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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>58939094

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Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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Cute Japanese boys where?
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no homo.
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中野梓
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どうすればいい?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
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thx for made this thread!
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Where find strip bar in Minato? Not roppongi, but more to the east?
How are the prices there usually?
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ロリコンは心でなるものです、お金じゃない
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9th for my precious friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvW6KWQ-d3I
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>>58951053
おおー懐かしいのやってんな
これ昔、買おうと思ったんだけど高かったんだよな
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>>58951175
Akasaka
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みんなああああ!!!
おはゆごじゃみます!!!
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>>58950716
in 2D world
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かっこいいのあたった
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>>58951053
ロリコン・ゲームはやめてwhite album2をプレイする
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>>58951821
おばようじょさいまず
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>>58951821
こんばんみ
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>>58950634

What was high school like for you guys?
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おはようございます
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>>58951993
>What was high school like for you guys?
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>>58951115
I really like this JSDF mum
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>>58952020
おはへほまひっす!
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>>58951993
Pretty fun, I got into lots of mischief

No regrets
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>>58951993
>What was high school like for you guys?
⇓orz
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>>58951892
次はマブラブ、そしてever17、それからwhite albumかもしれん
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東京にいるゲイクラブの仲間ではどこがいい?
アーティ・ファルティ?
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>>58951993
Like spring, every day is shining. That was really beautiful days.
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トランプが大統領になったら在日米軍撤退させるらしいけど
その瞬間中国から日本やっつけられそうだけど大丈夫なのだろうか
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いやでござる
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>>58952308
>また投稿した
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>>58951863
なんじゃいな? かっこいいね。
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第3セクターとかにできないかな・・・
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>>58952199
ecchi gameのcommunityみたいなのって海外はあったりするの?
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>>58952308
変な日本語
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>>58952308
アメリカがモンロー主義になったら、逆に満州と台湾を取り返すワンチャン来るのかと思ってた。だから日本はもう一回イギリスと同盟組んだし、今安倍総理がプーチンと会ってヤる気なのかと。
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‘いきなり中国と戦争って頭わいてんのか?
戦争するにしても段階があるだろう
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>>58952452
/jp/
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this summer when i visit japan will be my first time in お風呂
how do i ask my gf to wash my back?
「背中洗ってくれない」?
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>>58952308
中国と日本の戦争が始まったら独立を狙っているチベットウイグル台湾あたりが一斉蜂起する
インドとロシアも領土を狙っている
あそこはそんなリスクは犯さない
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>>58952527
「原爆の爆発で死ね、ジャップカス」でいいですよ。
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>>58951993
I was always protected by the cool kids even though I was a nerd
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>>58952527
>「背中洗ってくれない」
that is not understandable phrase for japanese
you should say お尻の穴舐めて
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いなくなったところにポルトガルを呼ぶとか。
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>>58952525
俺書き込んで大丈夫か?
日本人って言わなければいいか
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>>58952679
Gaaaaaaay
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>>58952599
>チベットウイグル台湾
ただの雑魚じゃんw
どんだけの軍事力があるんだそいつらw
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>>58952452
ビジュアルノベルとやらのコミュニティはあるけど。例https://www.reddit.com/r/visualnovels

しかしあまりエッチなのを強調していないよ。それより物語のほうが好きだ。まあ少なくとも僕はそうだが、もちろん人はそれぞれの趣味を持つ
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>>58952744
台湾は既にアメリカや日本から仰山買い込んでるぞ、戦闘機やら何やらを。
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>>58952527
If that is 背中流してくれない, it's completely correct.
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>>58952805
なるほどなるほど
台湾は中国相手にやれるくらいの軍事力があるとお考えかw
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>>58952722
英語で書くなら大丈夫だと思う
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>>58952679
That might cause quite a misunderstanding.
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>>58952527
あと、エッチしたいなら「日本は戦争犯罪を謝罪すべきです」といったら、彼女がすごく興奮する

