1% of brazileans are killed by these showers every year
Of course shower lobby bribed politicans and media so brazilians think that they are perfectly safe
>>58924129
Godspeed
>>58924129
Most common coverup is that poor brazileans were killed by favela gangs
Zika is a new one
>be Brazilian
>take shower
>die
>>58924174
This one is from Argentina
It's a shoah.
>>58924129
>implying an electrical shock can kill us
we kill the shock with huehuehue
>>58924129
>1% of brazileans
Isn't that like 20 million people?
Ooooh! You're a porn star aren't you? Your kind is never good at math. Hence why you choose to suck dicks instead of studying.
Srsly.
>>58924129
I hope those showers get advertised in non-white neighborhoods mainly
What the fuck does it do?
>>58924402
Most showers in favels are dynamo powered via bike
>>58924442
https://youtu.be/vmOoAWrn1kM
>>58924684
omg, he's adorable
>at the end of the video we see him shirtless
10/10 would watch again.
not true
source: am still alive
>>58924129
I was never kiled by one and nobody here at /int/ was, than who cares?
>>58924129
Why do they need electricity?
>>58925210
to shitpost obviously
>>58924684
Guy is retarded tho, changing the water temps when the shower is turned on.
>>58924442
Heats the water, what else is it going to do?
>>58925138
but thne who was kill
?
>>58925519
the shitposting was
>>58925138
How do you know if no one is alive to tell
>>58924684
He is criticizing Lorenzetti, i'm sending Brazilian hitmen to his location to eliminate him and delete his video.
>>58924129
This is my shower.
>>58926500
Can't even see a trace of blood. Pretty good.
>>58926500
Why is there a light in the shower? Isn't there one in the ceiling?
>>58926500
Why are you showering in a medieval, underground Spanish inquisition torture chamber?
Should we call the police? Alert the military? Are you in need of medical assistance?
>>58926500
what the fuck
is that a heater rod attached directly to the showerpiece?
>>58926500
10/10
why do they have cables on it?
>>58926500
next superpower
>>58927809
literally
>>58927400
>mexican intellectuals
>>58926500
My shower
Is the risk from the shower heads from the cables itself or the electricity getting into the water?
how does it happen
Honestly, does alot of people die because of this and why does people continue with it?
>>58924277
liar.
>>58928047
>>58928138
It's Brazilian technology, it's perfectly safe
We are all blankas m8. A little electricity won't kill a hue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmOoAWrn1kM
>>58926500
What the fuck is this Engenring shit thingy ... cant belive someoen had IQ enough low to design such OP IDea.. totally safe...
>>58928521
>that spark when he adjusts the temperature
>>58928692
It fucking freaks me out. I tell my mother she's playing with her life and my younger brothers' mental health. Fuck that shit. I take ice cold showers.
>>58924378
>brazil has 2 billion people
steppe nomad education
>>58925441
tell us more hints on how to survive in SA
>>58929205
Beautiful women will try to lure you into getting your ass kicked and killed by their boyfriends/pimps and steal your shit
>>58928521
>changing temps with the shower on
What an idiot
>>58924378
No, Brazil doesn't have 2 billion people
>>58929274
That's sad.
>>58929306
It's perfectly normal here. How do you adjust it to your perfect temperature?
>>58929364
You put in the mode you want before the shower and control the temperature with the amount of water flowing
R8 my shower
>>58929457
>mode
Barbaric.
>>58929513
sorry if it is too hard for you to understand
>>58929588
We have analogue handles that you can perfectly adjust, not just 3 preprogrammed temperatures.
>>58929609
>3 preprogrammed temperatures.
That's not what he meant.
>>58929470
safe/10
>>58929609
>polish intelectual
More water = lower temp
Less water = higher temp
If it is too cold even with low water, change modes.
>>58929470
this is just hilarious
isn't it expensive to have electrically heated water anyway? most here either heat their water using gas heaters or more often using the house/tenement heating
>>58929750
Gas is just as expensive.
>>58929750
It is not when your electricity comes from hydroplants
>>58924129
This is safe anon.
>>58924129
>>58924277
Wtf is that?
