Es la hora picante en los EEUU.
>>58903047
fatty
>>58903063
Still soo cute
I forgot that was today
>tfw waiting on client meetings instead of getting drunk/high with some spic qt
I'm drinking some pisto.... a lot of it jajaja SOL my favorite
>>58903047
just one child and she's bound to explode, so sad
>tfw the Mexican qt I know is a vegan atheist hippie
Fucking Miami ruins everything
>tfw my qt boss got blacked with 3 kids
>tfw too late to save her
Salud cabrones!
hell ya lads, happy cinco de mayo
andale!
>>58904398
Her sister already has exploded
>>58905515
arriba arriba
>>58905515
legs! LEGS!
>>58905778
orale!
>>58904501
>Mexican
>qt
>>58901346
>>58903047
>>58903156
>>58903216
>>58905431
>>58905515
All of these are Spanish property. Gib them back NOW or face the consequences.
Today's forecast: caliente!
>>58905835
>>58905515
damn son
>>58906012
i'd suck that feet but very few mexicans look like that. those are just spaniards. most mexicans look like dopey little mutts with ugly amerindian noses.
>>58906149
Considering that only the trashiest Mexicans venture to your country...
>>58906149
That girl is clearly mixed to no end.
>>58906149
>i'd suck that feet
Feliz cinco cabrones
>>58906363
So... Mexican
ALL races have flaws in their physiques! !! Some are pretty some are not as much.. beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There are ugly Americans and ugly Brits and so on ..... and we have our amazing looking women too...
my mexican SJW said that no one celebrates cinco de mayo in mexico and that it's just some stupid american holiday. she also says mexicans never eat chicken on their tacos and that i should stop putting chicken in my tacos because it's not "authentic mexican food"
>>58906857
Chicken on tacos is gross
But you can keep eating it if you enjoy it
>>58906822
Exactly, not Spanish.
>>58906857
The Cinco de Mayo thing is kinda true, at least were I live, is not really a thing we celebrate, people just say, hey let's make a party or something, and that's it...
The taco thing is total bullshit.
>>58907025
why is cinco de mayo so american if it's about the mexicans beating the french in mexico?
>>58906857
>>58906912
>she also says mexicans never eat chicken on their tacos and that i should stop putting chicken in my tacos because it's not "authentic mexican food"
But I've seen plenty of mexican people and restaurants make/eat chicken tacos. I like the small ones from my local mexican dinery, especially with some nice salt and red salsa on it
>>58907121
I never said it wasn't authentic. I don't know what "authentic" Mexican food is. I just don't like chicken on tacos or in burritos.
>>58906857
We'll your Mexican sjw must not know much or isn't truly Mexican. They honor the fallen in Puebla and have a parade. They have 2 museums as well. They also celebrate it around the border, TJ and surrounding areas
>>58907349
They celebrate it there so that tourists can go and get drunk
how many americans think its mexico's independence day?
>>58907523
Too many
>>58907349
Yeah, that's the thing. The battle happened in Puebla, obviously they are the ones who celebrate it, but where I live is not really celebrated. And the same in other places in Mexico, I have family all over the place in Mexico (except Puebla) and they don't celebrate it.
>>58907085
I'm not sure, maybe the immigrants from Puebla demanded that it should be something to celebrate in the USA? I don't know...
>>58907523
More than half who know about the holiday, probably.
>don't celebrate easter
>celebrate el cinco de mayo
CHI
>>58907523
I bet that there are chicanos that believe that 5 de Mayo is the independence day of Mexico.
>>58907523
i have no idea what it is. i live in the midwest and we don't have enough latinos here for anyone to celebrate it.
>>58901346
CHI
GO
>>58907611
I blame the Mexican government for not recognizing that day. It should be observed everywhere
>>58907692
>>58907726
>>58907737
>>58907667
Yes that's true but Mexicans like me are here to correct those "Chicanos" it's their parent's fault for not teaching them. I hear you brother
>>58907782
well... that day there's no school and in some places, you don't work that day, that's something
>>58907901
Gringo here, what the hell is it?
>>58907939
It's the day the Mexicans beat the French from invasion and it was a very unlikely victory. The Mexicans were out numbered by FAR.
Story in short.
>>58907901
>mexicans like me
>>58907692
>>58907726
>>58907737
>>58908046
WE WUZ MEXICANS N SHEEIT
>>58907939
you can fucking google it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_Mayo
>>58908110
lol that image pretty much explains most chicanos and why nobody likes them
>>58908110
Just because you migrate doesn't change your ethnicity. I bet there are Americans that have migrated to other countries and still wave the American flag
>>58908255
hell yeah nigga
>>58908110
>>58908165
I find it no more stupid than americans that are italians having flags outside their places and saying they are Italian. Likewise with people who say they are german and italian and try to speak like they ancestors.
