cute sleeping british boys edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
/balt/
https://twitter.com/StephenMangan/status/728481934255493120
boggles the mind why so many famous people/comedians are so left wing
crayon pop
/cum/
>>58939151
Only subhumans are asleep at 10am you silly yank xx
Yo....
ah yes very impressive hiro
me 2bh
what did you do in your free time?
smfh get your site sorted you absolute shitcunts
>tfw 4chan shits itself and you don't know what else to do
How many times has the chon's shit itself since mook took over?
>>58939560
Shitposted elsewhere
>What shall I do today? Should I fix the connection error bug that causes posting to drop out every single day around morning time? No. I think I will count my 4chan pass money and data mine revenue instead. Yes, very impressive.
me 2bh
Did 4chan go down? I slept through it haha
>>58939560
organised my porn folder
*yankposts VERY loudly*
i listened to talksport and did some work while posting was down. didn't like it desu
Lads...
Lads where can I find an overview of election results?
>tfw 4chan shit itself just as you got to the gym and came back up just after you got home
hahahaha remember wen charlie sheen said winning?? that's me now LOL except i dont have aids hahahahahah
Reminder:
https://twitter.com/tay_guevara/status/721041791282253824
>>58939707
google you lazy mong
>>58939707
it's on the front page of any news website you lazy cunt
Was worried I'd lost you then boys
I hope we never part again x
>>58939713
do you go looking for this sort of stuff lad? bit sad. you should get a hobby
>>58939713
What about when a man, but not white does it
Fantastic edition
sitting on the train
what alcohol should i get from the trolly? they've got tennants, belhaven best, mangers, some other lager and a bunch of wines and blended whisky
Was 4chan fuckin up 4 u lot before?
>londoners take the piss out of the north all the time
>now they've got a paki mayor
top one boys
>>58939770
Not saying private lol x
>>58939770
Yeah. "Connection Error"
Had to actually do some fucking house work.
we /ukip/ now
>>58939773
>poortherners are all inbred uneducated racists
>Scotland: SNP 63, Conservative 31, Greens 6, Lib Dem 5
kek how the fuck did that happen
>>58939770
yours wasnt? that sounds like malware
>>58939770
no lad it's been fine for me, been posting since 6am
Slags
>>58939773
Who care though?
>>58939791
fight me then you soft cunt
Why can't ukip in2 Scotland lads?
>>58939677
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>>58939766
whiskey
>>58939835
Scotland loves the EU
>>58939766
Brandy/cognac
avoid all eye contact
do NOT react
>tfw all I wanted was a nice cuppa and a couple of biccies
>some fucking FUCK has eaten all the biccies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58939835
baby steps
Tories are now the second biggest party
Scotland will gradually tilt to the right as they get tired of the left. Ukip will enter the fray eventually.
there was no ukip in Wales 5 years ago, now we've got 6 of them as AMs :)
>>58939151
>>58939470
>>58939558
>>58939633
Kill yourselves, fags.
why burikasu sempai want to be out of EU? Because of refugees?
i'm so dum that let me know the benefit
>>58939915
So dum or dim sum?
>>58939915
because fuck the EU desu
Me in the middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT634tVg1OA
>>58939915
fuck off David-kun
>The UK's new polar research ship is to be named RRS Sir David Attenborough, despite Boaty McBoatface previously topping a public vote.
WTF?!?!?!
>>58939915
Jog on jap
>normie has one hour left to submit his coursework
>>58939915
You're an idiot
It's a sovereignty issue
>>58939974
>one hour left to submit his coursework
Oh shit I do
'Boaty McBoatface' polar ship named after Attenborough - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36225652
Thank fuck. I'm still not 100% sure about naming a ship after someone who is still alive though
Anyone know where I can get a good black watch?
>>58939966
fucking nerds, what the fuck did they think would happen if they left it up to the internet to vote?
stick to your word you soft spine little runts
>>58939915
90% of people in this country dislike the idea of refugees coming here. Everyone has noticed the vast increase over recent years. No one speaks up about it because you'll immediately be labeled racist and carted away for Twitter hate speech offenses.