>>58929737
Wait what? Why would you want to decrease the water pressure? That's not gonna rinse the shampoo out of my hair.
We can individually control the pressure and the temperature, all without the risk of an electric shock.
>>58929980
>We can individually control the pressure and the temperature, all without the risk of an electric shock.
Well, this is Brazil, in Brazil everything is limited like that.
>>58929789
then why don't you faggots have proper hot water heaters?
>>58930140
I understand that, but couldn't you not at least build them so that the wires are not outside?
>>58929980
omg you are so superior can you impregnate me
>>58930155
>american education
>>58930204
most aren't. hate to ruin the illusion but pics in the thread are mostly bait tbqh
I grew up with gas showers, too. Both are common here
>>58930535
80% of Brazil is poor and most of them are just like in this thread. Many don't even have the grounding green wire connected.
I'm worked with my uncle who is an electrician, in poor areas it's chaotic.
>>58930382
>brazilian plumbing
>>58930582
>poor areas
sorry, I grew up in Porto Alegre. Here even most poor people have figured this shit out, although I suppose that favela fags have showers that look like this
>>58930631
Can you post your shower than?
>>58930663
Mine is gas heated. It looks nothing like that... no wires or anything, it's just a generic shower head
>>58930631
When you mentioned gas heater i knew you were from one of the shittiest states of Brazil. And guess what? I'm also from Porto Alegre.
>>58930535
This. Gringos breath memes as it seems.
>>58930742
>>58930631
SULISTAS GET OUT REEEEEE
>>58930742
>gas heated
>shittiest
Sure. My mom is from Rio and most buildings and houses from the better areas there have access to extensive gas piping. She's horrified with the fact that people here so often use electric heaters or individual gas containers. I find it funny when people here say that Rio is completely chaotic and shitty, but if you look at it closely we really are a provincial hick state with shitty infrastructure compared to Rio and especially SP
>>58930713
Take a pic
>>58930904
It's late and I really don't feel like it. But it looks kind of like this. Just a generic shower
>>58930891
Rio Grande do Sul is a very backwards state, there is no denying that. There are some villages here that look like they're stuck in the 70's or something, even the cars are from that time, Fusca, Opala, Chevette tubarão etc.
Sewage and power grids i won't even comment.
>>58930974
>late
>22:35
pls
>>58931092
some of us work
>>58924277
>"Well at least it's grounde..."
>notice the metal pipe is connected to a plastic pipe
>"shit."
>>58924684
>"small confirmation light"
That's arcing at the switch contacts damaging the unit.
>>58929853
Exposed element water heaters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k
>>58931111
some of us don't so what?
>>58924277
Veiled political joke?
>>58931150
I wish this piece of shit actually killed, but sadly they only shock you when you touch handle barefoot and it's a weak shock.
>>58929205
Don't go to favelas, don't walk around with your cellphone on your hands, don't openly criticize people, walk in groups, avoid cheap prostitutes
>>58931141
you're the one bringing up time and shit
>>58931150
You know, there is a noticeable jewish population here in my city. I wonder if electric showers are a german invention...
>>58930535
>gas showers
oy vey
Heh, I have an electric shower as well. Never had any problems.
>>58930851
Floripa here :)
Can't oust the south!
>>58926500
>>58927994
>>58929470
Am I the only white Brazilian at this thread?
I saw one of these in mexico. That thing shocked me when I tried to move the switch
>>58931545
Are you upper class nobility?
>>58931690
Nope. Just white.
>>58931545
You're the only rich
>>58931545
P-Please teach me how to be awesome.
>>58925441
>Guy is retarded tho, changing the water temps when the shower is turned on.
>tfw not sure if serious
>>58931879
He is. You don't change temps while water is flowing... unless you have one of these (we call it 'electronic shower')
>>58931545
I thought this was the only way showers were until now
the thing I dont get about poor ass countries is WHY ARE THEIR WALLS ALWAYS DIRTY AND SCRATCHED AS FUCK? I mean I get that you guys dont have money and shit but that is not a fucking excuse not to clean the fucking cobwebs away and paint the fucking wall once every so often! a bucket of paint is like, what, 5 bucks?! seriously, disgusting lazy faggots.
