It's time for annual Battle of the Nations thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo [Embed]
>What is BOTN?
Battle of The Nations is a medieval tournament that pits two national sides together, usually fighting with swords and shields, but other weapons are allowed too
It's 21vs21 right now.
/balt/
COMEBACK
First for spanish mercenaries
>tfw btfod
>That last czech guy
kek
CZECHS FUCKING DIE
France vs UK soon, dis gon be gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXrox-zK8cg
360 degrees camera
why aren't they using maces like proper knights
Who is that tall bastard with the colorless armor?
HAAAAAA FUCKING CZECHS
2-1 WE GO AGAIN
Czech need to level up their stamina.
>tfw rekt
POLAN STRONK
KRTEK PEDAŁ
Good job poland.
BTFO
POLSKA BIAŁO CZERWONI
UK VS FRANCE
SET YOUR BETS
POLSKA IS TRUELY STRONG
GG CZECH
wow good fight bros
>>58944524
Please put 'League of Nations 2016' or something in the subject next thread Russia
>>58944675
Some use morning-stars
>>58944675
Some are using maces.
>>58944708
This
>>58944675
I admit it'd be more fun with corpses left and right, but I'm not sure they'd allow the competition to take place at all.
girl on the right is qt
>>58944524
qts
>>58944675
I saw people wielding maces. Nothing too huge though, as they probably don't want corpses.
>>58944703
Britannia will be glorious in victory as usual.
>How do you help the fighters?
Prostitution, I mean they are Czechs
>>58944708
>League of Nations
wtf are you on about
its battle of nations
Who is this girl on the right
>>58944708
THEY CALL THEMSELVES
THE LADS
FRANCE VS UK
HYPE
Y
P
E
MONTJOIE
SAINT DENIS
one day we'll have proper virtual reality and we'll be able to have proper fights to the death
100 year war nau
Boyfriend?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BRING IT ON
FRANCE
R
A
N
C
E
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
RULE BRITANNIA
MONTJOIEEEE
SAINT DENIIIIS
those girls knew their places wow medieval times NOW!!!
MONTJOIE
>>58944780
Jean d'Arc
kek france has Saracen sandnigger in team
C'mon France show these English wankers what Chivalry truly is about.
RULE BRITANNIA!!! fucking die frogs!
>uk vs france
shit just got real
>>58944844
They were pretty shit in the middle ages tbf
Britfags are using spanish and mongol mercenaries
PERFIDE
E
R
F
I
D
E
Did the French bring their famous white flag?
Slay all frogs
>>58944899
>to be frank
kekekekekekkekekekeke
Just tuned in are >we any good?
>>58944922
DESPERTA FERRO
SACREBLEU!
What is the point in doing battles like these? All they are doing is handling their blunted fake prop swords like baseball bats. They are supposed to aim for the weak spots and joints, not swinging it aimlessly and bashing them on armor, which is completely meaningless. It is far form being realistic.
>5 brits cannot take down 1 (one) french
>>58944944
We're beating France mate, as usual. Surprised they ain't shown their white flag.
>French quickly backpedal
Good thing the fence was there to stop their escape
E T E R N A L
T
E
R
N
A
L
Nice battle
Revenge
>>58944959
> It is far form being realistic.
You mean people aren't going to fight to death for our amusement?
No fucking shit Japan.
That french guy got fucked hard
Poleaxe to the face
wtf
>>58944959
It's not supposed to be realistic, just an excuse to hit brits with steel stuff
get r*kt stupid frogs
>>58944959
it's not supposed to be realistic in the first place
and hitting the weak spots in armor is prohibited
>>58944959
go back to fighting with bamboo swords kenji
>>58944959
The point isn't to break knees and elbows m8. The blows hurt enough even with all the armor.
>>58944959
If it was realistic it would probably be illegal since people would fucking die there
>>58944981
have you seen japanese tv
it's not an unfair assumption for them
>>58944959
The rules say that you need to aim for the armor, they are regular joes who have regular jobs. So they can't fuck themselves up too bad
When are you going to deploy your secret weapon Frog?
>the city of france
>>58944964
>as usual
*cough cough*
RUUUUUUUUUUUULLLEEEE BRITANNIA
uk's backing down, what's wrong?
FUCK IT, BEHEAD THE CUNT. ALLAH ACKBAR!
>Frog tactics
fucking kek
oh man that nigga just got poleaxe'd to the face
another victory for the superior brits
>>58944959
Hanzo are telling me that these men arn't willing to dia for my amusement? pretty disapointing desu
Fuck I'm out
It means nothing
We got more nukes
>>58945055
nvm
>Frenchfags btfo
To be expected.
