>Jews
Sir, would you like to purchase an extended warranty?

MY TAILOR IS RICH

>>58953606
I forgot :
Where is Brian ?
[/spoiler] Brian is in the kitchen [spoiler]

>Japanese
Domo arigato mr. roboto

little stick - bombon - icecream

Tequila Viva Mexico

>>58953676
Che boludo Mafalda 2bh

>>58953339
>Serbian
Kosovo je Srbija!
Sad ču da ti kažem gde da ideš gde da neideš tamo na Splavima.
Ustaše genocidišu jer su veštačka nacija ustaškog vatikanskog pape, šacuju dede i babe, deca na tepsijama u Jasenovcu BREEEEE!!!

>Bosniaks
Đes ba?! Ma đes si tii!!! Ajmo na kaFu, đe je moj Golf 1?
Ma ja se iz Minkena vraaatio! Dobre su one švabice.

>Slovenians
300 hudičev!

>Montenegrins
zzzzz...

>Italians
Were iz de biiiaech? De biiiaech? To swim. De biiiaech?
...
ITALIA MONDOOOOOO!!!! ITALIA MONDOOOOO!

>Hungarians
Hedvesh, hedvesh nadgy hedvesh

>Muricans
Oh my god

>Japanese
speaking in third person, ending senteces with "né"

>Argentine
Hermano

>Paraguayan
La garantia soy yo

>>58954555
>Oh my god
I thought all English speakers said this

>>58954757
Valley girl accent

>Chile
la wea fome qlo, or 31minutos

>Brazil
We just talk with a br intonation

>Britbongistan
Oy m8, cuppa tea

>India
Talk like Apu

>German
throw a lot of jude around, speak harsh, and that shitty german h and r (and ja ja gut)

>Russian
russian is basically rural polish, so just talk like that

>American
speak like a primitive, without any declension (Me hungry, me wants eat etc)

>Britbong
accent like you had a cock down your throat

>Czech/Slovak
abuse of diminutive forms

Sweden
>sounds of immigrant sucks being sucked

>>58955260
only an american would know what it sounds like

>>58953339
>Irish
Top of the mornin' to ya lad
>Indian
Thank you, come again
>Russian
Anything in broken English, spoken with a Russian accent