>>58926500
I have some certified/carrier Electrician/HVAC buddies and I can't wait to send them that picture.
>>58931908
Eu sempre perco com essa imagem HEIUHAIUEHAUIHEUIAHEUIAHUEIAHUIEHAUIEHAUIHEIUAEIUAHIUEHAIUHIUEAIHEAIUHEI
>>58931952
I doubt those peasants own land. They are probably the tenant of some slum lord.
>>58931952
They are poor for a reason
The country is poor for a reason
It is not coincidence
>>58931952
Poor people only clean walls up to eye level. Noone will check roofs or upper side of walls and corridors (sometimes they remove spider webs from such places)
>>58931552
Where at?
I used to use the type where you go outside and start a fire under the boiler then let it heat up then you take a nice warm shower
>>58931952
>5bucks
Noy in Brazil
>>58931952
they live in poverty and like animals because they are animals. this thread is proof of it. only one brazilian has a normal clean shower. the rest have death traps that will hopefully kill them and their kin.
>>58932123
>taking brazilian bait this hard
>>58932137
Than post your fucking shower
>>58932152
I already posted my shower for you more than once you fggt. It's the one with grandma's tiles.
>>58931141
>some of us don't so what?
Find some work to do you lazy good for nothing.
>>58929470
>ground attached to nothing
why?
>>58932188
Liar
Godspeed zika
>>58931952
The cheapest is 14 USD
>>58932188
>trying this hard to hide that hue's showers are like 90% pure shit
>>58932242
We're nationalists, we have to make our country look good regardless of circumstances.
>>58931952
>5 bucks
A bucket of paint in Brazil costs between 100-150 reais. That is not money most people can afford to spend, especially in our current financial crisis.
>>58932242
M8, there is a reason the pics of those shit showers were taken. They aren't common, those are specially shit installations that became memes. I've never (I repeat) never seen anything like that.
>>58932230
Look the archives.
>>58932232
Is that a lot of money for you people? Honest question
>>58932232
you can just paint them with chalk if that is cheaper
>>58932303
>there is a reason the pics of those shit showers were taken.
I took the picture because i noticed gringos were impressed by it. I never gave a shit to be honest. I'm used to wires hanging from everywhere.
>>58932270
how much would a mail order bride with minimal to no nigger lineage cost?
>>58932270
2bh you need them every 5 years and its really fun
>>58932330
Free. Many Brazilian teens dream of white gringo prince to take her away from this shithole.
>>58932305
Minimum wage here is around 250 USD, so not really.
>>58932378
so just transportation costs for her to get here? i have no interests in going to your shithole of a country.
>>58932378
send one my way kek
>>58932383
If you have ever worked in a farm, you would know we earn around 100 USD per month.
>>58932303
I love how gullible gringos are,I laughed so hard when there was a risk of zika getting to florida(I think ) and Americans were reacting like it was it was the black death all over again
>>58932433
The feel when we make ATLEAST x20 when you are like 17
x40 when you get a real job
>>58932433
>I make more money in less than a day of work
Should I just save up and move to brazil?
>>58932330
Nigger lineage you will probably get, but not like the american ones. No one can beat them. Also, even if the have nigger lineage they are still white at some point. Don't worry milk bro.
>>58932507
>you
Kek. Your country is richer, but very equal. My country is poorer, but very unequal. If you aren't an idiot (aka 50% of the pops) you will make as much as any european.
>>58932507
This is not funny.
>>58932547
I live in rural area, so rice and bean is very cheap since i buy straight from the producer. In capital cities rent is very high and services are crap, it's not worth it for a gringo.
>>58932587
>you will make as much as any european.
>the dreams of a delusional person
>>58932507
>mfw graduated in one of the best engineering school at the HUEland
>mfw I receive 2000 USD per month
>>58932601
does brazil grow coconuts? I love coconuts
>>58932587
4000 dollar/month is not a weird salary for someone who is maybe in the top 40% in Brazil? Well that's something
>>58932601
It is a bit funny
>>58932507
Not for long Achmed. This is the future of western nations.
