dagumi is a true gort man edition
lads
I spend too much time on 4chan.
>>58854195
What does this OP even mean?
>>58854756
Me too. Wish I had a productive hobby or some other time-filler as a NEET. Man I've really wasted years here. -_-
>>58855073
I'm not even a NEET, but man this more addicting than cigarettes.
>>58855333
What do you find so addictive/appealing about it?
>>58855853
I just think it's gas.
>>58855927
I just use it since it's my only exposure to other people.
>>58856293
What happened to your life outside of 4chan?
>>58856350
No friends.
>>58855333
nice trips
>>58856455
Go and made some then. Get a job, go to college. Expand your circles yo more than just this website. And lay off the benzos.
>>58856543
Don't know how, have social anxiety. Not eligible for Uni either.
>>58857044
Then do a plc course, and work your way there. And do md or lsd, and see how you feel about your social anxiety then.
>>58857175
>plc course
Do you need a Leaving Cert to do one of them?
>>58857610
Okay, you could start with fetec and work your way up from there.
>>58857044
>Uni
you mean college
>>58857681
I was involved with one before and it was shite. Think I'm a bit too old for it anyway at this stage.
I'm feeling slightly optimistic at the moment so I'm thinking of autodidactism to become a software engineer. I also have a local Education and Training Board that I'm thinking of giving a call to look through some options.
lads how easy is it to learn a trade in ireland?
>>58858919
what trade?
>>58858919
Easy enough.
>>58858330
Just keep trying man.
>>58858951
i dunno, maybe being an electrician, a plumber, a welder
is the economy like in the stated where blue collar jobs pay more than white collar jobs because no one wants to do it?
>>58859003
good
might be best to study a trade in switzerland though, they have a good system i hear
id have to join the army though
>>58859088
Make a man out if you.
>>58859130
yeah i dont mind it that much. its basically just kids fucking around marching and drilling
and of course my somewhat shit german (with next to no knowledge of army terminology) would make for some hilarious army stories in the future
l love Annie-May
he did it again the madman
>>58859003
Ganbarimasu!
When do we start speaking Irish?
>>58860124
Anois, déarfainn?
>>58860169
What does that mean?
>>58860187
Now, I would say?
>>58860187
now, id say
I think we should all speak Japanese instead.
Does your lads willys get smaller after doing a poo?
Cá bhfuil lár inniu?
Mcgregor back on ufc 200 when?
>>58865130
I don't think it'll happen.
>>58863028
no but the willyskin pulls itself back
same thing happens when its cold out, my willyskin just pulls itself back and the pubes get caught in it
really annoying tb h
>>58865012
is marbh é ;_;
lads the #cruzmissiles have been intercepted
quaker oats kasich has been harvested
trump has won
>>58865671
Can you vote?
>>58865731
nah not a citizen
>>58865808
Fucking Swiss cunt
>>58865849
fuck off nigel switzerland is 10× better than your shitty country
>>58865891
>has a Swiss surname (and probably forename)
>thinks he's Irish
Absolutely Howling, that's like a paki calling himself English lmao
>>58866490
Does he have a Swiss surname?
>>58867129
an irish first name, and an irish and swiss surname.
>>58866490
but pakis are english m8
>>58867594
alri connor
Stop posting to the yank! Ignore Yank blogger posts
>>58871603
Why
?
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/politics/danny-healyrae-on-climate-change-god-above-is-in-charge-of-the-weather-and-we-cant-do-anything-about-it-34685561.html
this man speaks the truth.
>>58872346
He craves the attention and to be noticed. He's also a massive bender who think he's class. The fact he's a heritage fag should be enough of a reason
>>58872536
I feel bad for him. He said he had no friends which is why he spends so much time here. He might be a cretin and a bit of a gobshite (no offence) but I think that's more a symptom of his youth, also his exposure to the awful /brit/ threads early on.
Atleast he keeps the thread alive.
>>58869784
>connor
lol no
>>58872470
>chr*stians
sm h
>>58872536
>craves attention
no
>thinks he's class
but i am class
>heritage fag
so are you. why dont you stop being a heritagefag and just be british/american? were all the same lmao
>>58874374
i used to have friends till i moved here. people are just kind of retarded here.
>>58872470
he's some cute hoor
>>58861079
What Malaysian rice paper cartoon is that from man?
>>58874563
ur mas a hoor
>>58874630
my god you are a clueless fucker arent you
you arent irish fuck off
>>58874668
what the h*ck did i ever do to you?
why cant we all get along
>>58874563
>>58874630
Tbh i found this quite funny.
/ÉIRE/, yises are fucking gas, like.
>>58874580
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin-iro_Mosaic
rate my oc
>>58874982
Okay thanks man.
I went to Dublin once, everyone was nice to me.