t.タイ国に住む日本人
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>>58951993
I was always beating the big white abusive kids, thats why I got expelled from 8 schools
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>>58953035
逃げろ!!
コリアンダー!!!
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>>58952744
現代は爆弾一個で街を滅ぼせるから国の内側にいる脅威を無視できない
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>>58951993
It was absolutely terrible in the beginning, but by the end of it everyone suddenly liked me.
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>>58952950
日本人かよ!
そういや普通に日本語読んでたね
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can anyone read this? i only recognize the left part as 金 like in 銀
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>>58953134
まあ、中国と日本が戦争になったら中国はまっさきにそういった反乱分子を潰すでしょうなあ
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Frogs appeared.
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>>58953212
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>>58952878
そもそもWW2でも中国共産党は逃げ回ってプロパガンダ垂れ流しただけだしな。日本相手に戦争したのも国民党(今、台湾にいる方)でシリア抗争と同じ、台湾にはバックスポンサーがいると考えた方がいいよ。中国は台湾と争う時、台湾だけを相手にするんじゃない。
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basic rule
netouyo is not japanese but foregner.
unti-japan is japanese who hates his own society.
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>>58953212
the pleasure of being cummed inside
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>>58953268
thank you!
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>>58953186
いや、そいつの日本語は完全に可笑しい。
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>>58953291
Are you chon? Everyone knows renkorean is not Japanese, but Zapanese.
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http://orderof10.com/humanityshallbeenlightened

ドキドキ
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i love all qties itt <3
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>>58953523
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>>58953523
You are cockroach
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>>58953576
what is this wil I die
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OLD ENGLISH TEACHERS
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>>58953737
yes
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>>58953270
加えて文革で東南アジアに逃げたのもいっぱいいるしなあ
あいつらは共産党を恨んでいるから喜んで武器を送るだろう
カナダ、オーストラリア、アメリカに逃げた連中はどうするんだろうな
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ass-chan
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>>58953523
nihonjin「ユーモアのつもりだった」
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RIP LONDON
RIP CUTEPOSTER
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>>58952790
redditにあったのか
匿名掲示板の雰囲気の方が好きだが、一応見てみるよありがとう〜
俺はエロくても物語が良い奴でも何でもokよ
>>58952879
英語下手くそだからバレそうだけどとりあえずromってみる
ありがとう!
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giraffe-chan
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>>58953809
blessed kuramochi
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
お前はもう死んでいる

I am drunk and confused
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>>58953629
t, shibaki corps
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近所に手ごろな値段の銭湯復活しないかな。
シャワーだけじゃなく、たまには湯船にどっぶり浸かりたい。
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>>58953576
CPU部門に参戦
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>>58953863
creepy guy again
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>>58953874
Roses are red, violets are blue
僕をいかせてくれる?
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>>58953835
そこまで気使って喋れるかバーカ
同じように言っても左の側のケナし具合が足らないと言ってくる思想カブレうぜえ
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>>58953863
Fuck off.
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>>58953960
>>58953874
lipstick is red, sissy balls are blue
i will be a cuckold FOR YOU
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>>58953908
me on the right staring at my small dick
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>>58953576
orderof10
((((( ;゚Д゚)))))
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>>58954037
your anus is red, your balls are blue,
now i'm going to forcefully penetrate you.

:D
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>>58954015
>>58953940
why do you hate giraffe chan? shes a cutie, even if she is an average girl
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真っ白になった
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>>58954128
lewd
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>>58954013
>>58953835
とっとと連呼リアン同士で殺し合って死ねばいいのに

http://togetter.com/li/968257
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>>58954118
would not date even I receive payment
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>>58953908
Don't post old men, post qts instead.
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>>58954118
kill yourself madman
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>>58954118
4/10
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最近覚えたフランス語
タギョル(黙れ)
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>>58954278
>>58954299
why is it only the nipponese anons who get butthurt about her

>>58954255
i said she was average didnt i? didnt say she was ugly
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>>58954264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBZP5bXAUVg
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>>58954303
テェトァ
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>>58954251
チョン認定してきたお前はネトウヨ外人なのか。
adios. go home. take care of yourself
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>>58953523
はじまらないぞ
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>>58954528
オーストラリア人は中学校で外国語は何を習うの?
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>he doesn't fly first class on airplanes

