
Examples:
Berlin - Berliner
Hamburg - Hamburger
München - Münchner
Köln - Kölner
(How admirable those cities are in order from the biggest to the smallest)
This also caunts for foreign cities:
New York - New Yorker
London - Londoner
Paris - Pariser
Moskau - Moskauer
>>58977668
Have a nice weekend. The weather is very nice today and tomorrow.
>>58977713
Maybe, I have an eye infection
>>58977706
These examples seem to be natural. But "Tokyoter" is very funny, because of existence of "t" between "Tokyo" and "er".
Why didn't nozomi show up during golden week??
>>58977749
That's a pity.
>>58969997
ひよりvs小福
>>58973542
そういうのも訊けないから童貞
>>58975272
二つの筆記体
で意味が取れなければコミ障
>>58976786
いつもネタだと思っているのかね、この荒らしは?
>>58977485
おそよう
寿司を喰いに行くか?
>>58977706
>Hamburg - Hamburger
I want vaggie burger
>>58977791
Sometimes we need aditional letters to make words easier to pronounce for us.
For example:
Hawaii - Hawaiianer
I can't actually think of more examples.
Did Japan ever get subs of this or other Dr Seuss TV specials? I don't mean the movies.
>>58977985
Hold on!
Hannover - Hannoveraner
But yes they work without a t.
Seems like you got something special there. See this "t" as a present.
>>58977831
He got weary of talking with gaijins persistently asked him how to get a Japanese gf.
>>58978118
i dont know why everyone's obsessed with getting a japanese gf
its like they don't think of the consequences that brings, how the hell would i introduce her to my family or bring her back home?
>>58976572
Gudetama gudecious pudding
>>58977999
>> Dr Seuss
I have never seen this cartoon or TV in Japan.
>>58978118
I never asked him that though, I only asked him about Japan related stuff-- like his relationship with his family as a businessman that rarely sees them.
I just want to ask if his wife is hot, you know?
>>58977985
>Hawaiianer
>not just Hawaiian
interesting. I guess German is more systematic language than Japanese.
>>58978212
shameです
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3UNjNe5lD8
>>58978422
Yeah.
This is great work.
I like the original touch than 3D CG works.
【薄毛】抜け毛は遺伝子にあらず 「5つの習慣」でハゲは悪化する©2ch.net
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160507-00000023-nkgendai-life
野口英世(婚約者の日本人女性を捨てアメリカ人女性と結婚、エクアドル共和国陸軍軍医監名誉大佐)
「志を得ざれば再び此の地を踏まず」
意:私はジャップが醜く劣った民族であるということを自覚したので、私が日本に戻ることはもうない
こういう意味の無いスパムを繰り返す人間の行動原理が理解できない
why money is so important for asians?
for me as a latinamerican, be a good person its more important than money
>>58979259
理解できたら立派なキチガイや
>>58979333
because they have to work really hard for it
>>58979259
しかも日本の旗使ってるから笑う。周りから見たら自分も劣等民族ジャップ()の一員だっての自覚出来てないんだろな。
>>58978932
Did Japan not even get the Grinch?
>>58979439
i dont know if dr seuss in general translates very well culturally
it's not like road runner where any kid from any country can watch it and get it
>>58979333
yeah i am latino too that's the prob i think we should obtain wealth instead of living in freedom we need to get stricter we are all basically fucking rednecks making jokes all day
>>58979333
If money is important for Japan, there is no 4chan. We can make a claim enormous copyright fees to you giys.
>>58979544
The source code to 2chan was open source, though.
>>58979498
but seriously why do we need 100 million, 1 billion
why? , why should I scan, cheat people to make fortune ?
I dont need money,
with having money to eat good and sleep nicely is enough for me
>>58979562
You guys is using Japanese anime, manga and game pictures.
>>58979597
Fair usage.
If you could sue over that, the world would most likely end.
>>58979597
are*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XYV1GYerYu
>>58979607
The world? Almost all copyrights is made in Japan. All of the world can't make animation industry.