Big Dave was forced to agree to an EU referendum because his party was being hurt by the rift among its members, many of who want to leave the EU. Now there's a chance to remove kebab, a lot of people want to remove kebab.
>>58939915
Welcome, Japbro.
Post a pic outside your window.
>>58940002
Its attenborough though, exceptions can be made
>>58939966
>>58940002
Why does twitter want us to be a MEMES XD country like Canada?
>ruining your tea with milk and sugar
>not drinking green tea
>>58940002
I guess the solution is to assassinate dave.
>>58940036
>he thinks it's an actual jap
How new are you m8
doing a poo
Can't stop listening to radioheads new one tbhfamalamadingdong
>be liverpool fan
>get crushed
>by A FUCKING FENCE
>>58940002
Bit of a smart move, no one is going to argue with them over Attenborough
>>58940021
Fuck off
90% want MORE refugees, hence the PM buckling to pressure and taking more in
>>58940096
Not true desu
you lads got a london paki mayor yet?
>>58940068
Well that flew right over your head, didn't it you thick fucking paki spastic.
>>58940021
>90% of people in this country dislike the idea of refugees coming here. Everyone has noticed the vast increase over recent years. No one speaks up about it because you'll immediately be labeled racist and carted away for Twitter hate speech offenses.
>
>Big Dave was forced to agree to an EU referendum because his party was being hurt by the rift among its members, many of who want to leave the EU. Now there's a chance to remove kebab, a lot of people want to remove kebab.
>>58940117
Yes
right who the FUCK thought boaty mcboat face was funny? not on , that is
not having that unfunny SHITE
>>58940117
6 more hours or so left of bojo lad
I need some new trainers, what should I get? Preferably black.
>>58940146
>>58940121
>hurr durr I made myself look like a pleb so it's bait/sarcasm
Explain
>>58940021
not true desu
isn't funny that the only paki that browsed these threads is a sex offender and someone who the country would be better off without
Thready McThreadFace
>>58940146
i'd have preferred the SS Jimmy Savile 2bh
>Lefties are unironically delighted at Tory gains in Scotland
What the fuck
>>58939835
Whats wrong with scotland? Their cities like glasgow and Edinburgh have a high majority white population unlike Manchester, East London and Birmingham.
>>58940135
mash'allah
>>58940156
Stefan Janoskis
>>58940195
no they aren't
They're on suicid watch
>>58940177
â–² UPBOATED â–²
ah yes very impressive
>>58940146
take a look at the front page of reddit. these people have subsisted on cat gifs and 4chan's scraps for the last six years
when clickbait articles talk about how "the internet is melting down over this Vine video" or "the internet just christened 'boaty mcboatface'!" they mean reddit
>>58940230
YEWWWWKIPPPPP?
>>58940198
>even the pakis don't want to live there
You just cannot fabricate such events
>>58940177
FUCK OFF LEAF
>>58940213
Lefties snp voters are laughing their bollocks off
>>58940163
Why do you think I requested a pic?
Do you need to be spoonfed everything you autistic smelly shitskin degenerate?
>>58940198
nothing
only pakis have an issue with it really
Vote UKIP
Nigel will make Britain great again
>>58940230
>+20
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
Awful thread
Can we calm down with the racism please?
>>58940273
at the demise of labour? yes
not at thr rise of the tories though
>>58940021
>afraid of being labeled racist
You should be proud of racist. Learn from Jap sempai
>the mayor of london is a fucking muslim
>>58940253
They do
We don't get paki allocations because we don't have the infrastructure
>>58940297
Not good enough for my liking desu
Hope they get at least one London Assembly seat desu, they have the potential to win my borough
>>58940253
>NO MIME GF
>>58940280
>believing it even might be a real jap
Lmao check this fucking new cunt out lads, made a right mockery of himself
>>58940195
Proofs?