>>58932642
Stop converting to dollars
It has no purpose and it triggers my autism
>>58932642
>my uncle got mechanical engineering degree from shit university
>earns $800 USD a month
Before graduating he actually claimed he was going to earn $5000 USD per month.
>>58926500
Poor Brazil.
Too poor to afford a real shower
Too stupid to not do a bucket bath
>>58932642
Why dont you come to america?
Or is the best engineering school in brazil not good enough for us employers?
>>58926500
Apart from the deathwires, that actually looks pretty cozy
>>58932507
I do too. More like 30x that. The huezilian probably isn't very offended by your post since you are from a rich country but he should be by mine for I am an illegal immigrant and a drug addict
>>58932642
If you are an engineer in something useful (NOT gender structures) and you feel like learning Swedish and adapting to -15c during winter and the 4 hours of sunlight you are free to move to Sweden. Engineers are always needed and getting non-welfare leeches would be a nice change of phase
>>58931906
I thought I would not see a thermosystem in this thread, I have been using this for my entire life
>>58932507
Average brazilian wage R$ 1.935 or 547 USD
>>58932659
>4000 dollar/month is not a weird salary for someone who is maybe in the top 40% in Brazil?
4000 dollar a month is more than the salary of a judge or police chief. So definitely a high-level salary. Less than 10% earn this much.
>>58926500
AAAAAAAAAAAAHUEHUAHUHAE>>58926500
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>>58932433
Jesus christ man I made around 400 bucks a month working a part time job, 3 days a week in high school.
>>58932753
wut? Used to earn 2.5k working at Correios.
>>58932718
To be honest, I am only bantering. I live in a good appartment at São Paulo and this amount of money is pretty ok to live here. Moreover, I have an italian citizenship, so if I get tired of this city I may as well move to Europe.
>>58926500
Living in the edge, motherfuckers.
>>58932774
Yes my friend, Brazil is a poor country. And here in rural area no such a thing as minimum wage like that pampered Brazilian is saying. The farm owner pays what he wants, and if i don't want to clean cow shit and feed cattle for 3 dollars a day someone else will and then i have no money and i starve to death.
>>58932798
Fucking italien backdoor
>>58932795
You can earn more than that, it's just the average of the country.
>>58932718
>If you are an engineer in something useful (NOT gender structures)
Poe's law. Do you actually have an engineering of gender structures program?
>>58932433
I made over 3x that a week when I got my first summer job
>>58932828
If I could take you in I would brazilbro
There's not a lot of farm work around here but you could get a job at a restaurant or something
>>58932858
You can live pretty well with that amount. If you're alone. I work with IT now so i earn way more. But when i used to work there i could pay all my bills(including Uni) and buy my autisms and still have some rest at the end of the month.
>>58932659
>4k dollar/month is what the average european earns
kek, This is more than the gdp per capita of most. The Brazilians itt are judging by today's currency rates, 2-3 years ago it was 2:1 or less, millions of retarded Brazilians were making (and still are) as much as any european without realizing it.
>shower is directly connected to power line
What in the fuck.....
>>58932862
>Implying sweden the meme land doesnt live up to its name
>>58932892
You speak fluent English in a 3rd world country. For fucks sake you should be well above the poverty line for that alone.
>>58932902
>millions of retarded Brazilians were making (and still are) as much as any european without realizing it.
It's pretty cool when the engineers of your country earns as much as a dishwasher in France.
>>58932828
Just move to a city. You would earn way more money cleaning my house tbqh. I currently pay around 60 dollars (shitty currency rates) for working day to the lady that cleans here, not even a very big place mind you.
>>58932943
>memes
I know dirt poor people who speaks english pretty well too. Some even worked at WC as guides.
>>58932902
Well yea, comparing salaries like this is rerarded and nothing but a dick measurement contest, kinda why I did it too
Ofc the cost of living is adapted to the salaries atleast to some extent
>>58932902
> millions of retarded Brazilians were making (and still are) as much as any european without realizing it.