>>58945094
>We got more nukes
This.
>>58945094
>>58945111
This we got more nukes
RULE BRITTANIA
>>58945108
delet.
>>58945094
>>58945111
Mad as fuck
More mudslimes too frogniggers
RULE BRITANNIA
kek
>RULE BRITTANIA
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
RULE BRITANNIAAAAAAAAA
jap team in wooden amour when?
>>58945111
Fucking pathetic, you'd have to resort to nukes cause you're too shit in actual combat.
Frogs BTFO!
>tfw I was practicing my swordsmanship with a broken broom this morning
I could take them all desu
>RULE BRITANNIA
Kek nice brits
This contest sucks
How about we play who has more nukes?
>>58945174
Irrelevant you are and you know it
We got a biggest EEZ and more nukes
Are you trying?
>>58945171
Katanas are forbidden as ultimate weapon.
>>58945204
How about we play who has more balls?
>>58945185
>Implying swords are usefull
They would just jump on you and make you fall
>>58945094
this
we got more nuke 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBBvA_Iak4
(the end)
You had your revenge. Good job. We'll have ours.
>>58945094
>>58945111
>>58945133
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58945165
I know these guys from pool-chair fights.
>>58945215
No wonder, a katana can cut through steel like it was butter
>>58945213
>>58945204
>>58945220
>This britboo
Based af
>>58945213
>We got a biggest EEZ
this too
>>58945185
*hit you with halberd to the head*
>>58945204
How about we play: spot butthurt?
I think I already spotted it
>m-muh nukes
>>58945204
Should've dropped the white flag right away.
>>58945247
How heavy are these things?
Why do Poles suck british dicks ?
>>58945171
The Ruleset only allows European Armor and some European Weapons.
You aren't even allowed to use thrust Weapons.
>>58945269
we have more
>>58945241
You right. I saw it many times in anime.
>>58945259
how about we play: who has more nukes?
aw fuck you can't play :^)
>We'll just use our nukes against your swords
>>58945269
It measures the power of a country tbf
>>58945271
White flag.. The same which made litteraly Germany ?
kill them pepiks
>>58945276
taste nice :)
>>58945281
>You aren't even allowed to use thrust Weapons.
No shit, can you imagine all the busted eyes and severed arteries?
Hope you all learned a very valuable lesson today.
>>58945247
Fucking hell he was dropped
>>58945313
that's great news for me then eh
>>58945310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBBvA_Iak4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBBvA_Iak4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBBvA_Iak4
AAAAAAAAH
Can you throw sand into enemies eyes?
>>58945204
They didn't even use Stukas man.
If you can't handle a handfull of drunk britts with wooden sticks. How do you think you would make a better cut against their nukes?
Whatever, you guys will just get slayed by some random slavcountry
>Frenchfags got BTFO by brits
>so insecure that they need to constantly need to assure that they are better
>We just got fucked b-but muh nukes, muh EEZ
Pathetic
>>58945330
That this 'rivalry' is 1-1
>>58945171
>implying samurais used wooden armor
brit edukashun
dis a silly game
they are just hitting eachother with stabby things
>mfw french chivalry
Czech confirmed for not Slavs
what the fuck are we doing
>getting BTFO by oliveniggers
What the fuck Pepiks
Weren't you supposed to be good at this?
>>58945356
That's make me comfy.
Poles plombing de spaniards mercenaries and ho yea, the brits.
What a stomp
>>58945359
We don't care, we defeated them, they defeated us, we will defeat them or they will defeat us if deus lo vult, there is a new fight, so let's shut the fuck up
>>58945359
Jokes asides, you do realize that we are kidding tho?
Even the German got it
>>58945313
>He thinks I'm German
>>58945419
Doesn't that make you worse than slavs by proxy?
Is it the revival of Rome Empire?
>>58945385
>Portuguese breastplate
we suck
>>58945385
looks portugese/spannish tho
>>58945343
You'll get rekt before you even reach the ground with your hand.
ITALIAN'D
Have the ameriblobs already played?
Make Rome great again!
>>58945328
the most effective weapon in this game is a heavy shield with a nasty pointy edge.
secound most effective weapon is a looong warhammer.
Even a fist in its glove is a better weapon than any sword beeing used.
>>58945490
Yes. Already got French'd and britain'd
>>58945385
>European armour with some cloth on the sides
Are you kidding?
>>58945490
Lost to the Queen.
>>58945490
>>58945518
Fuck, gonna just replay it
come on pepiks
>tfw no mongolian horse archers kiting them eternally
>>58945441
shit, I'm the other German...the one that didn't get you are joking.
