>Australia declares a war on fish.
LMAO CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP
it's actually a good idea, Great Lakes should do the same thing
herpes
>white people can't commit genocide on other people anymore so they do it on FUCKING FISH instead
HAHA THIS EVENT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE FABRICATED
I wonder where we've seen this before
>>58928476
If they have so many carp, why don't they just start fishing and canning them, then ending world hunger with their endless supply of fish?
Why are Aussies so selfish and wasteful?
CARP'D
Didn't they declare war on cats as well?
Can't they just let the two of them fight it out and kill the winner?
>>58928476
only 5 polish would be enough
>>58928476
>final solution
>>58928476
Knowing the Aussies they'll loose it like the Emu war.
>>58928476
My father was a carpenter, what do Australians have against us?
>yfw they lose
>>58930268
Loose like your mum too.
>>58930268
>loose
How do you shit talk fish to death?
>>58928663
you have to put them in clear water for several days to remove mud in their bodies before processing or shipping. That's probably laborious and costly.
>final solution
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN!
>>58928663
>>58930545
tbqf that sounds like something we should be letting abos that live off the land do
![bcp_00047u[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jbU4fkQ.jpg "bcp_00047u[1].jpg")
>>58928476
Why are Australians always trying to genocide animals?
poor carps. I hope they can carpe diem while they are alive.
>>58930545
>you have to put them in clear water for several days to remove mud in their bodies
what the hell. Fish have no dirt in their bodies
>>58930668
Why not?
>>58928476
Remember what happened last time Australia tried to war animals?
>>58930798
dunno but I heard carp will be too stinky without doing that.
>>58930873
I wouldn't know, I have never eaten fish in my entire life.
But when we went fishing with my father, when we caught fish, and brought them home, my mother cleaned them right away.
>>58930668
Because they pretty much genocided there native population
Gotta have something to genocide
>>58930695
BADUMTSS
Are they invasive?
good
the yanks should declare war on chinky carps too
>>58931050
We have a lot of very tasty fish to declare war on that have no place here
>>58931081
you cant eat asian carp you absolute retard, they taste like horseshit
anyone who lives near the mississippi or its tributaries hates chinky carps with a passion
https://www.nwf.org/Wildlife/Threats-to-Wildlife/Invasive-Species/Asian-Carp.aspx
>>58928602
>Chinks commiting genocide on anyone but themselves
>>58930695
haha
>>58930960
Poles keep carps in bathtubs before cooking. This is what i read on /int/.
>>58929797
This
>>58930695
good one
>>58928476
kek
>>58931156
But I never said that.
I was talking about the blue catfish
Carp is the most useless fish you can have in your waters, I'd say they should catch them in masses and sell them as the cheapest chum in the world
>>58930960
>I wouldn't know, I have never eaten fish in my entire life.
>But when we went fishing with my father, when we caught fish, and brought them home, my mother cleaned them right away.
How do these two statements fit together?
>>58931507
>I have never eaten fish
>when we caught fish
Wow golly gee wickers anon. You're right! Those two statements are exactly the same!
>>58928476
Our government works in strange ways. The Great Barrier Reef is literally being bleached and is dying, but they focus on carp.
>>58931370
You are partly right.
They absorb a dirty taste in rivers, but clean water filters them out after a few days.
fuck you auscunt carp are the poor man's best friend here
>>58931477
Free market won't profitably allow that.
t. Capitalism
>>58931530
In Texas, by law, if you recreationally catch fish you must use them for food purposes.
But I do see how the statements can work.
I just always eat what I catch. Makes it taste better IMO.
>>58931597
t. Poor man
>cant beat emus
>can't beat cats
>have to resort to trying to beat fish
>>58931507
>>58931639
My parents like fish, especially in soup. I find even the smell of it revolting.
>>58928476
>Australia
>Island full of extremely dangerous and/or venomous animals (cassowaries, man o' wars, box jellies, several different snake and spider species, etc.)
