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Dropped my mixtape in Fort Mac edition.
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Savage
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>>58883360
*pisses on fire*
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>>58883360
DELET THIS
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>>58883360
The collapse of the USSR was a mistake
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"Me and my people" edition
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>>58883495
hahahaha eat shit commie
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Who here /smashing a natty light/ right now
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>tfw no brasilian gf
>2015

why even live?
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>>58883508
Don't talk to me and my people or my wife's son ever again.
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yuri
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>>58883512
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>>58883610
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>>58883610
This is why anime can't have nice things.
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lol isn't canada cold?
why is it burning?
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>>58883709

>cant appreciate the purest form of love

baka, desu, senpai
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>>58883709
Yuri > Harem """romances"""
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>>58883779
lol
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>>58883781
>>58883808
>implying harem is any good
>implying that real robot isn't the purest form of brotherly love
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>>58883828
eesti please adopt
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>>58883519
Their only use is pounding to maintain your abv for the trip to the store and back.
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>>58883859
Adopt what
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>>58883892
me

I swear I'll be a good fašisti and oppress tiblad ;_;
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>>58883836
Yeah I should of put a few more >s in between. All harem animes are garbage, I don't know how anybody could like them.
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Is this a sty, boys?
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We used to have a shitposter from Latvia.....now we have an estonian fag
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Why the fuck is there no good yuri hentai anymore?
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god emperor :3
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>>58883984
I'm sorry, goodbye
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>>58883958
The Japanese otaku trash ask

Studios deliver

Vicious cycle
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>>58883986

>not watching Bakuon!!

missing out, m80
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>>58884002
>not fighting for the greater good
>>58883970
No, but see a doctor
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Is this the thinking man's anime?
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>>58884098

>that plot
>that backstory

of course
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>>58884053
>Implying that I am not.
Do you know who the hell I am!
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>>58883986
Yuri hentai has never really been a thing unfortunately. Valkyrie Drive and Kuttsukiboshi are the only two that come to mind as coming close recently.

>>58884053
>>58884188
was not expecting the attempted suicide desu
Rin x Onsa is the only real couple though. Hane is in love with her bike.
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is it real weeb hours?
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>>58884234
In love is putting it LIGHTLY after last episode. She was straight giving the bike a five dollar sucky fucky.
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Mashallah Inshallah
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You fellas like banjo music or are you too queer for that kind of shit?

https://youtu.be/zqixS-sknfI
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>>58884098
>trigger studios
>>58884188
>no italian bikes
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>>58884334
The rich girl (or her butler, rather) ride a Ducati with a sidecar.
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>>58884334
>your favorite studio
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>>58883970
Probs pinkeye bruh.
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>I vape
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>>58884334

>not liking trigger

how gay can a person be?
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Any drug users or people in medicine here?

My wife has a best friend who I suspect has some type of drug addiction.

She sometimes excuses herself to the bathroom, wherever we are , and after she comes back she's very talkative but with very evident slurred speech.

But it clears up after a few minutes.

Which drug does this?

Also I should mention she works in a low paying secretary position and is a semi attractive slut that has fucked half the law firm she works at.

So I doubt she can afford expensive drugs. Is coke expensive these days?
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GANAMOS
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>>58884334
there was an episode with them.
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>>58884372
Sunrise
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>>58884334
>>58884370
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>>58884426
Luluco is CUTE.
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How was your day my friends?
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>>58884423
>Do you even vape bro?
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>>58884433

>excuses herself to the bathroom, wherever we are , and after she comes back she's very talkative

That's coke 101. Slurred speech isn't usually a supper evident thing but it makes your face go numb so you can end up talking kinda janked out if you don't know how to act cool about it, yeah. If she's a slut she probably just sucks off her dealer.
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>>58884439

Is this an online game?

Link?
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>>58884459

she's pretty great

but Nova sells it
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>>58883519
They are so gross.
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>>58884536
it's a game I just played on chess.com

I can also recommend lichess as a very good site if you want to play online (lichess has the added bonus of not needing to register)

chess24 and chesscube are also decent alternatives
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>>58884423
Martin needs some water.
>>58884477
Not bad at all.
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>>58884535

It wouldn't surprise me. She does have a weed dealing friend she fucks.

She's also rapidly approaching her mid 30s and no real career prospects other than being the office bicycle and hoping a desperate lawyer marries her.

