>Trump will never be President of your country
Feels bad, man.
I know that feeling so well....
>>58951099
He'll never be president of anyone's country so don't feel too bad
>>58951099
>Americans get based Trump as president
>we get poo in loo prime minister
it's not fair
>>58951927
Yeah, he's not a kenyan false documents guy, so he will not be president.
>>58951575
DUDE WEED man is great. He helps maintain the image that we've cultivated since the 60's of being a nation of passive aggressive, pathetic cuckolds
>"Maria, bring me a taco bowl for Cinco de Mayo."
>"But Mr. Trump, it's not on the menu or even Mexican food."
>OP is Trump's face when
>>58952355
cinco de mayo is a mexican-american holidy so the food doesn't need to be """"""""""""""""""authentic""""""""""""""""""""" mexican food from mexico. he doesn't need the votes of azteca gremlins, he needs the votes of the gremlins in the american southwest.
BTFO
>>58952572
>when white liberals subconsciously admit that they associate short brown people with illegal immigrants, so they proceed to take all mentions of deporting illegal migrants as an attack on legal immigrants
>>58952572
why are all female comedians like this
literally all of them, always resorting to snide shit and being offended/non-humorous
Schumer has been the exemplar of this recently
>>58952463
Why is it that Arizona seems to harbor the most based Mexicans?
>>58952463
I just found it funny and thought it demonstrated his authority.
Wasn't bashing him at all. He asks, he gets it.
>>58952959
Women make shitty comedians because the only thing they do is make tired subversions of female stereotypes.
>>58952572
Dog bless
>>58952959
Women are creatures of lesser intelligence.
Their only purpose is to shit out babies, cook food and watch the kids.
>>58952959
>make slut jokes
>act like slut
>is funny, laugh
>people don't find funny
Sexist, cis, white, male, shitlord