>Instead of spending resources to kill animals which are a legitimate threat they use it to kill fucking fish
IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE THIS SHIT
Khan't make this shit up family
>>58928476
>final solution
>>58930871
yeah, japan got their shit pushed in at kokoda and then america nuked them
>>58930798
Carp are bottom feeders
>>58933681
You're a bottom feeder
>>58930798
Carps are the niggers of the sea tho
>>58934503
Steady yourself, Brazil. Don't forget where you are.
Asian carp are actually a huge issue here, probably the same in Australia
Though Aussies have always had issues with invasive Asians
>>58934598
I will soon, soon I'll be there :^)
>>58928663
Because these introduced fish (carp) live in waters with local fish and it is impossible to catch just one type and not the others. The disease however is deadly to carp but NOT the local fish.
(BTW, many people find carp poor eating; muddy taste; coarse flesh.)
The Australian distaste for their native wildlife is rather concerning. Like, why can't they take care of the species that actually is a plight to their society?
>>58930798
True, but some animals taste of what they eat. Some people can taste 'grassy flavours' in non-grain-fed red meats like sheep or cattle. People say that carp tastes "muddy" - they sift the bottom of the waterways for food, like catfish.
>>58934663
We did. Good luck finding one of those on the East coast. Some businesses and universities have an honorary "pretend to care" moment where we thank the slain boongs for their land then get on with our jobs and education at the start of the year.
>>58930668
Because newly arrived migrants often miss the foods they had back home and introduce them. Examples: rabbits; foxes; carp. Some were introduced as biological controls of other pests, but became pests themselves: cane toads (not kidding, brought here in misguided attempt to control sugar cane beetles). And then we have a new pest species. (sigh)
>>58930999
Yes; their feeding methods as bottom-feeders stir up the bottom mud and the slope up to the edge of the river. Local soil conditions can then led to side erosion. The turbid water is not preferred by local fish, who then don't breed as well or just go away, leaving the carp to dominate. Repeat many times and we have sections of large and entire small rivers with nothing but carp.
>>58931477
Can't catch ONLY carp. We tried netting rivers before, the catch always includes some local fish. Carp are such prolific breeders that we were just helping them replace the local fish. :-(
>>58931530
Families. Many go fishing together, not everyone eats the fish though. Have a brain?
>>58933595
good post
>>58931531
The carp disease must have been in research for years, mate. Think of all the tests on local species before it was deemed safe to release.
How's that cat war going?
you could sell it to the chinese, given how many lakes the PRC has poisoned in its drive to industrialize
>>58930668
White people have genocide in their blood, and Australia is in the middle of nowhere.
>australians now attempting genocide of horses
CANNOT make this shit up
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2016/05/controversial-brumby-cull-proposed
>>58933509
We try NOT to kill the local species these days, unless they are an immediate threat e.g. a croc that attacked people. Even poisonous snakes seen at schools are often caught and moved. The carp are INTRODUCED not local, same as rabbits, foxes, cats.
>declare war on emus
>lose
>declare war on carp
>???
>>58934554
No, they aren't. Fresh water fish.
>>58934914
Apocalypse Meow?
>>58931507
You don't have to eat everything your mom cooks
>>58930668
If your country isn't currently trying to wipe out a species or a race, it isn't white.
>>58928476
Date Location Deaths Injuries Description
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>>58928602
do you think genocidal instincts have been bred into whites or are a byproduct of ideas/society?
>>58931597
good thing we aren't poor
>>58934718
>national sorry day
can't make this shit up
>>58928663
>thread about carps and fishing
>based hungarian ho-ho-horgász instantly appears
>>58937992
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>>58928602
>Chinks literally committed genocide on sparrows
>>58928476
A war that they will loose,like al lthe previous animal wars that they fought. Even 4 billion dollars worth of French subs cannot help them defeat the mighty carp.