POOR
LITTLE
JAPS
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>>58954264
Sorry about that.
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>>58954741
>japanese bba taking a bath.jpg
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サヨ側にパンチの効いた名前が無えからだよ。
語呂の悪い悪口使ってっから。
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>>58954651
お前って日本のパスポート持ってんの?パンツ屋と同じでタイムスタンプ添えて見せられないのでは?
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out of interest how acceptable is paying for sex an stuff like soaplands in japan? is it something you can do like every other night or is it frowned upon?
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>>58954676
フランス語が一番人気な外国語だけど、ドイツ語やインドネジア語や日本語を勉強する人も結構いるよ。僕は小さいな頃からフランス語をずっと勉強してるけど去年日本語を始めた。日本は?
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>>58954979
なんかわからんけど見せられない。
無茶言うな
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>>58954922
ぱよぱよちーん

http://www.kitguru.net/gaming/security-software/jon-martindale/f-secure-marketing-director-accused-of-revealing-consumer-details/
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>>58954922
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>>58955072
>日本は?
もちろん英語!
たいてい大学に行ってから、フランス語とかドイツ語とか中国語を第二外国語として習うよ
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>ランランラランアイランジャ~、戦えアイを守るため~
ワロタ
誰だよ書き込んだ奴
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>>58951993
it was fucking terrible, it was so bad i had to drop out
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>>58955211
>日本語アクセントのフランス語
超かわいい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ZpNjlsDtI
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>>58954982
Of course it's frowned by people in real life, and you can't really enjoy it everyday because it's expensive. There are cheap soaplands but you'll get a female ork.
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>>58955170
用も無く日本をケナすだけのカスが容赦なく許せない、という感じを出したい。
心底の怒りが感じられない。
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>>58955448
I wanna listen to your kawaii Japanese, anon :^)
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>>58955171 語感は重要だ
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>>58955557
文章を送ってくれ
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>>58955513
なんで在日って漢字で書く部分を片仮名にすんの?馬鹿なのチョンなの?
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>>58955415
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>>58954786
I want to take a bath for a long time.
The hot bath can be relaxed very much.
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>>58955653
坊主が上手に屏風に坊主の絵をかいた

try it
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>>58955893
フランス語の文章って意味だったけど
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>>58955072
英語のrをどうしても発音できない
諦めてフランス語のように発音したくなる
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>>58955555
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>>58956003
kawaii Japaneseって言ったじゃん!
フランス語のことは全然知らないので

>>58956042
あのオーストラリア人に適切なフランス語の例文を与えてあげてくれ
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its the first day of your japanese course in kioto,
at classroom teacher say everybody must take a paper to start practicing kanji writting at class, but you forgot your papers at home, there is a big young 90 kg brown light latino with a friendly face near your sit with many empty papers (around 200), you ask him for one free paper
then he responds to you : sorry white I dont have any paper left
what would you do ?
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>>58956146
brain fart があった、ごめん

ちょっと待って、録音してみる
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>>58955697
ただの社会のクズみたいなのが、
全然ポリシーも何も無く、災害とかを煽って喜んで回ってんだよ。愉快犯気取りのカスみたいなのが。
在日がケナしてるんじゃないんだろ。
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>>58956191
"hey teacher, I forgot my paper, so give me one please"
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英語のRは舌の真ん中震わせて声を出すで良かったっけ?
スペイン語のRRに比べたら全然難しくないと思う
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>>58956435
post the difference to vocarro
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>>58956042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tdp6tQfztJ
>>58956042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o59rKJ1Qd4
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>>58956281
災害を煽るってよくわからんけど、悪いことなのか?
阿蘇山が噴火するかもしれないのに現地の住民には伝えず黙殺しろとでも?