Most idiots making that kind of money pay a lot more for hit than europeans. Most have to pay for private health and private education for their children. Cars and gas money is more expensive. Most electronics and manufactured goods are more expensive, even if food is a generally bit cheaper.
brazil is hilarious
>>58932972
I don't understand why we use Indian IT workers instead of Brazilians in the US then. Or at least for the most part.
>>58932919
I'm sorry.
>>58933005
Indians are cheaper.
>>58924402
FUCK OFF WITH THIS STUPID GAYASS MOTHERFUCKING GAYASS MEME
>>58932975
I really like Brazil threads, Brazil posters are also my favourites on this board.
They are often funny but nice and they are also the only fucking nation that doesnt bully sweden for refugees so I might be a bit biased, but I really like Brazil posters
>>58933005
Multiple reasons
>indians are cheaper
>most speak english thanks to UK
>Brazil is Trump level protectionism over foreign trade/monies (you will be taxed up to your ass for hiring a HUE from another country)
>Negroes don't work as well as indians
>>58932949
Memes, I used to work in a bank and earned 6,5k BRL and I wasn't even graduated by the time. Anyone with more than peanuts for a brain can earn more.
>>58933064
They are also impossible to banter, and they always post comfy things that make me smile and feel warm inside. Austrabrazilian empire when?
>>58933005
Idk. Most of IT workers here prefers to work here cuz REALLY good salaries.
I know a guy who worked only 6 months at IBM. Today he doesn't do nothing but scratch his balls all day while getting money from the properties he bought at oceanside.
>>58933064
Anon, Sweden is THE country. Most people look up to you when we think of what we want to be. We see beyond the memes.
>>58933064
>they are also the only fucking nation that doesnt bully sweden for refugees
I want to become a refugee myself. Pls accept.
>>58933122
I disagree.
I think Switzerland is the top dog on quality of life and people saying it's Denmark need to seriously fuck off.
>>58933005
Brazilian IT workers are useless, that's why. They can't operate a server for shit and spend 1/3 of their work hours in Facebook.
>>58933154
>but muh guns
Never disappoint me America. Don't even try to deny you thought about this.
>>58933091
>I used to work in a bank and earned 6,5k BRL and I wasn't even graduated by the time.
Either you live in a city with sky-high cost of living or you're a magician. My cousin is a general manager of Caixa agency and his salary is barely 5k.
>>58933197
If you're a male it's the ultimate guy hobby.
>>58933122
Man. The bar for what is accepted both juridically and socially has dropped so low here. Now adays every refugee who doesnt lie about being a kid just so they can anally rape boys are praised and used as example of what good and valuable people they are. The dislike for muslims and islam is only rising though, so if people have a valuable skill and wont just come here to NEET and suck on our welfare, then by all means go ahead
>>58933182
t. never worked an hour in his life
>>58933243
what the fuck? shooty death sticks are way less interesting than drivey death carriages with wheels.
(americans call those cars)
>>58933275
Pajeet works harder and better than you. I've told my father to only hire Indians, but sadly they don't wanna come to this shithole.
>>58933280
Canada, just because your national sport is drunk driving doesn't mean that you can come in here and say that cars are better than guns.
What a disgusting third world shit whole. What a disaster the olympics will be. Hopefully they will be moved
>>58933334
Not likely.
If you thought the media crisis over the stabbing during the Chinese Olympics was a shit show well wait until you see this.
>>58933310
nice try, but our national sport is taking the piss out of americans (all) or anglos/francos (whichever is the opposite faction)
besides, driving a nice car is way more practical and useful on a regular basis than having a big gun.
>>58933224
I worked in the BB. I can't say more without risking you finding my name.
>>58933243
I only like them in video games. I'd rather live in a "Minority report"-esque universe than having guns.
>>58933269
>Now adays every refugee who doesnt lie about being a kid just so they can anally rape boys are praised and used as example of what good and valuable people they are
I refuse to believe any sane swede would ever do that. You will prevail Carl, you always did.
>then by all means go ahead
Well, I would friendo, but I think my country needs me more.
>>58933334
>>58933380
Government is so scared of a terrorist attack, they've literally moved hundreds of cops from all over the country to patrol the areas with tourists.