>>58940315
But yes they are
>>58940036
it's raining in tokyo.
http://www.thelocal.de/20160505/germans-increasingly-doubtful-on-eu-us-trade-pact-poll
i fucking hate merkel so much
>>58940174
99% of /brit/ are pakis
>>58940322
edgy
>>58940338
>paki playing to the crowd after getting btfo
Most people on here would rather see you dead, Rasheed
>people think japanese post on 4chan, a pale imitiation of one of their popular sites
>they think japanese would post on the foreign language version of one of their sites where all the memes make no sense to them because they're predominantly western stuff
okay
Craven mentioned
>>58940369
no rasheed they arent
>>58940322
The results are still not revealed mate. Lets hope the jew gets into office.
>>58940407
Yes they are
>>58940369
Kill yourself you paki cunt, maybe learn some English on your way out too.
>>58940407
>>58940430
Why the whites who post here always the most pathetic fedora tipping neckbearded variety?
Robots
I hate my job lads. what do
>>58940367
Sounds like a Japanese love song
>>58940394
>projecting this fucking hard
Well I guess seeing the embarrassment you've caused for yourself turn fabricating lies is the only way to save face
>>58940456
away and pish your drawers you ribena poisoning sex offender
Hello Poleaboo ,
Thank you for your interest in the Trainee Shop Floor Operative position at Bennett Staff Bureau. We have reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we have now appointed for this position, but I will keep your details on file.
I am sorry for the disappointing news. Best of luck in your job search.
@58940456
End your miserable life ribena, literally no one likes you
>>58940460
good lad
>>58940410
>Nathan Gill, Michelle Brown, Mark Reckless, David Rowlands, Caroline Jones, Neil Hamilton and Gareth Bennett are now UKIP AMs for Wales
wew
>the fire rises in Wales
>London gets KHAN'D
considering emigrating
Why do I have ginger hairs in my beard when I have brown/ blond hair?
>>58940499
>Aryan eyes
>nigger lips
for what purpose?
>tfw no peng ting
>>58940473
>embarrassed
>on a fucking anonymous board
Fuck's sake, Rasheed. neck yerself.
>>58940494
>@
You must be new here.
>>58940499
so qt
@537
Literally how fucking new
Kill yourself
anyone here hated their jobs and did something about it? pls I'm miserable
»58940537
nice try
>>58940531
>actually finding this thing attractive
>>58940537
You must be 10 times as new
@-posting makes sure someone doesn't get any (You)s
Hi I'm new here
>>58940531
Not her at least haha
>>58940526
>only niggers have big lips
Mate, are you a recluse?
>>58940562
>>58940585
grow up reddit plebs
>>58940575
Ahh yes, I surely respect the opinion of a fucking nonce who wanks over cartoon drawings of Japanese schoolgirls
>>58940585
why would someone care about (You)s? is this what we do now? caring about your numbers on anything aside from GETs is fucking reddit-tier
Poleaboo is off to his NU-TRAXX appointment in an hour
︃>︃>58940585
>being so new you give a fresh (You) to obvious bait
lmao kid
>>58940512
>Neil Hamilton
What possesses someone to vote this slimey fucking cunt?
@58940632
I hope he gets hit by a bus on the way and dies
>>58940512
>Caroline Jones
what, pretty sure she lost?
>58940626
Literally everything poleaboo does is for (You)s and he cries when you don't give them to him, that is all his life is worth
>>58940592
Welcome, Costa Rica.
Poleaboo just ordered her first hormones.
>>58940664
don't even acknowledge he exists m8 and maybe he'll fuck off
Why the bullying of poleaboo?
>>58940625
literately the only anime picture I have
have fun with your chimp you ugly mong
>>58940645
people just voted for ukip for the Assembly and the ukip higher ups put him on the main list for candidates for whatever reason
Don't reply to him (oz)
≥58940706
As the runt is still alive
Sometimes when I'm particularly irritated by a post, I deprive it of a correct reply link. That's just the sort of man I am.
tbf I don't reply to any of you idiotic little puppets
@58940731
Ruthless bastard!