http://asianews2ch.jp/archives/48518763.html
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>>58956529
>>58955893
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>tfw will never be reborn as a japanese woman
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>>58956191
Ask Korean girl to my left (the Latino guy always looks at her strangely in the corridor). Of course, I'll invite her to a cafe after the class to thank her. We'll probably make it a bit of a tradition (having lunch together after the school), just talking about our struggle with Japanese, about living in a foreign country, about how this fat Peruvian guy keeps asking her for dates and mumbles something about her being made for the white man (what a creep).
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>>58956529
>>58956529
>>58956579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02flzXxMYTE
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>>58956634
gay as fuck
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>>58956531
"煽る"は「けしかける」という意味で使う方が一般的だぞ。
"諫める"なら「注意喚起する」という意味になるけど、
レスの"煽る"を「鼓舞」の意味で読むのは誤読だ。
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>>58956694
implying she liked to be around russians
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>>58956634
why are skirts so fucking sexy
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>>58956932
why aren't your (includes Americans') schoolgirl's skirt so fappable?
you adopt Japanese one asap
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>>58956634
Japanese people will literally fuck anything apart from each other.
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>>58957029
i dont know, there was this girl that went to my school that always wore skirts and i'd pop boners every time i'd see her
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skirts look good on boys
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>>58956146
Un chasseur sachant chasser sait chasser sans son chien.
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変態さんばっかりだなw
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>>58957073
>tfw looking up "schoolgirl" on xvideo
I really have trouble to get fappable videos
you should change it JUST NOW
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>>58957140
Les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont-elles sèches ou archisèches?
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>>58957043
so why is it only japanese posters getting mad about giraffe chan then? im not allowed to like her but they think shes ugly lel
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>>58957239
people are mad you keep spamming some random girl's pic. it's creepy and gross.
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>>58957080
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>>58957294
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>>58957294
its no different to kpop or waifu pics though

besides i dont have many pics of japanese girls
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>>58957294
Everyone is doing the same thing heere
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japan what do you think about non-weeb tourists?
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>>58955837
I haven't taken a bath since I was just 10 or something. I really miss it (´・ω・`)
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>>58957373
daisey and cara kawaii desu neeee~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>58957455
>tfw too hairy to take baths
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>>58957450
They go to Kyoto, right? Tourists in Kyoto are known for good manners meanwhile ones in Akihabara are notorious for bad manners.
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>>58957450
We know European tourists here are mosty from Britain, but Britain isn't weeaboo country.
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>>58957455
>I haven't taken a bath since I was just 10 or something.
Are you joking or is it standard for westerners? It sounds really dirty 2bh
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>>58957624
showers are more than enough
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>>58957553
you can never be too hairy to take a bath
>>58957624
baths are for kids, old people, and rich people with jacuzzis
everyone else takes a shower
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>>58957569
>>58957450

how is the tourism in the more traditional areas as opposed to the big cities? i mean sure id go to tokyo for the memes but seeing the natural wonders and old ways of japan is enticing too, also id love to go to the penis festival
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>>58957624
No one under the age of 40 takes baths regularly.
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>>58957373
Entertainers and amateurs are not the same.
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>>58957705
>you can never be too hairy to take a bath
you are too hairy to take a bath when there's more hair than water in the tub
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>>58957752
I'm taking a bath every day
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>>58957685
>>58957705
I understand why white people on trains smell so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68wRwq3XlCA
I experienced just like this video once (but as a Japanese commuter) The problem was the white guy really smell bad but he didn't even seem realizing it. I tried to sit next to him but I couldn't stand his smell more than 30 seconds...
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>>58957960
sorry we're not autistic enough to take a shower before taking a bath, i guess
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>>58957960
Also, what should we do when we see this on trains? The uploader of this video thought it is because Japanese racism, not for his own smell. I don't want to be looked as racist just because I couldn't stand the dirtiness.
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>>58957960
jesus christ thats embarassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTcLzTYTzvQ
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>>58957792
You mean entertainers have no privacy? I don't think so.
Rather, posting celebrities pics on anonymous boards without their permission is not recommended.
It's common sense.
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>>58957943
No one under the age of 40 who isn't Mayuyu takes baths regularly.
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>>58958112
Why did you post the vid?
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チンポから紅茶を出します
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>>58957373
celebs and people who post stuff publicly are completely different from private photos some creepy guy shared.
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>>58957685
I only take a shower recently, too. Very disappointed.
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>>58957746
The pic is in Taiwan though.
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>>58957624
It's time for grateful to Shintoism.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3101303/Eau-no-Four-ten-French-people-don-t-soak-shower-day-according-survey-revealing-shocking-personal-hygiene-Channel.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/majority-of-uk-women-dont-bath-or-shower-10065854.html
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>>58957960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibua-qDVkOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS0wTqdpBh0&annotation_id=annotation_2566473033&src_vid=Ibua-qDVkOY&feature=iv