I feel bad for her sometimes. Nice girl but a total mess.
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>>58884578

Thanx pham
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>>58884575
They're not too bad. They really have almost no taste at all. It's just alcoholic water. Definitely not good, but not terrible.
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https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/727932354883248129
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Desu buds

>>58884477
Looking at all this makes me want to throw up desu

But my day was great. Work didn't suck today.
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>>58884643

Yeah, coke is really bad new for females especially. They love that uppity, ditzy feeling, the social aspect and it's an aphrodisiac for them BIG TIME. Plenty of women that are decent people at heart have just turned into coke fiend skanks cause it does something crazy to them.
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>>58884749
>>58884592
Noice lads. days been alright, might rain here.
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>>58884769
>Plenty of women
>decent people
funny joke
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>>58884724
>this winning politician is dangerous: these 3 losers agree
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>>58884828
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>>58884512
>he vapes
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>>58884806
I rains every fucking day it seems. I better enjoy it before SUMMER starts next week early.
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>>58884877
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>>58884910
where I live rain is kinda rare and it's been raining more frequently than usual. But yeah I need to enjoy it before the blistering heat rolls in.
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>>58884769

I don't even want to tell my wife that her friend is very clearly a drug addict. Because my wife is pretty much the only true friend of hers that is normal, and if my wife deserted her she would absolutely go into some death spiral.

Right now she's on the edge economically, and can barely afford her rent. A missed paycheck and she would probably be in some serious shit.

I'll let nature take its course.
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We need some rain here ffs, everything's burning and it's fucking near 30 degrees in early May.
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>>58885032
be safe lad.
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Bored like wood, buds.

>>58884987
The rain isn't too bad, but if it continues over the next few days it'll ruin my three day break from work.
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>>58885076
Thanks, pray for us
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When will it all end?
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>>58884868
>mfw she doesn't even vape
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>>58885182
is that show good?
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>>58885200
yes
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>>58884423
>>58884512
Serious question: it seems like a lot of "vapers" are young, and haven't ever smoked in their lives.

E-cigs are a good way to quit, don't get me wrong, but why do people vape if they've never smoked? Are they just too pussy to smoke real cigarettes, but want to seem edgy? What's the appeal?
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>>58885305

Stop posting your picture you attention starved fag. Go to /soc/ with that shit.
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>>58885305
vape nash bro
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>>58884002
BABY
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>>58885305
Fuck off Brandon.
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>>58885305
>low budget Edward Snowden
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>>58884877
Gr8 show desu
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>>58883779
Because God hates Alberta
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>>58885305
They want to be edgy. Most people I know over 21 that vape do it because they're trying to quit cigs. Most people under that age do it to look cool.
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y'all don't no diddly squat
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>>58885182
>>58885212
Very good show
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>>58885212
Seen Kuma Miko senpai?
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>>58885305
Because hookahs are out of style now, and we have to bow down to the 20,000,000 different Vape God flavours like Blueberry Ghost and AK-69.

Also >>58885397
I had a cheap e-cig that I'd use while working overnight a few month ago, and I just got tired of using it.

Yeah I get to smoke indoors while I smoke sure, but there's nothing else going for it.
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>>58885182
tanaka is cute
no homo though
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>>58885391
Fuck off
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2637905-caitlyn-jenner-reportedly-to-pose-nude-for-si-cover-with-olympic-medal-usa-flag?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
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>>58885510
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>>58885462
Lewd of the season.
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>>58885517
I want off this ride
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>billions of people lived and died without ever knowing about anime
>there are billions of people alive today who still don't know about anime
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Why do adult actresses pretend to give two shuts about Star Wars?
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>>58885555
Good doubles
Anime is great
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>Why, yes! I AM from the province of Alberta!
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F
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>>58885606
What time is it where you live?
This happened a long time ago famlam
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>>58885606
Kasich only ran for the free food. Fatass śmh
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>>58885520
We are the backbone of this country, whilst you sit at your computer and post memes from the east. Basically you're a piece of shit, one day you'll realize what a shitty life you lead and how you will wish you would have done more for yourself.
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>>58885614

I was busy for a good chunk of the day
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KWE
BECK
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>>58885649
lol
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>>58885606
So who else is still in for the Republicans, besides Trump?
Will Trump seriously be our next president?
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>>58885623