>>58933406
>but I think my country needs me more.
No, pls leave.
>>58933437
>govt scared
>literally opened the borders
>implying all that security isn't because of favelados
Who had the ideia to do it in Rio anyway? Why not São Paulo?
Plus nothing will happens really, everybody said the same about the WC and it went fine, only an Argie died in a car accident that he caused.
>>58933437
BS, they are scared of favelados.
Someone just nuke all favelas please (take honest working people out first tho),
>>58933456
Cuz you're doing nothing.
>>58933487
I-I'm studying and I used to work...I stopped because my grandpa left me money. I-I will make great things for this country yet! And b-be a good role model for my brethren!
>>58933466
Why did the first Concorde flight go to Rio instead of São Paulo?
>>58933406
Swedish media is objectively the most left in the world. The established media has a very clear and united agenda and have had so for a long long time. Our public service media as well. Whenever any alternative rightwing/conservative news site would emerge they would always be quick to call them nazis/fascists/racists/xenophobes you get the point.
You have to understand that the Swedish people have basically been brainwashed since more than 70 years back. There are more factors that play in to this which I believe are unique to the Swedish people but Im not gonna write them all out over the phone
Point is all the memes and bullying about sweden while exaggerated they do definitely hold some truth which is extremely depressing
Since the fall 2015 things got a lot better though, people arent blindly trusting the media anymore, people are much more critical to refugees and the political landscape is very unstable which is good. But I dont wanna make this into a sweden-refugee thread
>>58933466
presumably because everyone knows rio and it's more well known than são paulo. better for publicity.
>>58933576
>>58933603
>muh beaches
>muh favelas
>muh carnaval
That's it, literally the only thing to do in Rio, besides getting robbed. Rio is considered one of the worst cities here, dunno why people have so much appeal to it, overrated as fuck.
>>58933629
>dunno why people have so much appeal to it
you answered your own question
>>muh carnaval
literally what brasil is most known for, aside from big brown bunda.
>>58924129
meep
>>58933666
But the thing is that only happens in Rio. Everything that the world knows about us, mostly only happens in Rio.
It's frustrating, like another state here worked with Israel to grow plants in the desert. No media coverage at all. Some monkey do some monkey shit in Rio, shit goes viral worldwide.
>mfw
>>58931004
My dream girl Gaucha Danni Raupp lives in Porto Alegre. Do you think she wants to be rescued and come live with me in Miami?
So many of you brazilians illegally come here to america. So what's stopping you poor fucks ITT from the doing he same?
>>58933723
>Some monkey do some monkey shit in Rio, shit goes viral worldwide.
since when? everyone's so used to chimpouts from abacaxiniggers that it's not even news at this point.
>>58933764
i'm too lazy and unlucky
>>58933764
>So many of you brazilians illegally come here to america.
They do? Never heard many cases of it.
>>58933755
>miami
fuck no, full of sudacas.
>>58933777
Like that boy dancing with the dog?
Meanwhile we're building nuclear submarines and nobody gives a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3rJ-zBFBag
>>58933589
>You have to understand that the Swedish people have basically been brainwashed since more than 70 years back.
Depends on how you define brainwashing. Have you read The Present Age by Kierkegaard? I always thought it was indicative of Scandi culture.
>>58933764
>So many of you brazilians illegally come here to america.
I'm gonna need a source on this.
>>58933755
Well, she is a model, so as you might know she has already tasted the penis of hundreds of men, both national and foreign. I don't think she needs to be saved, since she can be prostituted to businessmen for 3k a night.
>>58933853
>>58933780
I know from personal experience that huehue's are in abundance in massachusetts. Same with haitian cunts.
>>58933589
I still stand for what I said. Swedes are a extremely rational (but not robots, you guys seem to have the precise ammount of emotion) people. You are exaggerating by much. If the population really feels cornered very quickly everything will change.
>>58933723
>>58933795
S-Sorry (the nuclear submarine is being made here in Rio tho).
Have some typical carioca music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eillcbkMUok
>>58933764
>So many of you brazilians illegally come here to america.