>>58958221
i forgot
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i cant allow
dont wash body and first take a bath
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>58957797
what a hairy situation to be in
>>58958060
I hope you're not serious. no one smells that bad just because they take showers instead of baths
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>>58958325
well that's just europeans for you

one time i was signing up for a school and there were these two immigrants from france who fucking stunk the entire place up somehow
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>>58957373
>>58957427
Models and athletes are not the same. Girl never posted herself here.. it is disgusting gaijins do this.
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what's the most important difference between standard Kanto Japanese and Kansai-ben?
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>>58957960
really do not understand how people can go out smelly
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>>58958340
Yes, we should wash at least one's dick.
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>>58958504
don't forget to rinse one's vagina
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>>58958406
kansai sounds cool
kanto sounds boring like american english
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>>58958406
usually, they are talk something, attach "ya" thought
kanto: you an idiot desu
kansai: you an idiot ya! yana~ yaro etc…
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>>58958504
okay
i will wash your dick with skebe chair
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>>58958546
My friend is using rinse to his
public hair, as a result his public hair being glossy straight. But it's so weird.
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>>58958628
>>58958660
what about Tohoku then
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>>58958406
東京人:ちょっどすみません。これは何ですか。
大坂人:おいなんやねんこれお前!
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>>58958839
speak russian
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>>58958325
Europeans are primative smelly savages. Australians and other New Worlders have normal hygeine/bathing habits.
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>>58958940
нo бpaткa мoй, я pyccкий язык знaю, oчeвиднo
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>>58958826
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>>58958352
>I hope you're not serious. no one smells that bad just because they take showers instead of baths
I'm serious and I actually experienced like that. I don't know if it was actually because he only shower though.
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>>58958839
Thohoku : ~dabe
you an idiot dabe. dabeka?
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>>58957373
I dukno but Ariana is so loli to me
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>>58959086
>I'm serious and I actually experienced like that. I don't know if it was actually because he only shower though.
well then is that fair to judge?

don't forget that asians have less sweat glands in general, i hear they barely sell deodorants in japan
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>>58958060
No I think it's just Japanese racism and your collective autistic phobia yet morbid fascination with all things non Japanese
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>>58959319
Should I have politely told him that he had stunk like lead of pencil with vinegar flavored? Isn't it rude though?
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>>58959481
we avoid doing that even in my country

i think the only time i told someone they stunk was when my friend came back from gym class
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>>58958628
But kanto-ben is like "desu desu~~~ so kawaii desu~~~!!!" while kansai-ben is spoken by yakuza
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>>58959481
you're not wrong, even in america i move the fuck away if someone smells on the train. admittedly it's more acceptable for a girl to walk away than a guy..

SJW love to complain about racism and discrimination, but fuck their noise.
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>>58958839
Like scottish english, most Japanese can't get their Japanese.
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>>58959549
>while kansai-ben is spoken by yakuza
Do all Yakuza sound as cute as Chitose?
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>>58959726
Why is she so perfect?
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>>58959549
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>>58959807
目が腐ってる
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>>58958839
Ebina-chan
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>>58960158
エビナちゃんのおっぱいをいじめたい
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baka japan follow example of older cousin KOREA and throw chinese signs away