What are you doing right now other than sitting at your computer angrily pounding on your keyboard because somebody made a mundane bant aimed at your province? Chill out you autistic fuck.
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>>58885517
Not even the queers want to see that mess of organs.
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>>58885711
I helped out some people at work today from there, and will help anyone else that needs it. I'm doing more than you ever would, fucking pathetic excuse for a human.
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>>58885623
>Basically you're a piece of shit
t. charred Albertan

I still have my job unlike you because your shitty oil rig is gone with the wind.
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I remember some Albertacuck was shitting on Ontario for "not even being cold"

It's literally 7 degrees here and now your province is LITERALLY burning in 30 degrees weather
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>>58885744

I'm not the guy you were originally responding to man. Holy Christ. Go put some ice on your arse, buddy.
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if there were a god he would burn the entire province, I expect this is some cheeky nando putting cigs out on the petrol covered grass
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>>58885747
BANTER
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>>58885774
I know this chick.
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>>58885747
>>58885769
Have you no compassion? not for me but for the good people out there? Humanity is shit, well the worst seem to come here and other shit places online, thankfully there's still a lot of good people out there.
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>>58885774
superior canned canadian banter au provincialisme
your head
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>alberta
kek
KeK
KEK
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>>58885623
>Basically you're a piece of shit

oh shit
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THE WAY I SEE IT, BARRY
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HOLY FUCK ITS ACTUALLY REAL TOP LEL
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>>58885821
>Alberta expecting compassion from ROC of whilst themselves have no compassion whatsoever for anything that is not Alberta or Saskatchewan
Thank god you have Ontario and our CL-415s to save your ass.

To answer your question, no, I don't have much compassion for Alberta, but I have compassion for quite a lot of other provinces, but not Alberta.
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>>58885744
>>58885623

This is why a lot of folks in this country have a general distaste for Albertans. Nah, it ain't cause we're jealous, most of us appreciate it's value. Albertans, however, think they PERSONALLY are responsible for pooping a bunch of oil out of their own ass or something and just walk around with an over inflated ego the size of a Texan waistline, the region they so badly attempt to emulate. Factor in the keybaord warrior /pol/ak element on the internet and you get for some REALLY autistic motherfuckers on here.
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>its a "leafs argue over who exports more maple syrup" episode
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>>58885821
>Humanity is shit

Sounds like something a horrible person would say desu.

t. British Columbia, the only non-poor province now.
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>>58885911
>implying americans don't argue about their own states on /cum/

stay out of this, fatass
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>"You see Sub-Zero...... You can trust a sorcerer sometimes..."
What did he mean by this?
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>>58885876

Read the "Editors Note" at the end of every article about Trump on HuffingtonPost.

When I first saw it I thought they had gotten hack and that it was a prank.
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>living outside Ontario
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>>58885911

/cum/ might as well just be called "flyover state shitflinging". You think that shit interests me? Let us have our minute.
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>>58885913
I don't think importing rich chinks really counts. If anything you're the worst province
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>>58885930

Minnesota is the best State.

What is there to argue about?
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>>58885966

>Canada jr
>best state
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>>58885911
QC syrup > the rest.

Not sure on export amounts, though.
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>>58885887
Why so salty? when I was working up in Ft.Mac every Ontarian I met seemed to always tell me how much they hated this province, yet they were making good money here. East Coasters were brotier, great people.
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>>58885966
good lad
>>58885980
bad chap
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Any of you guys hyped for the new Death Grips album? Hope they come go to Toronto desu
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>>58885801
She's a cute
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>>58885998

nigga, BP leaked like a week ago
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>>58885998

>unironically listening to that retarded coon shit
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>>58885956
Success breeds jearousy m8.
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>>58885821
fuck Alberta

I do find it fucking hilarious how fast charities are taking advantage of this to beg for money. Getting blasted from every direction with Red Cross ads. do those cunts even actually help people or just blow the donations on marketing?
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>he still watches anime
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Tell me about Manitoba. What happens there? It seems like it's the most irrelanvent province
>>58886015
Can't find it on pirate bay
>>58886020(you)
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>>58886040
Most big donation companies take anywhere from 40-60% for "admin" costs, etc.

Also, fuck Ontario.
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>>58885991
>not canned syrup
disgusting, get out of my country

>>58885998
already leaked you casual
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>>58886052

why the fuck are you looking for it on PB instead of just using the /mu/ archive
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>It's a "the rest of Canada is jealous of Alberta" episode
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>job interview on Saturday
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>meme grips is like some really deep avant garde shit, guys!
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>>58886070
So it's basically just a scam then? Why is this shit allowed?

