>be me
>light skinned Indian dude
>visit Murica for studies
>Make fun of people while they whine about how Indian food gives them trots
>visit India
>get Diarrhea
Apparently I got diarrhea by visiting my own country.
Wat do, /int/?
>in b4 edgy poo in loo maymays; been already doing that since this morning.
Pic unrelated
Why is the Indian identity so closely tied to human feces
>>58936871
Our national disease should be food poisoning.
>>58936852
>light skinned
>I-I'm white guise, s-swear!
>>58936919
not exactly white, but not shitskinned either
>>58936852
You stay in Murica.
You become Murican.
You embrace freedom.
>>58936852
Your anti-diarrhea buff wore off because you have been so far away from holy men lately. Get some half-naked magic hobo to say a prayer for your butthole and the shits will subside.
>>58936944
One more month to go. I'm worrying I'll lose my 'murican identity.
>>58936919
I like it how skin color was completely irrelevant in the context of the story, yet he felt the need of mentioning anyway
>>58936986
i'm an aryan brahmin and not a dravid shitskin
>>58936977
Stock up on burgers and bbq brisket now, shovel them in until you can't move.
>>58937031
i'm craving for some beef and bacon m8, but I'm being told I'll be stoned to death if tell people I eat cows.
>>58937017
>falling for the "Aryans are superior" meme
>be light skinned Indian
>get confused for Pakis or Arabs in the west, get beaten up because people think you're a Muslim
>be dark skinned Indian
>take over Silicon Valley
>>58937147
I live in the north areas where that percentage is quite low. That percentage is max in UP/Bihar where subhuman shudras live.
>>58937017
isn't south india wealthier than the aryan parts?
>>58937194
I went to Florida last summer.
Let's just say... It wasn't a good experience.
>>58937217
Still, your most developed state is Dravidian and southern India benefitted from the Indian ocean trade historically. I don't see any reasons to hate dravidians unless you're a self hater trying to appease white people...
Post a picture of your hand so we can judge your claim of having "light" skin.
>>58937252
>most developed state is Dravidian
Which one again?
>>58937275
Kerala
>>58936871
Germans too, but they eat it
And Americans keep pushing it in every sentence because they can't swear properly
Americans even sing about it
>mfw an indian called another indian subhuman
What did you say about being white again?
>>58937301
Literally who even are you
>>58937285
Lol calling kerala most developed is like calling iraq a safe place to live
>>58937307
>tfw Swedes just hate Indians because the whole Muslim world hates Hindus
>>58937315
hehe, struck a nerve there it seems
or should I say: "hehe, struck his shit there"
>>58937327
Dots not feathers my burger friend
>>58937327
It's not hate desu, just a really firm feeling of being superior in every aspect. Then again, everyone should feel that when thinking of indians.
Also, is that shit on his face?
>>58937320
>all this denial
South Indians may be shitskins, but at least it's not literal shit on their skin unlike Aryans.
>>58937194
The great conundrum. Got close to being stabbed in straya once.
>>58937395
Is something wrong with your eyes or monitor? When's the last time someone shit was that orange?
>>58937405
Here I present to you ladies and gentlemen, a TRIGGERED ABCD.
Why does the Aryan meme even exist? White Aryans were just hairy apes who got lucky and got the opportunity to chimpout on the rest of the world.
>>58937434
Could be dried or whatever.
>>58937434
He's probably high af
>>58937337
oh shit
>>58937337
No like I'm not kidding who are you what do you do
>>58937476
Dunno. Cuz aryans are better in every way?
>>58937217
>an Indian is saying "shudras" like we know what that means.
>>58937600
A toilet cleaning mexican, for comparison.
>>58937625
A street sweeper?
>>58937654
Yeah practically the same. Street cleaner, toilet cleaner, whatever.
>what the fuck do you have against dark skinned Indians, anon?
>>58937678
Funny english accent, and ayyyyo rraaama.
>>58937726
I actually think he looks better desu.
>tfw neighboor is 18 yo white indian
>street shitters unironically call themselves aryan
no, indians are not aryan
only iranics are aryan
>>58936852
Montezuma want his tribute
>>58938199
don't worry dude, no one's ever going to emigrate to fucking indonesia of all places.
>>58938199
where are you? medan?
>>58937548
kys cuck
>>58936852
Oppic girl is pretty good looking. But she would look even better if she would be darker, right?
>>58938935
NO.
what if we outgrow the stale memes and start acting like an actual international board?
>>58939088
nice idea. do you have a solution for my trots?
>>58936852
why were you named after the spics in americas?
>>58939163
not really m80. were you named after your russian overlords?
>>58939218
but we're older than the russians by hundreds of years
you were named after apaches and aztecs and shit
>>58939311
fuck off retarded cuck there's a diff between dots and feathers.
>>58939358
>an indian calling me a cuck
>>58936852
pooinloo
>>58937320
It really depends on what you mean by 'developed'. Its a good place to live and the people are educated, but by no means industrialized or modern.
>>58936852
Would love to have a holiday in India desu
>>58938465
dont worry dude she text me
>>58939627
nice meme you've got there m8
>>58937301
*smacks lips*
So you be sayin we can't swear an shiet?
please help me date a qtp2t indian girl
>>58937250
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiwa3so8U
Those are Brazilians btw
Indians are silly
>>58936986
This BRo gets it.
Indians are obsessed with that "we're Aryans not Dravidians" bullshit.
>>58944580
If Indians call themselves aryan, why are most of them in dark skin color, black hair, brown eyes, and shit on the street, and smell bad ?
>>58936852
Light skin Indians just look like Turkshits
>>58937239
Yes. It's better developed, more wealthy, has less people, and much less open defecation. It's hilarious when I see North Indians try to claim they're superior to South Indians.
>>58937017
I like it how skin color was completely irrelevant in the context of the story, yet he felt the need of mentioning anyway
>>58944580
North Indians are obsessed with it. That's why it's a shit hole
>>58939386
>European
>not a cuck
pick one pls
>>58936852
>>in b4 edgy poo in loo maymays
BUT ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH PAJEET
Some Indians are pretty white looking desu
>>58945216
south indian food is god tier desu senpai
>>58936852
That's what happens your chef wipes his ass with his hand before making your vindaloo.
You are a 13 year old. Admit it
>>58948324
>""""Indian""""
That guy is 3/4 British, or even more.
I don't know why brown people are so obsessed with whiteness desu
>>58939108
A final solution, perhaps?