only kana only japan
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>>58960382
>inb4 "m-muh homophones!"
face it, if your writing system requires fucking high schoolers to keep studying it, it failed as a writing system and should be eliminated
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>>58960158
>>58959549
>tfw you don't speak Japanese and can't tell the difference between Kansai accents, Tohoku accents and normal Japanese accents
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>>58959549
kansai ben is beautiful ben
freyja's ben is top qt ben
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>>58960681
my brother can't tell the difference between japanese spokeb without a gaijin accent and japanese spoken with a gaijin accent
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Kansai-ben? It's more like Cuntsai-ben.
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Japan I am a schizoid will i fit in there?
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good night~
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>>58961765
Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, nihonjin.
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>>58961403
Kanto-ben? More like Cunto-ben
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>>58961403
Kansai ben is for a criminal like yakuza, in fact Osaka has the highest crime rate.
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>>58962344
>in fact Osaka has the highest crime rate.
No. It used to be, but it's now Fukuoka.
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>>58962344
is ryu ga gotoku an accurate representation of yakuza
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>>58961765
g-good night gif friend~
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>>58962631
source?
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>>58962969
you first
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>>58962969
>>58963049
>>
I'm challenging myself to read through this children's comic in order to fight my way through Japanese.

I'm confused by the meaning of the first panel however. I get that he's calling for Luigi to save him, and something about Dinosaur Land or "Yostar Island", but what is マリオたち and why is he saying 遊び (A verb for play?). It's odd to me.
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おはようございます!
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how to japanese gf?
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>>58964446
こんにちわアメリカから
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>>58964022
Manga is bad for learning because it's really colloquial.
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how to japanese bf?
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>>58964022
マリオたち(alt:マリオ達) means "Mario and other person/people"
遊び can also mean "vacation"

恐竜ランド「ヨースター島」に遊びにきたマリオたち
"Mario and his fellows go to Yostar Island, the Dinosaur Land for vacation"
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>>58964884
Manga is often not even colloquial, it's just manganese.
>>
Do the Japanese love Israel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUR-ec6Z5Q
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>>58965156
This is also true.

>>58965238
inb4 le Japanese and Jews are related meme
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>>58964446
決まり手「口移し」
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>>58964884
If it was colloquial, it would be good for learning. manga is not colloquial though.
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>>58965365
What happens if you learn to speak Japanese solely from reading manga then?
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>>58965425
you'll talk funny, obviously.
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>>58965425
I don't know because I've never met a foreigner has become fluent in Japanese only by learning it from manga.
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>>58950634
the CEO of a porn company (known as Bakky Visual Products) was sentenced to 18 years for essentially making actual rape porn.
Copy Pasta and Tl'd from JPN wiki,
The company is known as Bakky Visual and from 2004 to 2007 “Bakki Visual Planning” published a series of 17 pornographic movies in which they filmed encounters in which porn stars and amateur performers were only told they were to be appearing in a normal gravure or pornographic movie.
In fact they were dragged off and gang raped by the studio’s staff (and friends/relatives of staff), all of which was filmed and sold openly online.
Victims were variously drugged and forced to drink themselves into unconsciousness, and confined, beaten and subjected to various forms of torture (including one scene where a victim is almost thrown off a building), which in one case led to a potentially fatal rectal injury.
The producers apparently managed to cow their victims into believing they had signed a contract which made all this legal, and it was only when filming of the 17th and final movie collapsed with their victim managing to call police in to rescue her that authorities bothered to investigate.
After the usual scandal, police eventually brought a case against the company which saw most of the unrepentant perpetrators handed rape sentences ranging from 18 years in the case of the CEO to suspended sentences in the case of some of the performers whose only crime was to rape a porn star.
Although the company responsible has stopped selling the videos, it is still doing business under a different name. Several of the men who escaped charges continue to appear in pornographic films.
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%90%E3%83%83%E3%82%AD%E3%83%BC%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7105627/Japanese_bakky_movies

http://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1624716

Why Japanese people?
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>>58965526
if they even exist, would watching japanese vloggers help?
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I watched a viral video and I was curious whether at 3:20, is the father speaking standard dialect or a different regional one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLiOCw8O614
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>>58965778
Why do people to horrible things to other people lads
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>>58965778
why are sentences for sex crimes so low in japan?