>>58979682
なんだかんだで違法視聴のおかげで世界的にアニメが普及してアニメ業界もウハウハですがな。
>>58979682
even my country has a shitty animation industry
>>58979190
遺伝子と習慣の両方だろ
習慣が悪くても禿げない体質の人は禿げない
If all Japanese mangakas claim of pay copyright fee, Japan and Jewmouse will be only winner.
>>58979705
そんな訳ないじゃんww
じゃあ何で日本のアニメーターが育たない?儲からないからだよ、生活が苦しくて止めてくアニメーターの姿も知らないでよく言える。
>>58979787
copyright for what?
thanks for illegal anime watching , Japanese anime industry can get lot of money.
>>58979877
if they want to make a lot of money they need to stop ripping off their japanese fans
TWO fucking episodes per blu-ray? is this a fucking joke?
>>58979834
その割にアニメ大量生産していく昨今、お金が回らないとこれはできないよ。
アニメーターの給料が安いのは業界がぼってるだけ。
>>58979877
seriously who the fuck would pay for anime?
pff
>>58979942
to be honest familia i'd buy the ranma bd sets
>>58979877
thanks to***
>>58979942
I buy stuff that's sold in America and reasonably priced.
>>58979910
i agree with you, Japanese blu-ray and DVD is too expensive and very short stories.
>>58979921
アニメ業界に勤めてから日本のアニメ業界がウハウハだとか言おうな。
>>58979994
it just seems like they're stuck in the VHS era where you could only fit 2 episodes per tape
but it's 2016 now and blu-ray discs are 50 GB, its enough to fit almost an entire season of any show
>>58980004
ビジネスなんて消費者の客観的視点がほとんどだよ、商品を沢山作るって事はそこに需要があり儲かるから、作品沢山作ってるって事は儲かってるから。
それとも儲からないのに奉仕でアニメ作ってるのか?すごいな。
>>58979705
昨日、武士道スレたててたの君だろ?
>>58980002
I think asians like money to compensate their small penis size
>>58979259
仕組まれた教育にはまって変なのも生まれてしまった
日本と朝鮮半島の対立は利益がなく、むしろ米中露の利益なのに広い視点で考えられないのだろう
>Americans in Japan
>>58980059
I think you're not Japanese or White guy, so you can't fuck Asian woman without money. Your miserable experience has created your prejudice on Asia.
>>58980122
Not Italian?残念
>>58980059
>>58980122
i wish i had a go kart
>>58980068
唐突に朝鮮半島とか言い出す人間の思考回路が理解できない
>>58980168
>>58980188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
>>58980122
キラーは反則なんだろうな
この場合バナナも甲羅も無しか
つまんねーよ
>>58980204
>>58980024
i think so too.
>>58980188
>implying they'd race
they'd just stand in the respawning item boxes and eat all the bananas
>>58980247
kek
>>58980247
Salty wwwwwww
>>58980024
Sell less episodes = High amount of purchase
Can you imagine that even Japanese buisness is about profits?
>>58980273
well they're flat out ripping customers off then they wonder why there's so much piracy
>>58980268
>>58980258
違ったか、だったらすまん
おれは個人的には面白かったから、またなんか思いついたらやってみなよって言いたかった
>>58980288
But that's like... the most industry in this field.
Go and read some book on economy.
>>58979725
努力でどうにかなると希望の光が見えたのに
>>58980307
>個人的には面白かった
冗談だろ?ただのキ○ガイの見本市だったけど
>>58980258
きのう「アメリカ旗」が「日本語で」/int/にサムライや武士道についてのスレをたててたんだ
>>58980174
言いだしっぺじゃない。レスしただけだよ。
>>58980505
>言いだしっぺじゃない
言ってる意味が分かりません。 本当に奇妙な思考回路ですね
does this girl look virgin or experienced in sex ?
>>58980638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
best game ever
>>58980709
but its not even out yet
I like Japanese women
>>58980638
She looks like she has a sex every night with her bf, a Chinese up-and-coming young businessman.