Yes fuck Ontario. fuck every province really I can't think of a single one that's actually decent
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>>58886115
you talk the talk
but do you meme the meme?
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>>58886075
This
Canned syrup is superior
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>>58886115
Anybody who thinks Death Grips is deep probably browses /mu/.
They're just fun to listen to.
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>people UNIRONICALLY choose to live in Alberta
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>>58886040

Red Cross is notoriously inefficient, but they do make an attempt to help people. but International Rescue Committee is better
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>>58885623
>We are the backbone of this country

You're the spinal cord tumour of this country, slowly and surely spending it's time, unnoticed growing and becoming malignant just in time to destroy this country.
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>people UNIRONICALLY live west of the rockies
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>>58886144

It's also expensive as shit and not meant for direct consumption.
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>professor telling us love story of how he met his wife
>sends us a picture of his kid
>suddenly it hits me that this person was created because two people were deeply in love
>>
>Canadians fight over which snowy hill is the best place to live near edition
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>>58886183
You can pour it in another container with a cap on it
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>>58886183
>dumb enough to buy Processing Grade syrup
wew

Not sure about the US, but here you can get grade A (aka edible/ready to eat) syrup in cans, and it's usually better than stuff in bottles. Maybe it's a placebo but I find it that way.
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>>58886168
Listen, that computer you're on is made from petroleum products or by products. The water you drink is pumping and treated by pumps and turbines that need oil to lubricate bearings, shafts, impellers, whatever. So tell me again how we're a tumor on this country, don't get me fucking started.
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this fucking guy
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>>58886183
From what I've seen canned syrup is generally cheaper. I've never had to buy it tho I just make my own
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>>58883512
Anyone who lines up to get fast food is a fucking moron.
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>>58886052
>on pirate bay
You retarded piece of foliage

Here:
https://mega.nz/#F!C0MSSbLA!_Rbny8tQBwIUAMlADIxWnQ
[128 kbps] (missing 808080)

You should just wait for the high quality leak desu.
>>
Saw my house and all my possessions be reduced to ashes today. Guess I'm starting a new life.

34 decides where I move
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>It's an "Albertan can't handle the banter and goes Nuclear" episode
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>>58886281
somalia
>>
>>58886269
Soviets were used to lining up for hours to get food. Also there's the appeal of newness.

>>58886281
Slave Lake
>>
>>58886281

Somaliland
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>>58886261
Jesus fucking Christ what a cunt.

Who cares that Alberta is the arse of Canada it's still a horrible thing happening to people.
>>
>>58886281
Demand refugee status
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>it's a leafposters flooding the thread episode
>>
it's a shame to think how much coke has probably been wasted
>>
>>58886288
Because our province is burning, if Ontario was burning, if thunder bay burnt or whatever other city close to the forested region burnt I fucking know that more people would care.
>>
>>58886281
Kamloops.
>>
>>58886281
Fuck, sorry bro. Which neighbourhood where you in? I'll help you out if you need anything
>>
>>58886327

People come here to blow off steam desu
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Every province is the arse of Canada desu.
Still better than most states though.
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does any1 want 2 b my frend ?
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I hope Medicine Hat is alright
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>be canadian
>industry literally burning to the ground
>call each other names
Good good
now we just move in for the annexation
>>
>>58886327

Do you see how your smug ass fucking attitude about everything might be related to why people are giving you the bantz?
>>
>>58886281
my house
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>>58886281
>>58886281
Mexico :^)
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>>58886308
Just your typical tree hugging green faggot. Seriously can't wait for the day we wake up and purge trash like that
>>
>>58886365
They have pre-teen serial kills to worry about.
But they're not in a forested region so they'll probably be fine.
>>
>>58886383
>Seriously can't wait for the day we wake up and purge trash like that

Looks like the tables are turned, your oil industry is burning.
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>>58886327
someone get this hothead out of here
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>>58886371
Do you want a repeat of what happened last time America tried invading? It's not just gonna be Alberta burning
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>>58886281
haha
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>>58886364
no, becuz then u will say "just kidding!"
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>>58886327
Wouldn't happen here, our firefighters are pros
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>>58886376
Alright, I see what you're saying, I'm just upset man, I used to live there and the house I lived in is probably gone, just hits close to home and fuels my pent up rage.
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>>58886261
He's right, they deserve this sort of shit

