>mfw canadians eat the shit that americans piss and shit out of their collective cunt holes
>>58934284
>mfw you can literally eat Kiwis
>>58934354
>>58934382
Weak ass banter. Go clean yourself up
>>58934354
>>58934382
>they voted in some cuck as prime minister to legalise A FUCKING LEAF
>>58934392
shoo shoo Cletus
>>58934354
>>58934382
>>58934397
>>58934418
Strayas are literally better than canadians in every aspect. This makes canadians so butthurt they resort to imitating them in the ancient ways of bantz and funposting, but they fail, so they come across as dumb and unfunny posters.
Add in other factors like le weed man, a fucking leaf, not having a national identity, being overrun by immigrants, lack of international interest, horrible bantz and general try-hardness and you've got some of the pettiest posters in 4chan.
UK is the senile but based old man, USA is the normie, Straya is the lovable idiot, and Canada is the little bitter guy that, jealous of the love the idiot gets, tries to be cool too, but fails miserably and makes everyone hate him
>>58934414
>Losing to a fucking bird
>A FUCKING BIRD
>>58934418
Leaf me alone
>>58934443
Why is Canada's culture based around leaves?
>leaf on their flag
>their greatest political motive is to legalise a leaf
>they wipe their asses with leaves
>they eat leaves
>>58934284
What wouldn't we do for some extra fibers
>>58934430
And Poo Zealand is the quiet guy that sits in the back of the class by himself
How do you let this happen?
Asians, all of you.
>>58934516
You jealous that your cunt is too dry to have leaves?
>>58934567
>he says as he celebrates ANZAC day
Back to China, Zhang
>>58934430
Australia = Western Califonia
>>58934570
its great for us desu, its literally a French cultural reserve inside an Anglo nation
pettingzoo/10
>>58934588
I'd rather keep Canadians out of my country, thanks
>>58934516
Look at this you fucking koala cunt!
You will never have this
>>58934589
>ANZAC day
>6th May
How are you enjoying Poo peeland Qíng Xiàng Fáo?
Loving this epic canada vs australia thread, bros!! xD
>my countrymen try to banter Australians
why do you do that
>>58934645
>he's denying celebrating ANZAC day in the past
And with that we have our conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, that Ching Lao Zang Pao here needs to return to China
Wait a minute...HOLY SHIT
>>58934621
>tfw Canadian geography
>>58934621
You will never have this also new zealand is very beautiful.
>>58934651
*unzips katana*
>>58934621
New Zealand is pretty nice desu
>>58934670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DE0nx9buW
>>58934696
Isn't that that big ass lake in the middle of your north island?
This will never happen in Straya
>>58934733
won't lie, had a chuckle
>>58934284
way she goes man, way she goes
What's Strayas equivalent of Niagara Falls?
>>58934856
i think their big rock is pretty cool
>>58934881
Ours is cooler (don't mean to sound like a normie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhfNrsEghkA
>>58934992
I'm not your guy, buddy