Why don't you put smilies on jokes?
Really embarrassing.
I think I'll have to commit sudoku :DDDD
REMOVE MACARONI!
>>58945544
what's a pepik
italy fucking rekt
>>58945553
If virtual reality ever becomes that good I wish we can have 100vs100 battles like ancient times, please get working on perfect VR japanbro ;_;
>>58945553
D-DELET THIS
>>58945586
VR is a maymay and will never be anything good. At least not in our lives
>>58945574
What are these idiots up to?
>tfw we killed pepiks
;_; s-sorry
>>58945586
arent there videogames that already do this? like total war and chivalry
they're not really that cool I think
>>58945586
we're working on it best ally
>>58945582
a czech
kind of like an ivan or pierre, but czech
just send in the pikemen
NAPRZÓD CZESI!!!!
>>58945628
>potential squandered on simulating handholding with anime girls
>>58945627
Chivalry and total war is shit. Mount and blade with the anno domini mod is far better and more deus being vult
>>58945574
kek
Who /wpierdol/ here?
>need to have some shit done for uni today
>sudden urge to play mount and blade
just pull suprise pistala out of nowhere
is that music from age of empires II ? I swear I heard it somewhere
>>58945693
>My feet hurt
BOHEMIA STRONG
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rome empire never ever
>>58945693
absolute wiperdol!!!!!!!
Nice one czechs
Bohemia stronk remove spaghetti
>>58945666
>squandered
REMOVE PASTA
>>58945633
oh i see
btw why do russians call poles "pshek"?do they make fun of the language or what?
This thread is real fucking comfy guys, well done
Italians rozjebani
Gj pepiks
Italians comfirmed for shit at fighting
>>58945779
Yeah because of "psh" sounds in Polish.
when will we have BoN for calvary?
I want to see the winged hussars
>21 years old tomorrow and some weird slavs will literally buttfuck our team
>>58945821
As awesome as that would be animal rights guys would have a fit
>>58945791
Yea chill as fuck in here. What you lads drinking?
>KA fruit punch
>>58945821
Horses are too expensive also higher risk of injury
probably never but would be fun
>>58945748
They are realy good.
Also they produce some realy good if not the best historical replica weapons.
>>58945779
Yup they just make fun of the language
>>58945821
would be fun with all the people trampled to death.
India would be allowed to use elephants and arabs and portugals could use camels
>>58945867
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58945867
All Hail Britannia.
>>58945867
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58945867
delet
>>58945867
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58945867
Rule, Britannia!
>>58945867
RULE BRITANNIA
GET FUCKED FRANCE
>>58945867
Rule Bohemia!
>>58945867
>be bong/bong diaspora
>last year, we buttfucked them and said absolutely nothing
>win ONE fight
>make this kind of post
>>58945872
some Aloe Vera drink with like jelly pieces in it. Love this stuff
oh shit Ukraine vs Poland
Damn i heard that hohols are stonk
>>58945867
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462543269216.webm
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58945893
>India would be allowed to use elephants
With their street shitting habits this would end horribly
UKRAINE USED EUROMAIDEN PIKE-SPIKE!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
>>58945867
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58945873
>higher risk of injury
their already swinging swords at each other
>>58945893
hannibal versus the winged hussars
just amazing
>>58945846
i doubt itd be just them causing a fit
>>58945872
I'm drinking some Ice Tea right now, but I've got an urge to play mount and blade now
>>58945821
There will never be any winged hussars because the enemy team will just run away.
Instant win everytime
SLAVA UKRAINE
Cossacks BTFO Winged Hussars
russia and ukraine should be in separate group desu
Seriously, the farther to the east your country is the better you do
POLAND HOLY BTFO
poles getting BTFO
we got beaten by subhumans
POLAND JUST GOT KHAN'D!
dayum
>>58945939
top 3 team actually m8
>>58945982
winged hussars VS golden horde
>>58945977
It's blunt steel and the swords are barely doing anything, it's mostly just wrestling in armor with a random dude swinging a halberd at your helmet.
how are the slavs so good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drHclGf0oE
>mfw btfo by hohols
>>58945945
Can you imagine that these people live side by side with Pakistanis?
>>58946035
Manly men.
khan'd!!!!!!!!
Oh kurwa
>>58945872
Some Earl Grey, flicking between BoN and a replay of my calc lecture
shit is so cash
>>58946033
it can do horrible things if it hits an unarmoured part tbqh
http://knowledgeglue.com/man-uses-katana-stop-home-invasion-gory-aftermath-nsfw/
It's been like that for years.