>>58908289
No one outside of Kike York does that though.
>>58908281
Thanks lol
>>58908289
True, but how often do you see Italians forcibly trying to put up italian flags everywhere and force everyone to adopt italian culture and customs?
chicanos are all proud and honored and vocal about being mexican but a lot of them probably don't even know whats its like here and most of them sure as fuck wouldn't actually want to live here. I mean, I get the whole idea of migrating somewhere else in search for a better life and still being in touch with your culture or family roots but goddamn, don't be fucking annoying about it. If I was to move to say, Germany, I'd want to at least learn German or Arab or whatever the fuck they speak nowadays and try to integrate to their culture.
>>58908255
Yep, no one is saying shit to those moving to costa rica and having colonies where they do not even interact with the ticos.
>>58908404
I will give you that one.
>>58908502
That's a shame
>>58908255
i dont see the irish going "FUCK AMERICA LONG LIVE IRELAND MAKE AMERICAN IRELAND AGAIN"
mexican nationalism within the united states is almost ever just regular pride in heritage but rather antagonistic towards america.
>>58908495
>True, but how often do you see Italians forcibly trying to put up italian flags everywhere and force everyone to adopt italian culture and customs?
In literally every major city in the United States. Stop pretending you know what you're talking about.
>>58908495
Where in Mexico do you live?
>>58906946
If she were Spanish, she would be black
>>58908495
>I'd want to at least learn German or Arab or whatever the fuck they speak nowadays and try to integrate to their culture.
We speak English. I feel like the only Mexicans that get asshurt about chicanos are the ones on 4chan so they can fit in with the Argies in hilo latino. No one I know irl is like that. I know because I keep in contact with my family in Mexico and because I've visited them before.
BUILD WALL
>>58908722
I wonder how italians feel about jeryseyyyy~.
>>58908691
There are some Mexicans still upset about the stealing of their land. Just like there are blacks still mad about slavery
>>58908722
To the same extent as chicanos do? I've never been to eastern USA so yeah, I don't really know what's it like there
>>58908762
Sonora
>>58908819
I'm not really asshurt and don't care much to be honest familia, it's just that I've met a lot of chicanos or deportees that come here and some can be quite annoying about the whole thing.
>>58908862
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FUCK WITH JERSEY? I'LL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP.
>>58908964
>To the same extent as chicanos do?
>>58908964
Love thy neighbor
>>58901346
SJAKSJKAJSKJAKJSJKASJKAKS
CHICANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58909035
Keep in mind that the Italian immigration wave ended more than 100 years ago.
>>58909022
Cálmate, señor jersey shore.
It was only a prank.
>>58909114
lol I thought the whole Italian thing was more of a meme from New York or Jersey
>>58909114
>techo gratis.
what's this?
>>58909207
>Free Roof
Dylan Roof activists, undoubtedly.
>>58909114
I aplaude you. Maybe this will calm my Mexican brothers hate from Sonora. Thanks for the pics
>>58909246
But Pedro look, those immigrants haven't gone far enough to name whole cities in their language. Just look at what idiots did to California and Texas, half of the names are in Spanish...
>>58909384
I can't tell if this post is ironic or not.
>>58909384
Hoy dare them mejicans and spanards name towns on injins land before we invade and take it due to manifest destiny.
nice bants m80.
1. What is Cinco de Mayo?
2. What do mexicans think about Trump?
>>58908495
>how often do you see Italians forcibly trying to put up italian flags everywhere and force everyone to adopt italian culture and customs?
We don't force anyone to do shit. We have our barrios and we stick to them. If you're talking about Americans celebrating Cinco de Mayo and being obsessed with Mexican food, that's on them. They're the ones who picked it up. We make up 10% of U.S. population, we don't try to influence the other 90%.
>>58909695
And by "Americans", I mean Americans other than Americans of Mexican descent.
Mexican women are ticking time bombs. Punch out a couple of kids and you have a babushka.
>>58910133
>babushka
>>58910224
damn the obama sisters have a five head.
>>58910224
those kind of cases are rare
in the general population a hot girl will pump out a kid at say, 27, and she'll start getting fat afterwards
most mexican women age badly
>>58910397
>>58910224
Le daría durisimo a la Paulina.
That isn't a good example, since the president's wife is an actress and they are both pretty, unlike Michelle.
I was asked today if we celebrate something today, told them no, it's American stuff.
>>58910819
what about our first lady?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01cq6oDcDw
>>58910819
what do you nigs celebrate when you're feeling patriotic?
>>58910983
Tambien le doy, y a sus hijas.
