Hey /int/, how do you and your fellow contryman take a dump?
Sitting or squatting?
The mess is cleansed with water or toilet paper?
If you use toilet paper, how do you get rid of it? Flushing it down or putting it inside a trash bin?
Here we crap in toilet seats, and we clean our asses with toilet paper. The shat paper is then put inside a trash bin close to the toilet seat.
In case you are wondering, yes, it may smell. But no, we cannot flush the paper down because it would clog the kind of pipes we have here.
>>58857316
A proper procedure:
1) Slide down your trousers and pants
2) Sit on the shitter, making sure it's clean beforehand
3) Shit
4) Stand up
5) Grab toilet paper and rip off proper amount of paper, wipe your ass, throw paper into the shitter
6) Repeat 5, each time taking a look at the paper and estimating if your ass is clean enough until you achieve sufficient cleanness
7) Flush the toilet
8) (Optional) If you are a member of bourgeois class, use bidet at the end
>>58857316
Sit,Shit,Paper,flush. It's like this in most western countries.
>>58857535
t.PolePlumber
>>58857535
I flush toilet only once per month
t.saving water bill
>>58857535
my procedure
0) bring iPad to toilet
1) wear off all my clothes (pants and shirt)
2) sit on a toilet seat
3) shit
4) flush the toilet to reduce shit smell
5) shit and enjoy browing the internet by iPad
6) push a button to make splay water wash my ass
7) push the button again to stop the splay water
8) glab some toilet paper, and wipe my ass
9) look at the paper before throwing it to toilet bowl to check if shit is still on the paper
10) repeat 8&9 until shit is completely gone from the paper.
11) Flush the toilet
12) wash my hands with soup
>>58858131
>disturbing this sacred ritual by brining in electronic devices
shamefur dispray
>>58858483
>>58858131
Nipponese without erectlonic devices is no nipponese.
Squatting is superior in every way. Your body takes on a more natural position which makes for a smoother, easier dump. Your anus will also be less dirty. Water is also better than paper. No more endless wiping and bleeding from wiping too hard. Think using water is icky? Just wash your hands afterwards.
Sadly i was never taught to squat, so i find it difficult. I sometimes train a bit, i now find it less difficult than before, but still.
We should learn future generations how to squat again. It is also superior to sitting on chairs.
>>58859112
True! I built a squat stool and now I am a happy shitter. Also, I always take a shower after shitting (my ass is unbelieveable hairy and paper does not do the trick).
>>58859485
>my ass is unbelieveable hairy
post your ass.
>>58859589
Jesus dude take it easy
>>58859112
>bleeding from wiping too hard
what the fuck mexico
don't wipe with sand paper holy shit
>>58859720
I bleed incredibly fast. Or are you telling me you wipe so softly you need to wipe 20 times?
>>58858131
do you guys regulate the temperature of the water that splashes your ass or is it just cold all the time?
>sit on toilet
>take a shit
>wipe and throw paper into toilet
>lean my ass over the shower tub and wash my ass because I don't have a bidet in my apartment
>wipe again
>flush
>>58860775
Of course, the temperature is adjustable from cold temp to warm temp. Why not buy the water splay devise? It only costs $200-300 or so. Consider quality of your life.
>>58860970
When I went on vacation in Japan a few years ago, I was immensely impressed by the toilets. I was wary of water sprayed at my anus but I decided to try it for keks. My ass was sparkling clean, required a lot less paper, and the warm water feels nice, makes you feel fresh. I'd be tempted to get one if I had my own home.
>>58861108
Nice. If you have a chance to buy the device, you'd better to import it from Japan. Don't buy it in the US, because the devices sold in the US are fucking 2x or 3x expensive.
I have a sexual fetish to situation when girl is sitting on the toilet
>>58859485
Shit man, get a bidet
And post ass
>>58860137
Quit eating Mexican food, and you won't need to wipe as much
>if flat one, check if the water is running from outside the toilet
>and fill the bucket with water and pour it on the toilet floor
>get into toilet
>sit/squat if flat one
>take a shit
>use water to wipe my asshole or use sprayer or use toilet paper if that's there
>wash my hands
>flush or pour water into it manually
>get out and wash my hands with soap
>>58860777
Do you squirt te water into your ass or do you scrub with your hands?
I'm pretty sure i don't need to tell you that. bring me that edgy maymay of yours.
>>58862253
I don't eat spicy food at all.
>>58862601
do you poo in the loo xdd
>>58862168
No space for a bidet. I am thinking about adapting a rose from my shower, though.
And no pictures, my ass is shy.
>>58859485
You should shave around the anus man, I do it (not for sexual reasons) and it feels good
>>58862922
Already thought about it, but I am not sure if I have the knowledge and the skills. I once tried to shave my ass (cheeks and everything) and it itched a lot.
Any advice?
>>58862274
Do you use your left hand to wipe your ass if you can't find any paper?
I heard this somewhere when i was a kid.
>>58862922
How do you shave your ass hair? By using a mirror? Or do you let your mom shave your ass?