>>58980709
Hm, such a plebeian taste.
English-Teacher or that one soldier boy?
>>58980625
あなたの絡み方が気持ち悪いです
>>58980122
I see those guys almost all the time
What is the deal with them?
>>58980709
>>58980734
also the best FPS ever is quake
certainly not that battlefield shit
i get so much into quake that i actually try to dodge grenades irl while playing it
>>58980839
And with her multiple sugar daddies.
>>58980709
bf2 better
especially,demo ver.
今日は人少ないね。
タイだかどっかの反日中国人はアク禁になったみたいだなw
>>58981102
>>58981123
うわ……………
i want to trip bkk again,
to be honest.
>>58980709
Is that a remake of battlefield 1942?
I have no fucking clue about anything video related anymore
1942 and desert combat was amazing by the way
Was the first game that really made a dent in counter strike
>>58980341
H A G E
A
G
E
>>58981123
キモ…っ
The frog appeared.
みんな、落ち着け
ちんぽでも捕まえてシコシコit so good oh yeah!
まだEaster?スレあんのかようがあああって思って見たらOPがアメリカ人だった
アメリカってイースター祝うの?
>>58981237
(´д｀;)チンコが家出してます。どうしよう
わたしはわたしがゆるせない
なぜなら、わたしはにほんじんでうまれなかったからだ
>>58981303
うるせーハゲじゃないだけましとおもえ
>>58981286
What did he mean by this?
>>58981284
言わずに110番に電話しろ
緊急事態だろが
>>58981180
>New Battlefield game takes place during WW1
>Is that a remake of battlefield 1942?
>>58981341
The name registered more clearly then the video
>>58980777
I like Australian men.
>>58981323
(;д;)君のを貸して。
>>58981363
Homo thread?
>>58981363
結婚しよか
>>58981374
しょうがないですねぇ
J
>>58981395
Who are you anyway?
You sort of register but not at the same time, like some ever present background noise who just bumps up once in a while
Peru feels like a bit of a teddybear but I guess you could be likened to someone dropping a handful of cooking supplies onto the floor
B
>>58981405
ちんちんサンキュ(・∀・)つω-
L
>>58981484
>>58981490
>>58981537
働きたくない・・・絶対に働きたくない・・・
>>58981556
金玉だけ取ってか
>>58981561
仕事してください
T
I
ん
これでわたしのかちか?かったのか?
BLTサンド
>>58981616
>>58981620
ドドドドドドドォォォォォ
>>58981588
>金玉だけ取ってか
ω-
よく見ろ!君のきゃんたまだけじゃなく、竿もある!!
┣¨┣¨┣¨┣¨┣¨┣¨┣¨
>>58981677
それは一本の毛なんだよ!!
japadogは美味しい?
we Japanese must to consider why we shitpost on gaijin website.
it is the Saturday afternoon at 15:30,yet,we are here posting and waste the life. we Japanese should consider how we can make life more productive.
Let us discuss this
>>58981721
(つд｀゜)゜。そんなに君のが細く長かったなんて
>>58981747
クソ美味しい
高いけど
>>58981747
OROSHIがOSHIRIに見えた
疲れてるな…
>>58981794
おしりを食べたいという欲求を抑えきれてないんだろうな
>>58981765
size is not everythingってよく言われる
>>58981747
One veggie oshiri kudasai
>>58981747
本当にたけーな
でもお好み焼き?は食べてみたい
>>58979439
>the Grinch
Yes.
I think our elder merchandiser had prefered pop style works rather than artistic style works.
>>58981856
大きさより硬さが重要
このお菓子おいしいよ?
今度新しく輸入されました。
>>58981940
プリッツ今までなかったの?
>>58981912
形も
S字は効果的に強いな。色んなことができる
ん({})=
>>58981794
>>58981855
Homo thread?
>>58981940
韓国人ってバター好きだな
最近俺食ったイカのカラフルなスナックみたいなやつもイラストにバターのってたぞ