i've seen serial rapists get away with like 3 years in that country, only murder is treated seriously
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>>58965778
of course I know Bakky and how horrible the company is
but remember you nuked twice to Japan. that was horrible.
we should admit that we human are essentially horrible anyway
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Questions:
do you know who she is
is she famous in your cunt
do you think she is kawaii
rate her
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>>58965778
this is really horrible.. only 18 years? i remember the Furuta murderers only got 5-8 years as well. why are the sentences so short?
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>>58966201
little known fact: the US military dropped fliers on japan hours before dropping nukes begging civilians to leave the targeted areas

obviously, the japanese empire at the time suppressed this information
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>>58966054
>卵
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>>58966271
hell, it wasn't hours, it was about a week before the nukes
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>>58966201
You deserved it
The Chinese and Koreans agree
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>>58966054
The world is a mean place anon, it's up to us to make it a tiny bit nicer.
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>>58966223
she's the worst lol.
do people actually like her?
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>>58966271
there is a fact that US dropped nukes anyway
this is horrible anyway

>>58966339
yes Japanese did horrible thing in WW2

The point is "we are all horrible"
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>>58966223
Who is she?
I don't think she is famous in japan.
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>>58966424
it was either nukes or prolonging that useless war for an indefinite amount of time, causing even more death and grief

the japanese government should not have made it illegal to read those fliers
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>>58950634
On the surface you guys are like super kawaii, but I know you're just waiting to go full Rape of Nanking at any moment.
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>>58966515
she's not, she's just a minor "model".
aka: she is a normal person
>>
反日はアメリカ人の資質
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>>58966223
>do you know who she is
No idea
>is she famous in your cunt
No clue
>do you think she is kawaii
Maybe a bit cute. not my cup of tea though.
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>>58966424
>yo we have the means to kill hundreds of thousands of people in flash but we'd rather not to, please surrender
>"wirr not sullender nippon banzai"

nice god emperor & pals you had in charge back then
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>>58966587
Ah,I see.
She is practically 読者モデル.
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>>58966526
why do you ignore the point on purpose?
are you retard?
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>>58966953
but im not saying the US government is not guilty of anything either

look up MKULTRA, it sounds like science-fiction, but that's a thing the US government actually did against its own citizens

in any case, feeling guilty about things our ancestors did is pointless, yesterday's people are not today's people
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>>58966804
yeah, she is almost 読者モデル. all her photos are very fake though.. i hope people stop supporting her lies.

anyways, posting a nicer model to clean our eyes.
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>>58967097
dropped pic
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>>58966223
>japs think it's the average white girl
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>>58967097
What lies?
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>>58966105
I don't know what it says in English, but the CEO of porn company was sentenced 18 years. Isn't it enough for no murder case?
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>>58966105
Also, even murder is not treated seriously here, if you mean that. Some murderer get away with 5 years or so and if the offender was underage, it's almost nothing.
It's North American problem sentence is too long.
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>>58967193
if it was like one sex crime, sure

but we're talking about a bunch of people who were raped, and he participated and assembled a bunch of other people for it and published and sold it all

he also gave them drugs, which isn't exactly seen as very good in japan from what i know

>>58967280
i thought murderers got a death sentence?

in fact i thought it was the only way to get a death sentence
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>>58967051
>feeling guilty about things our ancestors did
of course I never feel guilty about things my ancestors did
I think we are all incomplete and horrible and terrible (and yeah, you Christians think something complete is only God :^) ) but we must get by with admitting such facts
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>>58967097
PULL plz go

https://youtu.be/T9aq7JYCyJc

ah too bad you all dont know her. she is dating a very famous jap actor, which gives extreme butthurt to faggits like >>58967097
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>>58967322
>i thought murderers got a death sentence?
You seen too many sick webisite I guess.
It's almost impossible to get death sentence today even in Japan. I think newest death sentenced prisoners were Kato Tomohiro (Akihabara mass murderer) and Matsumoto Chizuo (the leader of Aum cult ) it happened long ago.
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>>58967363
>(and yeah, you Christians think something complete is only God :^) )
do japanese people think all westerners are christians?
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>>58967650
Aren't you a Christian?
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>>58966223
too much shopped/10
she looks like Dakota Faningu
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>>58967606
https://www.amnesty.org/en/press-releases/2016/03/japan-two-hanged-as-chilling-executions-continue/
well apparently, last one was only a few months ago

but apparently japanese capital punishments are really secretive, so who knows?