A few years ago some Mexican cartel captured some Brazilians trying to cross the border and made them fight to the death. Since then Brazilians have been too scared to go to Mexico to do the crossing.
>>58933795
and everyone thinks all canada does is sit around and do fuck all. granted, at the very least people don't think we're apes ("onde estão a ordem e progresso? huehuehue"). welcome to the international community not actually giving a shit about you unless you're relevant. bonus points if you're foreign abacaxiniggers who have a few "wow so exotic" things people can latch onto, like carnaval, which is unique to brasil, unlike submarines.
which is also part of why you're known for it, by the way. because why would you be known for submarines? everyone has submarines. not everyone has carnaval. granted apparently carnaval is shit (t. brasilian friend), but it's something.
Only poor people use these type of showers, so who cares?
>>58933915
There been always BRs there, dumbass. There, Miami, Seattle, LA. Mostly legals.
>>58933925
Yeah i wanted to point the irony on that.
What i'm saying is the banana is so much known, that people gets surprised when we build something nice, even though we've been doing that for decades sometimes.
>>58933915
No doubt, I knew a few myself. The incredulous part is that they're coming here illegally.
>>58933965
>What i'm saying is the banana is so much known, that people gets surprised when we build something nice, even though we've been doing that for decades sometimes.
A lot of people here cannot think without memes.
>>58933950
Not only carnaval tho.
>because why would you be known for submarines? everyone has submarines
Nuclear Submarines, as far as i know only 5 cunts have it.
>>58931545
No such thing as a white Brazilian. If you ever visit the USA (except Miami) or Europe this is will happen when you use the term 'white Brazilian.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeKA4oKTIiQ
>>58933994
It's actually not only the memes here, but IRL too.
People think we're happy and all that shit. When i went to Canada people went mad at me because i wanted to stay at the house on a friday night.
>>58933994
>A lot of people here cannot think without memes.
doesn't even need to include the "here", a lot of people, even if they are intelligent, often just don't give a shit enough to learn about different countries, so at best they know shitty, regurgitated real-life memes about them because they don't care to actually do research, or they can't in case of repressed/oppressed people (death to america!) etc.
>>58933999
nice digits. and that's true but it's still five countries, it's not something special or unique to you.
>>58934004
Fuck mate I was almost missing you already.
>>58926500
wew lad
Everyone in Brazil must a deathwish or have the balls the size of coconuts.
>>58933950
Plus that submarine has been delayed hundreds of times and is being made with the help of the baguettes(it's basically a modified Scorpene-class sub) and i know you guys have history with the baguettes.
>>58932378
Can I get a qt Japanese brazilian gf?
>>58934032
But still, better than nothing.
>>58934105
yes
just go to bairro da liberdade
>>58932330
This is Californian UFC player Dean Lister with his faleva Brazilian wife Flavia Mazzoni, as soon as her green card arrived she ditched him.
>>58934105
We have some Japs that are sort of poor, but they're very reserved, not sure if they would instantly jump on your cock, but if you're charming, it could work.
>>58926500
top fucking kek even the apron holder is fucking pvc piping..man wtf i'm just at a loss for words
rate my shower
>>58929980
I just got back from the gym so replying now.
Pressure is fine. The tuning for temperature is sensitive enough so it is not relevant to your shower.
>>58924378
>Hungarian banter
>>58931952
$5 USD is enough in HUELAND to buy a mansion. they cant afford to wash their clothes or wear deodorant.
>>58932476
Americans aren't used to facing horrible illness and death every time they step outside (or into their shower) brazil bro
>>58934225
>I just got back from the gym
>fucking 01:23am
>>58934347
>using the twenty four hour clock
>and also am/pm
>>58934347
Big cities have 24h gyms, fsm
DAILY REMINDER THAT SOUTHERN BRASIL IS WHITE AND EUROPEAN.
>>58934347
Playboy life is 24/7 my friend.
>>58933893
I fucked white girls in Curitiba for $250 an hour. Some of them were very pretty, and hotter than what I can get in my shitty US state.