Gud times tbqh. :D
>>58875423
enib
>>58875492
>>58875586
>>58875671
>>58875837
kaksoispiste de de de de de de de
>>58875937
Turpa kiinni se puuro syödään
>>58875229
Are you new to 4chan/anime
>>58876271
>new to 4chan
No
>new to anime
Not really,but Iv'e kinda got into it more recently for whatever reason.
when did you first post on 4chan
2011 here. first left /b/ for /pol/ like 2014 after /pol/ and /b/ raided tumblr
>>58876520
/b/ in 2010.
But then over time I got into /int/ and /k/.
I also frequent /out/,/x/ and /r9k
>>58876673
after moot tried killing /pol/ in 2014, i left for 8ch*n /pol/ tb h
that board is a lot worse than 4/pol/ though (lot of nepotism, all the mods ban you for hurting their fee fees) so i left for 8/int/. eventually however the owner of the site fucked it over by trying to make it redditchan and ignored the issues which made it impossible to post.
then i came here.
>>58876857
/pol/ is fucking retarded as a whole man,it's a phase board 2bh.
>>58877237
yeah i agree now, although theyre sometimes right. im more conservative thanks to them
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Mumsie kicking me out of the house tomorrow.
Now officially homeless lads. Where are good places for sleeping outside?
>>58879085
Are you the benzo guy?
What county are you?
>>58879085
go sleep in a field
>>58879253
doxxable info
>>58879314
no
>>58879595
A vent at the back of a shopping centre or any takeaway/restaurant. Heat will be your main concern. Try go to Focus Ireland.
>>58879868
You're a fool to take what he says seriously.
>>58880316
What the fuck are you on about? She's seriously kicking me out. Piss off you cretin.
>>58880424
What the hell are you posting here for then? Sort out your priorities.
>>58880424
Why is she kicking you out?
>>58880466
Loneliness? For a chat? To converse with other people? htf cares.I'm spending my last night with accommodation enjoying myself.
What priorities anyway? I'm fucked.
>>58880761
Just thinks my behaviour is "unacceptable". Shame since I was feeling quite optimistic and productive today for the first time in months/years.
>>58881332
Tell her that you'll get a job first thing in the morning. Pull the "Mam, I need you. I can't do this without." Have you got your C.V made up? Any warehouses taking on staff in your area?
>>58881434
Nah that wouldn't work.
Very kind of you to take such an interest. Much appreciated.
But I'll give it a try. But she'll probably be gone before me in the morning.
Anyway, how was your day? What'd you get up to?
Still studying ? What year you in?
>>58882204
Then you make it your business to be up before her, man.
My day was grand, studied biology all day. Hopefully I'll be second year this September, but I think I'll be like Lar and fail maths.
>>58882350
Maths is a module in Pharmacology?
What inspired you to study it anyway?
What sort of biology you study? Neuroscience?
If you don't mind me asking what age are you and what Uni you go to?
>>58882588
Like, you've said before, some info is doxxable.
So, I'll answer what I can.
Yup, maths is a module. Since the first year course is common with all other science courses. Which is grand and all, but I fucking hate maths. I mean, I want to be pharmacist. Not someone who can explain calculus, I won't have any need for it besides these exams. The biology is again common to all (I think), pic related. I'm going to one of the many Uni's around Dublin.
>>58882833
I'd want my chemist to be able to explain something as straightforward as 1st year calc. Some people just don't get it.
>>58882833
What part of calculus are you having difficulty with? There are only a few aspects which differ from what is taught at leaving cert level to1st year science based courses. At least at the syllabuses I have looked at.
>>58883033
Integration (by substitution) and limits. I've been trying to get my maths lecturer to give a hand, but our free time doesn't match up.
>>58882915
I'll just be in the back, doing up prescriptions. No maths here.
>>58883116
Your college doesn't offer maths tutorials? You should mention that to your class rep, maybe gets some others who are having trouble to ask about the possibility of getting them also. Can't hurt. People did it a few years at mine.
Any questions in particular?
>>58883272
It's 20 to 2 in the morning, so I'm not in the mood for maths right now. But thanks for the interest.
I'll have a look around for maths tutorials or any clinics like that.
>>58883318
probably will be here tomorrow. post problems then if you want.
>>58883394
Much appreciated, honestly.
>>58883394
Who are you?
>>58883948
It doesn't matter who we are.
>>58883948
We are anonymous.
just watched 71
*contemplates it deeply*
Can't sleep. Just got into bed, got comfy. Began to nod off and I felt something on my face. A fucking spider, not even one of those small spiders, fucking huge. So I'm downstairs, bollock naked wrapped in my devuet on the sofa.
>>58885734
t. aussie with a proxy
>>58885903
You haven't been Ireland recently enough to see the influx of huge spiders.
