Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!
>>58939522
he was a turk
America never wanted to be a super power.
I had to watch this shitty thread for at least 30 mins
t. charlemagne
>>58939522
You've just posted one of our national heroes. A big thank to germanic people for having liberated us from the romans and created France.
It is amazing indeed. Gold is a very valuable commodity.
>>58939522
you killed 4chan you son of a bitch!
>>58939522
I hate Krauts who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more
t. Otto von Bismarck
It is amazing indeed. Gold is a very valuable commodity. You are a very powerful and I have no choice but to submit to my servile instincts and become your vassal. I totally didn't have any plans for independence or world relevance by the way.
I've heard his name a lot but I have no idea who he really is. I know he was french (?) and that's about it.
>>58940018
he's 100% french, that's all you need to know
>>58940061
what did he do?
>>58940018
Karl der Große was a German king who created Germany and France.
>>58940067
he removed saxons
>>58940092
more detail pls
>>58940067
He was defeated by spanish muslims and sheep shaggers so he decided to conquer saxons because they were weaker.
>>58940106
watch a documentary
>>58939603
>>58939861
what did he mean by this?
>>58940018
The tl;dr meme version is that he was basically a proto-Dutchman who converted to Christianity and then made France and Germany.
>>58940167
how did he make france and germany? why did he make two separate countries?
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>>58940175
>archivist : how do you want your succession laws senpai?
>Charlemagne : just gavelkind my shit up
>>58940175
The Salian Franks and Merovingian kings were Dutch desu.
First they conquered west Europe.
And later they died and the whole place fell apart. After which France and the Holy Roman Empire were born.
And then the Netherlands said: fuck it. And left the Holy Roman Empire. And then we had a Golden Age on our own while the Germans were busy squabbling with themselves.
>>58940242
Charlemagne was actually Belgian. *cough*
>>58940175
They were one country. He conquered a bunch of Germanic tribes and the remnants of Roman rule in Gaul and made an empire - the Frankish Empire or Francia, as he was King of the Franks. The empire was basically just held together by sheer force of will, however, and his heirs weren't as good or as hardcore as he was, so like 200 years later it split apart into West Francia (basically France) and East Francia (basically Germany).
>>58940175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>58940067
Destroyed Evropa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
Germainc > all > shits > latins.
CHARLEMEME
PS : W.Francia, best Francia, """"Holy""" """Roman""" """Empire""" was a joke and it was annihilated by a corsican manlet
>Charlememe
fuck CK2
fuck KC too
>>58940344
First Reich a shit, but the second Reich BTFO you frogs in just 40 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=821R0lGUL6A
>>58940413
But we destroyed your 2nd Reich after WWI
And 1870 wasn't a victory for the Reich, it was a victory for Prussia and their slaves
>>58940335
anglos are worst tBh
>>58940988
you made us.
>>58940446
>we
>>58940018
He was Roman and restored the Holy Roman Empire
>>58941018
Yes, we.
>>58941662
You mean the Russians, Brits and Americans right? without their help you would get fucked in the ass Pierre
>>58941165
I'm sorry...
what did you just saqy?
>>58940136
4chan was frozen becuase someone probably posted CP on /b/ and this thread was the thread at the top of /int/
>>58942528
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>>58940167
Clovis is the proto-Dutchman that converted to christendom, not Karl
>>58939533
fuck off roach
>>58942433
>huuur duuur WWI was Brits, Americans and Russians, u frenchies suck !!!!!!
>>58941165
Biggest meme germanics and catholics ever managed to concoct.
>>58940018
Karel de Grote was born in Belgium near Herstal, which (like many parts of Belgium and northern France) was proto-Flemish at the time.
Even the town name "Herstal" has Germanic origins.
>>58945079
>Clovis
>proto-Dutch
You mean proto-Flemish shitlord.
See pic, the yellow part is the home base of the Salian Franks (i.e. the Franks led by Clovis).
Matches almost perfectly with what would later become the County of Flanders.
>>58940018
He was a Greek that created the peanut-butter hence the gold color
>>58951244
The franks originally came from the Netherlands
Kalervo Isokenkä was an ancient finnish king.
>>58951377
Everyone always comes from somewhere else.
The Franks that started the Frankish expansion that shaped the modern West came from proto-Flanders.
As is obvious from >>58951244
>>58951595
yes that was one place of settlement of the great proto-dutch migrators, the franks
>>58952209
If you want to go down that road, all Germanic tribes came from Scandinavia.
The Salian Franks were settled in what later became the County of Flanders, and from there they started the Frankish expansion that shaped Europe. Starting with Clovis I. See pic.
>>58952613
But the Flemish are Dutch, so what's your point?
>>58953260
You literally can't deny that the Flemish are just Dutchmen.
>>58940018
Carl da Mayne was the Afro-Moorish king of early Europe descended from the line of Black Croatians
>>58939522
>I'm made of gold!
>no Swiss flag
>>58952613
Frisians!!!
Am I part of the master race guys?
>>58953321
"Flanders" as a toponym is much older than "Dutch" as a demonym for people living in what is now the Netherlands.
