What is the purpose of this country?
Love and happiness
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>>58908900
To check these dubs
Warring sweden and keking the other nordics
It's our back up holland. If the dikes break over here, we all go there.
>>58908900
Thy blessed us with our beautiful Queen of /int/
It makes the rest of us seem better.
making lego and shieet
>>58909296
What's the purpose of Sweden then?
>>58909281
As a kid I would always get Holland and Denmark mixed up for some reason.
It is the second best country, after Norway.
Also, your map is wrong.
>>58909407
Terrorist breeding ground.
It's a cancer on Europe. We should have taken it all in 1658.
>>58909551
Guess why you couldn't take it :^)
Denmark is based as fuck. I love when I have a long layover in CPN. I take the train into the city, eat some polsen, smoke a joint, eat a burger, walk along the canal with a beer.
Why is Denmark such a terrible place?
>>58909457
>Schlesweg-Holstein
wew
>>58909815
It used to be Danish, but those G*rmans Germanized the Danes.
>>58908900
alcoholism and other degeneracy
>>58909441
not your fault, they are practically the same country.
WE WUZ VIKINGZ N SHIET
>>58909623
*sigh* The rest of Europe didn't want you controlling both sides of the Sound.
>>58910287
Nah, you are mixing things up now.
We didn't want either Denmark or Sweden to be the major trading power in the Baltics, so we saved Denmark from annexation.
But like the true waterjews we were switched side every 10 years and 10 years earlier we helped Sweden.
>>58908900
Insulin, pork, milk and all the stuff that Chr. Hansen are producing
I fucking hate Denmark so goddamn much
>>58911241
Why?
>>58909457
not bad, but russkies dont need extra clay, under any circumstance.
>>58910406
>But like the true waterjews we were switched side every 10 years and 10 years earlier we helped Sweden
Actually that's just what I said. The aim was to preserve the balance of power and ensure that neither D or S had regional dominance.
>>58910174
Swedes were the real Vikings.
Lars Ulrich is the most famous Dane alive today.
That's sad.
>>58912477
not really
>>58908900
Germany's crown.
Denmark is pretty cool desu.
>>58909457
> independent Pomerania
> NDH
> Norwegian Orkney
delet this
>>58912680
NDH?
>>58909457
>Prussia is German
Fucking why? It is rightfully Baltic, we would use it as a large detention centre for our russians and slowly make them accept our culture while they would not bother us.
Protectors of the white race
>>58908900
To trigger Swedes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96R4Pcad5nA
>>58909441
I did until like a year ago