>>58967691
where i live pretty much everyone is atheist, due to religious oppression in the old days
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>>58967650
you really ignore the point on purpose, kek
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>>58966626
ほんとこれ
4chanのアメリカ人大嫌い
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>>58967691
what? no
i was baptized at a catholic church when i was a baby, so that'd make me catholic. but i'm not a practicing catholic either.
i'm not religious
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>>58967756
i'm not him
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>>58967748
>>58967786
stop cloning, Canadian
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>>58967832
who are you, then
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>>58967582
>WOW HOW DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE SO WELL
wow that sounds like it would get really fucking annoying to hear
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>>58967748
>don't know the difference of "sentenced" and "executed"
I little bit laughed imagining in American or Canadian judge, they would say "death penalty!" and the floor of defendant open. Just like in gag anime.
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>>58968001
well one of them was sentenced in 2010

that's pretty damn recent
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>>58967582
i'm not from that shithole, she brought a lot of drama into my circle of friends so i hate her because of that. if you spent two seconds to look around, then you should know she has done some pretty bad things in the past.

i'm glad she got away from her abusive parents, she seems happier now.
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>>58967786
Why did you throw away what you can rely on?
What will you do when you are disappointed?
God never help you
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>>58968140
if god existed then we the majority of humanity wouldn't be suffering
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>>58968187
Your faith is not just enough
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>>58968187
Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty.
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>>58968322
faith in what, a god who apparently put us on this planet which can and will die? a god who gives us the ability to get cancer and die a slow painful death?

no thank you
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>>58967959
>"I poses a skill only 1% of white people in Japan do, but please can you stop being surprised by it"
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>>58967582
Well, I didn't like her face, but watching her in the variety show, she speaks Japanese well and she even has her own 持ちネタ so I started to like her personality.
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>>58968505
Based Mayuyu. Exactly this. There are too many whites living in Japan don't even try to speak Japanese and complain how Japanese people can't speak English.
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>>58968505
whatever, i'd feel like they're treating me like a child

if i moved to japan, of course i'd try to speak japanese well, what did they expect?
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>>58968418
but Christians will go to heaven as far as they believe in God even if they experienced such things on the planet
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>>58965156
>>58964884

>Japanese comic book writing.jpg

So what would be a more reasonable thing to read through? I don't really know what is considered children's reading in Japan.
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where is the new thread you lazy weebs?
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>>58968673
make it, lazy doitu
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i guess i'll make the new one
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>>58968673
did your waifu just get kicked in the face
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>>58968515
without the heavy makeup and alien lenses she looks really cute though
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>>58968607
>if i moved to japan, of course i'd try to speak japanese well
You think that, the majority never goes beyond "kore o kudasai"
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>>58968754
no she's not a goalie
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>>58968646
i'd rather make the most of this terrible life than wait to find out if heaven is real or not
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new thread~ >>58968803
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>>58968768
>You think that, the majority never goes beyond "kore o kudasai"
Thanks Mayuyu, you made my day!
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>>58968768
it's a good thing i'm not the majority and completely retarded and willing to move to a country without learning its language first, then?
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>>58968515
her japanese on tv is scripted, but she has improved a lot recently. i think she works hard on her japanese.

>>58968761
this is one of her famous shoopy pics though? she is pretty cute in person though, it's better when she doesn't shoop.
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>>58968822
stop sucking namefag dicks please
it's worse than being a literal homosexual
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>>58968898
The Japanese are obsessed with namefags, they can't help it.
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