>>58940695
nah, I'll just try twice as hard
But don't you fret, the day will come one /brit/ and the entire country won't be able to stop talking about me
>>58940674
Thank
>>58940736
might be a puppet but at least im not a muppet lmao btfo
How do you know when you have a drug addiction?
if people don't quote probably I just skip there post
>>58940797
Hi
>>58940792
If you have to ask yourself, then the answer is yes.
>>58940625
You are in dire need of a wifu mate.
>>58940767
lmao fresh (You) for this classic banter
>>58940809
Nice subject idiot
>>58940826
post a picture of the outside of your window, I want to see japan
>>58940817
Kinda worried.
@826
Don't @ me you fucking nonce
just don't reply lads
>Sometimes when I'm particularly irritated by a post, I deprive it of a correct reply link. That's just the sort of man I am.
58940706
Because he should kill himself
Seriously
And his family
dont reply to her lads
︃>︃>58940797
>>>/ck/7643859
>>58940890
that's technically a reply
might try and breed some more aquatic runts today
tans out
Dear 847 and 848,
Two extremely fucking monged posts in a row, I hope you're proud of yourselves
wer is evry1 gon
>>58940848
Sure thing mate, but nothing special really.
>>58940462
get laid off and become drunkard neet.
Utterly shit thread lads
Why hasn't anyone fallen for my new phishing campaign?
suns out guns out lads
>>58940953
Fake
>>58940532
>knowing who's paki
>on a fucking anonymous board
>>58940983
What phishing campaign?
>>58940953
>tfw not in japan
Going back to sleep, maybe you mongs will have fucked off by then
>>58940994
>Final Solution
Interesting choice of words.
>>58940967
it's the best general /int/ has to offer.
>>58940879
Why?
>>58940967
Stop bitching and make it great again then goy
>>58940706
We haven't gotten our investments worth back so we bully until we get it.
>>58941023
Not at the moment it isn't
This post is addressed to post number fifty-eight million, nine hundred and forty thousand, nine hundred and forty-two
CC: fifty-eight million, nine hundred and forty thousand, eight hundred and forty-seven; fifty-eight million, nine hundred and forty thousand, eight hundred and forty-eight
pull your heads in you runts
58940942
>>58940953
Looks like that angry paki got BTFO!
58941030
Pakis n that innit
>>58940983
Poleaboo pls
>>58941031
why do you like mechanical dildo fucking so much lad
>>58941047
autism spectrum
>>58941104
all me
Pj41ODk0MTA5OA0KRG9uJ3QgZXZlciByZXBseSB0byBtZSBvciBteSB3aWZlJ3Mgc29uIGFnYWluLg==
>paki mayor
THIS OCCURRENCE SIMPLY CANNOT BE CONSTRUCTED AS FICTION
@Inconceivably ignorant mote of pond slime
Get out of my fucking sight.
doing a thing
>>58941100
>not liking the qt blond and her mechanical bf desecrating a Finnish temple episode
>>58941146
stop it
i can feel the starts of a sore throat coming on
Anything i can doto prevent?
What is this lads?
>>58941149
thats a fucking huge clit
>>58941161
shove a nice sailor cock in there
ah yes mighty stuff
>>58941168
national rugby league
>>58941161
Choke on my willy
>>58941161
chug some sciracha
>>58941161
Stop sucking my willy
>>58940953
neet
>>58941161
Scratch it off with a knife
Can hear my flatmate fucking his girlfriend and her having an orgasm
>tfw I will never make a girl feel like that
>>58941130
Explain what is wrong with it?
lads I'm depressed lmao
>voted for UKIP
>tell people I voted Tory
heh my social reputation is saved
>tfw senpai (logistics) notices you
>>58941182
is there a clearer sign that people are fed up?
>>58941241
Literally me
Although some people I know aren't fans of the Tories, it's better than saying UKIP
Just had a jehova bloke at the door
Do they get paid for doing the rounds or what?
>>58941237
kill yourself
>tfw replaced normies coursework submission with femdom literature
>>58941235
R
A
S
H
E
E
D
lads
>>58941244
>>58941300
not an argument