Die rednecks fucking die
>>
>>58886420
that's cool, bro, just try not to be a queer fag in the future, ok?
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>>58886406
this time around britain has its own problems to deal with instead of helping you
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Why did it bern though?
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>>58886146
no one on /mu/ thinks death grips is deep, they're a fucking meme
>>
>>58886442
Well when your city or town burns, try not to be that either, okay?
>>
>>58886281
Alaska
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>>58886354
We were in Waterways. We're with family in Edmonton for now. I appreciate the gesture though. Where were you?
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>>58886406
>burgers burn down York
>w-we wuz destroying Washington DC, w-we're totally not taking credit for what the bongs did!
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>>58886452
alright r/hiphopheads then.

>>58886466
Where you at in Edmonton? If you need booze I'll deliver.
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>>58886449

>Pump the environment, from lakes to soil to tree, full of flammable byproducts from digging, drilling and fracking
>Be surprised when the forest ends up going nuclear
>>
>>58886281
are you a girl?
if so can you please live with me
>>
>>58886400
the middle east has more then enough oil for my needs
>>
>>58886449
It was extremely hot and dry and there were multiple small fires caused by stupid shit like ATVs and firecrackers that joined into one massive fire that consumed the whole city and displaced 88,000 people
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>>58886409
but i woudnt do that 2 u /cum/-chan
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>>58886449
>>58886509
It was controlled yesterday too, but some strong winds blew it towards the city.
A lot of ignorance about forest fires is coming up, but one thing people overlook is that they spread really, really fast especially in dry weather like this. That's why you'll get a lot of people that have nothing since they didn't have time to pack up everything before they left.
>>
>>58886479
Lol we've got booze don't worry. Thanks though.
I've seen more generosity from everyone in this situation than I have in my entire life. I passed by a dude pulled over on the highway in an RV with a sign that said "Free Gas" and he had like 10 jerrycans. Warms my heart.
>>58886484
I have a QT GF are we still invited
>>
>>58886466
No trouble, I was living close to the firestation just off Centennial Dr. Not sure if the house I was staying in is gone or not, I know a lot of waterways is gone. Good to hear you have family there. Alberta stands with you, not sure about the rest of Canada, doesn't matter we can take care of eachother.
>>
Have the armed forces helped yet? Or is it still just firefighters. I know other provinces sent help but 88000 people is a shit ton to move and relocate not to mention prevent the fire from spreading
>>
>Canada sent several water planes to California to help fight the fires there a couple years ago
>The US hasn't sent shit to help this one

Never trust an American.
>>
>>58886573
Yeah, my brother's rugby team is collecting food at their next meet on Saturday for the displaced, so I'll probably chip in there.
Best of luck to you and any family and friends.

>>58886594
Army and air force will be there tomorrow I think.
>>
>>58886594
>Have the armed forces helped yet? Or is it still just firefighters.

It's literally 100 firefighters.

The Government has already approved military to be sent if Alberta requests it but they feel their 100 whole firefighters is enough.
>>
>>58886604

nigga, we're still in a drought here

we dont have water to lend
>>
>>58884575
Babby doesn't have his beer legs yet, I see.
>>
>>58886594
>Have the armed forces helped yet?
Still won't be available for another day at least. The poor response is pretty embarrassing tbqh.
>>
>>58886594
They sent 15 men, 1 or 2 choppers and have 2 planes on standby. 15 seems like fuck all tho
>>
>>58886604
>canadian twists their own demise into more whining against americans
Oh fuck off
>>
>>58886650

You're welcome for us spending money to save your homes.
>>
>>58886552
Even before the Slave Lake fire of 2011, I kept telling people, firefighters and anyone that northern communities need to have a fire barrier around the perimetre of the community, 200-250 yard path, with sprinkler systems installed. It might not have helped all, but it might have saved some homes, but whenever I say things like this it falls on deaf ears
>>
>>58886649
Fucking hell at least it's not as bad as Katrina where the first crews to arrive were Canadian
>>
>>58886625
>but they feel their 100 whole firefighters is enough.
No, the army and air force have been called and will be there tomorrow. The province sent help requests to anywhere close by, B.C. hasn't sent anything, but they might need their people there. Fucking Mexico sent like 70 firefighters to help.
>>
>>58886650
y--you you should have been there for us, man!

remember that plane bro?
Remember that plane?!
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>>58886409
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>>58886640
>The poor response is pretty embarrassing tbqh.