>
>>58863162
I use my left hand
>>58863467
Wow.. Seriously?
How do you wipe your ass by left hand? Did your parents ever teach how to clean up the shit from ass? How do you clean up if the shit is caught between your nails?
>>58857535
Why stand up for wiping? Seems harder.
>>58863600
that's why you trim your nails every week weaboo retard
>>58857316
>we cannot flush the paper down because it would clog the kind of pipes we have here.
I flush my paper down the pipe m8. We never had problems.
>>58858131
>wash my hands with soup
>>58863600
By using fingers to scrub the shit out
Parents teach it. I dnt remember how i learned it.
You trim your nails. It is taught in school.
I remember teachers used to beat us if we had nails in primary school.
>>58863904
Thats wrong, here in Brazil the pipes aren't designed for that.
>>58863904
That is interesting. Just read some articles about it, and now I know that it is possible in some places, but it depends on a lot of things.
Further reading:
http://planetasustentavel.abril.com.br/noticia/lixo/conteudo_391999.shtml
http://noticias.uol.com.br/ciencia/ultimas-noticias/redacao/2015/03/24/clique-ciencia-e-errado-jogar-papel-higienico-na-privada.htm
http://www.docol.com.br/planetaagua/h2o/pode-ou-nao-pode-jogar-papel-no-vaso-sanitario/
http://sossolteiros.bol.uol.com.br/pode-ou-nao-pode-o-dilema-do-papel-higienico-na-privada/
>mfw there are filthy posters in this thread who dont a water sprayer in their toilets
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>58864236
>>58864157
My neighborhood has sewage treatment since we were still the State of Guanabara.
>>58864587
They must be designed for it back then. Now the design procedures for sewage pipes don't predict toilet paper disposal on them.
>>58857316
Sitting
Toilet paper
Flushing
>>58863904
>there's a favela out there under 5 metres of your poo because you flushed
>>58864587
The state should still be named that desu
>>58863862
>>58864128
Okay, mates... So... is it really true that you don't use left hand when you eat something?
Do rich people still use fingers to wipe their ass?
>>58857316
i sit, then wipe, then shower.
>>58864587
You have a prowerful toilet m8, but your pipes are not suppose to do that. But keep doing it fuck the police. In Chile Pinochet destroyed the bidets and started building inferior pipes to save water, before that we used to be abble to flush everything we wanted. Most of the stores only sale green toilers that save water.
>>58859112
>No more endless wiping and bleeding from wiping too hard.
Seriously this is the kind of shit that makes people on the southern cone to act arrogant, How can you bleed from your butt? are you using newspapers or something?
>>58857316
>sitting
>toilet paper is used, although a lot of people have bidets too
>toilet paper is put in trash bin
Do ppl really use their bare fingers to wipe?? I go poo then use toilet paper 2-3 times then use a wet wipe to ensure cleanliness. flush it ALL down the toilet. No need for water
>>58865511
>are you using newspapers or something?
his flag should answer that.
>>58865553
>trash bin
fucking why? i had a friend who's family used to do that. his bathroom trash was full of shitty toilet paper.
1. Mostly sitting except if the public toilet seat is dirty
2. Mostly with water. Especially with the sprinkler in some rich houses / hotels.
We have Pail and dipper in all of our household and in middle-class public toilets, to replace the water sprinklers. It's kinda like a handy + water-saving thng.
Do people really stand up to wipe? I've always remained sitting down/half squatting to wipe my arse. It means that the arse is still open and accessible, it's much more difficult to wipe it if you stand up since your bum closes up.
>>58866169
dude, i JUST started wiping sitting down like last year. i went 25 years not knowing it made it easier. i use like 1/3 of the toilet paper and don't have to shower everytime.
>>58863139
Don't close shave, I use an electric shaver just to get rid of the clump
>>58863235
I get feel around there
>>58865511
Do you not keep wiping until your toilet paper is completely clean? Do you not wipe extra hard to save on paper? I use normal paper, it just frequently happens for no apparent reason. Explain to me every step in your ass wiping process.
>>58863235
just squat and feel it out senpai. aint gotta look good nobodies gonna see it. i do it once a month or so along with the pubes and grundel. no better feeling on this earth than soaping up a freshly shorn scrotum and anus.
>>58866337
Shit
IF(TP==Dirty){
WIPE()
}
ELSE{
END()
}
>>58865444
there is nothing as rich ppl
Rich ppl can be more pleb tier
It is just educated and not educated.
Most ppl have those shower spray kind of things these days
>>58866659
>those shower spray kind of things
they make portable versions of those? interesting.
>>58866588
Why would you check the toilet paper before you've even wiped? Also you only wipe once and you don't even check to see if the wiped toilet paper is dirty.
>>58866812
you're right. i'm so sorry.
Shit
WIPE()
IF(TP==Dirty){
WIPE()
}
ELSE{
END()
}
DESIGNATED
>>58857316
from previous threads
>>58865781
Because my country's infrastructure is a fucking mess.
