This LITERALLY happened
>Have American cousin
>Call him fat because we were doing Bong/Yank bants (he isn't even fat)
>He punches me in the jaw
Don't ever banter with Americans.
It may cost you your life.
>Having a yank as a relative
Where did it go wrong for you?
I would have just shot you.
>>58966209
>talking to Americans IRL
>ever
shamefur, baka pakisan
>>58966209
t. Mr Bean
Thank god you didn't get blasted, lad.
>>58966209
LONDON
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I did this with a cousin when I was like 5 and he kicked me in the jaw, fucking cunt
Most americans will think you're actually ripping on them when you try to engage in banter because they've never heard of the concept before.
>>58966209
tallk shit get hit m8
>>58966209
>chats shit
>gets banged
>>58967418
take a look at this full kit wanker