What do you mean? The Alberta government denied need for military help at first. The response is poor because the dumbasses in charge said "Nah we got this"
>>
>>58886594
Air force has choppers picking people uo who are stranded North of town. There's a C130 on the way full of food and water. Ground forces are supposed to be there in 2 days.
>>
>>58886667
>Fucking Mexico sent like 70 firefighters to help.
What?

Mexico comfirmed for brotier.
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What is /cum/ reading?

me pic related.

You fags read right?
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>>58885003
>true friend
But she doesn't know she is "very clearly" a drug addict and would possibly desert her if she did?
>>
>>58886604

Reminder that the US Coast Guard is literally Canada's Navy. Not like, theoretically, but as in they are actually tasked with guarding and watching Canadian waters.
>>
>>58885623
>We are the backbone of this country,
that's funny, because Toronto has a larger GDP than your entire province.

One fucking city.

In Ontario, mind you, because Ontario is the actual backbone of this country. Not to mention Ontario is one of the original provinces of Canada. Ontario is home to the largest GDP, largest city, and the capital city. Don't bullshit me, Alberta barely outdoes Quebec.
>>
>>58886661
I guess they are just supposed to help with evacuations and with only 1 highway out of the city I suppose you wouldn't need a lot. I don't really see what good 15 men would be tho, would think police could cover a single road
>>
Donald Tramp will be the republican frontrunner"!!!!!
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>>58886717

Shes such a good friend that she overlooks all the stupid shit her friend does and doesn't even notice it.
>>
>>58886667
And the US has sent what?
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>>58886744

Ontario townships also have 250m sprinkler perimeters. That's the luxury of being a previously successful but who are we kidding this country is shit province
>>
>>58886733
um no
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>>58886183
>not meant for direct consumption

The fuck are you talking about? That's like saying canned apple juice isn't meant for drinking.

Use the can opener (not the wheel kind). Poke one hole for pouring, and one (smaller) for air. Not that hard, retard.
>>
>>58886712

readings for nerds
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>>58886774
Not sure, haven't heard anything about the US sending anything, but that doesn't necessarily mean they haven't.
>>
>>58886734
Mexicans are good people, narcos aside. God bless them and thank you.
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>>58886712
Trying to change my viewpoint a little on the upcoming AI problems (I'm currently all for it, but I want to know the dangers).
I'm in the first chapter that looks at the history of AI, and I have no idea what half the shit means.
>>
>>58886797
his post got deleted
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>>58886660
>with sprinkler systems installed
logistically speaking this is fucking impossible to maintain

>>58886683
>What do you mean?
I'm referring to the fact that they said it would take over 2 days for any air force or army personnel to be available.

>>58886744
You realize that Alberta only has 4 million people right? Our GDP per capita is significantly higher than Ontario.
>>
>>58886744
Listen, we have the 3rd largest oil reserves in the world, behind the Saudis and Venezuela. Most of the money you get and spend is from us or the US, so tell me again how we're useless. I beg you.
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>>58886712
>2016
>reading
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>>58886835
Hasn't the fire spread to the airport in Fort Mac? That's probably not good for the air force.
>>
>>58886744
Do you really want to compare Toronto to Alberta? Such a fucking horrible city sucking off the rest of the province. It's not even fucking white anymore
>>
>>58886830
Fuck the janitor, I appreciate your help our brothers from the far south
>>
>>58885305
Did you just start or something?
You do not look natural the way you are holding it in your mouth or hand.
>>
>>58886882
i am not that mexican...plz tell me what did he post
>>
>>58886847
Your economy is dead and Fort Mac went with it, stop.
>>
>>58886870
The airforce base is at Cold Lake, and there are corporate airstrips at the mines north. I don't think that's the problem.
>>
>>58886829
Nice lad

>>58886791
>>58886850
fags bet you watch anime too
>>
>>58886905

Google "CBC news 62 mexican firefighters mcmurray."
>>
>>58886915
ah, ok
>>
>>58886905
He posted a news link about Mexican firefighters that came recently to help us.