>>58885924
when did this happen
are we at war with the aussies? holy shit how did this happen
does everyone put shrimp on barbies now and get cucked by emus?
>>58885944
Look up false widows. Or just 'large spiders Ireland'.
>>58885982
yeah i just did wtf
i hate tiny poisonous things. i dont mind tiny things but if they can be poisonous shit becomes terrifying.
are they invasive or somethint?
>>58886021
The fucker just crawled along my forehead! I'm in college in the morning, but there's no hope in hell am I sleeping in that bed. Wasn't a false widow, but big enough to scare the shite out of me.
>>58886085
jaysus whats the world coming to
>>58886108
Back in the bedroom, fecking freezing downstairs. I'm gonna arm myself with a can of lynx and go on the offensive.
>>58886209
one time when i lived in switzerland there was this big green fecker in the bathroom. my ma used a whole can of bug killer and it still didnt die the basterd. i ended up killing it manually. just a word of caution.
Going in for the kill.
>>58886328
where is it
>>58886389
I can't find it :(
why do i have to live in a shoe culture lads
i hate shoes
>>58886419
I hope you at least take them off at the door.
>>58886410
sneaky feckers
god, this reminds me of vietnam
>>58886487
i wear sandals when im out and take them off as soon as i get home
>ameribabies think its too cold for sandals
>>58886491
I won't be able to sleep unless kill confirmed. On the otherhand, I can't breathe as my room is filled with deodorant.
>>58886524
open a window
>>58886536
Cigarette, coffee, and music sounds like the plan for the night.
What's the craic, lads?
>>58886586
*in a nart deblin aksent*
datll bey turty foive quid fer de crack
>>58886619
Have you ever been to Dublin?
>>58886654
yeah but not very much honestly.
i imagine everyone there as talking like that (except d4 feckers who speak with that weird posh accent loike)
>>58886686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qRyVjlkcXN
>>58886894
im terrible with accents honestly i cant tell
your accent rings a bell somewhere but i cant remember where from
its a very neutral irish accent, something someone on telly would have
>>58887068
Ready for the shocker?
I'm a 25 minute bus ride from Dublin city centre.
>>58887086
i was gonna guess that. it really sounds like something someone from rté would have.
>>58887086
also heres my half assed single try impersonation of a dubliner
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRY15Rsw3z
>>58887156
That was awful. Usually when you do accent, you have to sound (close atleast) to what you're trying to impersonate.
>>58887412
i wasnt really trying honestly. and ive barely been to dublin and never actually known someone with a strong dublin accent.
/Éire/ >>58886727 → → one of us is ascending to the heavens. Come wish him goodbye
>>58887469
What exactly is going on in that thread? I don't speak the language.
>>58867594
>an irish first name, and an irish and swiss surname.
Oisín?
>>58887731
He's been found!
>>58887843
Who was looking for me?
>>58887892
No one, but you just gave yourself up since you were more concerned with my comment and not the naming one.
>>58887920
I'm confused 2bh. I just know a lad with an Irish firstname and a Swiss surname and was wondering if it was him. Don't think it is though your man lives in Switzerland
skype:?chat&blob=DI1Q_uZbLNESI_tE7ELRjkPYSQTl4bP9jYHdejMY0m5zS9TK
Gaeilge Skype
>>58887999
i was getting heatenings from your post thinking youd know me until i realised your man is in switzerland
>>58888115
skype wanker loves his fucking skype
>>58888206
Mabe it is yourself. Does your surname begin with an M?
>>58888206
>skype wanker loves his fucking skype
kek
>>58888206
>Mabe it is yourself. Does your surname begin with an M?
Clearly is Oisín, like.
>>58888608
>surname
just wanked without actually touching my willy
>>58888566
no
>>58888608
not oisin either
>>58888712
Don't you know the way Ireland is so small? And There's only 3 to 4 degrees of separation between all of us that live here?
>>58888834
>degrees of separation
whats that
>>58889049
eh i suppose you could
who cares though
you have a couple things wrong though (not gonna correct em tho)
>>58889145
I'll delete that post anyway. Just something that came to mind.
Also, not arsed to find out, Ard rí an micked.
>>58889049
also youd have to go all the way to laois and ask a bunch of locals if they know this spastic
>>58889202
i thought youd been JANNY'd for a sec lol
>>58889252
Well, next time when I'm Laois (I do frequent to portlaois bc family), and I do discover your name. I want a tenner.
https://join.skype.com/lmBbmPCRnKAI
Gaeilge Group Chat for Irish learners. So far 2 members.
>>58889293
you wont discover my surname, english speakers cant pronounce it. i dont doubt youll find my first name though
>>58889320
can i get skype on my mobile
>>58889384
You should be able to. Don't you have a computer?
Pussy
Im from the northern part pls no hate
>>58886328
Something something for the thrill