Ese Peña Nieto nos mostro que aunque estes tonto y chaparrito con dinero te consigues 10/10.
>>58910989
Read the name.
We sacrifice to Huitzilopoxtli and dance for Tlaloc.
>>58909675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICWQyK72Y
>2.-
i don't care about a meme candidate
>>58905867
>consequences
did you ever accomplished anything after the break up?
>>58906857
anything can be turned into a taco if you put your heart into it
>>58908110
MUH HERITAGE
WE WUZ IRISH N' SHIET
WE WUZ VIKINGZ N' SHIET
WE WUZ ITALIANS AND SHIT
accept it your whole country does that crap, nut just mexicans
Meixbros, my last final is today then I'm coming home, making tacos and drinking Margaritas. Currently studying and listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-qgum7hFXk
What movies/games should I watch and play tonight?
I'm thinking a Vicky II mexico game or something. What's some essential mexicore film?
I'm getting drunk today. Not because it's 5 de Mayo, but because I'm an alcoholic.
>>58916621
Watch: El Infierno, it's a dark comedy about the drug war.
Amores Perros is also good, it was Alejandro G Iñárritu's first big success
>>58916621
>I'm thinking a Vicky II mexico game or something
Comfy af/10
>>58916698
>Alejandro G Iñárritu
I'll watch anything he's made. Thanks for the rec.
>>58916621
El Santo movies.
Or these
>>58916698
I also like La Dictadura Perfecta, same director and cast as El Infierno, dark comedy about Mexican politics. Y tú mamá también (directed by Alfonso Cuaron) is one of my favorite movies.
How do you guys make your margaritas?
Mine:
>salt rim
>juice a lime
>half an orange, juice
>add some agave nectar
>add the cheapest tequila my liquor store sells
>pour into salted glass over ice
>>58916797
La Dictadura Perfecta is breddy gud, and it's actually pretty much what actually happens here with the government and the media
>>58906149
so all Argentinians are Italian? fuck outta here don't pretend to understand
>>58917141
I don't (terrible with all cocktails), they are more for like tourists and older women.
Tequila with grapefruit soda is more common 2bh.
>>58917362
>grapefruit soda
That sounds tasty as fuck.
>>58909384
>>58909384
>>58907939
when we beat the frogs
no alcohol. sad day for me.
>>58910224
The president is not that tall. He is one of the manletiest manlets between chiefs of state.
>>58916698
>first big success
first movie*
AY AY AY CARAMBA !!!!
>>58921795
He is probably standing on a box, that's why he is on the back. I'm pretty sure he and La Gaviota are eye to eye.
>>58906857
I've never really celebrated 5 de mayo. Maybe is just me dunno. The only thing we used to do was making a Diorama or a banner back in elementary school.
And Chicken tacos aren't sold in here, maybe in some few stands, but they're just as uncommon as fish tacos. Not saying they are bad, you can turn anything into a taco anyways.
Don't care about that bitch, the only people that get offended by this are Chairos and really stupid people, at this point Chicano culture and Mexican culture are two whole different things.
>>58922663
Mi novia es mexicana de Monterrey. Hoy me hizo mole y tacos para el almuerzo... Ñammmm!
>>58909384
>>58907939
>Gringo
>stooping so low as to refer to yourself as a gringo instead of true American
>>58922586
THAT TRUMPY AIN'T THAT GRUMPY
>>58922817
Holy shit she made mole? Just marry her already. And I'm not even memeing, those girls are scarce as fuck even in here.
>>58922794
He is Putin's favorite president now.
>>58906473
Source?
>>58923186
From Dusk till Dawn.
>>58923156
>>58922817
This. Mole is GOAT.
I'm looking for ingredients to make some to show people from here.
>>58922794
wew chicharito aged like fine wine
>>58923186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN5FZI7pt7g
Cheap copy of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE
>>58923156
We live together already. She came here just to do her masters but ended up getting an incredible job offer and couldn't say no.
Pretty happy together doubt I wanna ruin it with marriage lol.
But ya mole is literally God tier food. Seems the rest of the world just thinks Mexican food is tacos and burritos. But I've been to Mexico with her several times now and the food is just the best. I've travelled to over 30 countries and no cuisine comes close.
>>58923369
>the rest of the world just thinks Mexican food is tacos and burritos
Nothing triggers me more.
>>58923156
Really?
>mfw mom makes mole or posole
>>58923451
Can't wait to go again.. All those foods reminding me of Mexico. There is a restaurant not too far from where her parents have a house in San Pedro Monterrey that makes the absolute best enchiladas suizas. I honestly can eat them all day.
Also Oaxaca cheese... God tier.
I can go on forever about your food.