Here: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/62-mexican-firefighters-join-wildfire-fight-in-northern-alberta-1.3144553

Go ahead Janitor, ban me you piece of shit.
>>
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>>58886925

>he doesnt watch anime
>>
>>58886925
I have literally never watched a single anime
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>>58886953
Dragon Ball is anime
>>
>>58886911
It's not dead, it's in a slump but Oil prices will rise again in a year or two, then when you get that raise, thank us.
>>
>>58886870
There are airstrips North of fort Mac as well on all the large oil sites like syncrude, suncor, and shell
>>
>>58886930
>>58886944
i guess it is good
>>
>>58886944
wasn't banned, dont know why the post got deleted.
soliciting maybe? stupid but w/e
>>
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>>58886944
what's been going on with the dude anyways

Deleting random posts, deleting threads before they reach bump limit, I don't get it man. What did we do to deserve this
>>
>>58886971
it helps, and is greatly appreciated.
>>
>>58886953
Saint Seiya is anime Pablo
>>
>>58886944
>those comments
aww
>>
>>58886835
>laggards in British Columbia and Manitoba pulling the West's GDP per capita down

Shameful.
>>
>>58886987

>4chan opens new janitor applications
>It ends
>Now you instantly start spending a few months with posts getting deleted for no reason

Every time
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So how many of us are from Alberta right now?
Regular Edmonton anon here.
>>
>>58886850
Fucking ape
>>
>>58887003
yes, those canadians are faggots
>>
>>58887008
Honestly sick of easterners here spamming:
>muh gdp
>muh toronto
>muh culture
when the west actually does most of these things better or more efficiently.
>>
>>58887013
the last time they went through with those applications the new guy didn't really do much

this chap though
>>
>>58887003
We love you guys..
>>
>>58886835
>b-but per capita!! w-we're only 4m people!!

that has nothing to do with being the "backbone of this country"
>>
>>58887022
I'm in LLB, so many people coming in, I feel so sad. I will help them rebuild.
>>
build firewall
>>
>>58887087
Sounds like a lot of stress for a small town. Good luck and keep fighting the good fight.
>>
>>58886835
Why is the GDP per capita so high in the northern places?
>>
>>58887078
You realize that basically proves that the work we do per person is more valuable than the work you do per person in your province. Yet you sit here and spam about how great you are. Top kek. Scale the population up and we outperform you. It's really that simple you meme-spewing retard.
>>
>>58887126
They get government subsidies and less taxes.
It's to try and get people to move there and because the cost of living is high so far north to begin with.
>>
>>58886847
Ontario thrives on cheap oil prices so the worse off you are the better off we are. We could just buy elsewhere if you charged too much for oil.
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>be canadian
>buy bagged milk
>get burned alive
>>
>>58887126
Would u want to live in a lifeless frozen tundra where u only get sunlight for a few months on minimum wage?
>>
>>58886878
I use it to make the point that no, Alberta is not the leading province in this country and it never will be.
>>
>>58887126
Oh also a lot of their industry is mining, not sure what metals but I know a decent chunk are high profit.
>>
>>58887161

>Alberta
>Canadian

They're American from attitude to lifestyle to politics, they're an American Exclave that map makers keep accidentally putting in Canada.
>>
>>58887161

No mercy
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10132385
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>>58885391
t. Toronto degenerate.
>>
>>58887123
Yeah thanks, but we will do what we can to help our brothers and sisters.

>>58887153
Economically speaking you make sense, but from mine and other Albertans point of view that's pretty cold hearted bro.
>>
>>58887140
>scale up the population and we outperform you

yeah I'm sure if you had 3x as many people you'd be able to sell 3x as much oil.

Oh wait, no. No you wouldn't.

And even still, that's simply not the reality. The reality is that Alberta only has 4m and Alberta is not the leading province.
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>>58887217
Protip; I'm not ontarian nor in Ontario
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/Cum/ >>58886727 → one of us is ascending to the heavens. Come wish him goodbye.
>>
NEW
>>58887405
NEW
>>58887405
NEW
>>58887405
NEW
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>>58885555
Good. They have been spared from weebshit.
>>
>>58886281
Northern california
>>
>>58887267
I'm just throwing bantz senpai
>>
>>58887512

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL
>>
>>58886281
Barrow, Alaska
>>
>>58886573
read "foie gras" at first glance.
Stay strong, canadabro.
>>
>>58886847
but your oil is expensive to mine, the Saudis can sell for way cheaper than you and still profit
>>
I want to buy a smoker desu
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>>58887994
ded
that looked pretty good desu
>>
why is alberta so flammable?
>>
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>>58888027
love barbecuing desu
need more cookware besides a skillet and casserole dish
>>
>>58888027
Hello
>>
>>58888027
Hi
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