My house has a cesspit, it's not connected to a sewer system.
>>58866977
What about the gray areas?? Dig, poo, bury?
>>58866788
>portable
Not meant like taking it the streets. To use it in toilet.
>>58867096
The map is incomplete yet.
Somebody suggested painting all of africa black as 'too poor to buy bidets'
>>58857316
wait... are those hole in the floor toilets the reason why slavs are expert squatters?
>>58866977
Thats wrong, bidets are fairly common, especially in houses made before 1970
>>58866909
That's exactly what i do. But i have to wipe like 15 times if i dont want to wipe too hard.
>>58867002
RARE
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RERA
ERAE
>>58867205
>argentinian
>making a joke of "poor"
ahhahahaa not too fast, argentina
>>58867340
maybe they have those toilets BECAUSE they're expert squatters. think outside the box, you sheep.
>>58867377
shave your ass. a personal groomer thing is like 20 dollars. that or take a shower after. and talk to a doctor about your bleeding rectum tp shouldn't do that.
>>58867365
All chileans on the thread said that bidets became a rarity after the 70s. You are free to edite it anyways
>>58866909
You forgot to introduce variable TP.
>>58867436
I refuse to shave. Humans shouldnt shave anything or alter their body for any reason save medical.
Also, how is the hair causing the problem? Only the part of the paper that touches the hole is dirty.
got the runs lads, seemed liek a good place to post. it won't come out in one quick blast like usual. i get the urge every 15mins or so, it feels like something powerfuls about to happen but when i sit its just a quick squirt and then i don't feel it any more. what do?
>>58866909
>wiping with the dirty paper
>>58857316
>not using wet TP to clean your butt
>>58866909
//Shit
BOOL TP=0 //0=clean, 1=dirty
WIPE()
IF(TP==1){
WIPE()
}
ELSE{
END()
}
int WIPE(){
//wipe code goes here
}
>>58867841
do you want dingleberries? because that's how you get them.
>>58867478
>All chileans on the thread said that bidets became a rarity after the 70s.
Mostly in santiago, but no, i really don't care that much.
But there's 3 things Pinochet destroyed that everyone even right wingers are mad about:
The train industry was destroyed and now it doesnt even has 1/10 the destinations it used to have (his wife owns turbust the biggest bus line)
The diary industry died and the milk consumtion in chile still hasnt recovered
And Shitty green toilets that save water and cant get rid of the shit replaced manly toilets and bidets.
>>58867377
Use baby wipes, you seem to suffer from extreme butthurt.
>>58868026
Kek. Ok. Thanks.
>>58866977
Why is Sri Lanka brown?
>>58857316
Sitting
Water using a bidet spray and then toilet paper to dry up
Putting it in the trash bin
We dont,
we hold it in till russia says it's okay to shit
>>58867913
You still don't check if you're clean after the second wipe. It would be more sensible to use a while loop and continue to wipe until the toilet paper is clean.
Sit
Take a shit
Wash your ass with bidet shower
Dry your ass with toilet paper and make sure there's not shit left in your ass
Flush the toilet paper down the toilet
Wash your hands
>>58870044
//Shit
BOOL TP=0 //0=clean, 1=dirty
WIPE()
while(TP!=0){
WIPE()
}
END()
int WIPE(){
//wipe code goes here
}
>>58870317
>wash your hands
do people really do this in their own house? i will in public but, honestly thats just to keep up appearances.
>>58871290
Yes, even Indians wash their hands you filthy savage.
>>58860777
This.
>>58871290
Have fun touching your eyes and getting pink eye fag
>>58871290
Seriously?
I cannot even imagine not washing my hands after pissing!
>>58871608
come on, now. after pissing is just unecessary. how dirty is your cock?
>>58857316
1.Take a shit
2.Switch to bidet next to toilet
3.Use only cold water even in winter because is good for muh anus and preventing hemorrhoids.
4.Dry with toilet paper
Never squat over the toilet btw, pic related
>>58871608
Why should you wash your hands after touching someyhing many people put in their mouth?
>>58871690
Is it normal in the US to piss and leave the bathroom without washing hands?
At least in Brazil, it is considered extremely gross, considering that people shake hands when they meet.
My cock is clean, but I wash my hands because I expect everyone to do that.
>>58872116
we pretend its not. if you don't wash your hands in public people might talk shit or give dirty looks. but i've never seen anyone do it in their home after pissing except women.
>Sit
>Unlock phone
>Open browser
>Go to /int/
>Start shitting
>Read
>Post
That's how far I am right now.
>>58872298
Have a nice shitting, sir.
>>58872344
Thanks.
Almost done.
>>58872409
keep going! i know you can finish, you have the heart of a leopard!
>go to the forest
>check surrounding for any snake, wild boar or tiger
>shit
>jump into the river to wash my ass
>get eaten by crocodile
>>58873452
You are lying. There are no crocodiles in Poland.
>>58871290
When I poo I do wash my hands with water and soap, for the piss I only wet my hands with water a bit, seems fine.