>>58934411
looks comfy desu, riding horses is chill
>>58924684
>>58925450
Why do you need heated water when you live in Central/South America? It's hot as fuck as it is
>>58934495
Why do you need more corn syrup on your food in the USA? It is already fat as fuck as it is
>>58934530
had a good giggle desu
>tfw i will never have a trashy as fuck, 3/10 favela girl with a FAL give me chlamydia
>>58934646
that's a 3/10 to you?
>>58934674
3D is PIG DISGUSTING Mr. Leaf.
>>58934646
No need to settle for that. Cintia Dicker grew up poor as shit, sometimes with no food. She is from Rio Grande do Sul, but her childhood was more West Virginia.
Here are rural poor tobacco farmers and their pretty pure white daughter. I dream of going down there and finding a poor white Gaucha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlUHx4h5zxw
>>58934169
that's his fault for being an amateur and letting her out of the rape dungeon.
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>>58933392
name one thing a gun can't do that a car can.
>>58932222
>be american
>need to work to be considered a human being
kek
what the fuck
I always thought this was a meme
>>58935233
Be in a polling place on election day
You gringos are a bunch of pussies
>>58935290
black panthers were in front of polling places with guns when king nigger got elected.
>>58935378
59 districts in philadelphia had 0 non-obama votes.
liberals seriously defended it
>>58935378
in=/=out side of
>>58924129
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>58926500
Do you kill people there? It reminds me of the saw movies
>>58935378
IIRC, they had billy clubs, not guns.
>>58935864
Why? Because of the color tone?
The Finn also made a reference to blood >>58926629
I don't get it.
>>58935301
This is pretty sad, like people must not give two shits about 1 chance in 100 of dying. There where better methods of showering 1000 years ago, why don't you get a gym membership and shower there?
>>58935955
>why don't you get a gym membership and shower there?
>his country's gyms have showers
I wish we had this luxury.
>>58934215
Auschwitz/10
>>58935970
do you even have gyms?
>>58935970
My gym has a shower and it is the cheapest in my neighborhood.
Nearly all gyms have showers here, where do you live?
>>58936331
I will never forget the time an american asked me unironically if we had cars in Brazil.
How can americans be so stupid? No other country reaches that level of stupidity.
>>58936907
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
>>58931952
yeah but were ok with living like that
>>58933723
http://www.salvadorcarnival.info/
Wut?
Also Capoeira is known world-wide...
>>58932642
You are doing something wrong.That is some shit salary for an USP enginner graduate.I make 4000 dollar a month and I graduated in crap ufrj.
>>58937272
sorry it's not a meme or sarcasm, some of you are legit fucking dumb and ignorant as fuck.
>>58932699
Meanwhile in germany, I after dropping out of school when I was 16, earn 700 Euro a month for cleaning. Sure is great to be in a rich country.
>>58933064
>only fucking nation that doesnt bully sweden for refugees
Because we want to be 'refugees' ourselves. One top scientist left Brazil 2-3 days ago and it was a headline. Only HUEs will remain here.
Also, try to select better refugees from ME and Africa.
>>58933109
>They are also impossible to banter
Banter never ends, as we say. We learn from childhood how to avoid being bantered and to counter-bant.
>>58933764
First, because it's illegal (we're slowly understanding laws rules do apply outside Brazil)
Second, because illegal can be even more expensive than legal (albeit quite faster)
Third, it's too far away
Fourth, of July
Fifth, I don't have the money for expensive flight tickets (they're tremedonusly expensive)
>>58940606
Most brazilians that want to go to the eu are niggers or brows who want to live muh european dream.Being rich or well-of in Brazil is comfy as fuck.Since most people are poor here, if you are smart you can live like a king and exploit those fuckers, something that you would be unable to do in a developed country due to muh equality
>>58933039
>>58924402
can someone post the source this pic shows up everywhere.
>>58934495
Seasons? Anything in Brasilia's latitute and under it have some cold weeks, at least.
>>58940918
I'm neither and I still move to Canada. I rather be middle class thre with my own business than rich here and having to deal with crime and corruption.
>>58942040
want to move*
>>58942040
Good luck , but your life will never be as comfy and easy as it is here
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