1. Russia
2. Ukraine
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900001. Everyone else
>non-brits sucking british dicks just so we can expose our butthurt
noice
>That polish coach in the background
Napierdalać do przodu
Kurwa
>>58946035
Eastern Europe is still in Middle-Ages.
top 3 predictions
1. Russia
2. Ukraine
3. Poland
>>58946033
Well, injuries do happen anyway.
>>58945867
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58945935
We have that drink here, mostly Asians drink that stuff though
>>58946099
>me checking the dubs
ABSOLUTELY noice
>>58946099
You frogs were never good at accepting defeat were you?
POLAND JUST GOT KHAN'D!
HOOOOLLLYYYY
>>58946035
Rich experience in bringing people pain.
Well this is just sad
holy fuck poles can't into winning
KHAND
H
A
N
D
Very very very shameful display Poland..
>>58946093
They're not really allowed to hit any spots that are weak or unarmored.
>>58946118
It's still not that common though
RUSHED INTO THE THREAD!!!
>Ukraine vs Czech republic
I don't want to watch this
>>58945977
>heir already swinging swords at each other
thats nothing compared to a horse that can reach 60 km/h
I HOPE RUSSIA EATS THIS FUCKING COUNTRY AND REMOVES IT FROM EXISTANCE
FUCKING HOHOLS FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>58946159
I can accept a defeat
I just can't handle the banter
17
TO
ZERO
E
R
O
>>58946159
at least they didn't surrender this time
>>58945867
WE HAVE MORE NUKES THOUGH
inb4 italy gets rekt by germany
Now will Odoaker make it to Rome?
>>58946223
>be polish
>get khan'd
>>58946223
KURWA!!!!!!
>>58946267
ebin japan kun
>>58946268
This desu
I think it is time to nuke this world
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS !
>>58946223
Once Ukraine is gone, you're next tho.
axisbowl right now
>>58946221
use ponies then, or hire death row inmates
Germany Germany
PLACE YOUR BETS
>
>
>
Or
Shitally?
Will Italians switch sides?
>H
>R
>E
>>58946268
>>58946297
Nukes won't save you this time. Prepare to be culturally enriched.
go italy
remuv merkel
KILL THOSE KRAUTS
>>58946293
>>58946295
>>58946301
FUCK OF YOU SHITS UKRAINE IS ARTIFICIAL COUNTRY
>>58946295
Don't worry little bro
That flog trying too hard
Italians will win just like they always do in Football
>>58946221
Well, there was a tournament with horses recently in Moscow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EGQu5RUMwo
>>58946223
niiiiice
>>58946351
>France wins
>The king is French
>England wins
>The king is STILL French
>Shadow Kingdom event firing
>>58946360
> artificial country
> 17:0
fiki fiki
I would prefer Germany to win tbqh.
DEUTSCHLAND!
17:0 ?
>>58945867
RULE BRITANNIA
ITALY REKT AGAIN
MOLDOVAN MERCENARY STRONG
>>58946403
Still no Crimea for you :)
What a great fight!
>>58946295
No karta polaka for you anymore!!!111!!1
>>58945867
My heart is already dead, btw
Root for Italians, they have shown themselves well this season
>>58946443
And still no Lviv fo you :^)
>>58946394
kek
also new thread when?
>>58946040
GOAT movie
>>58946320
>ponies
kek'd
>hire death row inmates
there's no need, ruskis have no problem ignoring personal safety so they could get cool shit like this
>>58946386
>>58946486
F-fuck off monkey you know nothing
>>58946394
Lel.
ПEPEКAT ПИЛИTE
>>58946516
>>58946516
>>58946516
New thread
We used to be so good at this...
Let's ban russians & polish.
>>58946288
Itally was allready breathless when the match started.
I appreciate the victory. But Itally should have get a much longer pause before the match.
>>58946430
Won't Russia allways win this Event?
>>58946792
Not only win, but dominate.
>>58946702
Could be nice.
>>58946702
Your anus will banned.
>>58947167
Russians always thinking about mans anuses.
>>58947236
As if it's something bad.
>>58947274
Yes, it is.
>>58947236
You're just jealous.
>>58947299
No, man's anus - beautiful thing.
>this autism shti is back
YESSS I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR FOR THIS
Russians create this "Battle of nations" so they can beat people for free.
>>58947407
Ukrainians too.
>Those czech masseuses
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>58947407
> Russians
Ukrainians.
>That voice
So cute uguuuuu~
>>58947512
And Ukrainians brothers too. We all like beat people, we will always beat people together.
>>58947512
>Ukrainians.
Just corraptred russians.
He he
